The TERRIBLE Madagascar Mockbuster Life's A Jungle

It's been a while since we fell down the rabbit hole when it comes to sim movies and I honestly feel like my

life

has been so much better. You know, I feel more enlightened by the fact that I haven't seen a drill in a long time, but unfortunately I like it. All the things end up coming back and hitting me in the dick. I ended up stumbling upon a specific one that scraped the inside of my brain, so to speak, and unfortunately left a scar on my frontal lobe, the incredible Madagascar movie called Life's. African Jungle's Most Wanted, I have never seen a movie where I have been so confused and scared at the same time since this movie was free on YouTube.

I actually ended up watching this live on Twitch, in fact you can find the full video of I'm Watching This Movie on my second Bionic Pig Live channel if you want to watch it there and that might be something I do in the future while watching the movie I'm going to review on Twitch so be sure to Follow my tick for stuff like that in the future but wow what can I say about this movie except um pain. Africa's Most Wanted more like Africa's Least Wanted. This movie follows a spoiled puppy who basically enslaves his entire family and has sex with his mother.

Alright. a little more than that, but that's what I got from falling out of a car on the way home when they were traveling through the savanna. You know, you meet some wild animals and somehow miraculously resolve all of his conflicts and live happily ever after. something like that and this movie lasts an hour and 40 minutes, how can I last an hour and forty minutes? There is no way, yes you heard me right, a simulated movie where the plot could probably be summarized in a one minute, hour and 40 minute movie, how do you ask? Well, you watch this movie half the time.

I can't tell if it's silent or I'm just slowly falling into some kind of coma. It is here as a loud and piercing noise. It is silent. Which is fine, and honestly, after analyzing this movie a little more, I realized that Pip the dog is a personification of satan himself, nothing could kill him and he somehow has pure control over everything he touches, forces a rich family to have sex. with them pampering them and at the same time being able to domesticate panthers and rhinos. I'm sure there's some metaphor here like Dante's Inferno, like when we watch this we just go to the different layers of Hell as we watch it, but you know I'll do it.

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I guess this is accepted in this universe. I don't know why Later, like the dog can't talk to humans, but they accept that rhinos can form a community and build human buildings, the logic just doesn't stop. Logic doesn't matter in this movie, stop, then moto moto rams the car and beep. the dog falls and apparently falls asleep and starts dreaming so we get a flashback of how pampered his

life

at home is and holy shit he shits in a fancy toilet he gets perfectly cut salmon you missed one of this That's what I'm talking about, can you?

Talking: Does the family understand them or is it like Stewie's house dad situation where we never know if Stewie is actually talking to people or if people can understand them or not? You know, classic, so mom tries to feed the dog chocolate ice, which one is perfect? The morning skin care routine is supposed to be trying to poison the dog without him knowing, but apparently the dog is having an orgasm from the chocolate because you know the dog is a demon and is invulnerable to chocolate, so we have the idea that this dog is not only a pampered little dog but also a giant piece, so anyway we go back to the present and Pit wakes up to a panther cub.

Why was there a baby sound effect? And immediately he tries to attack the panther cub, but mommy panther stops him and ends up spitting on him. oh i like that oh yeah also the family just realizes pip is gone. I'm not sure how timing works in this, but you'd think that when Motomoto hit their car and you saw his dog fly away, they'd instantly say, Oh, where's Pip? But no, they just drove down the road for a while. They didn't even think about the rhino ramming their car. They are fine. This guy is just a torso.

It's just a torso. It's literally just a torso. Then Pip befriends two hyenas because he thought they were dogs, so to get Pip into the hyena club or whatever, they told them to steal food from the alligators, which, like most alligator enthusiasts, Alligators or as most people call them, Florida alligators keep all their food in a basket perched on a rock in a small pond, but remember, ladies and gentlemen, if you ever see a basket perched on a rock, They better watch out, it's alligator territory, after he snatches the fish and it is stolen by a bird, the hyenas call him a complete idiot for not predicting the bird. would show what's wrong with you you have to keep your eyes open at all times in the

jungle

it goes without saying that neither as a pig pigs are such dirty animals nothing against pigs, of course, I like a little fish, but it must be boned by my babysitter num nums I call her nani num nums because she brings me my num nums they are so yum yum does the babysitter num nums also bring what I had to do I had to do it right, I'm sorry? then we go back to the mansion oh my god who the hell was in charge of the interior design in this place?

The rug looks completely

terrible

with that color combination, don't worry I will do everything I can to find pip, then pip starts fantasizing about being rubbed by Mrs. Pip I call her Mrs. Pitt because let's face it there are some weird things that happen. there, I mean, when he plays fetch, he is the teacher and the boy goes back to fetch the ball, pip is a demon that enslaves this family. the hyenas wake up pip by pushing his nose and oh oh, don't lick it, don't lick your hands after cleaning your face, come on, so after 30 minutes of the movie we are introduced to the main conflict of the movie.

I guess you could say uh beep mentions that he wants a drink oh sure very funny guys now I have to clean this face of poop where do you keep the hose? The only water source they can use is controlled by alligators and rhinos. by Motomoto Pip ends up gaining the panthers' trust by saving her from Motomoto and they all start to band together to find a safer way to get water. They are all becoming a nice little community. Hey, hey, okay, guess, beep. to get on that mama panther, you know what I'm saying, I'm telling you this dog is a demon, he's literally corrupting that kid's mind, that's why I always keep my toes very clean, he gets a lot of coins on his feet , because?

There's so much fetish stuff in this movie, well, they take Pip to the animal village. He meets a sloth named Flash, an anteater on a pelican, and Pip says, "No, I'm out, brother, and then he starts running home, don't do it." Stop, pip, you're not going to make it, but yeah, pip doesn't make it and then he dies, okay, he lives for some reason, there's also a sports ball scene, uh, I guess this is just filler in the movie, so which, to be fair, I would. Let's say about an hour and 20 minutes of this movie is filler but they only have one moment where they play a game called jackpot and this lasts about 10 minutes and then pip shows them golf for about five more minutes and then we witness pip. in an anthill while he lets the ants crawl up his butt for a good three minutes and we watch it happen, pips, weirdo, you know, those ants crawled up his butt, so after a while, pip finally They come up with a plan to get water, they will put like little buckets around the pelicans neck, they will fly up, they will drink some water and then they will pour it into a bucket and what happens next is nothing less than, they will eat, eat to the bird, eat the bird, hey, oh.

I didn't think they would actually do it and something that happens during this movie and honestly during a lot of drills are these really bad Instagram motivational quotes when the going gets tough, the tough get tough, you gotta believe in yourself kid, just because catch him before he falls into the toilet so you can lower him gracefully into the water and send him off to see like a son you wish you could have had but can't because you don't have the wonderful gift of being a woman. doesn't mean you should do it when the going gets tough the tough ones run away from the crocodiles hey no genius the tough ones get going I knew that so since his first idea failed the next idea is bamboo pipes to suck on them the water and we started to have Here's a little panther dog romance that starts to heat up, you know, and she starts talking about her dead husband.

She now she's starting to get hot. That means you're on pip, you're in, come on, here's your chance. The bamboo idea doesn't work. I'm really sure how a spoiled rich dog was able to assemble an entire functional plumbing system out of twigs and bamboo, but once we start thinking logically about this movie, we'll start losing our damn minds plus one rp, oh that's it My sweet little baby, it's okay, it's okay. Okay, okay, okay, I know I've seen enough videos to know where this is going. Oh, you like that weird bestiality with the baby fetish side, that's new to me.

I'm not going to lie, so to celebrate. When they finally get water, they have a party where everyone moves a little awkwardly with some music playing in the background, so the rhinos and alligators end up discovering the bamboo pipe, which I mean, obviously, like it's a giant bamboo pipe are going to solve it and then they are going to destroy the party and for some strange reason everyone avoids pip as if pip came up with the idea of ​​getting the water buckets pip came up with the idea of ​​getting the bamboo pipes and now that they got caught everyone randomly hates pip pip this is all your fault now that you got the rhinos on warp path things are really getting out of control here dude yeah it's not too good , I was just trying to help a little, him.

He was the only person who ever found a solution to your stupid problems and then you get mad at him so anyway Pip gets sad and walks away and ends up getting captured by the rhinos and alligators and they cook him alive in the end, okay, there's more. rhinos want girlfriends and when I say it like that I mean that it literally happens like that nothing leads them to want girlfriends nothing implies that they want girlfriends suddenly a rhino comes out of nowhere I want a girlfriend I don't need girlfriends regular just put a lid on it eh, I like them girlfriends, yes, yes, and I have never kissed a girl, yes, me too, girlfriend, no, no, calm down, gentlemen, and each of them begins to repeat the same thing.

I want a girlfriend because this place would beclean. I want a girlfriend because girlfriends smell good. The girls would be very nice, yes, and I never kissed a girl. Plus, if we had some girls, we could finally get this place together, yeah, and I heard that girl smelled good too, so Pip ends up escaping and we get one. scene of him running through the savanna again and you know he gets caught by leaves and Venus flytrap lions and random animals he runs into, but he ends up finding a group of female rhinos who built another village, I don't understand how. all these animals are building full fledged villages but again logic I need to stop it I need to stop it but how convenient is it that all these random rhinos started talking about girlfriends and pip randomly runs into a group of rhino girls , so anyway.

He tells all the female rhinos about the males and they say "we don't need any men in our lives" and then they don't care anyway and some of the girls he says "yes, we do" and then they bring a rhino girl. At the male rhino, they start flirting with each other and, yes, they have a rhino cat. and everything is fine now we don't need any men around here in fact we are anti-men no uh-uh we like some man yes, there is nothing wrong with some guys around they never hurt anyone yeah go girl hey big boy where have you been all my life I know a lot of you said "wow the movies are right" there's still 20 minutes left there's still 20 minutes left in this movie?

They have a rhino party and Pip's old gang ends up showing up and apparently they like him? him again, I don't understand why they never liked him, but whatever, and then we get a little fight scene where Pip gets into a fight with the alligators and this goes on for like 10 minutes and it literally makes no sense. whatever and pip ends up karate kicking the alligator in the face and then they just don't care and now everything is fine oh yeah too uh pip's family just appears out of the fog idk how they found his direct location but just boom you know which one It's the end of the movie, time to show up and then Pip says no, I don't want to come back, you guys suck, you know son, sometimes when you love someone a lot, it's better to let them go free and it's fun. because the family is fine, you know, it's fine, you know, most families would say, uh no, you like it, you're our dog, you're coming home, but they say no, now, dog, honestly, I think It's because you say we've finally broken the curse you plagued my family with because yeah, we're tired of having sex with you, pip, we're tired of it and everyone lives happily ever after after the end, well there you have it Ladies and gentlemen, that's the

jungle

of life. uh, um, Africa is the least wanted.

I would say if you want to see me watch the full movie you can go to Bionic Pig live, that's my other channel where I post a lot of live content from my streams and he could see me react. the whole movie boy it's a treat you definitely don't want to watch it alone and also make sure to follow me on Twitch where I might also watch movies in the future of similar things like this but thank you all for watching this video. I hope you enjoyed it because I didn't, it was painful, but that's what this is all about, proper suffering, I suffer for my art, this is art, I'm suffering, goodbye.