I Opened Uber with Fighter Jets

Today I will become an Uber driver and at the end of this video I will go pick up someone in a

fighter

jet. The first Uber ride will be a kart. Each vehicle will get crazier until the end. video we have a police escort 38 I think the tires are going to fall off this is the best Uber in the city that's where our van is oh I can't believe we made it this far with a police escort we have to pick up for Sydney excuse me, right? Is it you, Sydney, yeah, this is your ride, oh no, I ordered a Toyota like a gray Toyota, the Toyota wasn't like us, I didn't have it, okay, no, I think I'll call someone else?

Are you sure I'm going to pass, sorry, yeah. I'm going to have to cancel it. This isn't going to be as easy as I thought it would be. Oh, I just got a ride. Our boy is here. Hi Jeff Frick, yes. It's just yeah, I'm here for your Uber, I don't have time for this, come on, come on, you can put your groceries right here, bro, and you're going through the apartment complex right down the street, yeah, yeah, okay, brilliant. You're actually filming a YouTube video right now, oh yeah, yeah, okay, you know, we're only eight minutes away from your destinations, yeah, yeah, you might want to put the bags away, we're about three minutes away from your home. right, have you ever crossed a red line before, well this happens so no, we're just chilling, it's a legit thing, are you throwing a party?

I am, yes, can I have some? Give me that case. I'll think about it. This is your place, yeah, okay, I appreciate the ride, man, if you want to give me five stars, that would be great. I'll give you a bag of chips, yeah, oh thanks man, I appreciate it, you got a good one too. No way that actually works, big hit on our first Uber ride. I bought a bag of chips. We have upgraded to a snow cone truck. Yeah, look at these kind of snow cones. Come in, we're about to pick up John. Uber for John.

No this isn't your Uber no I'm sorry I can't do that thank you okay though yeah just cancel that we're okay I just have to say you're okay when you're not really okay we have to pick up for Jim , I think it's him up here, yes, it could be him, how are you doing? Uber for Jim, yes I know it was listed as a Toyota but we have a snow cone vehicle okay what do you think? Of course, let's do it and then we can make them snow cones along the way. Oh wow, how's it going well?

How are you doing? Well, going to the park. 10 minutes away, that's right, right, okay, awesome, okay, we're moving. Wait guys, keep your arms and feet on the vehicle at all times. 4.7 miles, guys, we'll be there in eight minutes. Alright? So, you are on our YouTube channel. Wow, I didn't expect this today. I know they were expecting a Toyota. Camry to pick them up I need you to rate the snow cone seven out of ten seven out of ten not bad being an Uber driver it's so awkward I'm still talking or am I being annoying I really hope we get five stars okay guys? here, thanks guys, have a good time, guys, things I've experienced.

I just dropped off our passengers, hopefully they can reach five stars and then the friend takes his kid, yeah, okay, okay, oh they left the snow, yeah, it's because you guys did. I didn't put enough power into it, it went through two men, I bought this on eBay, let me show you this is the steering wheel, these are nice tires, a big engine, of course, it's got something to talk about there because that's me in my final form . Let's see if anyone will give us a ride so I'll pick up Destiny in this furry purple furry car oh I have one this one is right down the street Uber for Destiny yeah yeah I know the car is a little weird but come on, so going to the coffee shop down the street uh yeah, okay, are these teeth, yeah, they are, it's like a monster, a big furry purple monster, have you ever been in a furry car? before, uh, not at all, actually, Uber, yeah, yeah, let's wait, what are you doing?

I think you like the car, yes, it stinks when it rains, everything gets dirty and you have to clean it, there are many different ways, you have no problem here, enjoy your day, you too, it's okay, I'm sorry it's so noisy, sometime you need an Uber. just call the Toyota Camry he'll come pick you up hey don't hit the side thanks bro listen to my own ears I gotta listen to Fred here he is around the corner we're in the mystery van aren't we ? Well guys, pick up Fred, he's cool, yeah, I guess we could do that, we have to go anyway, okay, there's no seats here, so this is what it's like in the back of a mystery van, you got many fire extinguishers, yes, them.

They said they were Scooby Snacks, okay, we're about six minutes from all of you's destination, so how many guys did you pick up today? We have collected quite a few. In fact, we've been doing a lot of other vehicles. I just did a NASCAR. I mean, it was great, it was pretty scary, okay guys, we're here at HEB, Heidi, we appreciate it, give us five stars, we'll see you all, we'll see you guys have a good time guys, big hit, okay guys, We have a police car for the next Uber ride, but what the passenger doesn't know, we are going to play a prank by arresting someone on the way, we have a police car, we are going to pick up our Uber guy, he says It's right down the street, Fernando. this is my Uber, yeah, a special ride for you, definitely not what I'm used to, but okay, I see on the app that you're trying to go to Walmart, yeah, okay, cool, we can go there, it's like one of those. um, like game shows, uh, no, you know, trying to get five stars, well this isn't something I watch every day, to be honest, but we're going fast, so you'll probably still make it, here's him , right here, that's the guy I have to answer this is the weirdest I've ever been oh yeah, no, this is definitely weird no, no, no man, he's arresting him, he actually arrested him, oh, is he coming here ?

Are you serious right now? These are too strict, man, yeah, sorry. That's right, I guess we'll go to Walmart uh, turn right here, yeah, please get here quick guys, a lawyer, don't mess around talking to him, they're just going shopping. I guess, oh, I'm not going shopping, this is it. so much better than shopping oh so it's five stars I don't know about five thanks for joining our indescribable uh LLC Uber thingy uh thanks guys yeah no problem hey can you open my door? I can't reach it, this is the next one. vehicle is a fire truck pretty sure this thing is like 50 or 60 feet long we're going to pick someone up on an Uber ride this thing is huge James is browsing right now we just rented a fire truck to pick up our The next customer should arrive in about five minutes.

Can I look for my girlfriend? We are entering the parking lot. What would you do if you called an Uber and a fire truck pulled up? I would probably get on, I mean, once a day. opportunity of a lifetime I think I see it hello excuse me ma'am we have an Uber sorry we couldn't come in the Ford okay what she said said not okay well thank you why would you turn down an offer to get it picked up in a fire truck this would be the Coolest Uber in the world I could never be an Uber driver this job is so uncomfortable James said we have another passenger How's the weather there?

It's good that we have another passenger oh yes, oh we are it's not like I'm there, excuse me ma'am, it's obvious, are you Arya? Yes, I know we were supposed to be in a Ford Explorer, but we have this, okay, are you serious? Wow, okay, I've never been on a fire truck before, I didn't try. to give people new experiences in our company Uber, go on a trip in a really big fire truck, okay, very bumpy ride, are there seat belts? Oh yes, of course, it's all about safety on the fire truck, this is about to blow my mind off.

Oh my God, someone rejected us earlier. I don't know why, seriously, this should be the best thing in the world. This is my childhood dream. Fulfill dreams and follow orders. Can we go set it on fire somewhere? Do you know if? there's a call we're gonna have that's your hat right right right there yeah you look terrible without a hat technically we qualify as Uber XL oh oh I'm not losing my hat not like you said you started do. hip-hop and I were making salsa, yeah, no, salsa, really, yeah, yeah, like tortilla, we're almost at your location, almost very wide turn.

Ah, that's a sidewalk, it will definitely give you a star where we can fly because you didn't dance salsa. okay, five stars, I've done this before, who's done this before, can't judge me, thank you, thank you very much, do well, one star, your dancing is a star, Don Dassidy, from that woman, great success, why did you not tell me? Upstairs sorry, you just have to look at yourself the next person that comes in we will offer the

fighter

plane we are five minutes away we are going to pick up Victor, hey Victor, yes, Uber, yes sir, okay, how are you?

Come on, man, hey, right? Keep in mind we have a camera we are just filming a group of people we pick up today okay yeah no problem so your house is 33 minutes from here yeah I have to offer you something that is that and it will sound a bit. crazy and you probably won't believe me, which is totally fine, but what if I told you I could take you home in 10 minutes? I don't see how you could do that, but I'm sure you're really up for it, let's do it. Yes, okay, I have something for you, this is the monkey.

I need you to put this on, uh, okay, I'll get you home as quickly as possible. It's okay, my friend, we are here. I have a pilot here for you. They're about to put you in one of these fighter planes, okay, wow, how do you feel about that? Is he still waiting for you? Let's do it, yes, totally. Come on, cue, Top Gun music is a joke, it's copyrighted, this is good luck, thanks, okay. This is a crazy Uber driver, it's some kind of Uber ride, this will be the fastest super ride ever. I hope you know that I am afraid of heights, Victor, how are you doing well, sir?

How are you doing? well, the weather is good, good rest. come on, the wheels are off, it's okay, I hope you give us five stars on Uber, you're okay, yeah, I'm okay, awesome and anyway, where's our destination? Where are we supposed to go? We'll take me home, Jesus Christ, oh man, this is it. best day of my life amazing I love it I'm glad I was here thank you man I appreciate it 400 kilograms of fuel and we're included landing three six that was the best thing ever welcome home Victor thank you sir it just happened to be in the neighborhood three six cabs until November, so how much do I tip on an Uber ride like this?

Well, whatever you're comfortable with, then tell your friends that yes sir, I'll give you a great Uber review, awesome.