Borat - S01E02 - US Etiquette

Hello Chenu, I come here to learn

etiquette

in the deep south with Helen,

etiquette

teacher, yes sir, hello, should I be polite to everyone? Yes you should be polite to prostitute, well yes because you know that's what they do, yes how much is it polite to tip them Yes it's usually 10% and some places it's 20% it varies with Yes, but it is always appropriate to tip. Could you please teach me how to be a threat? Yes, sir, I will thank you. You are welcome. thank you, you are welcome, thank you, you are welcome, thank you, now we sit at a table, look, you are sitting with such a nice posture.

I'm really impressed, thanks Ken, I told you you would do it, you tell how to do it. Talk to people with different personalities, right, we also have a boring person like my wife. Well, what you should do is think that she is boring, but what you should do is think of things that will help her not be boring. It's like doing it with my sister. Well, it's not us, we're not talking about what we're talking about, is she boring to just sit down and have dinner with? Yeah well then you need to think of things you can talk about, maybe she's boring because you haven't. enough with it I do everything I try in the kitchen I do it in every way we try we watch the uh DVD we try to do it ourselves ladies and gentlemen this is Elsa mdow this is B hello and this is how to make the Sims McDow play hello, I'm George Storman Hi, how do you say a nice night to a nice night to a nice night a nice night I have a drop left it's good it's good I like it so Helen please tell me what can you talk about? at dinner, okay, all you want to think about is nice things, my wife is dead, oh, I'm so sorry, she died in a field, oh dear, no problem, I have a new wife, right?

He has a new wife She's nice I like her He likes her more than the one who's leaving Yes I can talk about what I did last night Well it depends on what you did last night It's a personal thing that might make someone feel embarrassed or uncomfortable Not last night uh I heard the six I beg your pardon I had um with a woman from Gambia I make an oh in America we didn't discuss that but she was a good high five she was are you in trouble can I talk about my hobbies? It sure feels wonderful to talk about meeting a person again.

Do you like porn? No, this is a very interesting conversation, but why now in Kazan, after communism, do we have so many? I like it, I like it, I like a shave. I'm talking about my family, I'm sure I would share good things about your family. My sister, she's a prostitute, that's sad. Why is she a prostitute? She likes to earn money. Five, she likes to come to H us and the day she can stay with you, we have to do it. Say she's good. I know I know the answer to that. I know she's good.

What happens if I make a smell? Should she say it's me? No, you don't make it obvious, but if you feel that way, maybe the people who look at you will like you. you just say oh, excuse me, I'm sorry, there is a similar smell, it smells like a yes, it does, we say a pot when you make a pot when you squeeze out a bad a bad smell at all you make a pot, that's right they are also wonderful flowers that I can make a big pot do you want to try I've done it they're great do you want to try to make a part no no I can't do it I know who you don't want to maybe I can't you make yourself do it I have one mm I have one you want no no Barack don't do it it's coming um we're waiting no, we're not, you don't want to, no, do you want, can I bring your hand closer, no, we're standing. and say goodbye stand up and say goodbye jenu jenu okay you're fat you're fat he's fat I'm fat very fat that's why I said you're small when you do it