GOAT SIMULATOR 3 #1 : Best Game Ever

jump basically, okay, I'm failing to get there, that's the big problem. Oh, I didn't make it, okay, uh, just come in? climb to the top and then fall, yes, I know, okay, to the incline, oh, there's a ladder here. I guess it's a little bit easier to climb stairs, climb a ladder, just walk up to it and then just run to the top and then pass, okay, because I saw you, John, come in here because you won the

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and it was like standing out, yeah Yes, that's what I thought. Are you on a mission to fix sermons?

Yes, technology. support okay yeah advice thanks for the resoft level three oh okay okay we gotta fix this dude what's that thing up there? So there's a trophy, oh, that's my trophy, yeah, I got the serve. I'm trying to get the trophy tin. Ino we'll get the trophy we don't need it it won't do anything it's just the one I won for the uh okay I'm trying to bounce the others up here yeah servers I've had better servers now there's fire what keep going let's go, what do we do, keep going, keep our heads burning, there are others on the next level, oh how do I get there? use the bouncy goo in the middle, bounce a few times by yourself up there, oh there we go, oh I didn't get there oh okay we got it there okay there's goo

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ywhere yeah oh god mine, yeah, I just can't, well, thrown, oh my God, I just got thrown out of the place, no, no, because I'm wearing the wings.

I really have to make sure I time the jump better because if you spam it too soon you'll float away oh yeah yeah so does this goo Bounce You Higher um. I think if you keep bouncing like this you don't have to jump to bounce on this. bouncing things no, not just, yeah, stay in line with it, yeah, oh, and I can't slow down time. I guess I can't unhook the doll up here, although yes, I'll keep sliding, yes, you'll be perpetually stuck bouncing. Yeah, I'm going to get weird vibes here, where okay, I have no idea how therapeutic this

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is or jumping up and down in this Banana Goo, yeah, it's amazing, yeah, yeah, how high can you go?

I don't know you. It can go pretty high, although there is a sky box somewhere, but I think it's quite a bit higher, oh my gosh, double, can I do a double backflip, oh, I can, you can do a lot of things. You look like triples, oh yeah, okay, well, you started. man, okay, uh, let's find something else to do, yeah, pick something like Market on the map, I think that's what I think I'll see, uh uh, Market on the map, um, transfer, okay, um, I'm 30 meters away From me, yes, I see it. I'm going to get some, go get some publicity.

I'm stuck right now, oh yeah, oh yeah, with the wait time oh, it's this one, oh, you've done this one, so I'm sorry, no, no, I've done it like

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yone else, don't worry about it. no, it's okay how to do it I don't care if I'm not looking oh yeah, that's true Damon, let's try that yeah, incoming race yeah, oh yeah, I see you in the air oh yeah, yeah, I say, oh, you got a car, I took a vehicle, yeah, I fell off the side, so I just drove no, I want, I want to join the vehicle now, no, I'm going to try to see if I can land on the back, here, boom, baby, smash the thing . what I have to do is right in front of you there oh that was me driving it's been indestructible an indestructible fence right there alright oh god, uh it's electric it's electric oh my god look at me I'm oh whoa whoa Grandma's psychotic, Come on just keep lying, oh no, sometimes you just have to roll into it and be some kind of new grandma who must die.

I recommend you have a good shot, good shot. GG grandma, I'm wearing someone down. I'm waiting for someone to ask me that. a t-shirt, grandma must die, you go, whatever I say, that's horrible, they want it on t-shirts, they never want anything pretty, it sounds like talking to me, okay, then oh man, oh my god, it's Doom, nowhere has the wolf died, he has returned to Castle Wolfenstein, oh. Oh my god this is enough I thought you'd like this granny instead of the Nazis okay this is officially the

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game ever oh my god wait what I'm open now.

I do not know what I'm doing. Don't know. what I'm doing I have no idea I didn't know this was a thing oh my god oh my god Okay so we have to find paintings that's where we get to paintings yeah paintings I guess we don't have time paintings I'm trying to remember them Wolfenstein oh no it doesn't just move through them we go here ah oh really oh my god grandma is oh it's a rocking chair oh my god oh my god friend friend you have grandmother yes you now I have granny oh oh sorry it's okay because it does if you click and hold it oh wow it's a mega basket if you click and hold it no she can hold it look look she's not going to go crazy oh yeah okay that's me in a different game green thumbs new event welcome to plant school oh yeah, the plants go on yeah, oh actually yeah, this is going to be good because I can do it uh yeah, okay oh, okay, I have to shift high again I thought this happened for too long oh oh okay no if we have cracks we have to have grandma's bag what do you think is beautiful also my horns that are two two aggressive as if we were setting grandma on fire?

I have your tea for you. I have grandmas too, okay, I think I think I think, out of respect for grandma, we want to keep the horns small, yeah, there we go, I got grandma's Taylor, go, oh, cute, grandma's tea, Grandmas, why can't I? Okay, I can't shoot. the chicken, okay, welcome to plant. School fertilizer puts a fertilizer on the plant. Shout to the plant. Plant growth. Alright. Fertilizer. Where is the fertilizer. What is fertilizer? foreign tilizer here like this, put it on all of them if you want and then yell at it yes, continue the more you do it yes, can we climb the Beanstalk and collect as much gold as you can?

There is a trophy at the top. uh well not at the top like a little way up when I did this I got as far as I physically could go and it's oh yeah yeah I got the trinket the trinkets in mine oh we don't want you to come back. and do it, but yeah, all the way up, I'm on the one on your left, I think, uh, counterclockwise, as you are, oh no, you'd have to like it, okay, you'd have to like it , jump up. A little bit of pain, oh God, and now I'm falling.

I have to jump all the way up if you want the trophy, yeah it's just a trophy so why do I want the thing if you want to collect them all, even though I wanted to. collect because I want to collect I'm just going to be here, can we restart? I was going to say it would be easier to go back and do it when it reboots. I don't know when, oh wow, that was a great belonging, that was a very graceful landing. Well done, thank you. Grandma has a pretty good rate of fire on this thing.

Yes, it's pretty impressive. Not well? What's that? What's that? What's that? What's that? I know what that is, but let's do it. What have you seen? Oh, we fought among ourselves there. I don't know. I am the King of the Hill. Oh yeah, probably let me join you abroad. I don't know the area to win crowns. go with the emotions, okay, oh, so what do we have to go up the hill and stay here and then, yeah, haven't you done this? I saw that, okay, how come they don't get up anymore? Oh wait, they suddenly update you.

What the hell am I? I suddenly updated, oh man that was weird, was it yours that updated?