Post Malone Eats His Last Meal

Hey guys, I'm

post

Malone and my

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would be mozzarella sticks and garlic knots with a side of marinara sauce and chicken tenders from Raising Cane. Ed crust pizza and chicken parm filet mignon with teriyaki sauce and spicy ramen with a glass of my Maison. wine number nine, then Frosted Flakes cereal and chocolate chip cookies for dessert each person has exactly two things in common we all have to eat and we're all going to die today's guest is a multi-platinum amateur Ghost Hunter artist and former wedding DJ whose new The album Austin comes out July 28 after Malone, welcome to the showman, thanks for having me.

I didn't mean to denigrate you by saying you're an amateur ghost hunter, no, it's okay, I don't get paid for it, that's the best food. something you thought about before. I think I've thought about it before and I've had a lot of heated debates and I don't know if anyone's ever asked this question, but a guy I work with called Lewis said to me, why not? just make your

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essentially, oh if you were in prison why wouldn't you make your last meal an endless buffet? I think you are actively trying to cheat death within a purely hypothetical scenario that is only meant for people to be BSN. to each other it's like you know you have a genie, you just wish you had more desires, but surely there's something in the genie contract that prevents me from not having seen it.

My lawyers have looked at it yet, so we would have to do it. Take a look and see what's good. It has people. How often do you think about death in general? You think a lot especially now that I'm a parent and I'm like, "Okay, I have to take care of myself so I don't kick." the cube or something like that and you know, I think a lot of the songs I make have to do with thinking about mortality and why we're here and all this stuff, so I spent a lot of time thinking about it with a guitar and a whiskey in the forest well I'm incredibly excited to get to you ready to eat I'm ready I'm absolutely ready I'm ready to um get this good stuff right Posey for the first course we have the homemade garlic knots this is from Trevor our baker extraordinaire sourdough long wrapped brushed with a ton of fresh garlic and parsley butter we have the mozzarella sticks these are hand breaded in house some fresh mozzarella cutting the logs fresh fried marinara for dipping and then of course we have the Raising Cane tender chicken complete with cane sauce, Texas toast, French fries, OMG the smell in here is amazing, it's absolutely amazing and I don't even know how to react because I've never had this.

Kind of a feast before we start, man, I'm sure I'll start showing, yeah, come on, come on, what's up, okay, tell me about the chicken tenders, sure, 'cause it's like the first time I met you, you were here on set for like five years. Back in the day and I remember you had like 50 chicken tenders and like 50 ranch things for everyone, you and your crew and everyone ate chicken like me, not like I was like the rider, right, like some rock stars will do. . I don't like typecasting, he was a rock star, not also a wedding DJ, but no, some people are like a crazy writer. green skittles, yeah, yeah, I just want chicken nuggets, man, or any form of this absolutely sensual, oh, I don't know, it's just that I'm a simple man, like it's for me and I want to live as I am, I think everyone .

I think that's the goal? So maybe it's me internalizing or I'm just trying to hold on to my youth a little. Do you think that's a bad thing at all because obviously you've obviously made life a little bit complicated for yourself? becoming such a big star and having so many people depending on you and you know that theme ends up in a lot of your music. Would you like to go back to that time? I think everyone is trying. go back and relive that youth because four-year-olds don't have to pay taxes, that's true, which is pretty bad.

Yes, four-year-olds are the original sovereigns, but I don't know, you know. I would say. It has made it more difficult, it is a manic movement. I tried. I don't think so. You just got put on an FBI watch list. Come for me. Come for me. You know this is totally random. You can't buy Chick-fil-A. You buy it in the store, but if you order it, you make it yourself, they make a chicken parm sandwich, but they have marinara, so I was sitting in a Chick-fil-A talking about conspiracies. Okay, you know something I want to ask you about. because you're known around the world as the nicest guy and that certainly matches up with everything I've seen with you, like the fact that you shook hands with every crew member here and introduced my name to each other, you see it and just think that this person has a very optimistic view of the human condition.

You know what I mean, someone would take the time like a complete stranger, he sure would. You must have some kind of intrinsic feeling. The people is good. I already told you. You also live in what has been described as an apocalypse-proof bunker, not a bunker, but your house has a bunker. You know, do you think people are ultimately good or bad, that's a really interesting question. I believe people are inherently good. I think maybe it's the circumstance or the world around us making decisions the wrong way is easier to make interesting but everyone I've met for the most part is so beautiful and I think people deserve kindness and friendship and you know , I know what it's like to meet someone and I'm like, you know what, I don't even know this guy, but that ruined my whole day.

I'm going to think about that all day, yeah, and I think it's important to be nice to people when you can, you know, unless they're aliens who want to adopt you. I told you we're going to no, we're going to turn to the aliens in sometime okay, okay in the general theories of total global collapse, right, okay, there are a couple of possibilities, yes, sir, one. it could be a general nuclear war, right, my father lived through the Cuban missile crisis, the Cold War, yes, my father lived through the cold war in the Cuban missile crisis, which was like a real present threat, you know, we see things around us. in the world there is an impending civil war, that is something that could happen, people start to turn on each other, you know, they turn on each other through the media and politics and then there is something completely external.

Factor here, aliens, if you had to put your money where your mouth is. one of those three is the most likely scenario, well there are four, what is the fourth catastrophe: catastrophe: will it actually be a natural catastrophe or will it be caused by something like that? It could be an asteroid or Yellowstone exploding or Yellowstone exploding. What do you know that I know, friend? No, i did not know. I don't know when no one really knows when. Well, if you had to guess, as if you didn't know, you're the only person who's been presented with that idea.

Me, so now I just want to know I don't know what you do. It is a huge volcano. What we all knew. What if it's all four at the same time? It could be that we are all fighting among ourselves. Aliens are trying to kidnap people. to keep people from fighting and then the asteroid hitting, I mean it would be a quick way out and then at that point wouldn't you feel stupid buying a three million dollar house, that's the apocalypse room? I feel like I'm the asteroid. That's going to happen, it depends on how big it is, so you're telling me no, no, no, no, I don't know if they sell that technology, but I don't know, especially for some events.

I'm a year old, so it's especially nice. of super, put it in perspective and you know, these are wild times we live in, we are so divided and there are so many things happening in the entire world, so we have food for like 30 years, we don't. By chance, as good as this, if you need a chef for one of them, what tools do you need? I feel like you have some tools, brother, no, nothing, no, give me a hot plate with the lid of an old can and save me. Sure man, I need a clip and a communion exemption, yes exactly, oh you wanted rice pilaf, okay boy, you changed your perspective on what it means to live a good life, it definitely made me take better care of myself.

I want to be around um to see her go and do Kick-Ass stuff um and before you know it I was drinking a lot and smoking a lot and stuff and um I kind of took it all in and took it down a little bit and you know, I'm doing the best I can and I really gained weight, um, saying you look like a yogi, you look like you could be teaching like a punk rock yoga class at Equinox Fitness right now, do they have that? uh not yet, but I feel like if you see Henry Rollins up there. doing a yoga class would be amazing, Tonkin, literally okay, this is a stupid side, but hear me out.

I literally saw Serge Tankian right outside the Equinox at Erawan in Studio City one time and I almost said, "Hey, man, I love your stuff and I didn't do it because he understands conspiracies too. What's your number one favorite conspiracy? Which is the one you like? You really believe in your heart of hearts. It's true. Chick-fil-A has marinara sauce. Did you hear? it's here first the headline right there it's there don't let them say no don't let them tell you they don't have it local journalist arrested at Chick-fil-A demanding to quote you have sir we don't It's not a pleasure, it's not a pleasure, okay,

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you after eating a bunch of mozzarella sticks and marinara, let's go to the dish number two, which is a stuffed crust cheese pizza, again, all homemade, a little bit of fresh mozzarella right there in the crust and then the chicken parmesan not from Chick-fil-A uh salty pounded chicken breast overnight my secret recipe just egg white dread so it's extra crunchy marinara sauce and then of course we have the crushing pepper and the parm do you want me to like doodle sprinkle spraggle?

I'm sure it'll sprout I'm not that artistic it's up to you just tell me someone this is like Olive Garden you never have to stop man I can handle my stuff well what are we going to do you run out of perfect things okay that's really beautiful it weighs a little on that size. I love cheese. I see you love cheese. It is in many of the courses. You know, you never see how much you love something until someone asks you what. Like and you say there's a theme here yeah, yeah, no 100 well, that's what I think is a really fun little exercise because it's like, I'm sorry, do you want me to continue? no, your last meal, I think it teaches you about what is really important in your life and you have discovered that you know you want to eat like you were four years old because when you were four years old you didn't have to pay any taxes, that's true, the government wasn't breathing down your neck when you were four years old, you know, it was like you know the aliens said they don't target four year olds, they're useless in mines, silica mining, you know, to get 5G, you know. , get over your brain. uh what I'm saying is dig man please thank you so much where should I start?

Am I doing the hard work first because usually my mom cuts this for me? Come on, no, today I'm your mom. No, I insist on YouTube, the entire FBI. Agents are going to say you can't even cut your own chicken, they're going to think you'll never be a Target guy, that's exactly genius, yeah please man, I don't know how to work, I don't know how. to work that night, what do you have any special connection to the dough dough commercial that is a commercial? We actually did the food stylist trick where you put glue on it, so yeah, yeah, okay, now this pizza is so fresh and so hot.

I'm going to eat it like I used to eat the pizzas at Pizza Hut every time they sit down. Pizza Hut, remember those Dallas days when we were a proper country? There is nothing like going to Pizza Hut, yes, sitting and receiving. the plastic, the red plastic cup mm-hmm with those Tiffany style stained glass like chandeliers you know what I'm talking about Taylor is about to break you know what I'm talking about and that was an American beauty and now there's one on Tooele and he's the only one I know in your song Paranoid by beerbongs and Bentleys the first line is about someone coming and trying to kill themselves you know they broke into your house too and you have a tattoo on your finger one of my musicians All-time favorites, Dimebag Dale Pantera, famously shot on stage in Texas by a fan.

Do you really think you're paranoid or does a paranoid person ever know they're paranoid about you? Is this a reasonable concern? To be safe, I'm inclined to think a little more than perhaps many people think or want to about those things that don't really matter. Do you think they help you deal with reality? making up these fantasies that are worse than things that really exist when something bad happens you say: does that make sense? right, the chicken oh, you're talking to the chicken Parm I thought you were talking about my psychoanalysis on you. I used chicken. farm I can't think of anything mate, there is a chicken farm, it's one of my favorites, it's so spectacular, I'm so sorry, no.

I was asking you if you like to invent scenarios that don't exist and are worse than reality. like FBI agents constantly waiting for you when in reality we know that the FBI watches random people, including artists you can watch all that stuffago, I love it, that's it, that's all you need. You're kind of a little thin on the mill, yeah, milk approved, you're so cheap. I'm crunchy, I prioritize crunchy, I prioritize SOG. I let my cereal sit for five minutes and what I do is get you ready, you're definitely on the list. everything, I sprinkle the milk on top to make sure it's all moist and then we like to pour it all the way to the top so we don't forget the sugar.

I have to ask Frosted Flakes, historically a very sweet cereal, it's not, it's not, I mean, you know again. This is going to sound judgmental, but that's, uh, I love it, no, only God can judge me fairly, tell me again, I'm so good, this is a lot of sugar, this looks bad, hey, hit me, hit me, I gotta , I have to enjoy. Please sweeten me daddy, well you'll have to let it sit for about 10 minutes before you like it. I like to finish like cold porridge at the end. You know, it's just going to be an amalgamated thing that you believe in ghosts.

For me, signs that you believe in an afterlife, right, you can't have ghosts without an afterlife, well, I don't know a ghost star, I don't know if they are dead people or interdimensional beings or humans from the future. If you had to, if you had to, make a bet right now on which ghosts they are. The best part is that I have no idea. That's what's so interesting. You like to sit in mystery. I don't know what it is and I think it is. part of the fun, but there are definitely moments when you speak with something or but and they speak like your language.

I don't know because I've been to places in Europe where they speak a different language and it comes in English so I don't know what it is, I think it's something really interesting and I'm even convinced that I once moved a pillow just by looking at it, what was it? , how serious was the context, uh, I was sitting on my couch watching TV. and I look at a pillow and as soon as I look at it it falls off, okay listen to me and I'm not saying that didn't happen. I think Adam I'm kind of a skeptic, right?

I don't believe in anything that's really boring, I believe everything about 1940. what Nar 240. what is that gas? Oh he knows you who he is, can you tell us what your name please, he is an alien? Boring that way, right, I think there is a scientific explanation for everything that has been explained, like the representation painting, yes, it is one of the most haunted objects in the world, but also the person who made it came out and said that no, I just wrote a creative story to try to sell it on eBay, you know what I mean, so to me there's always a rational explanation for something, but then I'm missing out on Magic in the world because you can have fun hunting ghosts Adventures because believe in something, how can I become like you? because it seems like you're having more fun.

I have a lot of fun. You seem to have a lot of fun first. Don't let your cereal get so soft, that's the first step. I like it. It's very soaked. I have a hard time with a lot of skeptics like, "Okay, let's go see it, let's go to Skinwalker Ranch, let's go crazy." Are you saying that the real ghosts are the friends we made along the way? Because? He laughs, yes, and I would like to consider you. This is every oh we choose. I thought we were going to feed each other. I don't know, we could do that too.

I have to remember that I don't know Matt. I think the cheese is blocking a blood vessel in my brain, you ready to go into the lightning, yeah, let's do it now, I don't need it anymore, look, you want a souvenir, I'm sure it's great, apart from me who's the only one living or dead person you would like. to share your last meal with Jesus, what are you asking him? You choose to share your last meal with Raphael because he's cool but rude, I'm telling you and I want, I want to hear a little bit of what he has to say about the whole deal, sharing with a little bad boy, you want to know how it happens after you die from Raphael, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle, imagines he's pretty nihilistic about the whole thing, says I don't really care, okay, okay, if there's a gun to your head and if you don't play every note perfectly, you die, right? that? the Guitar Hero song you're playing, oh man, um, the priestess song, lay down, yeah, the priestess don't go through fire, it ignites 100 that song every time I play it, hell, yeah, what's the song What are you playing at the funeral?

Little Drummer Boy, the Biebs remix or the uh, traditional, I don't know man, that's my favorite Christmas, wait, he did it, yeah, no, I didn't make that up right, this exists and I think it's like Busta or Coolio, no way Busta Rhymes, we'll play it after us. I'll play it after it's a big song, I don't know, but actually it would probably be Fleet Foxes, something like that, what's your biggest fear? That's a really good question, yeah, marinara on my shirt, it's so embarrassing, oh my god, that happens at the party. I don't know, I really don't know.

I guess not being able to be there for my baby is like my deal and she doesn't need me in any conversation. She has like the most incredible mom in the world, but at least she scares me. yes, finally she is happy, yes sir, that's a quick answer, we love quick answers, so okay, posting one. Thank you very much for coming if she wants to say her last words. That camera over there. I had a great time. um all that for this hell yeah man poggers poggers champs POG champ don't be weird champ and keep being awesome and spreading the love there's and then yeah too okay make sure you check out the Maison number nine wine, it is absolutely delicious, the best. one that I have had I bought a whole case for myself and I associate you with two cases I bought two cases for myself and you should also know that you are going to three not and see the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles mutant mayhem that will be released in theaters on August 2 thank you very much, you have a new album, Austin, coming out on July 28th and you are also starting a tour in July.

The big North American tour is just a baby. International, yes sir, this is an American tour. We are super excited and I hope you guys will please listen to the album, the reptiles will kill me if you don't. I love you guys and thanks for listening and coming to see me. Prepare your next fiery meal with a legendary cookware set available now. at mythic.com