(RIP) - EVERY TIME TRISHA PAYTAS WAS ON DAVIDS VLOGS

What did the paintings mean to you in the other house, okay I think you're going to like this one, we made it to look nice, I guess Jason hates all your paintings, well guess what Jason will never propose to you if he's an animal. David, I swear to God. I want to say I'll break up with you but I know in my heart I need you wide open your eyes open your eyes nothing what the hell I hate it I love it open your eyes oh wow this is really good oh my god holy this wall is huge this is good you like I like it you're going to keep it yes I'm going to keep it, oh wait, do you want me to bother?

No, this is all. Oh my god, I love it. Do you like it? I love it. Come see your room. David Loki is in love with you, Zayn and Brandon. Like you three are in love with something weird, we're all three muska queers, what is it that Jason does in bed that no other person has been able to do like no other partner has been able to do? That's a weird question, stay there for eight months yeah, I think when the jokes are actually true, why is Jason the only one who stays that long? I don't know, I'm the most desperate.

That's why there is something very wrong with me. Jason Nash when asked why he is still with Trisha. Answer seriously, there is something wrong with me. I'm not trying to hurt your feelings. I'm just trying to be real. What is the difference between Trisha and your other partners? If I walked in here right now, I was like baby, I want. like put a rope around your neck and hang you from the seventh floor while I beat you up, you know she'd be like, okay baby, I'd love to be hung from there, that would be it the other day you said you would do it. have sex with me oh yeah oh god yeah she's back at it she does it to make sure I'll have sex with her that night when she said it was like I'm David and now I'm cool not with her. tonight

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you can't say you're going to have sex with jason's friends why but why

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how would you feel if i was going to have sex with your friends which friends i don't like this joke which one trisha doesn't like I know I don't I have friends because I don't have them.

It was crazy what happened to you in there. It turned into a small door. You're like a cool, cool guy all the

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and then you surrounded yourself with naked girls that you didn't seem to be. you're a stripper yeah how many random guys did you have sex with at the starter club? Yeah, not that many, maybe like a hundred, oh Jesus, this is the part that if you were watching David's vlog you wouldn't see it, but I'm here I can't stop walking I think I took a PCB this weekend What are you waiting for? What did you say?

Who is giving you parts? I know it's like a New York thing. I don't think it's a New York thing. It's a jail thing, Trisha. I took PCP this weekend. I actually don't know to make it clear to the viewers. I don't know, but yeah, I think I went to a lot of Broadway plays. Why where did you go to the PCP theater? I am the people who are there and look for you. something to eat, don't say anything weird to David while I'm inside, I'll show up like a dick, yeah, don't suck on a stick, wouldn't that be so fun?

Although, really, no, it wouldn't be fun. I'd be gutted, I'll just walk in on you, bye Jason, just when I thought there was no possible way more people would sleep with you. Now

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one in the world can officially sleep with you. Ready for Walmart. Trisha, who are you dressed as people? From Walmart, this is Trisha's new Lamborghini, who she knew that sucking cock would get you this. Most of it comes from sucking and dicking, right, that's true. I would suck a lot more if she could get a ranger during the night. Where are you putting the gum?

Oh great. You have a little gum do you think you are much better than other people because you have this car now? It's not because of the car. I'm here with America's top hooker, Trisha Payton, can I title this video? The prostitute buys a nice car, yes, really. Yeah, okay, it's more of a Click Hooker, although that's your only concern. Are you happier since you bought a Lamborghini? No, actually I feel a little sad because I don't like it, it feels like 2006 again. We'll be out here playing, do you stink? david's cock for a lamborghini i would just do it yes yes but it's less for the lamborghini more from what i said do you think jason has a big penis he feels huge now he feels big i can't say honestly i think he's gotten bigger since that I met him last year 100 like I'm not even kidding it's not his penis you're just cringing oh my god what if it's actually something I think it is?

Could you shoot it at about 90? I am going to jump. Today Jason and I have decided to take you two to a meeting with one of the top porn producers in the United States. If they were like dom, we will give them a hundred thousand. Will they shoot a porn movie tomorrow? I don't know, it's a bit daring. Traditionally good for a lunch and a place to stay. I don't have a bra today, so I'm ready. Great, we're definitely not going to film today. You didn't wear a bra today because you never go to the corner, yeah baby what is it? moving on to that top price, hey, that's my girl, we're halfway through entertainment.

Is this your first encounter with a porn company? No, you've been working here for what, 28 years, 20 years, so you probably saw Trisha like 24 years ago, yeah, hi. Oh, okay, how are you okay? How are you? I'm David, I'm Stephen Stephen. Nice to meet you, how long have you been in the porn business? This is Steven Hirsch aka the king of porn, he is the founder of Vivid Entertainment and has an estimated net worth of over $100 million. You made the Kim Kardashian sex tape like you distributed it. Yeah, wow, that's where we need to be prepared. Do you need a big penis to be a porn star?

No, you definitely said it, thanks for your

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. How much would you pay Tricia up front for porn? You know, I don't know, probably somewhere fifty thousand dollars, something like that, I'll take it, we have to negotiate, but I think we have to watch the video and remember that it has to be a good hour you know it can't be how do you feel about those 15 seconds? Sophie will try to shoot the handcuffs in three two one fire ricocheted where did she go? where is the arrow? where did the arrow bounce? ah, damn, why don't you surprise me and Jason with things like this?

Would you like that to be my dream come true, Trisha, what would you do, uh, I, no, that's not the question now that you met Jason's father, who would you have sex with? him if he didn't know jason yeah yeah what if you met jason jason what about you what's up with trisha's mom oh, i was dreaming about her mom the other night stop that, that's so gross, you're five different people i'm just literally talking about my dad we are at my high school right now we are I love this I love it I love high school they make me horny I mean not because of the kids with the teachers I didn't see you in a 7th grade science class today I'm sorry teacher I'm running with this fool over here hello mister ricky hey how's it going david he's not my boyfriend even though I only like real men hey it looks like you're really full this summer wait maybe you shouldn't be groping her outside my high school hey ,

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one could use a girl like you in the volleyballs jason is surprising trisha with tickets to hamilton these are ten thousand dollar tickets the show is in puerto rico oh my god, I don't want to do this I don't want to do this take out the hands jason momoa my sister said that but I already met him yes, but have you ever held his balls in your hand?

Well, you probably know how hard it is to look at anything. movie with famous actors because you can't enjoy anything with her she says oh here we go surprise ok it's an envelope open it yes open it holy now comes the hard part you guys have to stay together it's nice to see. You crowd of happiness, Trisha and Jason are trying on my new merch which is sexy, let's post sexy. How about Jason come out for this? It seems like his kids just left town and you guys are like a baby, let's have fun from now on.

I want you to do my merch because I've never seen anyone with so much lint coming out of their belly button oh oh girl it looks like we have a new shipment dog it's that real oh my god it's like a general electric dryer real game trisha how do you think we do the merch so cheap? Trisha's new karaoke set just arrived this time. It's wireless. Tricia. When do you sing the most when I feel alone? Yes, everyone says she looks better in person, like she's much younger. and if he's handsome or awesome he looks better in person yeah oh man I'd love to meet him someday what do you think of Jonah's penis?

I haven't looked at why you know what I can say. People look better naked 100% without clothes. They look so much better okay that's enough I just want to take his clothes off and start an orgy he doesn't care look look at joe he just doesn't care look how big his balls are get out of here it's for david's vlog give him a shit What is perverted? What did Jason say? We were playing a game and Jason said, "If you could have sex with any girl, who would you have sex with?" I don't really look at guys like that, I thought it was cool, but what about your group of friends?

He is like David. That's not what happened at all. David David, come on, come on, don't leave this, baby, how did you get here? You called the front desk so I had an extra key oh yeah yeah you're okay I actually had sex on a school bus a few times actually how old were you, 18 oh my god you were in school high school, a bus driver, are you kidding me?, yes, before, after school. before yes and then no, I didn't, what do you mean before, like he picked you up first after he wasn't a saint, that's right, yes, trisha, you're one, he wasn't anymore, come on, talk, look at the ring? there's no ring america no no no no no no it's okay look at trisha's suit what is this thing how much is this thirteen hundred dollars thousand three hundred dollars it's a t-shirt with a collared shirt attached it looks like you killed jason and you're still me likes to try to retain it, buy you at Ferrari.

I'll do anything. I will be your best for a year. Are you serious? Put a lot of money on a Ferrari. You will buy from me for 100. In fact, I can make that happen. You can't run up to Trisha with this video and be like Jason said. Jason said. Damn Trisha can you help me with my video? You would do anything for me. Can you and Jason have a threesome with Tana? I think she is holy. Oh my God, can you come? Okay, Hi Tana, we're in desperate times because you're here, this is our ass, you know?

Although I like, sure, sure, whatever, it's fine, because I like that you're about to invite me over. Not well. Would you ever do something with Jason and Trisha? More than ever I've had a threesome. I'm saving to get married. How do you feel about Jason wanting to have a threesome with you, but why Jason and I because he likes broken girls? she she loved what trisha said how she reacted she said oh my god you're so sweet everything's okay