Meeting My Mom's Boyfriend *I THINK HE'S A THIEF AND A CHEATER!*

thank you nicole you really know how to make a girl shine strawberry you look like a little oompa loompa rebar orange hope you're not wearing that shade of purple on the beach because it looks like you made out with an eggplant ah wait a second ganache and me love baba ganoush delicious you look great straws there's no such thing as too tan for the holidays i have the glow tan package because i want to glow for the boys at the beach i hope you're both packed because the plane leaves at 6 oh wait you can't make it late to private.

I'll tell the pilot we need more time. By the way, can we just stop at the mall? I have to get a bikini with smaller straps. I want to get out of here and be on the beach, okay? well I just won't wear one then it won't be the first time you know the weatherman said there's going to be a storm tonight Rebecca shut up I don't need your negativity you can stay home girls imagine in 15 hours. I'll be on the beaches of Hawaii looking at hot shirtless guys. Can you say aloha? I am the pilot.

Hello. Hello, like Pete. Make sure there is Fijian water on the plane. But are we flying private? It's drizzling outside. Are you sure our trip is? canceled canceled do you know how much this shine cost me? What am I going to wear at home? how rude the meteorologist is, doesn't he know who you are? cinnamon, so unfair, take off your strawberry tan, let's spend Christmas here, great, I have to go take a A five-hour shower isn't that amazing at Christmas time. Why should I dress? I'm not going to Hawaii anymore. Nobody will come. Just tell the chef to make me some low-carb, gluten-free macaroni and cheese.

No, wait. Get mad you can go to Hawaii after New Years rich people don't go to Hawaii after New Years people are going to

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I went because it was cheaper Well I have some exciting news that will cheer you up What have you organized my louboutins by price? Like I've been asking you not to, but your dad is coming home tonight for Christmas, what dad is coming home, I haven't seen him in weeks, I miss him so much, he's a Christmas miracle and he has a lot of gifts for you, okay, Christmas Eve . dinner is back, go tell the chef to prepare a delicious meal, set the table and steam my rent Oscar, I have to prepare and do it well, isn't it just lovely?

Our girls have been best friends for so long. It's about time we got together wow Beth you look stunning tonight, what about me, what about you, who is that hunk of a man? Thank you very much for inviting us to spend Christmas Eve. Yes, it's very nice that you invite us to your house. We should have bought him a vacuum cleaner for Christmas so dusty can you stop oh thank you for this gift it is so great I also brought you this Indian dish very delicious oh thank you chancho for these spicy balls they are called pakoras made with chickpeas and a lot of green chili how sweet of you really no you really had to do it patty is here hey boobs you look so cute i know oh it's ready i hope you like the dark one i love ducks i give them their stale roti in the park it's better for them to eat it than me oh no, silly, no a duck in a park a braised duck with blueberry glaze you're eating the ducklings ew duck my favorite oh um beth actually we're vegetarians mom I've told you a million times ew I'm so sorry there might be tofu in the freezer let me check what is tofu it's like paneer but not as tasty I thought I was going to have a good dinner tonight wow princess I know all the food is ready how many plates do we have five plates five plates I said six plates excluding the palette cleanser I want dad to be impressed with the Christmas Eve dinner I made for you relax cinnamon of course you'll be impressed I should be here soon I'm really excited let me check out the decorations so it's time to get my Christmas bonus thanks guys for coming I wanted to be full for when dad gets home thanks for inviting us cinnamon yes I was going to wear this outfit on the plane to Hawaii but since it was canceled I'm not going to waste it so here it is oh I can see her nipples and we all have them sticking out of the nipple rodra you look like licorice shut up blueberry lo I'm sorry, I had to bring my sister with me, my mom said we need to spend more quality time this holiday season, she came back from this wellness thing to retire and she owns gushing and stuff, oh, she's also a nudist now, which It is disturbing because it is strangely frayed.

Okay, what is nudist when people are naked in public? Wow, that's great, no, what are you doing? I wanted to wear something more outrageous. but Raj here stopped me he's the jealous type he wants his wife all to himself yeah that's the reason don't worry baby my eyes are only for you hey cinnamon do you have a mistletoe? Not for you guys I'm so excited for you to have the best cinnamon dinner what's the chef doing? Ask him, okay, oh, I also have to leave at nine, yeah, I have to be home for a while, spend some time with my family.

We might as well go to our uncles' house after this, besides, I'm not wasting this outfit. I need to make sure as many people as possible see it, even though I know my relatives talk bad behind my back, do what, you know everything, everyone, oh I knew it, you probably talked behind my back too. Not everyday? Are you kidding? That's very strange. Don't be dark. I really do not care. They leave early because my dad will be home. That's very nice for you. Cinnamon. I'm really happy for you. I'm so happy I don't even care about rhubarb he brought Raja here without asking me why daddy is going home yay hey blueberry muffin I'll see you or you won't have eyes in two minutes what's wrong you're the jealous one whoa Those are wonderful photos I bet that you have extra copies, dad, it was a joke, relax, you know, the photographer actually did it for free, well, not quite.

I have a photo of a playmate from 1973. She is naked. Nobody cares. Save it. mother, you promised you wouldn't bring that up in front of our guests, it's very interesting that they showed you doors on the wall for everyone to see. I like to keep my products behind closed doors for her eyes only. They should be behind corral doors. That? Nothing, I wanted to say, how lucky I am. Oh, so I'm lucky. They haven't been able to see each other's toes since we got married. There is only one permanent dent in the sofa. I call it the largest crater in the world.

Can you guys? Please stop, it's Christmas Eve, what do you say? I was just complimenting the wall or trying to be polite. Wow, you two are absolutely wild. It must be your Aunt Gigi calling. I'm so sorry, forgive me, hello. Oh, you again, don't you

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it's real? I'll call you during Christmas dinner, barbarian, oh, it's my dad, how do you know? Don't be smart with me, how's your 20 year old sweat? Look at that, no wonder she's always in our house, she wants a strong father figure close to her, really, why not? Don't you come here so I can give you the bad father award?

Go ahead and claim your prize mom, give me the phone. The idiots on the phone, I mean your father. Hello Dad. Will we still be there tomorrow? You have to really work on Christmas Day. No, I totally understand, it's okay, I love you very much, so I'll see you next time, that man, that horrible man, pass me the wine, yes, of course, let me pour you a glass, beautiful lady, not the glass, the bottle, yeah, pass me that bottle when you're done, okay, let's hang out here tomorrow, eat a cinnamon roll, oh, now I remember cinnamon, rhubarb, cinnamon, I need to eat, I'm getting so dizzy.

All I had today was a Chicago deep dish pizza with banana split. five corn dogs and a stick of cloves um, so the pink hair is genetic because she always copies my style no, no, yes, you're a copycat, don't call me, the food smells divine, it really works, what are you doing ? waiting for dad it's really already like 8:30. Wasn't he supposed to be here at eight? Being late is a genetic trait. Everyone waits for Rodríguez, but Rodríguez waits for no one. Wouldn't that mean you wouldn't wait? for your dad because you're rodriguez and they expect no one shut up you want me to kick you out of my house I didn't even want to come it's true cinnamon is always late once she was so late for my tenth birthday that she didn't even show up at your 10th birthday party, You peed in the rhubarb at the pool, I wish I hadn't gone either, let me see Donny, you know what to do, I'll distract you and you go to Canela's room and see.

What dirt can you find on him, so cinny, how is that giant of yours growing? In fact, I've lost three pounds, can't you tell? You look fabsony honestly, if you want my personal trainer oh my god she's going somewhere I'm not. I think she is too good, she stops playing the arrangement, she has to look perfect, I don't know how many times I have kept saying this. I'm waiting for everything to go on sale on the 26th, right? What time do you think is appropriate to go out? I don't know, but I'm full. It was delicious macaroni and cheese.

Can you prepare them at home? No, that's disgusting, I also bought this ornament for your tits because she reminds me of you. I love it, he's a Big Mac and I put it here, but he opens our gift, we got you. Yes please, I wonder what it could be the quicker you open it. faster can I go wow an Indian sheet oh no, it's actually a lenga my mom bought it in India how come they didn't bring me a gift? Is beautiful. Thank you. I'm going to put it right next to the earrings. I bought it last year.

Those weren't earrings. They were cherries. Indian bankers. Oh yeah, of course, whatever this is going to prove to me, it'll be fun. You should have bought me one of those outfits, but with half the fabric, is there more wine? I already had that's enough just one more I said that's enough did you give me another gift oh what look guys I'm an educated mom you look so beautiful you look amazing beth oh thank you wow you look beautiful oh actually you look more charming than usual you should take a photo and put it on your wall and then remove them.

I should have a favorite session in this now we teach you how to dance she is a very good dancer I must say yes I am the best come on The girls dance too you are better than their dad so can we eat? Dad is almost here, you don't know how to say this, but well, your father boarded the flight, but the flight is going to Japan, yes, I'm really sorry, he said. He will try very hard to come for New Year's, although you see, the

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in Japan is very important. He's going to win $50 million, which means more gifts for you and more bonuses for me.

I guess we can eat, so we went in for nothing. The hawks in a box pack their food, it's okay, you all are free to go home to your families, we don't have to leave the cinnamon, we can still go out, Merry Christmas, I said, leave my boot, baby, let me put the bed down for you, come. in robot, come on, yeah, oh this is heavy, I hate her but I feel a little bad, whatever it is, let's go to Aunt Betty's house for her Christmas party. I have to show this outfit, you know, don't be sad, why am I alone?

Christmas I know your father hasn't been home for three Christmases but just go away I want to be alone maybe it's dad and he's here to surprise me no Lucianica hello cousin what the hell are you doing here you're not going to leave me Hello everyone, raja, Look how beautiful this bb-8 product is. If you want to get your own, go to www.bv8shop.com, it's a really nice Christmas gift.