I Attempted the NEW Pokémon Roguelike...

yes we can work with that no which one didn't I didn't miss the wrong policy of weakness come on just go to the swamper go to the Swampert come on stratable under Swampert we live that's good that's good oh that's scary don't hit one of them please why can't you hit the drop flop? like this turn decides everything that blows oh bad swap bat swap bat Swap okay yeah that wasn't loaded but at least Tailwind is off the table now uh Giratina uses defog which is a weird choice I mean, He's dead next turn, which is good if all these successful moves we should win, oh thank goodness, as you can see, things are getting harder, but somehow we get out of that last battle without a single casualty, obviously the Elite Four is strong, but now random trainers and innocent rounds are saying oh oh, the game is a standardized test that requires your active attention for each and every question one wrong answer and you could lose your entire team, but a sometimes just sometimes luck will smile upon us once again a fastball in a dream right here no way unfortunately now we have to do it Test this Dragon against the Draconian Gauntlet known as Drake oh uh okay you can take a couple of turns toxic, this will probably kill them now, it hit them both oh wow, really, not really, really wow, okay, maybe not, that might be good for us, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, I know noivern is fast, but we are faster but more one kills, although right there Kyurem less than good, okay, okay, let's see how this goes, but that wasn't any damage at all oh no, oh no, oh sevens Heatwave no you can keep missing man, even though you keep hitting the right one no, I didn't realize I can't choose the target of outrage oh, I should have a heat wave if I blocked the five percent chance Miss, okay, oh, now It's faster no, I thought no oh no no no no no no no no no no no, not the Draco, maybe you're not the Draco, no, wait, Voltrace, what, uh, never punish, I guess, but Why do we take the ones we got through Drake?

Look, I'll be honest, I thought there were several times in that battle where I was about to lose it all, but thanks to a questionable decision by Drake, I made it out only losing a Rebombi that was quickly replaced by a drill-ready Excadrill. the heavens, beginning with Lorelei, oh oh, Fairy. Oh, as long as she doesn't die here. I mean I think let's see let's see how this goes awesome huge doesn't kill the golden duck oh he's oh ice field again okay yeah we can double it that's interesting I can't say I actually saw that happen yeah , I guess keep that Golduck alive.

It would have been free oh I have your last shell Smash Thank you Peach Owl, thank you I used rockslide now it's an earthquake they both hit show me big damage oh that's it uh little weakness policy uh Freeze Drive uh okay no I did it I think the lappers would have frozen yeah unfortunate show me a kill somehow please I know it has high defense but please please now our defense is low and now we will probably die from laughter or thunder . I think we could live it. Thunder Miss Thunder Miss freeze dry, okay and we hit both of them, we hit both of them in Sun don't kill Lapras kill Articuno wait well just live one more live one live a thunder yes yes okay then things are getting kids the end Emerald Rogue's game feels like it willingly registered itself in its continuous panic attack that seems to never end, you know, amused by the few gaps in my team after that bloodbath of a battle.

I was lucky enough to fill a void with Mr. Fish himself and how he needed another Pokémon and few options at hand. I caught another Mr Fish Two, you know you gotta do what you gotta do and I thought I'd just hit these routes on the way to conquer the elite four, but apparently some of the tougher trainers are just frolicking in the wild, We have toy scars. for the fish uh no, I haven't really eaten anything, hello, yeah, it's dead, yeah, that fish is gone, okay, we made it. I really thought I was going to clean up there, but we managed to pull through and grabbed a bear scooter to replace our fallen fish now.

It was time to make a miracle happen in our final Elite Four battle against Bruno, okay, Steelix and Nidoqueen, let's see how this goes, wow, okay, very dirty, uh, I think this clears up, yeah, yeah, yes, good opening, yes, that's solid and that's how sturdy it works, kids. okay let's see how it goes fake perfect that's even better uh Rock explosion um yeah Moltres was going to eat that uh Barracuda is also currently eating that could kill this could kill actually not weakness falling asleep rocks defense fell oh no weakness policy okay okay yeah yeah I know we fired Bear Scooter and I'm okay with that melee drop oh that's huge.

I'm depressed, no, no, I'm in this. I'm so in this foreigner still in this baby still. in this baby never punished not a day in my life I have two left and the Zapdos Blaze kick of the other eh, you know he learned that oh EQ that probably kills I have my goat my goat oh Focus sash I have it we're making it work it's Everything What I'm saying is that there are 100 of us to make it work and I'm still scared, so again, the game doesn't end like any other main Pokémon game. Our story is not over until we challenge and defeat the Emerald Rogue champion, who could be anyone.

I caught one last Pokémon and spent half an hour strengthening my team with my limited currency. I then decided it was time to climb this internal ladder and try to conquer the final obstacle in our Champion Lance game, as this was our final battle. He could throw every single ounce of power at him, knowing that only one Pokémon had to be standing when the war was decided. I thought we were done with Guard Shop hacks when it was dealing a lot of damage. No, no, Draco, indignation, see, that's what scared me. wind up so bad that Mr.

Fish didn't get the ball at all and that's really so heartbreaking oh no it's okay our two sweepers are gone oh critical it mattered though I think this kills oh my god the run is dead oh, the race is so dead oh oh yeah, that makes sense yeah, that makes sense, oh no, I keep forgetting that I can heal, I keep forgetting that that's just a noise, okay, this is the last one I did a lot, here Come on guys, I thought that would do more, oh, and so we did. Guys, good thinking Alpha, you should have great skill and skill in the way you fight alongside your Pokémon and with that being said, I declare you Pokémon champion, is what I would have said, so apparently I made a mistake and it should have been a little more careful because, unlike in other Pokémon games, there is an additional fight beyond the champion and, as a reminder, I lost all my legendaries and only have two Pokémon left with a limited amount of pokeballs left.

Somehow I have to put together a full team. Luckily, I came across this monstrosity that did the trick. as the perfect third member of the team and with only one route left, I managed to catch a disappointing Nuzleaf just before stumbling into a battle that put this entire race in jeopardy. Okay, he wrote a grass wooden hammer. I know a wave of mud hit your teammate. Things are getting worse. Fast and I'm running out of options even faster, so after catching another Nuzleaf and wasting the rest of my pokeballs, I had to challenge the final mystery trainer with just a team of four Pokémon.

I did what I could. I developed a strategy, but only time. I would say if my first run with the emerald robe was going to be successful, man, I'm nervous because we have four Pokémon, we have four Pokémon going into the final battle against Professor Oak, I can't say I was ready for this, well, I think I prefer this to Stephen. I think he's fine, he has six Pokémon. I've got four. Not a good start. Nitta Queen and Charizard are too weak to shoot. I'd like to protect because, uh, Ferrothorne might die when it comes to art here.

Focus kill kill kill. kill please charge our kill Charizard kill Charizard okay wait that kills Charizard that word hit him on top mod punch that doesn't kill hurts but doesn't kill massive damage on him on top rock any girdle he can have earth power this is scary we could die we could have a chance at this oh there's a chance there's a timeline three pokemon left hoister the scary mole Trace the scariest ferrothorne has been so decisive in so many moments and I think that's how we should go out, but mcroll, it has been an honor. we'll never forget your Hall of Fame service, go, I need the mud wave to go dumb, though yeah, hash approach, that's fine, wait, wait, okay, doable, what's the play?

We are not Skilling Skilling no, oh, this is possible. This is possible, we have a salt vest, we are weak at shooting which is scary, we have a rock tomb, we just need to live one and so somehow we get to the end and in typical

roguelike

style it's time to do it all. foreigner again