Kevin Hart is Not Allowed in Vegas Anymore

thanks it's kind of funny because for us it's a huge group yeah actually an intimate group is a smaller crowd than what you're used to how many clubs yeah it's like a comedy club no you guys are awesome Thank you very much, friend, when was the last one? The time you went to your childhood home, did you do that thing where you went to visit people? No, no, no, but if I do that, I get punched in the fucking face. You think I can't just run to someone's house where I'm from uh, I went there, you know, it's crazy.

I actually took my kids to my childhood home, you know, I was trying to teach a lesson and I was trying to have a great parenting moment and I thought, I want to show them the difference and you know how you guys are coming up and how it was raised. to your father, so when we go to Philadelphia, I'm taking you to my shots in Philadelphia, see here. I have some mates from Philly, so I'm taking it to where I grew up and you know I'm expecting reactions like "Oh my God, Dad, this is crazy, I can't believe you lived here and instead, it's cool, we'll live here, no." listen to me, listen, it's not a blessing." I'm trying to see that this was hard for me, no, we want to stay here tonight.

All, all, lessons from the beginning. How often do you come to Las Vegas pretty regularly? Not as much as I used to. You know, the Las Vegas layout. everything is so good for me I keep my Louis out of it and he used to come through the company a lot. I'll start shaking but I'm still shaking, man. I'm looking over my back every two seconds. Hey, what are you doing? Not Vegas. it's Vegas Vegas is fun, but I think as you get older you know Vegas changes for you, so uh, I got a little bit of drama, so much money, that's one of the biggest problems for me, you know, looking at it and saying that you know that no.

I gave them a lot of money for no reason. What are you playing for? What do they play blackjack, blackjack, blackjack? I like to play poker. If you go to some of the casinos I've been to, you'll see where. My losses have disappeared. I think at the Cosmopolitan I'm probably responsible for the chandelier. Definitely, yes, yes, that's me at Aria, recently they have leather walls and an elevator. I'm pretty sure I did. You know there's some carpet. Every time I see things change after a loss, I say: Yes, that's me. I definitely did. I am an interior decorator.

Why do you think it's because you know that in general you are a very lucky person? Yes, you looked very similar. What are you betting on and one thing is none of your business? Have you ever bet so much that you were nervous, really nervous? I'll tell you one of the worst things that happens to me, okay, I have a great shoe for those. people who play blackjack a shoe is, you know, a deck of cards, you're checking it out and you know it's going great. I'm hot and there's a hand where I get like two eights and I bet you know I bet a ridiculous amount. amount of money in a hand, I have to split it, you know, I'm talking to my, what's the dealer?

The dealer had six shots, oh, right, I understand this and I have two eights. I'm like, oh. I have a division so I divided them and I get another eight now say hey fear money don't make money okay I'm so exactly I divided it I don't give me no I didn't divide that one to another eight four eights, out there. just spread them all apart at this point a little piece of poop came out of my butt at this point at this point I'm extremely I'm extremely nervous because I've never seen anything like this but there's people around so I'm trying to play okay, I'm like hey, Hey, okay, okay, okay, but what do we have to do now?

Hit that one, hit the first one, it comes up three, the dealer looks at me, she's like you got a double down, yeah, yeah, I know, I know, I gotta do it. Do that, I have a double on that, let's go in and double, she said, do you want to see it face up or face down. I told him I don't want to see it, put it down, the next one comes out, it's a two, so now I have. a can, she says, "Oh my God, I have a stupid boy, my palms are sweating right now," I said, I don't want to see him face down, okay, the next card comes out.

I get a ten, so I got 18 or last. one adds another ten the dealer had a six showing ok here we go it's time for the dealer to turn the card underneath in slow motion was I saw it was a father oh no like that I say go slow go slow slow dealers , you know, dealers are fast to the point where you can't count where you're trying to add it up, but you know, re-wrap, so I noticed a five out there, she had the father real quick, it was a 300 oh who He said what is he like?

Are you ready? I said no, that doesn't count, what do you have? 14 okay, go slow, go slow, real fast eight eight, oh my god, what's going on? What do you have? 15 like in slow motion. I had never seen anything like this in my life very quickly what 621 she took the money it seems cheap she didn't even look me in the eyes she said I just said there I kept telling it I was waiting wait wait eleven more three Esther 14 you have an ace ace I put you right there I think you have to wait wait a minute wait a second what do I have what are these what do I have lip all that up this is nothing none of this is nothing eh this is what pisses me off there is a guy behind me who is going crazy like the maid longer go back to my room baby baby you better not be able to come here hi I'm Jimmy Kimmel an evil wizard has trapped me inside this YouTube video click subscribe to help me escape