The Lowest Cost Airline You Can Imagine | The Carol Burnett Show Clip

Not long ago, many of the commercial

airline

s introduced a new low-

cost

fare that was dubbed the No Frills plan, in a nutshell it meant you gave up some of the little extras like movies, cocktails, stereo and if you wanted lunch you had to bring your own. Well, tonight we would like to bring you our version of the No Frills plan. This is me, yeah, I guess I'm in the seat right behind you. I'm in the no-frills section, yes, yes, that's how it was. a lot of money going that way, you know, and it's like they say you know the back of the plane arrives at the same time as the front, forgive me, oh look, that's where the carpet ends, yeah, you know, you save 40 dollars going this way.

Yes, of course, you don't get food or anything, that's what I brought. This is worth 40 dollars. No way, but everything else is the same. You don't have to worry about a flat back. Here you know, there is something more, it is much safer. Well, have you ever heard of a plane receding into a mountain? Excuse me, are you in the No Frills section? Yeah, well, they take your foot off the rug. I can have your attention? Please, our cabin is pressurized for your comfort. It is very unlikely that there may be any sudden change in cabin pressure, but in the rare event that this happens, our emergency procedure will be as follows: foreigner because I don't have one. um stewardesses, please prepare for the takeoff difference.

Would you like to listen to some music, okay? It will be two dollars a piece, thank you, would you like to hear some music, sir, yes, that would be fine, two dollars, please, there you go, thank you, would you like to hear some music. Yes, we will be fine. I think I'll have some. Close your eyes, uh, just think about it for a second, maybe I'll have a foreign drink. I will be serving lunch shortly sir, would you like turkey or beef? I'll try the turkey, okay, 40 meals, huh? I'll tell you something about the When the turkey arrives, I'll have my second package of Twinkies, thanks, well, maybe it'll be quick, I bet they're not good, ladies and gentlemen, this is the captain speaking.

We are expecting very mild turbulence and I. I would like to suggest that you fasten your seat belts. Thanks oh maybe it's better if they send the food back oh no that was just a precaution. The captain wouldn't let us serve if it were thanks. Can I ask you a question? Uh, how come everything is so quiet here? It's a little difficult back here. I won't tell you again. I'm sick of you. Go back abroad. I'm going to Chicago. Well then could you hurry up and get your stuff and come with me what uh what time would it be to land Land