Capture The Flag: IRL

that's a guy willing to do whatever it takes to

capture

that

flag

, literally anything, because today my three other adult friends and I are playing the most extreme version of

capture

the

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the internet has ever seen, but hey, everything come back to this. Conversation here guys, question for you, remember the simpler times, like when we were kids, it's all those fun little games you used to play. What if I told you that I allocated this week's entire video budget to recreate a children's game of our choosing? I would think you were completely crazy. What game do you think we should make?

Yes, it has goose. I love Capture the Flag. I think it's actually a good choice. Each of us should have three plays throughout the game that we can use to stop the attack. opponent or get closer to the flag faster we can use the production team they will put it together all full body contact everyone smiles when I say no motor vehicles you have two weeks to prepare your plays okay guys the flag has exactly five A's miles away from all of us, your GPS watch will show you where to go and from this moment on you won't be able to use your phone starting three, two, one, okay, here we go, baby.

The reason this video is different is because most YouTubers seem to capture the flag in some preparation course or, while playing, capture the flag in real life, like they are real people and real cars around me, how's it going guys, oh yeah, oh my gosh, as you can see, people really love watching it? Here I am, trying hard, how are you sir, thank you very much, very fun, starting strong, good, parkour action, okay, I'm practically guaranteed a victory at this point. Naturally, I'm much faster than all the other guys and the place I was at. From here on out we will definitely stop them in their tracks there is zero percent chance of getting out of here with the flag no I'm just kidding let's go to breakfast I can't start on an empty stomach Mac beans and Erica probably running for her life right now , but I'm a little more sophisticated than that, the rule is no motorized vehicles, so I got the next best option.

I can call him? My first move to play. Tyler is about to call. It's just one of three. plays made two weeks ago where each of us has to get close to the flag or sabotage the other racers, so for my first play I bought this auto-moto thing, it's basically just a bike with a bunch of seats and everyone can pedal at the same time I thought it would be cool if I got a bunch of professional cyclists a pedal for me, what's up Tyler? Nice to meet you, how are you guys, okay, come on, come on, come on, my God, there's so much. power now I feel like Rocky playing some Rocky music editors please make me look cool hello lady it's me the champion of the city it's been 0.2 miles I'm going to call my first distraction hey uh let's call that first Eric play my La First play is pretty simple.

I found these professional thugs on Craigslist and they're basically kidnapping Eric in a van. They will bring you back to the beginning of the game. Basically, guaranteed loss. Oh my god, oh my god, shut up. Don't worry brother, I don't have time, I was going to tell you something nice, guys, understand, dirty boy, you will pay for what you have done to me, you are lucky, I don't kill you because I can't, that's what happens when you're the champion of the city , most of you could probably guess this, but whoever wins this game is the new holder of our Glory Belt, basically a representation of being the best G in our group of friends and over the last year it's gotten weird. important to us my first move is that i'm bringing in terry mac's real father, because he might distract max and it looks like he could provide emotional support to just me, it's nice to meet you, these are team uniforms, yeah i don't .

I don't think we can be defeated, that's right, Bean recruited Terry Max, real life dad, join him in the game, apparently he brought both uniforms alike. He looks dapper, you look dapper too, dad, oh my gosh, oh, I started right there, literally. I just deleted all my progress dude, I can't believe this. I was in a role like that. Everyone loved me. I had a piece that was moving forward in the video, but I feel like now is probably the best time to use it. I have a cool first play, we are not allowed to have motorized vehicles in this game, that was one of the rules, so the fastest thing without a motor is a horse, so I got two of them, a carriage and a guy to drive the carriage and take me.

All the way to the finish line, oh, okay, I didn't know that, oh my God, oh, there's food here for me. Wow, oh, you know, I was running around before, I was acting like I was Rocky being the champion of the city. It's so overrated that I have a two horsepower machine that gets me to the finish line. It's like my childhood dream of being Cinderella is coming true. Why do people hate me like Cinderella? They loved me like Rocky. So it turns out that these Traffic Justice Warriors were not big fans of my 400 mile per hour vehicle and Charles literally kicked me out for apparently causing a public disturbance.

I don't remember doing that anyway. I'm just going to run away from my problems. It was back to running on the streets for Yo, but Tyler, on the other hand, was recruiting members of the mafia. You guys pedal with it. Well, get on here and help me ride my bike, okay, let's park, let's move on, brother. You just made my day, brother. What's happening? What is your name? Griffin, okay? We have a mafia member named Griffin, he's helping us pedal right now, this is crazy, we have more meat than we already had. I feel unstoppable in this.

I'm not stopping for the rest of this competition until I grab that sweet Gloria. Bell around my waist in my pelvis that gold metal plate that just says Gloria, okay, it's been about five minutes. I'm already thirsty, so let's stop. What is your name? Anthony, nice to meet you. Do you have any tips on Capture the Flag? Dodge. and weeds Anthony's Dodge and Weave If I had to put a puppy from a 20 story building in a blender I would do it to get the glory belt Anthony, can you do me one last favor? Can you throw that in the trash?

I have to go. I love you, I'll see you later, Max, you found that motivation pushed him closer to the flag, but he still had no idea that his real father was just a few blocks away from him with our friends. I really want to conquer you. yeah we should jog hey we got fans it looks like we're going straight for quite a while we got another oh we got another two miles on this road and then we'll be there alright. I'm going to call your play number two for On my second play, I'm going to go after Tyler, sorry Tyler, not really, although Tyler is a good guy, he never breaks the law, so to throw Tyler off, I'm going to hire off-duty police officers to arrest him and throw him in the back of a police car.

You can't capture the flag in the back of a police car, that's my idea. I am a genius and handsome. Tyler has made four. The cops are right behind us right now. I think the chance of us getting caught is basically hitting him. Come on, come on, okay, oh, it was nice knowing that you all picked me up from jail, he's actually really strong, I thought I'd give it a try, oh, shh, okay, you, Tyler, those are my boys, right there in the cart, they said. They're coming to pick me up oh, they're going the wrong way, where are you guys going?

And just as I planned, my work turned out perfectly. Tyler had been reset at the beginning, that idiot and now I was the one who had to go. an adult playing a child's game oh wow I'm getting tired very quickly please never arrest me again that was not a very pleasant experience it has beans written all over it but for my second play I want the people who attacked Eric in a previous video I want him to jump beans and rip his shoes off his feet and I want him to run barefoot the rest of the way.

It may sound pretty brutal, but I can hate that guy. There's really nothing that can dissuade me right now. How is he going? Nothing. It's going to come between us and this flag, yeah, except the subway, okay, wait, stop guys, okay, yeah, you're going to go get some meatball marinade. Absolutely, put it there. Max dad, this is Mac. I'm going to call it on my second play for my second play I'm going to call it a bike I'm going to go real fast Lance Armstrong type Lightning McQueen Lance McQueen you're my bike you're my bike come on it looks like I'm about four miles away, this of the descent is crazy, as unoriginal as Max's plan was, it was effective enough to pass even me, the city champion, and take the lead, now we're moving, honey, we have a Dodge and a weave, as a wise man Anthony once said.

You know, yes, but Mac had no idea what awaited him on the beach. I'm going to say my second move without laughing. What I'm going to do is place a decoy flag in Max's path. A normal flag says glory. If this flag says Gary, it will be guarded by several men dressed in peanut butter because Mac is allergic to peanut butter. Here he says the flag is on the beach in front of me. Oh, running and seeing is brutal. Come here buddy from Mac I was dumb enough to fall for Gary's flag, now it was time to bring out my biggest thick thigh competition, Tyler Dialer as I like to call him has some thick thighs so he can take me home the belt of glory, talking about important things.

I'm making the world's biggest pizza on January 18th and you're invited. It will be held in Los Angeles at the YouTube theater and every person who subscribes to the channel will receive a portion and if you're wondering, what is that event? Looks like the pizza party in New York is a little like this little thing I just found out about. The YouTube Theater has a capacity of 3,500 people, so this pizza party will be first come, first serve, at the New York Pizza Party. People camped out for five days in a row, so I'd probably get in line right now.

Together we will set the world record for the world's largest pizza and the world's largest pizza party, so be sure to use the link in the description to RSVP and guarantee your slice. I've also seen other YouTubers start making things for the world's biggest pizza party, like this giant pizza cutter, if you're a creator or a fan and want to make something giant for the world. biggest pizza party maybe Giant Pizza Topper Giant Parmesan Cheese Shaker Giant Pizza Box post a video of whatever you made and then tag me on Instagram so I can see it and I'll give 10 of you VIP passes if you can Get up close and personal with the world's biggest pizza and hang out with me and the guys who are definitely going to lose.

It turns out that Macout is so far off Gary's flag that we had to ask a producer to locate him via GPS to tell him that the flag was false. I know I've been making fun of beans in this video. This might have been the best play of this entire game. Attention, motherfuckers. Your favorite model has a black color. Gary says. What does that mean? Oh my god, I did it. I don't understand the right flag, what kind of nonsense, okay, that's funny, whoever did that, oh God, they're on the move, I have to go, oh no, Tyler's back there, he says we're at 0, 5 of the fly, come on, come on, come on.

Come on, I see it, it's dead meat bro, you've got less than a mile left, hopefully by then the flag will be in sight on the beach, the beach, there's no way I'm not in the lead right now, like this These guys don't know. For my third work we did everything possible. I got a military grade fire truck with a water hose capable of cutting off human limbs. I'm talking about a million PSI and we're going to strategically place this right next to the flag so anyone that comes close is going to be a bloodbath it was expensive I don't care I don't even know so they think they're ahead they actually are about to be behind I see it I see the ocean where is the flag brother where?

It's, oh my god, here I want my glory Bell, it's temporary glorious, oh my god, you thought those were your words, my little junk with beans let Tyler take the lead, but he had an unfortunate surprise waiting for him at the flag, oh, that was. my bed, oh oh, okay, I bought a military Blade fire truck. Tyler didn't realize it, but he actually spent almost his entire budget on professional cyclists. These guys cost almost a thousand dollars each, which means their god-level end game was not only completely over budget but also so poorly planned that the firefighter actor thought Tyler was the target of his own play oh hell, I got it Tyler had the flag what are you doing with it?

What are you doing with that despite Bean's attempt to sabotage Mac with Gary's flag, the furious guy fought his way back to thecompetition and it reached us all. In fact, I'm having a good time with you, this is like a normal jog we would do together. Hey guys, visiting the city here, oh. No, it's too powerful, what do I have the real flag this time did you have it? it's the fake it's fake why are we all standing here you feel like you're high right now this is competition where's the flag? what's going on? It's this way, come on, that was the real flag at this point, it was obvious that Mac had a lot more energy than us, so Tyler and I had to work together to tire him out, which wasn't working, so we unleashed our weapon. secret talk to your dad, it's scary, it's Terry, oh the creep, I'm an orangutan, no, the tank is empty, guys, the tank is empty, I'm gasoline, here's the real one, we'll walk together, yeah, yeah , we all have it in our hands though Bean's motivation was dying, he refused to let me walk away with the flag Terry Terry I need you to tell me something, only we would know that Terry Subs is really important to Beans I guess that's how to steal from me, right? how? about this we all walk together that's not going to happen you're going to rip it off no no I'm not fine let's walk like this that's not how I imagine this game will be you know now that I think about it really no I even need to compete for this, that's why I have confidence in my plan for my latest work.

I have something very special planned, as you know, I hired many bodyguards in my time, so I will hire 10 of my favorite bodyguards. to completely surround the end zone with weapons of mass destruction. I have called move three for my last move. I have a group of guys from my local gym, plus Milly Rock Eric and all the guys like rko'd I. I sincerely hope one of them gets paralyzed. These guys are incredibly athletic. They look quite athletic. He is smiling? Wait, are these guys huge? Get that guy out of here. Oh God, get off of me.

They're here? How they did it? I don't see Brother Bean dying there with that man right now. Max's gym friends had practically wasted everyone except me, now it was just up to me and Max. I bought it, oh no, 500 dollars, he is the powerful lord, yeah, wait, wait. wait wait no no no no no no no no no what happened are you supposed to steal the flag oh there's no time for my last play for my third play I'm going to use my budget to have a party with ice cream and music and dancing I don't care If I win, what are they going to do?

Take something from me. You can't take something from me that never existed to begin with.