The worst pilot in Star Wars: Squadrons

that's why this game costs forty dollars you will be my empire boy we will defeat the rebels wait, wait, hey, I get it, I'm a changeling, so I can choose his name, the one they gave him is eta, heart of silk, it sounds like a bad fan. fiction, what name sounds evil, raymond, who here remembers dak ralter, was luke's co-

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in episode 5 and died pretty quickly, well this is actually his estranged brother fighting for the empire, uh, jack rolter, that'll be fun, wait, so if that's I think I'm going to enjoy this, I'll get over any impurities.

The random name they gave it is airfoil cloud cutter. That's just discounted Skywalker. I'm sure you know Wedge Antilles, but did you know he has a daughter? This is Wendy Antilles, come on. she's Star Wars, everyone is related, wait this game has cut scenes so why is it only forty dollars? I'm Jack Gralter, Captain, untie me, where's my brother hammer? I must exact my revenge or something. I'm building the story as we go, just look at Disney. I'm going to make this cannon cool down. I'm ready, the best stall

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in the galaxy. Hey, who said someone is watching me?

Let's put this bird in the air. What did I just press? Sorry, stop, don't shoot. Oh my god, I'm fired early. questions: no, I can't switch to a third person view. I think it's good, it forces you into each ship's respective field of view, so they are all different. This is quite cinematic scanning the ship. We are looking for refugees from Alderaan. Nobody escapes. the empire a ship is trying to flee it's them kill them kill them now shoot wait you wanted me to shoot right yeah okay I thought I committed another war crime this is cool you can divert the power to your weapons for stronger lasers or you can divert it towards its engines for greater maneuverability we meet again stationary object my mortal enemy the rebels open fire where is my brother?

He will pay for what he has done. Don't know. Command. I have the goal in my sights. It doesn't matter. He flew past me relocating the target. I've got Chanel, okay, let me turn around, there he is, I've got you now, oh, okay, let me turn around, line up the shot, open fire, oh love, I'll be honest, my head hurts, I've been Chasing this guy for two. minutes I think I have developed dizziness healthy the ship you just put back in the fuel tank like you have to stop your shots you know how to lead your shots this is how you do it this is how you kill the best stop hybrid in the galaxy thank you , space ghost, I needed to hear I'm going to throw up, I'm going to throw up, keep spinning, maybe I can throw up, that's some content, prepare to shoot, yes Lieutenant, we will destroy these rebels, what is that?

What's going on? The emp ship is disabled. Where did that come from? I'm sorry, Teresa, Captain, I didn't join your innocent refugees, but the empire that protects them makes me a rebel. Oh, that's so beautiful. I have to take a step back for this. Damn, see if I can prevent it from closing, no problem, how do I do it? This technique is actually from page nine of the imperial manual. Look it worked, to the best of my knowledge. Damn, he's running away. Damn captain, I met him two minutes ago. There we are Wendy Antilles. Honestly, she should have come up with a cooler name, what's another girl's name that

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I'm hungry right now so I thought Wendy, oh wow you can see so much more from a huge X-Wing fan so the instruments on a X-wing are the same but different but still the same echo 2 waiting I'm the best

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pilot in the galaxy oh how cool as cinematic as ever the x-wings are vastly outnumbered by the thai fighters but they win anyway this is the brown falcon starting attack race one time, kill it at once, we're doing it, we're doing it live, come on, come on, we're so close, so close, what was I thinking? We are doing it in a single race, worth four. years later, what a moment, jump light or dark, oh yes, all 40 of this game, make a decision, fly with the new republic, change our galaxy for the better, empire, empire, empire, fascist, we have a little one-sided conversation here because my character isn't really a character so they're just talking to me, it's like the subway games I've always hated, that's some nice clunky exposition, hello space boss, I mean, well, oh, so starting a dialogue with the other characters is just so they can tell you more. about themselves, that's why it's a clunky exposition, it must be too, this game is only forty dollars straight from Mass Effect, staring into my soul, starting pre-flight checks, roof looks good, power generator, check the right carburetor, check the excavation systems, check the headlight fluid, check the screen. assimilator all good aim tejas check the pilots he's just having a stroke this attack stroke is called a battering ram it's wildly ineffective the incoming missiles just fly alone go crazy go crazy spin try to spit that's a good trick was that I touched it here's where it points shingles comes into play and got you, these next clips are from my squad's twitch stream.

If you're wondering why kieran is on the bottom left, it's because of kieran's camera, you know, instead of a face camera, it's a karen ken, you know? I'm here for you, right, no one, there's no one here, let's see if this is some kind of streaming game, Jesus Christ, you guys see my audio freaking out, stop it, little encouragement, here we go here we go here we go you guys are so excited this is truly amazing. a daddy asteroid star

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squad oh god how did I get stuck here? Don't go full speed look at this, it will be a movie rig the helmet looks so good what's the point of this?

I'm on the ship all the time. I can wave to my teammates while flying towards an asteroid this is the imperial hangar much better empire empire thumbs up looks funny for some reason I'll use it so dogfights are deathmatches and fleet battles are co-op objectives Are these two the only multiplayer modes? I'll really judge anyone who doesn't put on the helmet. Why wouldn't you die in my first laser bombardment multiplayer match? Oh no, no, no, damn, dude, can you stop moving for a second? No no no. Dude, you're sweating bullets, take a shower, this guy is carrying his entire team, smell, I'm at the bottom, that's embarrassing, this flight technique will induce vomiting, which I will then shoot into space as an acquired projectile target, opening fire , they're all Just using the thumbs up seems so sarcastic, well this looks cool but it's not the Thai interceptor, reform the line, take them head on, bad idea, better target, acquired, what is he doing?

Oh, he just stood still, get out of here, make him aim. The tiles are fixed. and voila, that's a hit, finish it off, oh the Thai interceptor, look at these guys being transported. I'm pretty good at this game, dare I say this is quite a cinematic boom, do it again, do it again, oh the screen assimilator has them in my sights, the best. things, you're absolutely right, I've been chasing the skill for two minutes, wait, wait, wait, just let me kill first let me kill first no, no, no countermeasures, let's do fleet battles, how dare you? video game, I don't need a tutorial according to my instruments I'm absolutely interesting I wish I knew what this all means it's my fault if I lose I know kamikaze this was a bad idea its emp catch it catch it oh missile no no no dodged they'll never get it Me here, what? what do I do now?

You're probably wondering how I got into this situation. I'm actually trapped. I'm going to spend the entire game here. Let me out. I have it perfectly under control. Is the best job in the world. gallery oh close your eyes I feel like I should save it because the really good ones are going to be expensive man this one looks good now this one looks good too so yeah absolutely yes 800 points for that value countermeasures close your eyes eyes. good hits getting some good hits this guy is my target now oh he did it he just didn't blow me into a field of debris oh he's weak he's weak this week he's dead so this is where I'm at with this game it's not for everyone it's a flight simulator dedicated to Star Wars, there are no parts where you can walk, the closest you will get is being able to stand in one place, move your camera and then the game teleports you to where you click, I think the rest. the campaign is more than what you're seeing now kill some spaceships fly somewhere else kill a bigger spaceship rinse and repeat the game looks beautiful, has so many cinematic moments and really makes you feel like you're from star

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whoever let me say that the game is just a Battlefront 2 starfighter assault it's wrong this is much more developed than that with all the instruments on your ship some people play this with a joystick and it sounds like a lot of fun virtual reality games should be too good my search for oculus Never the thumbnail of this video was made by my artist friend Hickox.

I'll leave a link in the description of his Twitter where you can see all of his other artwork. It's really nice. Today's featured xanclan meme is my subreddit calling my tobey. McGuire miniatures addiction. I need help. Like the video and I'll teach you how to use your targeted shingles.