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Ralphie May - Too Big To Ignore $97 Salad Reaction

Mar 25, 2024
Hello, what's up, kings and queens, is it you? It's been a long time since I was here. A lot of time has passed. A lot of time has passed. It's been a long time since we said that step two. "Anyway guys, so let's go ahead and start this off with some Ralphie Mayman, he showed me my 97 dollar

salad

. There's no way I'm paying 97 for a

salad

. I don't even eat salad like that, I hope I can ". I'll say salad 97, but I feel like it's real 97, though some chicken, I want some chicken, some tomatoes in my salad, I want some onions, you know, I want some cheese sake, I want some spinach, What more do I want?
ralphie may   too big to ignore 97 salad reaction
You know, a branch of Caesar, what more do I want? Oh, you know, I'll have some green peppers. You know it's like saying just one. You don't eat salads here. Okay, let's go ahead and get into it if you want us to. to some more standards that will affect us, let us know, comment below, we're going to push back hard, come on, oh wait, I'm doing all that and I'm not pushing, but yeah, press the button, you know, you know, wait , hurry up. Now, come on girl, I was making this joke in Orange County, California, about a month and a half ago and when I did it, a white lady stood up and said, we gotta get rid of all those Mexicans, they're ruining our country and I .
ralphie may   too big to ignore 97 salad reaction

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I was shocked by his racism, you know, and it's strange coming from someone from the South, you know, you'd expect to have heard outbursts like that before in my life, but in the South, you know, I was born in Chattanooga, Tennessee, raised in a small town in Arkansas called Clarksville and moved to Texas when I was 18 years old. I mean, I'm from the South because everything is fine and I've never heard racial bile spilled like this, at least in the South we have the good will and decorum to whisper our real racial slurs and you don't know this about me, but I grew up spending my summers in a small town even smaller than my hometown in southern Arkansas called Delight, okay it's where my 80 year old grandfather had his farm and it was a beef cattle farm and at his old age he didn't have a herd anymore big, but he thought the neighbors were taking the cattle and replacing the tags, so he went back to the old Brandon school and my brother was almost six years old when a senior had no problem turning these cattle and My grandfather, you know, held him and put that mark on him.
ralphie may   too big to ignore 97 salad reaction
I was a chubby 11 year old kid who stuck it out, that's all I did, well, I stuck it out and hopefully the cow would trip on my chubby ass, okay and it would fall, but that day was a tough day for me. . I got beat up by the cattle, okay, I mean beat the drug through the failure of the cow, hot, cow shit, I mean, really hot, you think the cold is bad the cold is not as bad as the heat the heat is much worse peeing everything and they kicked me in the damn head I don't know how many times, by the way, after a day like that when your grandfather has to hose you down in the garden before you can even enter the house, it's Well, nothing tastes better than a cheeseburger because you're mad as hell, that's where you're going, what you have to do is let them run past you for a little bit and then grab their ear or a little horn and push towards them. down and when that turns their head, you lift their head up like this and they have the option of breaking their neck or going with you and the only men, if you just fall back, they will throw you on them. and they will be lying on the ground and that is what I had to do to that lady.
ralphie may   too big to ignore 97 salad reaction
Which she didn't even expect to be like that, she was asking me, so I said, ma'am, I'm with you, come on. Get rid of the Mexicans I will buy gas for the bus as soon as you can tell me who will pick our fruits and vegetables, she goes, excuse me, well, lady, look at 99 of our products reaching the market for Latin hands without them. uh we don't have fruits and vegetables in our grocery stores, not mine, I buy mine at Whole Foods, you're adorable, okay, listen, dummy, they may have hippies in front at Whole Foods, but they all make the real thing work of the Mexicans in the back, that's fine, but you.
You're right ma'am, all the Mexicans at Whole Foods are 100 organic and that's what matters, so this race was like we had a machine to do it and I said, well ma'am, you know, not in vain, for everyone. our technology our satellite phones and televisions and everything we have never been able to vent a machine that knows which tomato to pick and which to leave hanging which grapefruit the machine we invented was Mexican generally they are shorter uh they have uh generally there is shorter height, that means that They have less, okay, because I'm ready, that's a penis mode, okay, okay, look, okay, I'm five foot nine and a half, okay, the average height of an American man is five foot eight inches, okay, look while I try to pick low fruits and vegetables, okay, look, I had to bring my back at an almost 90 degree angle throughout the day to cause extreme amounts of lower back pain and fatigue, making me a very poor employee, okay, now look While the average Mexican citizen tries the same thing, perfect, sense, perfect, then she says, we'll get the white people to do it and I say, man, why do you think the Mexicans are here now ?
Because we can't get white people to do it. okay, but let's stick with your premise, okay, first of all, are you guys native to California? She says: yes, I'm fine and his son is with you, yes, he is and I say, well, that boy is allergic to work, he's fine, he's never had it. work hard, okay, uh, with his cool little Justin Bieber haircut and his flip flops and his skatepark trails, he's adorable, but he's never really worked, okay, he doesn't know hard work, okay, hard physical work , it lasts an hour working like a Mexican, okay.
If you could get him to do it and he's too busy doing this, okay, that guy is allergic to work, okay, that's all you can say, it's the truth, plus you've never known a time without Mexican labor . California, a lot of people, California was full of Mexicans when it was called Mexico. Well, that's something we all forget. There are many Mexicans who never cross the border. That border crosses them. Alright. They say: I guess we stay like this. I'm like ma'am, it just doesn't make any sense, you know you're stupid. Okay, okay, let's say we could get white people to do it.
How much would it cost you thirty dollars an hour to get white people to work? for Mexicans probably more and then there are other costs, like free sunscreen, how much money are you going to spend on sunscreen with white people? You have someone as pale as me or this bad guy or that white guy, he's fine in the field with that. Too much direct light we'll explode, okay, boom, what happened to Bob? He didn't carry the damn sbs of him. That's what happened to the doctor. He changed the sign. Zero days since the last accident. You motherfuckers either wear sunscreen or come out here in a beekeeper's suit, okay, I'm not going to make Osha come up my ass with this shit because you motherfuckers don't wear your motherfucking sunscreen, motherfucking Well, besides, white people are lazy, we white people invented the three-day weekend, that's how lazy we are, no one wants to admit it, how white people aren't, we're not lazy, ah, come on, stop, it's really okay, on President's Day, does anyone sit back and wonder about the Taft administration on President's Day?
No, no, memorial day, Mexicans don't know about memorial day, that's Monday. For a Mexican, that's a work day, we have to work on Monday, make money, okay, labor day is the biggest nonsense of all time, okay, in honor of everyone who is working, we're not going to see what I'm saying. It doesn't make any sense and on the 4th of July that's only between July 3 and 5 for Mexicans, okay, one day for Mexicans, Cinco de Mayo, you better drink cold beer on May 5, but that It is one day instead of 23 for whites. People, that's really a whole month of extra productivity you're going to get from a Mexican citizen that you can never get from a white American, get it?
Okay, let's put it in basic terms, if white people choose their fruits and vegetables, their salad. It's going to be $97, okay, those magic pickles are like that and then this white lady says, I guess we'll get someone else and I'm like, who, ma'am, what am I waiting for? I don't know, I guess black people, that's really funny. Look at some black dudes about to stand up, wait guys I got this okay don't worry okay lady if you think you're making black people go back to the same fields they came out of 150 ago years, You suck at smoking, I hate to tell you, but oh, watch this and pick a movie let alone a fruit or vegetable.
Am I lying on my diet? You're stupid, just stupid, that plastic surgery hasn't gone to your head. that was nice that was pretty good that's pretty clear and I'm just sorry to say that this would have been better without all the notifications uh I'm already I'm bothering my mom right now yes on facebook on facebook telling everyone she on facebook telling everyone come to the house, we'll pick some lemons for you um, my whole world is not going to say your name, my husband, I'm glad you picked him, he already said, I'm not picking any damn boundaries with anyone.
Nobody put me on the left and my hands say no, I want all the lemons, but I'm not going to go out and set limits because anyone will choose anything, yeah, because the last time we chose women for people, we better put something of them up, yeah, man, yeah, that was crazy, remember I was having fun knocking off limbs, yeah, but then I have fun having a um, but yeah, I'm used to that because my people, you know, we're countries , we cultivate people, yes, we do everything. work, uh, till the land and all that, but they're teaching you something at the same time, they just say, they just say, you know, because when we ever have our own house and we have a big garden and you decide that you want to grow things, you're I'll already have the tools to know what you need to do, but at the same time going back to the relationship with Rapidman, there's no way you're paying me to pick any damn fruits and vegetables, tomatoes, digging up potatoes, all those different things that I am.
I won't be back and I've never been there when I felt so tired. This is like our first video together and we're always doing a

reaction

video. So yeah, I know it's been a minute because I know everyone noticed. I know everyone knows this during. the video my back hurt this i was like damn changing god i'm like i'm getting oh this is if you guys in your 30's are getting close to that let me know if you're experiencing back pain sorry i had too many things on my phone . I have to clean it tomorrow, but Theo was talking about being old and dusty at the age of 30.
I forgot you were asking for different things they could do to help you. since you're 30 now I'm going to do my yoga I'm a stretch I'm a workout war but uh

ralphie

it might have been fun yeah um it was a little I'm not going to lie, it was that it started to get a little long maybe because I'm tired, but he was so funny, like he always did that and I think it was because, for me, I was like, well, how are we going to get to salad 97? That's what it was. like in the back of my mind maybe we shouldn't have known the title yeah because I thought this is no no but once he brought it up it brought it all together but I enjoyed it overall.
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