She's Back

This is not a drill, the Kaiju is coming, the bathwater giant, the queen of cute, Belle Delphine is

back

, it's been over a year since she was last seen and today she came out of nowhere with a post on Twitter and two photos, and I expected it. be like Sasquatch photos and like rumors, more fan theories because the last time he took a break, the internet came up with all kinds of crazy and outlandish theories about what happened. She's in jail, abducted by aliens, she was vaporized, deatomic like a rogue sun. she flare or something, but this is not the first time she disappears.

I think her last hiatus only lasted about eight or nine months, so this was her longest time off the Internet, but she's like the Batman of erections, the hero's need, but she's not always there . when they needed her, people were very upset because she disappeared once again and I must tell you that you can say a lot of things about Bell Belfine, but she is not a liar, she said she was going to make a porn movie and then she would disappear and, by God, that's exactly it. what she did, she released porn in December and left in January, so she's better at keeping her promises than Battlefield 2042.

She, as advertised, released porn and said, hey, I went skiing, of course, a lot of the coomers stayed soft. hand and very sad, but now you can rejoice because she is here to claim the throne of her, maybe I guess I know it's just a Twitter post that people are going crazy over. Ironically, Delphine is a pioneer in the field of e-girls, she walked what other e-girls could lead. Their careers were built thanks to Belle Delphine's sacrifices for the path she blazed in the industry. God bless her, she was collecting dirty bath water to sell, while others were still only selling a pair of foot spikes, she is like the Leonardo da Vinci of e-girls, she created that space, she was here before just fans, she's like the ultimate e-girl, like the AOL of selling lewd images online and now she's

back

to suck a fart out of your ass and get some money out of your wallet.

I don't know in what capacity she has returned. I don't have any breaking news or anything. I just saw a lot of people talking about it and this happens once every two years with her and it's always like a big event like Belle Delphine. Back is bigger than Coachella on Twitter and she's usually super open about it, she usually comes back when she needs more money and then she likes to make money for a year, make a couple million and she just likes the dips and I imagine which will be the same. There's something here, but as many of you know, Belle Delphine and I went head to head on sex toy collecting not long ago, where I was completely embarrassed, her collection was deep in the six figures she had, items which I'm pretty sure existed before.

Even God liked how many sex toys she was able to find she blew me away and won that competition fair and square. The only reason most people still consider me a prolific sex toy collector. God it's because she left the internet, so by default I was the last man standing, but if anyone has seen the video of her in the competition, you'll know that her collection dwarfed mine and I imagine she still does. I can only imagine what kind of forbidden treasure he now has in that Fort Knox of sex. toys, she probably spent the last year and a half away from the Internet, traveling around the world looking for the rarest sex toys on Earth and collecting them like the Dragon Balls, which will probably be like her first video, I imagine, but anyway en It's still big news because she is the most well-known and influential e-girl to ever hit the Internet.

Straight up, something that Bell Belfine did was obviously very inspired by her shaking in the bathwater, so a lot of the things that are like Staples on the Twitter sex selling meta are things that Bell Bell Fiend helped create, so this is Ace reporter Charles on the scene with a breaking news update while rendering this video Belle Delphine made another post confirming that she's here to stay until she makes a couple million more dollars, she made a post saying who is happy to be back on the Internet and, yes, that's it. where is the story so far who knows what's next could it be more bath water maybe water from her septic tank PP from her even like clinking juice or something?

Really this guy is the limit who knows how wild and crazy this ride can get but it looks like Bell Belfine This is completely back on the move, yes the alarm is sounding the Bell Del Delphine air raid siren has come back in in the atmosphere of the Internet, so yeah, that's it, so yeah.