Cecily Strong Funniest Moments as Cathy Anne SNL

Trump wants that wall so much that you think that thing got a crack, right, he says: where is that? Whoa ooh, give me that wall, it's all so good, you've got an eye patch there, okay, yeah, yeah, I pulled out a Donald's trunk, looked at the eclipse. Oh my goodness, and people today don't need fake news to get them going and I can say that because I've been one of them. Well, there were times when I smoked, you know what crack hot dog restaurant? Do you know who called him? a hot dog restaurant it's called the glory hole anyway no no captain no you're missing two ribs yeah I took them out because that Marilyn Madison thing oh apparently it's two ribs if you're a girl , spoiler alert, doesn't work.

I can't reach this is my number one problem with the rack it's not racism don't be offended that's funny that's prison yard humor okay, that's like when you first go into prison and they find the fattest guy and They pull down his pants and everyone can slap him on the butt once to see who leaves the reddest mark. Did you go to a men's prison? They put you where they put you making the world screwed. Magate, but I don't let that affect me too much because I hear the words. from my hero michelle obama they come down i get high if i have to fire all the people who have investigated me i'll probably still have my job at pizza hut what happened at pizza uh what didn't happen at pizza oh man i'll be laughing at you, okay, I've had some problems with paranoia in my life just due to a strange iron in my head and mixed with heavy use of mild recreational drugs, he has more Russian friends than I have days left to live, yeah, don't say that.

Hey baby, I live hard, okay, that's my truth, I'm like a shooting star, he only pees if he ain't dating Mexicans, blacks, boys and women, he ain't having a fucking fight, he's a fucking backbone, right , and you know it won't be Mitch McDonald because he acts even more scared than he looks and looks like this, you know what I'm not sure what to think, okay, it's a confusing time to be a woman and a drug. addict and heavy drinker, well I'm glad you're okay now, but I guess it's true what they say, don't meet your heroes, it's like when I met that chihuahua from taco bell and he tried to bite me on my fucking ass. vagina and if you have nothing to apologize for then why the hell are you quitting?

Okay, I didn't quit Waffle House because I wasn't stealing syrup. You seem to know a lot about these things. Well, I'm kind of like that. a political junkie and a run-of-the-mill Yankee, Alabama voters don't give a damn about giving the Frank a flying foot, well, you know, when you step in a bear trap and try to shake it too hard and your foot goes flying, he's I'm going to win in a landslide and pretend it happened overnight, they had nothing to do with it, like crop circles or a clogged toilet, apparently the people who are drawn on stickers of spies who say Hello Hitler get offended when you call them Nazis.

What the hell aren't you McCafe? You are McDonald's. I'm not here for a fancy cappuccino. I'm here because I burned some bridges at Wendy's. He pretends that he won. You didn't win, like when I took the bathroom hostage. at Arby's for two days I didn't leave because I won, well I left because they threw a smoke bomb through the window and my jeans caught on fire. Mexico is not the main reason for opioids. Well, we've been about doctors and pharmaceuticals and They put people's asses in airports, who's going to check them when the TSA calls in sick because you're not going to pay them for five weeks and what about food detectors?

You mean the FDA, yes, prohibits people from serving just because you decide they won't. I don't have the right private parts, well let me tell you something that no one has been excited about my private parts and it has never stopped me from struggling. Come on, we've got these Nazis out there yelling at Hitler and crying because we won't be replaced, uh, breaking news, no. no one wants to take your place, you don't need statues that basically say I did the best I could for slavery, oh come on man, no you don't know black lives matter, it's not the alt-left, it's not the queen antifa, well, you.

I know I feel bad for Donald Trump's beautiful wife, Nalamia, for her daughter. Kavanagh would buy me summer camp with the shoes. Yes, he would, but to be honest, you know what I have. I have a pretty bad article. Did you see her at the convention? Come on, what the hell? What kind of nerdy life do you have to live where you're 70 years old and you're so excited to see a balloon and you're not a junkie?