Game Grumps Moments That I Quote Daily P3

guy I know, I know, I did it oh God oh God oh oh there are so many there are so many there are so many I know Dan, don't you think I know, oh God? God Jesus, tell me something I don't know, tell me trigonometry or something, I know there's so many that I can see, man, I keep coming to you like you're going to speed up time and no, why are you a turtle? wasting time wasting time, the most important

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, oh man, and I really have a yeah, okay, I can hold on though, oh well, you think Sonic shits if he does it, it happens so fast, you really had fun with that, Hey?

Alright, Aaron, can you pull yourself together by posing the question of whether Sonic shits or not? The logistics of this are like he's flying, it's like he never knew when they realized it would be miles. from here to the store and his shorts to the side I'm doing some shit Falls It wouldn't be nice to see that immediately that guy walks seven steps on what he's like Why are you all proud of us? Was she an attractive one? Aaron, are you okay, are you going to choke, are you laughing too hard, is she okay, what, Um, what was she?

Was she an attractive woman? No, oh, that's a shame. One of the hardest

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you laughed at during a show was, um, when we brought up the possibility that Sonic could send while going 100 miles an hour, anything, thanks and he's like no, no, I'll be miles away. here. I can't remember that's the funniest thing I've ever heard. It could have been during Unleashed. It was definitely during one of the 3Ds. What a rebellious guy. It makes me so happy that it caused two uncontrollable ones. fits of laughter for you, yeah, me, her, whatever, she has to cum fast, she's like you don't have to come back, she actually she'd rather you didn't.

I tried marijuana and now I'm gay, yes it's the best, very, very, very strong understanding. true story, oh, sure, sure, it happens all the time, it happens to me all the time, yeah, every time I try weed, I'm gay and then I, and then, and then you straighten up, you stop being whatever Aaron, hi Yes, hello, we've been talking. for a while no need for jokes now i feel excused back to my story anyway i was talking about weed i would buy weed if it had teflon ok and a steel base oh that will get you high if it was made by Paula Deen she just got my she makes my favorite she's very good she makes my favorite you're just your favorite we have these Paula Deen pots and pans and my goodness they are the best you know what I'm going to do take a chance here, yeah, the best story you've ever told and I didn't get the back up, this is the last episode of Game run and like it's out in the open, yeah you, you really brought it home, thanks man, proud of you okay? do you like Paula Deen A or B good good answer Paula Deen is a fraud my dad invested in Teflon it didn't stick thank you that's my moment anyway I have to get out of here oh fuck you don't even let me launch with that fart, turn that dog around, turn it around, stick it on the wall and turn it around forever, tell your mom, tell your friends, tell your mom how you're going to stick it, turn it around, you have to stick it to the world, talking to the wall and to the baby, grab it and Eat it, don't eat it.

I understand the need to eat it, but you just want to grab it. Something described on the tombstone seems like some kind of video

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. It looks like some kind of bacon with bits. I'm going to hate it. I'm going to cook it real good, is this a recipe for mom's best bacon? Well, I think I could take a little lunch break. My mom said go to my room and I said she was walking and then I did so many tests that require you to do it. Like running into every invisible wall in the

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See your mom, okay damn I'm going outside to cool off, oh it's hot out here, you can find the door, you're just here.

I walked up and down the hospital lobby before he walked in and out of the hospital many times it's hot here it's hot here how can I help? I am also here. Keep eating your pudding. Well, I'm good at that. Dr. Huffman. My medical records have been an ornament for too long. It's time. I have complied with the hippo sound, sure you can operate, we would appreciate your support blueberries, as far as dealing with guilt goes, have you ever seen a hippo, their teeth look like Dixie cups, they kill more humans in a year than sharks?

I have memorized the images of the surgery. He just likes to veer between what he's actually supposed to say in a weird way. I know what to do. Grandma, then, good luck, sir. I will need it. My surgical skills have not yet been rushed. Three cups Three cups When you're counting if I don't move you can't see me because you're a tyrannosaurus I want you to be able to do your job it's like opening and closing the blinds yeah like turning the lights on and off like wait hello another infinite dagger Adventure right into you this guy I swear on G hello oh great excuse me excuse me Aaron move Infinity um, I'm honest hello, are you hungry?

We could go to Infinity In and Out Burger hello we're both like hello I retired for another infinity adventure you know what you're good I don't care don't stop stealing my life why are you doing this to me so you're a fool a damn fool damn be it why why this goldfish is worthless no more hey checkpoint hello I'll get it oh god no no oh my god if you died I would have stabbed you do you use your no no your foreigner from Plenty or whatever oh clean you use the infinite dagger no no the infinite dagger you will really die if you I'm sure about that, yes I'm 100% sure you will die if you use the infinite dagger in Spin Dagger.

Great, damn, great job dying. Aaron. What happened? Why did not you tell me? What happened. Did you die in any way? Oh really. I feel so bad for you buddy oh oh you have to jump you have to jump on it and then jump again oh okay this time we have it but at this point it's worthless because we've lost more gold and we jump and jump again foreigner this ha been one of the best days of my life hello great I gotta use my ecore fortune to get it you motherfucker I wasted my ecourse so I can get what you need early I feel like I'm going crazy yeah.

I'm getting it while I eat mine and that's the end of that story wait. I'm receiving a crucial transmission from Grandpa. It's like he can't believe receiving and eating mine at the same time. I feel like I'm going crazy. He caught me at a bad time here, oh wow, I can't help but stay on this page. Wow, I'm going crazy. Let's get back to the ship quickly, just give me five more minutes. I have an important issue from all angles. Oh, my, it's okay. You come? Oh dear, they went to the trouble of carrying things in beautiful objects carved from lapis lazuli, but there is no one alive who can read this alphabet.

Do you want to finish it? Some of us are trying to eat ours around here. You don't know what it says, no one knows and that's why the only value it has now is archaeological. What I'm looking for has much more value in the real world. You know what I'm saying, it's a flashlight, yes, we all want it. You'll never find that dildo so the jingles in your pocket you can say case Jingle Bells Susie we've got you a Django problem on our hands Sam's going crazy hey Susie jingle jangle says going crazy we've got a jingle problem jingle here this goes I've got nuts, I have a limerick for you, okay, I have a riddle, if you want, a riddle is different from a limerick, which one do you have for me?

You have to go through the urine, urine, health, it's very Ritalin, okay, there are two doors, one is a door where you have to do it I already lost starting over Okay, you're in heaven, oh, I'm in heaven , you are in heaven, okay, great, there are two doors, yes, one door is a door that you have to go through, both doors are okay, the first door is just the truth, the second door is a lie, okay and I have to go through both, how do you know which is the right door? Oh my God, the lie is right, okay, that's right, yeah.

I don't know, this is really the riddle, okay, there's a guy and there's two doors and he says the first one is the right door, but he always says I don't remember a woman being murdered in her car, she's alone in the car. car. she was stabbed to death she is alone in the car no windows were broken all the windows were up okay all the doors were closed okay no one was in the car with her there was no damage to the car okay how did that happen? She was murdered by another person. How did that happen?

I don't know, tell me, come on, you can figure it out, tell me, I'm so tired, it was a convertible, uh, I got you, okay, wait, I got you, um, I got up, uh, uh, Bulbasaur, really, I got up, it's okay you got a riddle yeah i got a riddle oh okay leave it on me brother uh a woman and two men are drinking I mean and they drink it the two guys um wait you said there was a woman and one man, oh, one woman and two men, okay. the women are two men are drinking iced tea okay and uh they are all the guys drink it uh the guys drink it fast if the woman drinks it slowly and oh but only the three are poisoned but only she dies why uh because he had poison in ice cubes, okay, next time we'll get gross, okay, a woman drinks poison, she does it, why did she die?

Show your work, oh no, yes, a lot of people get this wrong because the poison was poisoned, oh. I know, I know, I know, oh my god I'm so stupid maybe if you weren't so stupid you could talk. I have a riddle for you. Okay, a guy stops a girl on the street and asks her out. She says. Oh really. I'm a good guy, mysterious and unsolved, okay, bye.