British Highschoolers try Trader Joe's for the first time!

Have you heard of Trader Joe's? No. Trader Joe's? That's a strange name. How do you sell cars? We've brought some snacks for you. What are these? I'm going to love them. My tongue is burning. That's to die for. That is so cute. Wow. Trader Joe's is a popular grocery store. They have a kind of cult for their own brands. A cult? Almost. Basically, people are big fans. Is an expression. Repeat after me. I swear allegiance to Joe. First, milk chocolate covered peanut butter pretzels. I thought it was dog food. I thought it was dog food. It looks like dog food.

They look like dog food. Literally every person we've given that to. How that. It smells a lot like chocolate. That's really good. Yes. Oh, brilliant. That's brilliant. They are really nice. What's not to like? Well, if you have a peanut allergy. I mean, that's really bad, right? I usually don't like things with peanut butter. He has changed his mind. I'm not the biggest fan of peanuts, but it was actually surprisingly good. How good is that? Awful. It's too crazy. Don't like peanut butter? That could be a problem. You're going to have problems. Next. Why does everything look like dog food?

Peanut butter cups. I didn't even get to read it. See what you think. That's to die for. That is so cute. It's amazing, actually. Ah, straight for another one. You know they're going to be good, right? It has the right thickness. It's a good ratio, right? I had Reese's about 20 minutes ago. Oh, wow. And this is actually much better. Better. They're good, right? They are so good. Theo, I think you've had four. The only reason it happened is because you guys are talking like that. OK. My apologies. This is brilliant. Too much peanut butter. I would take them every day of the week.

You might like these. Mini peanut butter and milk chocolate cups. Why is everything chocolate and peanuts? Do they love their nuts in America? Do you guys love peanut butter or something? What is your obsession with peanut butter? These are just smaller versions of what we just had. I can't taste anything, it's so sweet. We would finish them in seconds. It is like one that is poured into a handful. Yes. Wow. Yes, there it goes. Yes. I shook my head a little too. Yes that is good. When you buy a box of chocolates the worst thing is that they come individually wrapped.

The chocolates would be better if they were unwrapped. You'd rather have this in front of the TV than them, wouldn't you? Because you don't have to think about it. Look, I'm not looking. Just eating. I haven't come down yet. I have gone again. You couldn't go without hands. Direct, yes. However, you couldn't mistake this for dog food, because your dog would be dead. Yeah, no, that wouldn't be good. Like a dog trap. Next. So does Joe change this too? Exchange lots of snacks. Trade here, trade there, trade everywhere. Joe and I would get along very well.

Because these are going to be amazing. More nuts. Pecan Praline. Pecan paralines. Pecan Praline. Chocolates. I prefer chocolates. Do you like chocolates? The problem is that none of us know how to pronounce that. I do not know how to pronounce it. Chocolates, chocolates, chocolates, something like that. What is a nut? It looks kind of wet, doesn't it? Look. What are these? It's like crystals. What is that, yeah? Test it. Oh, it's brilliant! Absolutely brilliant. They are better than dog ones. They are not from dogs! That's so good. It's strange. It's not that good. They look like caramelized.

They are. That's really good. I could eat a lot of these. It's such a strange and unique flavor. Why is it so sweet? I like these. Yeah? You have some weird taste buds, man. These are pretty. Sugar, butter, vanilla. Yeah, what's not to like? About a nut. It's not disgusting. Well! It's disgusting. It's not the right one at all. How cheap would it have to be to be able to buy them? I don't think I would pay anything. How much would they have to pay you to accept that? They would pay me anything. That's a smart man.

He is a man who has just come out of a business exam. He tries to do it. First attempt! You should do it again now. Only for. I will retire. Yes, exactly. Stop while you're ahead. Have you ever heard of an everything bagel? No. It's basically a bagel with all the different condiments. Sesame seeds, poppy seeds, garlic powder, onion powder, salt, pepper. Sounds like a bagel craft session. Brutal In a way it does. In a way it does. People love those bagels. They love those bagels. This is what they call a bagel. They took the seasoning from the top of the bagel and put it on the fries.

I don't know if I'm going to like this. Yes me neither. Disappointing. Well. He promised everything. They literally promise you everything, right? Oh, oh, my God. That was bad. Well. That was bad. That's enough. No man. They taste like metal. I'm not going to eat it. That's horrible. They are weird. They have a lot of garlic. I understand what you mean about metal. It tastes like pure garlic. It tastes like it smells. Oh really? Well. I would have cream cheese with salmon. It's not in everything. That's inside the bagel, not on top. Oh, at the top?

Is this basically a sesame seed chip? It's not even something inside him. This is the boring part above. It's too close together. It's like a three out of ten. Wow. No American is failing in this. Well. Next. These are some b-tech takis, bro. Some technology takis b. Max would have finished this. Oh. French fries, chili and lime. Is Trader Joe's an off-brand brand for everything? I mean, they have their own branded versions of a lot of different snacks. Joe's main thing is commerce. Well. He doesn't care too much about brands. He just wants to trade and stuff.

I don't really get along with spices. Rolled corn tortillas. However, these are more chalky. My tongue is burning. No, they're fine. This shouldn't be spicy. Oh my god, that's so... Yeah? These are much better than Taki's. They're good, right? No. Too spicy? Because you do not like them? It's spicy. It's not that spicy. You can't go wrong with this. Why lime? What, is it too bitter? Yes. Imra, what's wrong? I swear. I love these. Yes, these are so good. I mean, I can taste it, but it's not bad. I love these two. They say, "Hey, okay." These are valid.

There's a lot. There's a lot. Yes, Takis, they feel like they are in the middle of the bag. Yes Yes Yes. And they cost much more. Yes, I like them. Appropriate flavor, right? I mean, they are strong. My children couldn't stand this. Yes it is much. Its alot. Considering the other "chips", as Americans would call them, are terrible. This is a redeemer for the crunchy section. Best fries yet? Definitely. I just want to apologize in advance. Why is it more peanut butter? Sandwich cookies. These are huge. I like the packaging. What are you doing? Oh, that's a shame.

What do you mean? 2 missing. Yes. That's ridiculous, right? What is the point? Why did they give you all that? These look great. These are appropriate. Yes. These are the ones. That Oreo was crazy. Yes. It's like an oreo. It's exactly like an oreo. And peanut butter topping. That's really good though. It's a lot, isn't it? You wouldn't be like, you could have one or two. I don't know if I'm hungry, I would eat two packages. Well. One or two packages. They taste like a protein bar. Interesting. I think they've already eaten a lot of peanut butter and chocolate.

It is a bit boring. It's more subtle, right? It is nice. I prefer like the box of minis. Seven now, probably eight sooner, if I had these

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. Seven, 7.5 that I had before. Alright. Very specific qualification. They take grading very seriously. Next. Ja-pel-in-o. Jalapeno. I do not know how to say it. Corn and rice puff pastries. Crispy and spicy snacks made with rice with corn, quinoa and baked to perfection. How do you pronounce that? Quinoa. Wait, are they jalapenos or jalapenos? I think they are jalapenos. So why is there a j? Because it's a silent j.

If it's silent, take it out. That would make sense. Am I being stupid or what? You are not right. No, but great, great. If you were doing the language, right? Bro, you would have put a j there for no reason, right? No, but some countries pronounce it differently, that's why. They are not as spicy as real jalapenos. They smell a little cheesy to be fair. I like that one better than Cheetos or something like that. Because of the Cheetos, it seems like when you bite into them, there really isn't much to the bite. That one feels more compressed and it's like you're actually having a lot.

That's not even spicy at all. Honestly, these are pretty good. There is no flavor though. This is quite nice. I like the flavor it has. It's something of a delight. I like Cheetos but without the flavor. You can't compare it to Cheetos. I try the broccoli. Well. And it says jalapeno but it's not even spicy. Some polystyrene. I'm still eating it. Yes, okay. We haven't actually tried them. Are they okay? Yes they are good. You are simply eating. I'm assuming. They both liked it immediately. Brilliant. Alright. Hell yes. They are also light. Now you are turning into us and eating them.

I like these. I really like these. They are supposed to be high school students. Next. Dark chocolate covered marshmallows. Oh, these are tea cakes. These are tea cakes. Yes. They look like them. I will love them. Why isn't Trader Joe's in England? Why dark chocolate? Yes, dark chocolate tastes very bad. It's like an old man's chocolate. You know when your mom buys dark chocolate and you say, why did you buy dark chocolate? She says so you didn't eat it? That's smooth. These look great. Oh my days. How nice. Wow. Yes. Direct return for another one. It's like chewing like rubber.

It takes a long

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to chew. The marshmallows are much softer here. You don't need to chew them as much. Yes, it's basically a copied version of tea cakes. Well. Do you think we make better tea cakes? Yes. There are already three. Good? Four inside. Oh. What do you like about it? Chocolate, marshmallow. That's all I have to say. It makes a lot of sense. If it is not. I feel stupid for even asking. He was like, chocolate, marshmallow, idiot. What a good store. What a good store, right? It's very, I mean, we have to take you to the United States and visit it because...

It's a cheap store. It's not expensive... Yes, yes. Budget. Is this budget? I mean, imagine how big that would be. If you lived in the United States. Yes. I think that's true for all of us. I think we can safely say that we would all be twice the size. And since it's dark chocolate, it's basically healthy. Okay, next, have you heard of Bamba? He is a footballer, right? Bamba, puff pastry, peanut and corn sandwiches. It is a quite popular snack internationally. We don't really have them in the UK. These seem like unseasoned nonsense. They are like idiots.

Yes, but they don't taste like cheese. Misery. Peanut powder. No. They don't taste like anything. They don't taste like anything. There is literally no flavor in it. It does not have flavor. It's like eating a cloud. It does not taste like anything. It really is like eating porridge. They are good but they are very bland. If I hadn't read that, I'd probably know what the flavor is after eating half a package. Well. So, Joe, you could become so famous if you brought this here and to everyone. Wow. And you are a merchant, so you should come here.

You really should be trading internationally. Is Joe really a real person? Well, I mean, we just called on him, so I hope that's the case. Let us know in the comments, Joe.