Fluffy Visits Saudi Arabia - Gabriel Iglesias (from Aloha Fluffy: Gabriel Iglesias Live from Hawaii)

palace So I can entertain you and say: Are you kidding me...? I'm not going to be invited to a palace by a prince. Oh my God. Up until this point, my only experience with royalty was a Burger King drive-thru. Suddenly one of those vans pulls up and a guy in a suit jumps out and I guess his favorite word was please because that's all he said. ...Please... Please... Please... Please... Please... Please... Please... I say, are you kidding me? There's a man in a suit trying to get me into the back of a Lincoln Navigator and there's a prince inviting me to his palace.

I'm not going to lie... I felt like a sexy girl. I thought, oh my God, come on. Hurry up bitch, let's go! We arrived in front of his palace, guys, I'm not going to lie to you. It didn't look like... a palace. The walls are very high... There is barbed wire around the entire property... And there are two types. in the front with machine guns. I'm looking at this and I'm saying: This doesn't look like a palace. And I started thinking... What if I'm on some messy episode of Middle Eastern Punk'd? what I mean? You thought you were going to the palace, that you were going to prison, you're punk!

Fortunately, the doors opened And we went in And then they closed And when we came out, you What we saw was incredible Outside... Desert Inside... Palm trees, bushes, bushes, a pond And he had exotic pets I know exotic pets because I know what I have. There... It has a tiger! Damn zebra... Monkeys And he had a damn boa constrictor. I say, are you kidding? Snakes, monkeys, a zebra and a tiger... Oh my god, that makes me Kung Fu Panda And I started thinking What if he decides to stay with me? It sounds confusing, but let me explain.

As an American, you can't just buy a plane ticket to Saudi Arabia. You have to be invited by a person with power, you know? When I left Detroit to go there I had to fill out a form that says I understand I am going to Saudi Arabia. And if something were to happen to me... One of those things on the list is Kidnapping Conveniently right above Death America. not responsible The Prince could have... "You're mine" Two weeks later... Now he's showing someone else around, right? That's my snake, that's my zebra That's my Mexican... That's my tiger...

Keep me inside a little box that says Jibril But it never happened... And we were walking And I actually took him out I put him aside for a second I said listen uh... I have to tell you something Well, you tell me... I... I need to apologize What did you do? I didn't do anything... I just want to apologize... For coming here With the wrong mindset I say, unfortunately I thought that uh... You know, since it's the Middle East I thought you guys were going to do it. be rude and everyone has been nothing but nice Ahhh?

I know I didn't think you guys were going to speak English so well and understand, you know, so many references and you understand everything, Ahhh? I know! I thought they were going to throw rocks... But they were funny... What? It doesn't matter... 2 of 3 So we're walking And he's showing me this and that And I'm just looking around, I thought it was cool And then I saw something that scared me We're walking towards a giant cage And when I saw the cage, I stopped and thought uh... Uh... What's up with the cage? Check it out Great... So I walk up to the cage and I look inside and I notice there are birds in there and I was like, ah, okay, cool.

It's a bird cage. I was offended. Those are not normal birds... Those are hawks. I'm doing well, you have many hawks. We use falcons to hunt. Do you hunt falcons? No no no no no... Each falcon is very expensive 100,000 US dollars They are trained We go out and shoot a little animal And we send a falcon to recover Would you like to see it? No no no no no no... I have puppies, I don't want... Goodbye Bruno Before I know it, here comes the other guy Please... Please... Please... And the cage enters And he He puts on a leather glove that goes up to his elbow And starts getting one of the Falcons.

I'm watching him do this and I noticed that all the Falcons are into these buys at this point. And there are about 15 in a row. And they all have hoods... Covering their eyes And I asked him why do they have hoods over their eyes, man? They look like little hostages. Shit! Sorry bro, sorry, I meant no disrespect to that man... Seriously, no disrespect... It was a slip And he was great I understand the Middle East... Hostage... Then the other guy comes out And he has a falcon with him And he has a glove And he hands me the glove And I put it on...

And he transfers his falcon to my arm And uh... Suddenly, he starts making clicking noises And he's basically showing me that the falcon is trained. And I thought that was cool. I thought we were going to kill something. I thought nooo, but we were just playing with the hawk. And I started to get excited, you know? And the more he excited me, the more the Prince began to show his age. Because then he got excited. I was like, this is great. It's great. Yes, this is great. Brilliant. I'm like God, you're so lucky. I have so many hawks.

I'm so lucky. Would you like a falcon? So, actually, like... Do you want a cookie? Do you want a falcon? Same way! I say, are you kidding? Don't give me a hawk that can recover things. Shoot, now you think I'm lazy... Hell no. Don't give me, oh no, uh, I wouldn't even leave the house. He would be in it. front door... Donuts And who the hell is going to look at my Falcon when he's here performing? I can't leave my friend Martín behind You know I would abuse him Take him to a nightclub Try to flirt with him...

The redhead