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Duck Dynasty: Si’s “Jungle Jelly” to Get Rid of Beaver Dam

Duck Dynasty: Si’s “Jungle Jelly” to Get Rid of Beaver Dam
hmm what what is that what is it grapes no grapes ain't that big walnuts catfish bait thought it may have been grape but rotten beef jerky ain't grapes too big to be grapes hey grapes it smells like crap bingo phil this isn't yours is it no that comes from a

beaver

here's the thing when

beaver

s start coming around it's all hands on deck why did you bring the dung to the office so i could teach you about how to track a varmint he could have just called and told us you have to have a visual problem with these boys is you just can't tell them you have to give them a visual cue just call me phil follow the dung robinson in law it's called habeas corpus as in show me the body with beavers it's habeas dungus show me the dung what i need boys is a few good men for a beaver hunt in the morning who's volunteered oh i mean i'm definitely in yeah i love poop i'll do it good work jeff i'm in mullet mansion what are you doing here y'all ready to help me out i can't i got to take bella to karate practice huh hey you had grief what about you two heavy ones you boys no no no well these two are starting to work hey we live with it we got a pretty good crew in the morning be ready to go tell you're leaving your yeah you can have it john luke take that yeah beaver dung up ahead they're here yep i smell them he smelled them boys it'll lead you to the beaver dam just follow the dung what a beaver dung means is that you have located bieber well they don't like me and i don't like them either what's left of them so the feeling is mutual right feeling is neutral beavers eat entire trees what do you do if you own a bunch of land you say i don't want to see this all turned into dead snags why would they all might even make a beaver that is a good question i've talked with them to try to get them to understand it but uh they won't work with me therefore it's about fool with us when you die you follow their dog and put a bullet in their head look here boys all y'all got to do is find the living room for me and then i'll introduce him to my little friend here that mayhaw

jelly

okay yeah that's what it looked like but hey this is what we call a numb napalm so why did you put that in with the dynamite dynamite is explosive and so is this

jungle

jelly

we're talking about two very unstable things together three if you count a dynamite hey look if you blown up one beaver down you know i you could have blown up a million of them that's why you got to keep things instant okay we have instability on one leg instability on another leg being held together by the most unstable man i know that's right me danger that is the spice of life and there's nothing more dangerous than my homemade

jungle

jelly napalm this is to blow something up with it'll keep you on your toes all right look and if you don't watch it it'll blow your toes clean off we figured to have us a big fireball going here boys all we have to do is follow the dung you all ready yeah let's go let's go hey you think we are to divide that napalm from the dynamite now well well well yep there's the mother of all baby dams we have hit the motherlove the problem boys before beaver dams go okay look you may come up on one it's a one-room cabin another one okay maybe a two-room cabin how many beavers does it take to construct something like this and this one here hey we're talking about a palace some of them like luxury looks like the death star it's like castle grayskull don't want to be in the water okay that's the low rent district okay this is the sophisticated beavers okay pretty good one ain't that yup that's a good one there that's what i'm saying that's exactly what i'm talking about do you realize y'all do that anymore do what do what you're repeating everything phil says why do you do that why do you always repeat that let's do this well we're gonna do this or not see you did it again you did do it again it's starting to get on my nerves it's been getting on my nerves hey y'all both lost y'all's mind are we gonna blow this thing or we're gonna sit here and talk about it oh we're gonna blow it all right boom balloon john luke let's get to dynamite hey when we come up on the beaver dam like that at first there's a little bit of old note but that quick alternative oh yeah because i get to use dynamite today get psy away from the dynamite i'll get the nape on board well you don't get the dynamite need the napalm there's no better feeling because hey it makes me feel like dino might hold this like you would a young baby bird remember it's harmless as long as you're a couple hundred yards away from it so how'd you bring that spool of safety fuse i don't know nothing about no safety fuse i asked you if you had some you said yes i'll bring it you don't remember that conversation i do not recall that i said i'll bring the dynamite you bring the safety fuse now i'll say them two don't go together if you bring the dynamite you got to bring everything that goes with it we had a conversation about i don't recall that conversation let me get this right you don't remember that conversation no nobody brought the safety fuse no have i got to do everything if you're going to do everything you got to start by doing something it's actually a good point son no i could just go to town and buy a roll of fuse hey look all you got to do is put napalm all over the down light it then hey it'll take care of the dynamite but how would you set the napalm off well we could just rambo it what do you mean there are three people in my life that i have taken combat advice from the lord almighty my dad and john rambo fire arrow four words flaming arrow dynamite right where i've been waiting for this day a long time you know you've seen the olympics yeah the problem was he missed and had to fake light it huh yeah it didn't work legolas could do it who he's an elf you somebody like her christmas elf nope who are you talking about legolas where does he live see you've never watched lord of the rings i say we just go for it well we don't have much choice really i'm getting the napalm boris what's the worst thing that could happen we could all die let's do it all right boys light it lighten it up slit safety off i can't believe it you missed that whole beaver down legolas could do it maybe that's some faulty napalm hey i don't think you hit it ah you can't even see for bags i think i peed my pants a little oh kept painting his pants that's all it took with some dynamite and some precision shooting did you notice the flame on it thanks to yours truly and the j-e-l-o oh no well wait oh okay all right okay what a little secondary there that was a beaver blowing up yeah he got to it well the flame and arrow came through i feel like i'm ready for the hunger games now hey look speaking of that i'm hungry yeah i could eat a bite yeah there's always room for napalm boys mission accomplished you
duck dynasty si s jungle jelly to get rid of beaver dam

Source : Duck Dynasty