RUTIN FOR RUMP | Mr. President #4

*WAPUSH* Have a good morning, guys! My name is Jacksepticeye and welcome back to MR. PREESSIIIDDDDEEENNNNTTTTT!!!! So there are some other things here that you could actually do. There's uhh... Randy Savage is down here and this looks like Stone-Cold Steve Austin? I don't know, I might be wrong. There's another wrestling thing I can do. I'm not going to do that yet. I'm going to try to finish more of these levels. "Rump's connection to Russia" *lmao* Come on, man. OK!! Let's jump in and start saving some MR. PREESSIIIDDDDEEENNNNTTTTT!!!! Oh shit. Are there three fucking? As? How the hell!?

Oh, maybe if I hit it away from him *strange noise from Jack* *blam, blam, blam* Yes, it's that simple. Why did he think he had to block three bullets? *Jack laughs* Mump, or Rump, "Rump meets Rutin-Says he's a double"...what? Oh god! I'm falling over everything *Jack starts laughing* Don't worry President, he's in good hands! Ennh, he looks a bit like him... I understand what you were going for with the whole shirt taking off thing. Oh God, where is he? Where is--!?! Ah balls! Ahh, damn, it's made of marble! Oh, my face! *XD* *boom, boom* OHH God, they're BOTH dead Okay...

So what am I supposed to do? "Push with 2" Ohhhh Am I supposed to get up? Oohhhhh-hah-hoo Image may crash! LET'S DO IT I can do it. I-I'm the best (yeah, yeah, you're Jack) Look Look ;) -- DON'T WEAR ANYTHING GO HOME *more giggling* *imitating slow motion* MISSTTEERRR PREESSIDEENNNTTT-- Okay, that's getting annoying, heh heh, I'll stop that now! *EH* *URGH* *( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)* *EUGH* *EHH* ...Did I do it? *yes* I feel like I did--! *BLAM* Ahh, FUCK OWW, Jesus Christ I mean... HE'S fine, but I have some serious emotional and physical scars! Hahaha! Uh okay, what's next? This is fun! Okay, I know I can push things, but... *blam* Am I supposed to...?

There is NO WAY you have to press enough things to be able to do JUMP UP. That CANNOT be what I have to do. I mean, it probably is. So, I'm going to try that. Why are there a lot of chairs here? Come on, you're not even going in the right direction! Oh god *rips* IS THERE enough time to do that? I don't think there is, Sally! *Determination* *Wait...* *Can I say that-* That will do it. That's enough, that's enough! :D H-- CLIMBING! *bullet* SHIT! *grunting* Ughhh, I'll murder your face AND YOUR FAMILY Rock Hard Johnson, what are you doing? *high record* That's not supposed to go there! *bleat* HEH There's not enough time.

There CANNOT be enough time to do that. What I do? *slap* OH! Oh, I got here super fast! Ah ha, hooowww! And now I'm down again *blam* What are you guys? They are kissing? "Things are getting too HOT in Russia"! SUPER HOT I did this, and then... well, I could actually block the bullet by doing that. 'Okay, I'll wait and GO!' Ahh I did it wrong Damn! *bleat* Haaaa! You are safe now! Shit, okay, HUP! I can almost get there! THIS IS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO IT D-DO, ow! Damn, OW! OUCHIES, oh God, oh, fucking things are falling on me!

I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) NOOOOOOO! I almost got it, ow my face. Also, people wonder why I keep calling him "Dick 'Rock Hard' Johnson." I'm not trying to be funny, that's what it's actually called in the game. The developers actually called it that. So I'll call it by its definition: "Aw fuck, AW SHIT Woooahhh Danny Boy, the pipes, the pipes, they're screaming HUUHH OHH NOOO YES, I'M UP, I'M UP!" Oh please, oh pl-- GET UP, GET UP! HUAH, YES, I did it!! Ha ha ha!! *sings* Dun, dun-dun dun-dun! Ohhh yeah, oh that felt good, I knew I could do it. "Live ass, what was that?" ...that?

Hahaha! Okay, I got it, Mr. President! Oh, balls. Okay, I'm going to start this again, because I ran out of time there. Oh NO, my archenemy! PRESIDENT! Hehehehe GET UP! Oh my god, it sucks. Okay, can I do this? YES, I can do that again. Fuck! I wish my head wasn't made of rubber! Come on! Come on bodyguard hhhhAH! Yes, perfect! Perfect! What do I do with this? *oh* *bleat, AGGHH* What?? I saved him!! *giggle* What was I supposed to do? ECH Well maybe I'm supposed to jump off this HAAHH, Fu-u-uck Epic slow motion chair dodging action action action - fuck Son of a bitch Why do you suck at everything?

HAAHHH! NOOO! *blam* Wait, Rump is on the ground anyway. What is he doing? Is she sucking a big cock? Do not do that! Okay, I got it, I got it, I got it, we gotta get this move out of my way. Bodyguard... WHY DID YOU FALL OHH MY GOD For a guy who calls himself 'Rock Hard' Johnson, you sure skip leg day, doncha? Ya sacck'a nipples being pierced by a BITCH, FUUCCK *gets angry* Get UH-HU-HU-HU-HU-HUP, NOO Why does he fall so easily? It's stupid!! Icandoit, Icandoit, Icandoit, oh, the chairs didn't clear *fffff* This is a fucking exercise in INSANITY Stay still, WHY are you falling?

HEH HEH HEEEHH YES *bleat* O:< I give up, I give up-- OWW, my finger got stuck Son of a bi-- I'm done *interrupted voice* SUCK my ass *Seinfeld theme plays* I wanted you to like me, game.. .*cough* I wanted you to be my FRIEND! But all you want to do is fuck with me - NOOO Sometimes a path opens up here, so you can do that Then you can go, HUP *Indescribable gibberish* I jumped, but nothing happened... well, I pressed the button but it was too late* leprechaun??* Damn That's what bothers me, is that everything is based on physics, so the damn chairs sometimes don't fall in the right order And then HE falls Look, I need to get up- - *bleat* *Grenda* HELLO, HELLO GUYS, IT'S ME!

SUCKING COCKS, HEY, HEY!! Get it, GET IT, GET IT! YEAH! THAT?? His big fucking fat turkey legs of his got in the way! *ROASTED* Ohh, I'm about to take that wig off his head and shove it right into his fucking sphincter. Oh, that's all. You're so... oh, maybe he can jump over the box. Maybe THAT'S what I'm supposed to do. Ohh no, oh, I've been doing it wrong all this time! My whole world is a lie! In the box, in the cannon... *OW SHIT* No, why did you jump again? Oh, I wasn't pressing the jump button that time, you furry bastard!

I'm holding W and you're not moving. Catch him, catch him! OMG I saved Putin *bala, AGGHHH. Jackboy's defeat* *cry, scream* This is like my hundredth try at this, and I'm not even kidding. That's not even a fucking lie. I have gotten up so many times. The chairs fall differently each time you do this. Sometimes. it falls off when you touch that, sometimes it doesn't. Sometimes he does THAT and goes too far. What am I supposed to do? The game is fighting me, the game wants me to kill me That's what it's doing, this, this is actually a torture experiment To see if you're really able to STAND...

THE SHIT YES YES PLEASE PLEASE * bullet* YEEEEEEE-HE-HEEEESSSS I've been testing that level for fifteen minutes. That doesn't seem like a long time, but when it's over, over and over again, DON'T PRESS R. Don't press R, yeah. !! NOW we can move on, FINALLY Good Lord! I don't even care what I have to do in this one. What do I have to do, heh heh... *bullet* Oh God, do I have to go here? How is THIS going to work? Look, now you're relying on the shit of your own game... to help you get through the levels *bullet* Like you have to bounce off things and fail a little on your way there?

That's really annoying! AHH God, that's not how you sit in chairs, bro! You have to sit with your shoes down! *boot?* *like a PC?* HAH. And uh, hu-HEH HEH lalLALELULLul Look, I'm trying to make the jelly physics work. Why are there barrels there? They- They must be there for a reason ♪ I found a reason to tieeesseee ♪ *laughs* Is there a reason? FACK If you fall off the stage, you can't do anything, what kind of... I went against them! And he decided to become fucking OctoDad! I'm going to burst a blood vessel... all over my brain! Playing this FUCKING GAME!

HUAH See what I mean, physics is fucked! There is no consistency in anything and it makes it super difficult HhhhEEEHH *Inhales* WOOOSHY BOOSH Let's knock over the chairs. EHH YES. Please. Please, why did you have to land spread-eagled on those? Damn! Okay, so if I throw the chairs... ...it gives me a be-- ohh noooo, I'm throwing everything on the floor... It gives me a better chance of getting up. And up. And up! And UUP NOOOO My leg. Yeah!! *blam* FUUUUU-HU-HA-HA-AACCKKK Hua ha ha ha! That was so close! Ohhhh whyyyy WHY PUTIN, WHY *cries* Oh my god, that's the closest I've been so far.

That was good. That was very good. Son of a bitch... I'm not mad. Well? I'm not mad (lmao) Okay? Oh no, what did I do? I took it too far *( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)* It's not too far, it's never too far Yes, get up, get up, get up, get up! *blam* Daaaa-ha-ha! Push you and then go in slow motion, because I don't have the... Oh God! Oh God! What happened to your legs? Oof NOOOOOO If you could cooperate-- ohhhh faack That doesn't have the h-- Oh, shit. He no longer has the height. Alright. Okay, okay, push this. Heeeeeh Push the chairs out-- Don't fall Stay there... like a good boy-- FFFFFF *bleat* WoooOOOO WOOOOO I LOVE IT I LOVE WHEN A PLAN COMES TOGETHER OHH I'm not even distraught or angry or upset or suicidal .

Everything's fine *pyrocynical?* That didn't do anything... *exhales* Seriously, I'm going to smash a glass on my head. I'm going to burst-- You're going to see my eyeball pop out of my skull *Jesus Christ* I already have this. I have this! I g-- *DEEP BREATHS* I HAVE THIS *bullet* I DON'T HAVE THIS. She dies while watching fucking Putin flex too. Is there a worse fate in the world? Kay, come THIS side because there are no things on this side There are no other chairs to knock me over Oh God oh God, Oh God No HhhAAAAAAHHH *pleading* Please, please!

Please, please *congratulations* AHHH It's so beautiful!! *laughs* Ohhh, I'm so blessed, I'm so lucky... Baaahhh motherfuckers Ohh God, I almost pressed R again Oh, thank GOD! Oh! Oh the levels, they get so difficult! Oh! How many more levels are there? Don't know. Is that vomit on the floor? No, it seems like... what is it? It looks like a thing from the moon. It's like you put paper on the moon and start shading it with a colored pencil *giggles* Okay! Well, I'm going to leave this episode of Mr. President here... oh. Hopefully the next levels aren't TOO difficult, or TOO complex, because my god, that...

That literally made me want to just *POP* and throw away. I take off my nipples and throw them at the kids *ew* Oh God, ANYWAY Thank you all so much for watching this episode. If you liked it, HIT the like button in the face LIKE A BOSS AND high five everywhere WA-PISH WA-PISH But thank you all and I'll see you all... in the next video! *OUTRO MUSIC *OUTRO MUSIC* I feel like I just went boxing with Mike Tyson... *( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o)*