Monica's Halloween Party (Clip) | Friends | TBS

- Hello. - Wait. You're supposed to wear a costume. Am. I am a woman who spent a lot of money on a dress and she wants to wear it because soon she won't be able to wear it. - Oh, I'm Catwoman... - Oh. Who wants to borrow the dress when you're too big for it? Well. - 'Trick or Treating!' - Oh, oh! Can I hand out candy? I really want to be with kids right now. You know, since I got pregnant I have the strongest maternal instincts. - 'Trick or Treating!' - Just a minute! Oh!

Oh! Look at you guys! Wow! - You are a very scary witch. - Thank you. And you are a very funny clown. And you're so trendy right now. You know, I work at Ralph Lauren and the entire fall line has this equestrian theme. I guess you didn't see the cover of British Vogue, but... Can I have the candy? Yes, sure. Ah, Catwoman. Then we meet again. That's how we do it, Supergirl. No, it's me, Phoebe. Monica, can I talk to you for a moment? Listen, I appreciate you buying me the costume. Oh, you did this to him?

That? I thought you would love it. Her favorite children's book was "The Velveteen Rabbit." "The Velveteen Rabbit" was brown and white! Well, it was either a pink bunny or no bunny at all. No bunny at all. Always no bunny! - Hey. - You didn't dress up either? Yes, I do. I'm Chandler. Dude, what happened? - As I am? - 'Well.' I'm Chandler. Oh! That's how you are! When have I done that? "When have I ever done that?" - 'Trick or Treating.' - Oh. Oh, well, you're the prettiest dancer I've ever seen. Thank you. Oh, wow!

That deserves another candy. Thank you. Well, I have to say that that wins you two or two sweets. I love you! Oh! Oh! Oh! Honey, here, take it all. Monica? We need more sweets. That? There have only been like four children. Yes, I know, but one of them just said that she loved me so I gave her everything. Oh, no wonder you're pregnant. - Hey. - Hey. What are you supposed to be? Do you remember the Russian satellite Sputnik? Well, I'm a potato... ...or a potato... ...and these are my antenna. Then Sputnik becomes... ...Spud-nik! Spudnik. Wow!

I no longer have the worst costume. Hey, it's okay! Ross came like a doll. - No, I'm not a fool. - No, space doll.