Eugene Babysits Keith's Cat For A Day

a 12 course meal. The third dish is a single shrimp. - A shrimp. - Cooked on one side. (laughter) (uplifting music) (laughter) - Yes. - Oh yes. (sizzling) This is fascinating footage. (frying pan) Oh, yeah. - Oh yeah. - Oh, there we go, there's a little bit of gold color on the side. - Oh yeah! (pan fry) (laughter) (pan fry) (energetic classical music) Alfred, your food is served. Alfred? (cat meowing) Oh, do it, can you smell it? Sorry to wake you up, friend. (cat meowing) (upbeat music) (cat meowing) - He says, yeah, that's what I thought it was, holy shit. - Come here, good boy.

Good Guy. (laughing) Eat your shrimp. Delight yourself with your seafood meal. For one day, we and all the other felines will rule the world. He says this has turned into a villain monologue. - Yes. - Then you can watch TV with him. He loves to sit and watch television. - Let's play some Selena music videos. - You'll love that. (cat meowing) - So let's try some Selena music. - Hopefully the power of music (speaking in a foreign language) can bring me closer to Alfred, a Texan, with shrimp. - Yes. - Alfred, don't tell anyone, but my positive affirmation is that you are the best Try Pet. (panting) - Wow. - I really feel like I had to earn your love.

And now let's look at Selena. Because I'm dreaming of you tonight, and tomorrow I'm going to hold you tight because there's no place in the world I'd rather be than here in my room dreaming of you and me. (cat meowing) - Okay, what is that? We've had a pretty tough day, but we'll end it on a high note. - Yes, you know, in the end I got the positive affirmation, we enjoyed Selena together, we ate a shrimp, and this is an angel costume because Alfred is an angel. (cat meowing) - Oh, he's a good boy! - Good Guy. -Oh, he's a good boy! - Oh. - Good Guy.

Wait, bubbas. (whistling) - Oh, no, our angel. - Angel. - Angel. (laughs) - He's just praying in his uh. He is praying in his little one... (laughs) I learned that although many people have given cats a bad reputation, I believe that cats are true angels. They really are on top of you. (laughs) Like I'm literally looking down on you, that's how I feel. But, once they trust you, it's almost like making a friend who was the hardest person to impress in the room. - Like you? - Like me? Yes, like me, yes. - Do you like being your friend? (laughs) - I feel like I just started a friendship with myself. - We have something to tell you. - We lied to you a couple of times. (laughs) (sad violin music) - What? - You can guess what things. - The butt massage thing was a lie. - Yes. - Are you (bleep) kidding me?

Is that what it smells like? (laughs) I didn't say those two things because I was trying to be respectful. (laughs) (upbeat music) (slaps) (whistles) - Come on. - No, not at this moment. (slaps) (laughing) - Come on. I feel like I need to shake a bottle of whiskey. - Arrest. (laugh)