Retro Products With Modern Features

Do you hear I've been hearing that sound everywhere lately? Shoot, that's been happening a lot lately. Anyone else is awfully sick of their phone taking over their life, no matter what they do, it's like all the tools I use are stuck behind it. That little pain from the glass. I miss that

products

are a joy to use, not something dangerous that I get stuck in for half an hour and waste my life, so let's find some. It's tricky, though, because not all

retro

devices are really equipped to be outside. In the

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world, they will simply hold you back, are there any

retro

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Well, I found some and looking through this list, they are pretty expensive and I was really hoping there was someone out there who was going to do it. review them for me so you know I didn't waste my money and then remember. Oh look that's my job so I'll do it so we got the Retro Style TV custom job to make it look like a beautiful retro TV but it has Netflix, yeah Netflix sucks right now but you get my point so This may not bring me any nostalgia because it's a little before my time, yes it may seem like I'm approaching 50, but honestly, that's how long I've had. for the last 3 months, but the point is that it is more beautiful than any TV I have ever owned.

It looks like I can choose custom legs. Custom knobs. Custom speaker. Fabric brick. Custom painting. Custom wood species. Am I building this? I hope not because that price is not cheap, three thousand dollars, but it is three thousand dollars for the non-personalized one and of course we are going to buy the personalized one, wow, it costs 5 thousand. Add to cart, have you ever been to one of those old school train stations? or at airports they have these noisy boards that show you your arrival and departure times. Imagine this place that is in your living room that is basically a Vesta board.

It is a modern and smart Flipboard. I know what you're thinking. What problem does that solve? Yes, stop. thinking about that, just stop it so they have this cute little ad showing you how it works and all of its use cases. There's something about New Beginnings. You're excited about the change, but you know things will never be the same. Oh, that's it. nice to send the girl to college, here are the ones who brighten your day and then she sends them a message on Vesta's board that they are just in front of a hug, no, it is definitely realistic that the new thing could be a good thing in the Vesta board.

Why can't she escape these forums? I'll be honest. I've seen this a couple of times and every time I see it, the father appears out of nowhere like he's pretending that he doesn't like working and then he does. his wife saw it and she got the box you were looking for so the board is built with 132 of these folding boards they call bits that I guess you can rotate to get the right character on each bit oh look here's a sound magical. this is what the flipped character sounds like look i'm listening to that rain is another tab open no three thousand here we go add to cart have you ever had a little brother how would you describe him classic thick body and strong, me too, the new retro? h99 cell phone, which turns out to be a self-proclaimed classic little brother, this was no accident because of the way they really insist on this everywhere on the product page, it sure looks like a 9 phone, so it's tangent to the history of the telephone I couldn't understand why this phone had the name little brother because in America we call them brick phones, so I searched on the Internet.

I literally couldn't find any references to Big Brother other than these knockoff Chinese phones, but I ultimately found this pretty strange. video that you are watching now and it is the only explanation I could find first invented by the American company Motorola Big Brother entered well in China because of the size of the big brother and because the people who used it were mostly older brothers in In the business world, this quickly became a status symbol, but they've added an incredible amount of modern

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to it that you would never have expected. Take a look at the screenshot for example, there are 20 different features here, not to mention there are even more if you keep scrolling.

On this endless page of features, I'm going to turn on the boring features like the radio and change the ringtone that stand out, but the one I'm most curious about is King's voice. I don't know what a King voice is, but I suddenly find the desire. to be one like I feel like I once was but that was a long time ago in a forgotten era but we are just beginning one of his best features that we are definitely going to try is a strong body because this little brother has the strongest body, so strong, In fact, you can crack nuts with it, but don't make it so easy on nuts.

I'm supposed to put this in my pocket. I hope it is easy with the nuts, it can be used as a charger. but to charge what your other phone, oh yeah, to charge your other phone, they thought it was such a cool feature that they gave themselves an award for it, oh, not just once but three times, go ahead, you can clap, yeah, let's get into it and let's buy. Then I found another gem, yes it's an Android landline phone and yes it can do all the things your Android phone can do, but with the added benefit of being plugged into the wall like a retro corded phone.

Why does this exist? Well, fortunately we don't. I don't have to guess because they tell us that they have kindly given us all the apps for this number one emergency device removal. I've been staring at this for a good minute and I have no idea what's going on. Did this person pack everything in his house into his car because of some kind of emergency like, how does this phone help that situation? How do you have so much time to pack if it's an emergency? I'm not sure where they got this photo, but that person is definitely alive. off the car of him the second app is simply called boat, take this with you if you go on a boat.

I'm pretty sure cruise ships don't have landlines, it's in the name, even if you use the SIM card, there are no cell phones. towers in the ocean third application remote area again it is remote there are probably no cell towers and even more likely there are no phone lines to connect to a landline fourth call oh we will try this last use case camping why on so many levels why oh I see because Leisure makes sense now let's go to the cart next, the Glory Nixie clock black mix hour. I'm not sure if this is a modern product with retro features or a retro product with modern features.

Actually, what's the difference? Okay then, a retro product. with modern features is a product that was designed a while ago but had new features. Think of it like a typewriter but with the screen so you can go back and before all the mistakes are made, right, right, but a modern product with Retro features is something recently designed that has some retro features, e.g. a computer, but they removed all the apps and everything, so you just have a typewriter experience, it's the same thing, shut up, it's the same thing, what I do know is that this watch. it has burning light and sound, yes it sounds like a communicable disease but I'm 80% sure it's not, although it gets a little gray when on top of it it also says exploding head, even if I'm not reading that it still sounds terribly dangerous feature , but I'm not going to worry too much because I can break dance to the radio like one does when anxiety hits.

I know, I know I'm giving this product a hard time from the beginning, so let's get into the details. Of the more serious features, like the horn, it costs $500 for this Nixie tube clock and I would be worried if it didn't have all the positive reviews it has. Oh, I feel better now, so let's just say I hate what Spotify does to music. No, I think it's extremely convenient, but let's say I hate technology and I love yelling at Clouds: I'm bringing a record player when I stand in line at Target? I don't think so, so this is a Sony. wman TPS L2 portable cassette player this product started the portable music revolution but this product has a dirty little secret it's actually not Sony wman it's a modern imitation you should have seen your face you're like DPS L2 a $2,200 modernized TPS SL2 What's happening?

Earth costs $2200, well let's go find an MP3 player, you say boring, you say, don't worry because the DPS L2 has its funds under the hood, doesn't it? Basically when you open the cover of the cover where there is a tape. Normally I would go there, you will find the main screen of the device and all the images that I can see. I'm worried my fingers are a little fat for this $2,000 device. Oh, okay, here's the clamshell design section that says. It was discovered to be completely different from its appearance. I imagine they will send me a completely different product below that point.

There is another one that is completely empty. I guess you could add whatever you want there. I'm going to put it. It's worth the two grand we promise. I'll be honest. I can't trust anyone who can't keep time. I feel like I'll get this product in a year and they'll be like We warned you we couldn't keep up with time, so one of my biggest curiosities throughout all of the research for this video was whether or not I could find a retro gaming system with features Modern, most gaming laptops these days simply play retro games in a smaller form factor. form factor or there are portable devices that run newer games with a modified version of Android Android that is not retro, that's what I'm trying to escape here, but then I found it as a shining gem in a desert of portable devices that were contaminated with Compliance, it's called Date Play from a company called Panic.

Don't know. I think it's a nice name. This one can't do anything the other handhelds can do, but that's what makes it awesome. This is the first gaming handheld I have ever seen. which behaves like a retro gaming system but with the black and white screen and simplistic buttons, but also has a really inventive and modernized feel to it. Once you get it, you start receiving two new games every week over the air, completely unique games in this particular. the play dat plus system if that's not a modern enough twist for you i have something special for you it has a crank if you look closely depending on how you do it it changes the way you play it's really smart or really stupid its ad feels as silly and unique as the product itself, which isn't really a bad thing, say hello to play, oh I like it, yes, yes, thanks.

Now look at this, the screen has an extremely high resolution. There is a 400x 200 backlight in what world is it so extremely? high resolution I know they're probably being cheeky, but is there a backlight? No, but the screen is super reflective. You can even play it by candlelight. Maybe I'll give it to him. This was probably the smartest way to address the lack of backlighting as an intentional feature that doesn't come cheap, especially when they don't let you wind the crank in the dark. Oh, now I understand why they call it a play date. Add to cart, so the classic little brother phone turned out to be fine.

I don't know why I didn't pick up on the thousands of context clues where I could have figured out that this was a tiny phone because it's a little brother, not a normal-sized brother, but it's so small that it's just, how is this? It's supposed to crack nuts. Oh, it's so small. Also, I'm not sure if this product has been used before. Why is the screen already stained with some kind of oil? I haven't unpacked it. I haven't seen it the first time. I noticed it was so small, whoever packed this had some sweaty hands. As expected, all the features were there.

You got the ringtone. You got the function of making a call. You got the flashlight. That's right, it's not even close. You have the ability to charge another device. with a port at the bottom is our USB, there was even a snake in the game, oh oh, okay, I understood this, no, I paused it but I didn't find the voice King, unfortunately I know you guys would be curious, but there was no voice King, I looked. What's more disappointing is that technically I couldn't even test it as a phone, so I don't have a Sim at the moment, but it doesn't even matter, these Chinese phones don't work on our frequencies anyway, so that's a bit of a problem. "It's a pain, so I can't test it as a phone, but I can test its strong body.

Can it really crack nuts? Well, this is what I have only the nuts to find out that they are locked for freshness. Oh, they have names Anna and Sarah, us." I'll breeze past that,so these are huge, shut up buddy, shut up, so this is what I'm going to do. I'm going to use the back panel of that TV so I don't ruin my counter. Oh, shoot, I'll definitely ruin it. It's because it still has a screw. Strong body put to the test. Wow, nut cracker. Crazy. I wish my phone would break. Let's not get ahead of ourselves every time you put down the phone.

Turns off. What the hell after me? If you cracked a single nut, it would randomly shut down, and honestly, that doesn't surprise me much, but who cares if you have a strong body? Who cares if he even cracks nuts? I want to know if it has super soft buttons for seniors, oh, and business people, despite this, I'm going to say it in a note. I still really enjoyed FM radio, it allowed me to listen to music broadcasts, news queries, sketches and of course the Opera was wrong. I've been saying that for years guys, this next product, the Nixie clock, you're going to love it when I first saw it, well let me show you here we go, look you see this, it's an amazing clock, no, there's nothing here, ever It arrived, months have passed.

Since I ordered that, with a little online research I found out that that was a Kickstarter campaign so I just bought air, don't worry I know you're rightly angry so you didn't get anything for the money I just spent , what's that? Do you want me to spend more money so you can get what I paid for? To be honest, I'm not sure if this is a typo or if that's the actual name of the watch, but everywhere the name exists they just call it a bulb. It is a modern feature. You ask a single light bulb that tells you the time you can see it.

It flashes each number to indicate the time and sequence and that definitely won't be annoying at all. I was going to go for the regular watch but then I realized it was almost $2500 and then I found the bomb watch but luckily it wasn't available for purchase. those two are out of the question we only have the blub left we always have the blub the blub is here I'm in possession of the blub I couldn't be happier to start whining bringing Nixie 2 back to life well you were for a moment and then I broke it this is a unique can this thing came in a can all of you in a can to be honest I feel like I'm about to open a can of beans wait do I need a can? opener no no no no it's like a can of paint fortunately I only have one thing this gives me anxiety just because it's like the only time I open something like this it's paint there's something that could damage the whole space I'm in give me my blood brother, Do I need a can opener?

I sat there like an idiot trying to get a drop out of a can, what's that phrase? Okay, I've been opening the wrong thing. Okay, they definitely packaged it well, so when the watch arrived. I'll be honest. I was very excited to see if this was legitimately called a blub or if it was just a typo and we can confirm, ladies and gentlemen, that it is indeed intentionally a blub. Oh that's OK. I will do that. I say this is beautifully made and shipped well because it is in perfect condition, but I'm not, although this is well made from a material point of view 3 2 one ooh oh that's beautiful that's quite beautiful 20929 229 that's that's it which says 229 is definitely not 229 and I have no idea how to set the time.

Big surprise. I needed a master's degree to set it up. How hard can it be to set a watch right considering there's only one screen and it only shows nine digits and there's only one button to set it and it doesn't come with instructions, there are no instructions, I have to go to bl.com. This is the most complicated watch I have ever worn and the irony is that it is technically supposed to be the most simplistic watch. If all that wasn't enough for you, here's what the instructions look like. Setting this parameter tells the watch the actual time and date.

This configuration parameter expects the time and date in the format. Each singing position is dig conf. Okay, now it works, but it works, so I specifically wanted to try this image I found on your blub website that is like a nightstand alarm clock. This worked as expected. I usually don't sleep well. I need to check every hour if it is the time. before 6, then I force myself to go back to sleep because I always keep waking up and waking up, but this clock when I woke up I had no idea what the order was, was it 3:43 or was it 433, was it 557 or was it 575?

Yes, I know that last one isn't a real time, but you're telling me you see 575 AM. in the morning and you don't think twice before knocking yourself out because of more doubts about Z. Strong doubt, okay? It doesn't work as a bedside alarm clock, but what about a desk clock? The problem was, no matter what, the flashing numbers just distracted me all day, what about my living room? It's probably the best solution I found, but at the end of the day when it was easier to tell the time with the clock that was already there, I put it back, so now this is collecting dust in my product file, probably destined to never light up again.

Not so with this strange MP3 tape. The player thing is technically called a DAC, a digital to analog converter because digital sucks, ones and zeroes suck, I'm not a robot, I'm a man and I want my music to be masculine, yeah, so a DAC takes digital music . with ones and zeros and turns it into analog music before it reaches your eardrums, it's like taking a 100 by 100 picture and turning it into something 4K, you'll get some things you didn't anticipate, but that's why it costs so much and it's completely arbitrary and also the fact that it is modeled after the TPS L2 which had its own moment of anger in history, this is actually the Sony TPS L2 and the $1,000 price tag is a little crazy for a used cassette player, but The nostalgia in this is strong, this product was practically the first product where you were allowed to carry all your positive vibes with you when you had never been able to before, that you just walked around with the voices in your head to keep you going. company and I don't know about you, but I personally don't get good vibes from my intrusive thoughts, so it's no surprise that this Walkman became a cultural icon that manifested itself in many different ways, naturally, there were competitors but also imitations.

Knockoffs after knockoffs, this particular Sony flagship came out in 2019 just 5 years ago. Oh, it's been in the box for 4 years and still works. This is a real legit Sony woman that fits perfectly in the case, which also looks like a tpsl. Sony can't pass it up, you might even remember watching the Walkman and Guardians of the Galaxy. She raises her hand if you know what she is. How about a 3D printed one for your Star-Lord costume? Yes, printed and prepared, have you ever thought about buying it? a sign for all the other middle-aged parents to relate to is already up we're fine what is that you want? a Lego version of the TPS L2 boom built it's a little small let's go in and make it our personality using it like about how we spent the kids' college tuition on a glorious MP3 player that looks like the tpsl 2 oh you made me spend my college tuition of the kids the dpsl 2 $2,200 In the Flesh in this little box not only that, but I realized that even Test this accurately.

I need to get a headset with audio files and obviously that's expensive, because why wouldn't it be? So we're going to spend like three thousand dollars just to listen to slightly better quality music. Ah, I shouldn't review it. I did before I reviewed it, let's get into it, so I really don't know why this product makes me angrier than any other product I've ever seen. This tape is a finely aged tape right there, look at that. thing that looks perfect wow, it's also cool to the touch, that's a good sign, it means it's metal, this packaging I expect more for a $2,200 package, but that's pretty good, this is a huge device, it's so big, why would you carry this with you?

It's so big, luckily this thing seems to be made with very high quality materials, I can't tell if it's metal or not, it's metal, I had to touch my mouth, my fingers aren't sensitive enough, solid construction, it even fits I could say it's a strong body and the solid buttons there's a little power button right there play pause ooh oh independent volume control very similar to the real TPS L2, so I'll say the software on this thing is a lame music browser, this is possibly the worst way to interact with music to have to open this to turn on the power button and then use these side buttons, it's the absolute minimum work you can do in developing software for a device like this, but this It's basically a brick if it doesn't have music, so what's that process? like Maas from the past, did you love it? did you love it?

So this was a bit of a process to get the right quality of music to play on this device. I found hds.com, who would be surprised to know that there is hardly any music with this high quality, so let's go to Han Zimmer. Great, we've got some tracks here, oh but wait, let's try to find some that are 24-bit and 96 hertz so you know we're not wasting our money on this $3000 purchase. What's that? just two let's download them because we can't stream anything because this device is not capable of streaming okay so we're already past all the positive vibes I was hoping to get from this thing and we haven't even turned it on. yet, but when I turn it on I have a specific test that I want to verify to see if all that money, time and energy is better than what is already in your pocket in front of us, we have the golds connected to some Sennheiser headphones with the exact same album on Spotify with the new Airpod Pros.

I'm going to listen to this one first. You won't be able to hear anything, but you'll have to trust my answer, so let's do it. I'm going to continue with the main theme of The Dark Knight. I love that song. Maybe this will make me feel good. I have a little tape there. It is a cute and fun animation. I'm going to press play at the top. of the device sounds amazing, it sounds really good, you can hear all the texture, but I'm not so sure I can't do it with this, it won't blow my ears, so this is what I'll say coming from this combination. it's fuller, it's wider, but for the price compared to this it sounds pretty good and you get everything else with it and I'm not so sure it's not just these, that marginal difference in audio quality just isn't worth the worth the headache of trying.

Through all the loopholes of using this, let alone, there is hardly any music on Quality that even makes a difference, so you say: Maas, will you stay? Say more I think we know it's a no because you seemed upset unboxing it because You seemed upset just by using it and trying to play music on it because you seemed upset that it costs as much as a used small car and you even seemed upset by the very concept of a Dak existing and a I'll tell you no. You don't know me, but you're right, it's a no, so let's slow down, okay, let's take a breath.

Okay, we're warming up. This video was supposed to be about finding joy in these retro products and bringing them into the modern era, so let's calm down come with me, so now it's play date time and this thing, this thing really made me smile Panic play date on the record, this is designed by teenage engineering. some of the best device designers. I love their designs. They are beautiful before you even turn them on. It's just a solid, small, thin device. The buttons feel good. The screens are good. It's well made and looks like the actual software is made even better.

The entire interface is carefully designed, even down to the sound design, it is a very pleasant experience, just listen to the volume go down, the user interface has so much attention to detail that is simply not seen in today's products when you buys. the games appear in these sweet little packages, so for example, if I open one that's fun, we love that it also comes with some pre-installed games, you can play, the ones that come are pretty simple games, it's great because In fact, you can go to the website and immediately buy more games and they will simply load wirelessly onto the device instead of having to wait, say weekly, for releases, which I have mixed feelings about because I discovered that the games are unlocked. us to you, then the games already exist, in other words, if someone bought this a year ago, they already have all those games and you're still waiting for them, it's like I made all my videos for the year but I just didn't.

Up there we go, the load is ready, why don't we upload them all? We have them all ready. No, no, no, no, you have to make them hungry, you have to make them need it. I'd rather they were like Universal. Seasons, you know, maybe even once a year for 12 weeks, you get a new game every week, but everyone gets it at the same time. I feel that thatIt would create a bit more of a sense of community behind everything, but honestly, that's a bit of a grab. so let's talk about the crank in terms of construction, it feels solid in terms of software, it just works and I confess that when I first saw this I thought it was going to be used to charge the device, which, by the way, is a very real: you turn this crank until it charges your device or until you get tired, which usually happens first, these things suck, obviously it doesn't charge it, but the more I use it the more I wonder who asked for this.

I'd be killing you right now if I had a crank. man, why don't they add a crank? Sure it's a fun little Quirk I guess, but if the game I'm playing allows you to use the d-pad and the A and B buttons, I'll definitely always go for that, honestly. I'll go as far as to say that I avoid playing games that are crank-only entirely. There is something monotonous about winding it. I don't know what it is, it's very small and the movement is very tedious. Fortunately, many of the games. I rarely use the crank and there are some that don't even use it at all, so it doesn't bother me too much, but a more serious complaint I have is the lack of backlight on this thing, it's hard to see the crank. thing indoors with proper lighting conditions, so once you've decided to play this you're constantly trying to look for angles, this chair squeaks so much that you're looking for lighting and you're looking for comfortable angles where you can also see your screen, so in Instead of doing that, I opt to bring a book light and then just play like that, but now I'm carrying two things and I'd rather you make this a little bit thicker and figure out how. to put a backlight onThis is the real question I know you all are asking is: can you really play it by candlelight?

Maybe, maybe, hello, welcome to our little game where we find out the truth, it's a strange game, my goodness, it would be dangerous to play near a president. By candlelight, I can see, it is not a pleasant experience. I will tell you that my face is dangerously close to these flames and I feel an urgent need to get closer and properly fix my face, in general, everything that I have been wearing. This thing is pretty constant. I have traveled to Idaho with her. I even went to Disneyland with her. It's perfect for places like that. Lost in the death that is Tik Tok Doom scrolling and now you can get lost in something that just won't make you hate yourself as much.

Plus, kids love the crank. It must be just me. I must be too old for that and let him know It's smart, if you give your kids a play date, they'll beat your high score like twice in the first 10 minutes, but this is cool and honestly a welcome addition to my collection. First impressions of this tablet-like corded phone were mixed. to say the least but I'm not going to say the least I'm going to say more I just had a worry I can't read that's nothing in this there's no English in this here we go here's the big reveal it's huge don't tear it up right away , brother, it's a full size tablet.

I just want to open this up and reveal it as an iPad there. I know what you're talking about so it seems like each of these little products is giving me a spin as I'm not sure if I'm just not reading the descriptions which is what you know I do or if they are just strange products that I don't they should exist. Here we go, call the phone L. covered the place for the landline, this may be a bad idea, let's make a telephone line, no, what the hell, there is clearly a place to put the module, they just didn't do it, what It needs to be a phone line because otherwise how can I?

There is a battery in this technology that helps us improve space. Exclamation mark. Sure, maybe this isn't so bad. I mean, it's already in English. Oh, it's all in English. Just an Android tablet. Hey, I know. I'm going to get a lot of comments on the last phone I just tried about how you didn't even put a SIM in it, you didn't even try, so let's try it, oh that's a huge SIM card. I don't have a SIM card. this big it's okay I found a SIM card and then I found an adapter surprisingly I don't know why you would think I would have that I don't like having a lot of gadgets and gadgets it thinks there is no SIM there It still says there is no SIM Change of SIM card Tap to set I mean I don't have service here anyway so there's only one way to find out, so this thing has a battery and a SIM card, the only real world use I can think of is you .

I guessed it, car phone, you know, for the guy who has a home phone, has a work phone and now has a car phone because there's no better way to tell you that they're more important than you than from the road, although now that I'm in the car. I realize there are laws against holding a phone. Does that apply? Although with corded phones I think it could make it more dangerous either way. This thing is actually not right. The screen is not even on. Do you hear that? I guess I'm dialing, the screen is not actually on.

I have to do some kind of special. Hey, we have the screen on literally every time I want to see the screen. The truth of the matter is that I've been driving for I don't know 10 to 15 minutes all over my valley and all the problems this thing has are a bit moot considering the screen went to sleep again. I have yet to see a single bar of service that leads me to believe that wireless bands may only be important in China, so I really wanted to call my wife and tell her how important it was, but I guess I'll have to wait until it actually is. anyway, I think I accidentally stopped in a park and I have a corded phone, so let's move on to the next product.

I was immediately impressed when I opened this thing in case Bailey thought I didn't know this little note says vest on board, but I found out it was like a 60lb box so I knew there was some good old metal in there oh, okay, this was the shipping box, this is the product box, this thing is heavy too, by the way, okay, wall mounting first upside down, oh wait, it will say something if I do it. Put it right side up, that was great. I can see how well made it is. Let's hang it up. Plug it in.

It was very easy to hang thanks to this template they included in the box. This is basically a guide so that when you're hanging it, you're not just punching holes in random places trying to figure it out because you don't know how to hang things or hold them or at least I think it was very easy to hang the person I asked you to. Hang it up, I had no complaints about how busy I was that day and what a sweetheart he left me with the best part. This thing is so solid. I love when products use the right material.

Have you noticed that literally everything nowadays is just plastic? and it's like they don't know there's nothing wrong with plastic, but with metal, am I right men? Then this all-metal faceplate comes off to reveal all the parts. This is like a steel frame. All these little pieces, each one of these can come out, but what was it giving? It gives me a lot of anxiety when a company really nails first impressions of a product. Can the product live up to your expectations because I haven't even turned it on yet? I've had some amazing looking products that don't even turn this on.

It's the part I've been waiting for for months. I don't know what I expected. I think I know the problem. Yes. This is very satisfying. Why do we stop? I think it is ready. I have the application here. All. You Need Is Love and this code dude this scares me bro so it's loud this video doesn't really do it justice but it is loud. I could be undermining my own business just by surfing the Internet and I can't make the sound, I mean, maybe. I'll get used to it or maybe I'll have to bring an extra pair of underwear every time I go to the studio but it's not just me, anyone around them just completely freaks out, there's really no way around it, in fact they jump up scared .

Sam's dog the other day, so maybe Vestaboard can do some research into making fins that are a little less noisy. I mean, I have a soft-close toilet seat, so that's something to start with. Carry on, yeah, that was it, that was all it took to set it up and this is where the fun begins, so when I open the app there's a bunch of random things you can throw on the board. I can have favorites. I have drafts. There is a history of everything that appeared. There seem to be a lot of different ones. apps in this like a small App Store so a lot is an understatement there were so many apps so here are a few standouts there are flight times your calendar all sorts of artistic bonus points if you can spot them a clock world.

The diary shows this weird Paland Drome app and then it's been days since the last Youtube upload oh shit I hit the year mark and of course dad jokes these are some tired jokes for the person who invented zero, thanks for nothing, I can't think of these, this is just programmed here, oh, I found a subscription service, this product was about to be perfect, so close Fest on board so close automate messages with a growing selection of content and integrations three years under $7 a month $250 I know subscription services are the norm now and there are plenty of use cases where they are completely valid but will always suck, especially when I feel like this It's such an expensive product that they could have easily hidden that cost in the cost of the actual device, for example making it at $3,200, so if I want to use any of the apps I have to pay a subscription fee, it says less than $ 8 a month, obviously I have to because otherwise I can't fully review this product, but I'll give it a pass.

The whole subscription service thing because it actually seems like they're spending that money developing a lot more apps and they keep coming up with ideas like this app store. It's shocking how many ways they discovered how to use this connection. YouTube keeps trying. to connect it to some other YouTube channel, Rose Thorn. I definitely have more subscribers and views. I don't know, this is the first video in a year so I don't know if he's gotten that sick, yeah that's what I remember but no. All the apps work as expected so I'm a little confused right now because in that little ad, I could have sworn I saw a girl texting her parents who were sitting next to the Vesta dashboard that doesn't exist on there is no texting here however there is an app called guest sending so I set up that app and then I will basically send whoever has access to this little web page they can enter their name and then the message at any time they want.

So if someone wants to put their message on the Vesta dashboard, they have to go to a web page and enter it there. How are you? Mom, to tell the truth, I told her an hour ago, so we're fine all things considered. I give Vesta a big thank you, Vesta, so right when I bought this retro TV there were some major red flags. I'm a little worried, this is how we received the box. I'm going to get help unpacking this, all right. Oh, that plastic rep looked like it was actually what held it all together. I'm worried about this for some reason, we keep finding controllers and remotes.

Oh yeah, there's a mouse, but there's also a TV remote, another TV remote, it was like a clown. car where the clowns never stopped coming ready yeah three two one wow so this thing was beyond difficult to set up. Oh what, since there are so many devices on this thing, there are literally three different ways to control the volume, so if one of those things is off, forget it, you're not listening to your show and that's if You could turn on the volume. Pro tip, do the unthinkable, take it apart because that's what I had to do to discover that all the plugs inside This internal power strip I found was actually unplugged probably due to shipping so that's unfortunate but still I must not have looked at the product page clearly enough because this was much more than just a retro looking TV with a Netflix input switch. game console what game console there were so many ROMs built into this game system.

I was shocked that there were thousands and thousands of ROMs, not only that there were some ROMs that shouldn't even exist and that I couldn't even play no matter how much I wanted to play muscle unicycle guy, it just wouldn't load, but I'll give it to you. It's usually just a normal emulation issue with just retro systems, but if you ever get Muscle unib Boy working I want to know about it, but these were. Just my first impressions. I haven't even tried the product technically yet and the best way I can figure out how to do it was by watching a movie every day and then I thought YouTube wasn't enough, how about these fivefilms? in one day and for the first movie we have a special guest, ladies and gentlemen, Brian joins us from well, nothing, now the Edge team is done, no, I'm just kidding, he has a new channel.

Cantina, check it out. Link in description below first. The movie we are going to see is Dune 10:00 in the morning, do you want snacks? I've known you for more than 20 years. I'm offended that you've known me for 20 years. You think I don't eat snacks? I'm ready, we insult each other, let's do this. I loved it. Whispering short man syndrome. So many movies. The guy is not blonde. He just gets a blonde guy. There are so many. Hey? So when I took this TV apart, I'm pretty. I'm sure the Creator wouldn't have wanted me to do that because inside I found a 32-inch Insignia TV and a wireless sound bar.

Insignia TV is at Best Buy for $89 and I think the TV is like $39, so it's like $150 for that. the setup is like $150 guys I guess this probably cost like $400-$500 to put together and it cost me $5,000. There's something so ironic about putting the cheapest TV money can buy into what will be the most expensive TV money can buy. You buy it but you know you're not buying it because you really want a good screen, you're buying it because it looks like a beautiful retro TV and you would think that would be the redeeming factor but there were like chips in the paint and there were places where the paint was separating, so it was a little disappointing for the context, let's compare it to the last product we just saw.

This is only 3 grand in accuracy and the attention to detail and construction was nowhere near this. This probably would be silly if it were like $1,500, you know, since labor costs a decent amount, but for $5 grand it's a no. I was very surprised by all these products, some of these products were very complicated to use when they looked so beautiful and simple and I discovered that it is really only the simple products that win in the end, simple in what they set out to do but also very simple in how they allow you to achieve that, but I also think it all comes down to personal preference.

If something is a pleasure to use and doesn't get in your way, then to you, my friend, that's nonsense. Don't know. I don't know why I winked at you. I don't know how to end this.