When Betty White ran for president

i decided to run for

president

oh craig i needed some money again i'm broke i lost everything in the big crash but the housing crash is the stock market crash neither of us didn't crash my Buick into one of those two-passenger buses flats you know it was a bloodbath don't play angry birds while driving I can't believe you're running for

president

do you have a running mate? uh well I need someone um trustworthy uh maybe richard nixon

betty

uh richard nixon has been dead for almost 20 years well no wonder he doesn't respond to my email you know Betty as a candidate the People will want to know where you stand on the big issues, sure, okay, ask me anything, here we go, you're ready, okay?

What is your position on immigration reform? Oh, that's hard. I will pass defense spending. Health. Can I call a friend? I think Richard Nixon would know the answer. You know what, Betty. You have no experience. You are totally uninformed. and you seem to have a questionable grip on reality no, I'm the perfect politician, you know that and you're right, you're right, I must say for some reason you're a candidate, I could see myself supporting me, oh Craig, can you get behind me every time Come on, Betty, no, no, not everything has to be dirty, I just think it's a good idea to know your positions, I mean, you know, you know before the big caucus, oh, now, who's doing well, I think We haven't learned anything here today, but I wish you the best of luck with your campaign.

Well, thanks Craig. Would you mind hanging one of my campaign signs? I don't think you've thought about this Betty. Can't. I'm not going to hang that up, no I won't, I won't, you never supported me Craig, I tell you what,

when

I'm president I'll put your ass on the first boat back to Ireland.