Gutfeld sounds off on OJ Simpson's death, bias at NPR

Look at you, look, look, stop, put your pants on, happy Thursday everyone, yeah, yeah, okay, let's make some jokes or call them jokes during a state dinner on Wednesday, the Japanese prime minister quoted Star Trek telling the expected White House guests. The Japan-US rendezvous would boldly go where no one had gone before, to which Biden responded thank you, Mr. Sulu, but Joe agrees that it has also boldly gone where no one has gone before, even behind the plants in the Oval Office. He also poops a lot. Jill Biden invited Paul Simon to perform at the dinner since he is one of her favorite artists.

She has a lot in common with Simon. She also had a less valuable companion. No, you don't know Simon and Gar Funcle, why am I explaining this to you? as you arrived at the White House for the State Dinner Hillary Clinton paused briefly to admire a portrait of herself hanging on the wall it makes sense she loves to admire the things she has hung I love that I don't understand that's funny epin Jeffrey oh oh Meanwhile Bill Clinton paused to point to a portrait he had hanging on the wall, okay, let's do some news. OJ Simpson died today, yeah, oh he couldn't do that, lose his fight against prostate cancer if he only had a knife, thanks to the fans who wish him.

They are advised to join the funeral procession to follow a slow-moving White Bronco in Li de Flores family asked that no one mention that he murdered two people a North Carolina man was arrested after stripping naked in the women's locker room of a Planet Fitness The other women in the locker room were so shocked they immediately lost their erections thanks again on the beat with penis jokes a Democrat a Texas congresswoman is calling for black Americans to be exempt from paying taxes as a form of reparations. I like it and white Americans are responding exactly as you'd expect, yeah, it looks good, get on your head, okay, let's do a monologue, these are the monologue people, so a federal reporter from National Public Radio did public this week and revealed that the location is staffed exclusively by registered staff.

Democrats, I bet he got very frustrated with what he saw. I was so frustrated with what I saw was the lack of different perspectives in our coverage. What I found was 87 registered Democrats on our editorial staff, zero Republicans. Something went wrong here where I know if we're really thinking about diversity and our coverage the response was it wasn't like uh it wasn't like wow it wasn't like we're going to change this or try to address this In a way I was more like wow , that's weird, that's weird, there are 87 Democrats on NPR against zero Republicans, which

sounds

like the entire NPR audience, but 87 to zero talks about imbalance, it's like the time I played pingpong against Steven Hawking, you should have won, Yeah.

He should have won, but if this surprises you, I mean, what will he tell us next? I have fantastic abs. Oh yeah, we all know the point is that when you overly politicize something that's supposed to be impartial, you don't. you lose half your potential listeners, you create a closed atmosphere where any deviation from the approved message is met with hostility, then you lose all credibility and people tune out, yes that includes a liberal audience that craves approval the same way I do I long for B Arthur's erotica now on NPR. publicly funded which means we help pay for this crap, yes it has to be the biggest waste of public funds since Kamla's salary and that's a woman who struggles to spell NPR but she epitomizes the broken trust between us and our government, the deranged effort to stop Trump. our institutions are so warped and weaponized that she is like a hunchback with nunchucks, that's fine and why can't everything be trusted with three letters? the FBI the CIA CNN ABC CBS NBC NPR cat because even if you hate Godzilla orange after Russian collusion the hunter cover up the laptop letter all the media passed the law just the average person has more faith in Trump because he says the silent part out loud, unlike NPR, whose hosts whisper lies like gas.

Duende himself, speaking about a new survey, states that only 39% of Americans trust that Biden is competent, much less continent, and that survey was conducted before Univision fed Biden what in his opinion constitutes the main threat. to freedom and democracy at home Donald Trump seriously what is the Spanish word for mummy I keep waiting for him to fall in the middle of the interview like a fainted goat so bad, so bad, that's why now all the interviews of the President they must know CPR. Oh come on, this reporter, uh, Yuri Berliner is pretty brave and let me be the first to say he didn't get hanged. himself using an NPR tote bag, but Yuri lists many instances in which accurate stories that could have stopped Trump were withheld, as Brian Kilme in the fourth grade, for example, tells NPR's top source on Russian collusion it was Adam Schiff, which is like getting your Gaza news from Rashida's TB boss kept alluding to the evidence, but like Hunter Biden at a Father's Day picnic, it never showed up and when the M report debunked it all , NPR acted like Joy Bayar after pooping, she just buried it and moved on, she was trying to hurt the presidency even if we found something we could hurt her and I think what we held on to was Russia collusion, they were just rumors and a lot of them based on pretty shoddy documents or evidence that we really latched onto Adam Schiff, he was like our Muse for the Trump collusion story and then the Muller report came out and there was no collusion and that's it.

You know, I think in a way Lear, the story disappeared, what a surprise, trusting change for the truth is like having Sheila Jackson Lee planning a moon. Landing Berliner even admits that Covid probably started in a Wuhan lab, but since NPR thought it was racist they wouldn't report it because if it doesn't fit the narrative, it's gone and this is coming from the government about Covid, but hey, no big deal. , it only took millions. of lives, but who counts well? Dr. Fouchy now, NPR's executive editor, and her team reject Berlin's evaluation quote. “We believe that inclusivity among our staff in our sourcing and in our overall coverage is critical to telling Nuance Stories,” the memo said, “but let me translate that for Screw you, we're not changing anything in the meantime, in the real world, NPR is as popular among black people as a Confederate flag.

Koozie, only 6% of its audience is black, 7% are Hispanic, figures that reflect less than half of those populations, that is, all of them. this talk about diversity is just that, but it fits with their main demo of milk-white liberals causing lactose intolerance apparently their definition of inclusion doesn't include reality, yeah, and when NPR became the propaganda arm of the DNC , lost its audience staff. they were fired listeners who use their programs to treat insomnia they switched to relaxium but of course what flourished Dei flooded the staff a real infection of the staff and with that and with that woke up it broke out like Jerry Nadler does chins there are still no Republicans but we have the mg ipoc the mentorship program for marginalized genders and intersex people of color, whatever it is, I'm not going to let it anywhere near my anus, but eventually unrestrained prejudice led to a loss of trust.

Hell, you'd get better reporting from a crazy man screaming on the street corner, and unlike NPR. only asks for money once Hi Sean Hannity, here, click here to subscribe to the Fox News YouTube page for our hottest interviews and most compelling analysis. You won't find them anywhere else.