The Legendary World of Spyro Games - Caddicarus

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I want to cover every Spyro game known. every handheld and main console is a good idea oh no look who it is it's him it's Simon the door yeah of course I was going to talk about Spyro when I hit 1 million subscribers. I've only been promising that since your Labrador was born. he's dead now, there's a reason I've avoided anything to do with Spyro until now because he's easily the most requested thing I've had to talk about on my channel since I started it, so here's to saving it. for something special I always told myself it's not purple prince yet I'll save you a million so come on guys let's get it out Spyro it's finally time to save money on my mom's hip replacement and let's be honest y'all They love Spyro, that's why he was So I ask: who doesn't love him?

Do not do it? Jesus, exactly, the thing is, while I don't want to get too excited, there are a lot of Spyro

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out there that I could make several videos about. We're far away. beyond the days of 2012 and me only covering the first three

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for us, no, I'm gone, so for this special I'm going to stick to the main console games and the main handheld games, I'll go over each and every one of them. them chronologically and then I show you why Spyro games make me wood, the first part purple is gay, so first of all, no matter if you like Spyro or hate him, you can't deny the iconic status of this art box, this color scheme, this art style, it's so PlayStation, it's perfect.

I would change something about it Why is the story of Spyro 1 that the press has gone to the Dragon Kingdoms to interview the dragons about a miserable old Boyle known as the nasty Nork and they decide to make fun of him on live television ? Also, a real Kanye West one-upped him, how could he obnoxiously listen to Savage talking from his house? Well you have to remember this was back in the 90's and everyone thought TVs worked like phones, don't forget TVs just existed. for 70 years because of that nasty norcasa crystallization spell on all the dragons in the Kingdom except Spyro because, luckily for us, even though Spyro is purple and purple is a sickly color, all purple kicks ass, which means Spyro comes out running towards Kick-Ass, meaning The game itself would inevitably kick ass, except his voice, which doesn't really kick anything besides my face, is it because of his color?

Did they give him the voice of a chain-smoking teenager because no one would think he was cool for being purple? That's scandalous. Some of the best things in life are purple like bruises and ringworm. Destination. I just want to kick some, just toast those enemies and collect the treasure. Look, children. Spyro is great. He almost said bottom in Simon. One, you jump around delightful open environments unless the game pauses. you, with the big shapes, destroying all of your Nan's China with your head sliding from island to island, setting sheep on fire, occasionally fighting a boss, an old man who opens up, probably fleeing to Nasty's lair to spit it out, roast it, that nasty hit is toast, yes it is and Honestly, that's it, this is a pretty standard collectible platformer from the moment you find as many gems, dragon eggs and crystallized perverts as possible possible to unlock more Hub

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s to find as many gems, dragon eggs, and crystallized perverts as possible, but Simon has some. tricks up your sleeve to stand out above your banjo kazooies and your super Martins, come on Yahoo in case you haven't realized Spyro is a dragon and that means he has five unique things that make the game work completely on his own , a hanging look, Simon.

Not only does he jump like any other knobhead, but by pressing jump again he can use the loose parts of his back to glide long distances to Scotland. Not only is this something extremely fun and liberating in every Spyro game, but it also allows level design to focus not just on flat horizontal landscapes, now you can have sprawling giants and tall levels based on verticality, you'll see that brilliant secret treasure fire pile out there if you get high enough somewhere else on that level and not from a brush. you might be able to reach it, it's not even about finding the only place to cross that single gap, turning the swipe feature into a situational invisible bridge, or you can swipe from any surface in any direction, meaning designers can hide more secrets in more creative places and gives you an awesome feeling of freedom and adventure in each level, which can also be very tense every time I'm about to make a risky slide.

I always have this internal fear of, oh my god, I want those things in there, but will my Glide be tall enough to reach it well? I guess there's only one way to find out, so here I go, but once I'm gone, I'm committed, so I have to be confident, okay, God? I won't make it, oh God, Simon, you're going to die. I'm so sorry, Simon, this is my fault. You are slowly flying towards your coffin and you are watching it happen in front of your eyes, but you are unable to do it. do anything oh no please don't look at me Simon I'm sorry please stop making me feel guilty please stop looking at me who has bad breath instead of clumsy jumps or precise melee attacks.

Simon uses wide-range fire breath. Attacking to kill enemy Norks or opening baskets to get gems is not only a really fun thing to do, but it also looks cool, leaves little black ashes, and basically guarantees a hit if you're looking in the general direction of the breath, since which has such a wide girth three the horn Simon can use his horns for even greater utility than flame breath, he can break vases and metal baskets attack basic hits without problem and gives you a speed boost that makes basic running a lot More exciting and faster when you need it Move with your little perk 4.

Whirlwinds If you jump into a whirlwind, the camera moves down and allows you to look up at Spyro's five little things that are not a dragon and have nothing to do with with dragons, that skinny little guy. lemon Turn on the dragonfly and he is your health bar somehow yellow means you have four hits left blue three hits left green two hits left gone one hit left and then you stay healthy by killing smaller creatures that have no way of counterattacking like in real life but honestly, I couldn't care less about HealthPoint. I just want Sparks to look yellow as often as possible because blue and yellow look like spoiled cheese.

I don't want Sparks to look sick, so I give him as many butterflies as possible, I'll even go back to the start of an empty level to complete it if necessary, no small animal is too far away to gut, in fact we do it just for fun in our free time. Isn't that right, Scott, you can say that again, but this is where things get interesting on their own. The moves Spyro can perform are pretty good, but when you mix them up you get big enemies that can only be flamed and armored enemies that can only be charged with your horns, then you get enemies that are too big to charge but are also protected by your flames, so it is necessary to discover a new weakness.

You get collectible dragon eggs that are stolen by thieves who are too fast to turn into flames, so it is necessary. to charge through the entire level as they advance, this noise triggers my stomach acids. You get supercharged panels on the floor to make your charge faster and faster that the more time you spend on the panels and the more time you spend on the panels the farther your jump and slide becomes and it's because of that particular example that I love levels like Treetops because once you start it's like, most people hate it, but sure it takes me a few tries to remember the roots and I die a few times every time I come back to it after a while, but the satisfaction of finding the right starting point of a supercharged panel by jumping to another island to continue gaining speed on another supercharged panel and then making that last gigantic slide towards the hardest area to reach in the entire game is ingenious and amazing to get it right.

The game isn't full of stuff like this, but when it is, it nails it and makes me go. I even like the little balance that happens with how you control. Spyro likes to breathe flames, for example, being an easier and safer attack to perform against baskets and enemies, but the trade-off is that everything is slower and the gems that fall float through the air in complete loops, but if you try and perform a risky charge attack as much as possible, you will find that not only is it faster, but the gems will immediately follow you once you break the basket or kill the enemy.

I even love how you can load up different barrels towards the end of the game to attack them, then you get those unique bonus levels for each

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that turn the game into a Destruction free-flying time trial. These will be known from now on as Speedways, so why can't Simon just fly around whenever he wants? every other point in the game because you ask too many questions, it's actually more likely because every time he flies he can just get ah. This is why people still love the original Spyro PS1 series, even until today, it's a great combination of all of them.

These moves make the series a blast to play with a couple of extra references to other games thrown in for good measure. I always believed in your spiral. You have to believe that the charm of the world around you is also off the charts and there are so many details in it. Smaller things, if you charge at a ball instead of lighting it up, it will get stuck in the ground by its horns if you go up a steep hill. Changes in Simon's walking cycle set the cacti on fire and you watch them shake off the ashes.

Watch the enemies capture the smaller ones. creatures and then you get too distracted celebrating to attack, you see how terrified the enemies look as you walk towards them, but once you look away from them, oh oh oh, I loved his fat ass seriously, although there are nocs everywhere and almost every level gives you a different variant of them that the game didn't really need to do there are nocs with swords norks with clubs norks with flags norks with tasers punches with guns norks with daisy guns is it easy? I'm too small and can't reach it. which I'm also British, which means you probably hate me, but it also means I love saying the word norc.

Hills have norks, castles have norks, ports have norks, fairies have Knocks. You also know what's sad about the new version of the rebooted trilogy. they got rid of the norks with guns and replaced them with purple water guns. Oh come on, don't you like seeing guns in your video games? What are you? Other dragons you rescue are something else entirely tomorrow, my friend, how about a hint on how to glide? How about you go far? I love all of these guys, they're only on screen for about five seconds each but they're the most memorable part of the game for me since you're a puffy little smoke we meet, oh I forgot they mostly serve as hints and tips when you find them, although the clues are all big, horrible enemies like this gnoc with the club, it can't be charged, but a Quick Flame that should defeat them.

Yeah, I already killed that guy to rescue you. what are you abouttalking? Did you know you get your longest slides by pressing X at the top of your jump? How do you think I got here? The flame will not do it. Damage in the middle, but charging with your horns should do the trick. This is world two. I've been doing this for the last six levels. Are you senile? Be careful Spyro, this boss has many tricks up his sleeve. What does that mean? Some great norcos are ahead. They wear armor, I don't blame them, they are very sensitive, the best line in the entire game, although it easily goes towards Cletus, my friend Cletus, what does he say?

Spyro, it's great to see you, but I have to go abroad, bye then. I know what the dragon likes to say the most, though thanks for freeing me. I swear most of these smelly lizards say this line over and over again and by the end of the game almost all of them say it. Do you want to see how? many that I found thank you for freeing me thank you for freeing me thanks for freeing me thanks for freeing me thanks for freeing me thanks for freeing me thanks for freeing me thanks for freeing me thanks for freeing me thanks for freeing me thanks for freeing me thanks for freeing me thanks for freeing me but Don't worry, not everyone says thank you , some say thank you for freeing me, although it's really a shame that as a game itself Spyro One is fine, welcome to my Arab bath, yes, despite my praise, I don't actually do it.

I think Spyro One is so great mainly because of how primitive and simple it feels, especially compared to the sequels, which isn't Spyro One's fault, but I blame him anyway and I don't care what you say because I'm friends with Spyro One. the super popular YouTuber Vsauce too, right? Kevin, can you kiss the girlfriend, oh hello GMC, she even calls me by my real name, like my mom, when she's mad at me, you know, it's weird, it always surprises me when I remember that first Spyro. It came out in 1998. This wasn't one of the first PlayStation titles, and yet I think it feels like it, something's just missing.

I can't explain it, there are no tricks or big surprises. I mean, I love simplicity and games that get to the point. but with the Johnny John Spiro cartoon collection marathon, Johnson, the simplicity stops me, especially when you compare it to the following games, Spyro, one feels really simple, just as one feels compared to Crash 2 and In 1998, Crash 3 had already perfected the crash formula, while Spyro was just getting his feet wet and when Spyra gets his feet wet, he dies. The collecting gameplay loop is pretty basic and becomes a bit samey for me after world too, without much variety in what you actually do apart from more dangerous slides and slightly different enemies, and as much as I like the visual style, the presentation itself also becomes a bit similar for me, other than that, oh these things can come out very well too, what are these things why?

Do they look like this? How do they slide so fast? Oh, get off my back, radish, no matter how many times I replay this game, I can never remember the level names or tell them apart from screenshots, they just don't leave much of a trace. lasting impact on me I don't think there's anything entertaining or endearing about the characters and story Spyro's voice I think I smell a barbecue makes me want to go down a chimney the sound effects feel very dank and sloppy without much impact or creaking loading The controls are quite loose and slippery.

The height of the loading jump is shorter than a stand for a small child trying to reach a sink. The Glide can sometimes feel very heavy and doesn't always hit its target even when you feel like it should, and then there's that. the little things that accumulate over the course of the game, you hit them and then jump on them to get the gems, why it's awkward if you miss it you just do it again, waste of time, these things you spit on fire again and again until they appear meaningless why am I doing this waste of time?

This rolling mechanism is useless. I only find it useful on these unique enemy dogs in this single level because everything is chasing you anyway, even if you threw away wasted buttons, then you have the soundtrack composed by one of my favorite drummers of all time Stuart Copeland is a beloved soundtrack by basically everyone and I think it's, oh my god, yeah, it's Stuart Copeland, the drummer of the all-time classic rock band, the Policeman, and look, I don't hate the music, it's good. In fact, the music is one of Barry Kramer's favorites and he's going to play some of it right now.

What's Hanging I don't understand the undying love for the soundtrack of this particular game. I think it's too spacious and meandering for What kind of game is this and if you tied a rope around my neck and asked me to match which songs go with which levels or if you didn't hang me up, I'd say I don't know, but I'd say that. anyway. because I don't care, don't get me wrong, and the visuals and music come together in one creamy gourmet cereal, it's downright amazing now with added hair. I'm going to for example be Dark Hollow in world one, but overall I just don't like the soundtrack that much, it's well constructed, it's well performed and there are some great tracks here.

I just can't remember most of it and I don't think it matches the gameplay that well and these bosses or these bosses are absolute garbage. fire stinking fairy f level bosses these are the worst parts of the game for me they are not bosses they are regular levels that are really small with slightly stronger enemies that I wouldn't let him get close to the first boss of the school, toast, he It's a scarecrow that's actually a sheep on stilts hit him three times, he doesn't do anything, these normal enemy dogs are more dangerous than him. The second boss, Dr.

Shemp, hit his back after jumping like two attacks. The third boss hits hard, more like chunks. The fourth boss, Metal Head. charge into metal poles that aren't electrified, beat boss five Jacques, make some platforms, and then ask why the hell he has a normal French name. The final boss's nasty hit is sadly as easy to kill as any other normal norc. You chase him. nothing is gained when the edge of the walkway is more threatening than the final boss, you know you have balls there, at least you got a pretty sweet reward for 100 in the game, although you do have access to Nasty's loot, the only real flying level free. where you just explore everywhere, blow up everything, and steal all their treasure thanks for the stimulus check, nasty boobs, and the credits roll, ah.

Nostalgia, you know, although this is not my favorite Spyro game and I have problems with it. I like it. I still really enjoy this game today and every time I get to this credits sequence and hear this music and look at all the low-level flyby camera stuff, it lets me know that I made a good decision in picking this game. Play it again. No sheep were harmed during the creation of this game. No, you're lying, you cooked them and sent them fireworks. One is a classic, no doubt, but at the end of the day, I'm very nostalgic though. so this isn't the game I replay every time I feel like a bit of it, it's better than blocking one on a first try, but it still feels like a first try, you're a first try, oh no , who is that?

Amazing where to go the amazing wendigo there's nowhere look they made another Spyro game now this is where it starts to get good thanks to the amazing wet where did he go oh yeah you guys it's Spyro two he's back and I'm back look alive all? it's simon2 broke my ropes or as I know him personally Simon a garden too big to be honest I prefer the European name of gateway to shine against Ripto's wrath but I admit it's strange the shine is just the first game level. I never looked for a gateway, it would be like if this were called Crash Bandicoot Sand right away.

We get much better scenes with a true story and boom bang Bing. We have new characters that are better than anything we've ever seen. in Spyro one you have the professor who is a mole bastard digging up all my laws, you have Laura who is a four new idiot and Hunter, the cheetah who always seems to clean himself with his fingers, even Simon's voice has improved, it is this? The rain will ever stop. I have forgotten what the sun looks like. If you don't know, that's Tom Kenny's voice and if you don't know who he is, I'll give you a clue now that they've established the force. fields to separate us, if you can find diodes you can use them to turn off the force fields.

One thing though, why is it only in scenes that it sounds like the voice actors are spitting into the microphones? That's exactly the point where a dragon is our only chance of stopping riptoe who bought an inferior butter better than sour butter so he put it in his sour butter oh there's also the new Baddie riptoe who is very small and angry and that's basically all there is to it. I never really understood the love for him as a villain, sorry, and these three idiots accidentally summoned him to their world, so they intercepted Spyro on the way to his vacation, oh, sorry, vacation, yeah, your best friends in In this game they kidnap you and hold your vacation hostage until you fix their big problem. messy thank you very much donkey woman Spyro 2 as a game is basically Spyro one again but everything is better literally everything is like jumping from Crash one to crash two or before the vomit to after the vomit and I'm far from the only person who Thinks so, I'm afraid of to Glide Falls. slightly slower to make long jumps easier, charging controls are much tighter and allows you to jump higher while charging to make running through levels twice as easy Sparks, the dragonfly collects gems from further away, eats butterflies from animals burned much faster than Spyro in the camera moves around you a little faster, the sound effects are more guttural and have more punch, and in addition to the updates to existing ideas, all new things are also added, like autosave, which was a big deal because in those days. we didn't have it instead of stopping immediately as a flat triangle move on the ground that you could do mid-glide in Simon one, now you have a hover move to give you extra time to correct a glide and give you a little more height and distance. at the end of your Glide now, instead of getting extra lives from the clam while Sparks is at full health, you can stack it with multiple burn animals to eventually give yourself a life if you eat enough.

Spyros can spit out enemies now he doesn't drop gems. to collect and instead add to a count of defeated enemies that can help you unlock a temporary power-up specific to that level that gives you many more opportunities to overload along with all-new powers like super breath attacks with spring-jump projectiles and temporary flight at the level and talk. of levels you now only need to collect one thing at the end of the stage to beat it with optional quests spread throughout each level which give you orbs which can be used to unlock more levels, bosses and secrets and can sometimes focus on the platform that Spyro takes you to does better or something totally new and different, like hockey matches against this monster, various puzzles hidden around the stage or blowing up a load of UFOs piloted by and, to top it all off, when you collect everything, you get some love, the stages of the circuit come back and are exactly the same as before, okay, that wasn't new.

Sorry, I don't know why I mentioned it, but now after clearing the main time travel challenge, you can freely explore the race track level with no time limit to find hidden secrets. characters to talk to, then they'll give you more unique old quests that will change the gameplay even more and then you can end your day being a dirty, flag-burning hippie, yeah, down, down, down, with vegetables, oh yeah, now there's too many more scenes. some to entertain parts of the story and others for every time you enter and exit a new level just to give them that extra touch of personality and depth.

I like them, you see what the problems are in the level before you get there, help them and then fix the problem and see what happens after you leave the level. They are like mini stories within the main story. It's very cute, but when I was a kid I hated the Aquaria Towers, a poor seahorse that died from lack of water and was baited over and over again for a while. baby who never receives just give him the damn water, bastard, this is a saw three. The good thing is that each level has inhabitants to talk to now and almost all of them are voice acted, the only other thing you can interact with in Simon one. it was the balloonist and I'm sorry, not only did you not really talk, you were only good at being a ladder, even the fairy checkpoint talks to you now her name is Zoe and she likes to change the tone of her voice randomly , that means if you get in trouble, youI will return to this place every time you defeat an enemy, a spiritual particle will be released.

What's the matter? Zoe, do you have a bad cough? The water workers have boxed up most of our baby turtles. The boxes are amazing. strong, oh no, what are we going to do, Gromit, but then there is another character introduced in this game who would become a staple of Spyro, a character who brings out the worst in a human being, a character who inspires fear, hate, regret, hello Spyro? Would you like to learn to swim underwater? I suppose I could teach you for a small fee. Money bags are a round bell that seems to exist everywhere, at the same time, on all levels and only lives for one thing, locking things up and stealing your gems. to unlock them for you that's all it is is a fat greedy barrier that has no conscience or dignity and only cares about the monkey monkey is a leech a stain is a far right Winnie the Pooh who converted a generation of children in anti-capitalists and to be perfectly Frank, he makes me want to put on my killing shoes, what a sweet relief, in fact, I don't even think there are furries like him, let's ask one, oh yeah Adam, okay e621 Spyro underlines the underscore Columbus Dragon Space Order score enter hmm sure look it's no use oh what's that you want to sell me a trip in a submarine to go through a bunch of robot sharks I don't need any of that you're scamming me look look I don't need to be okay Oh look at you, there are bags of money, are you a little cold from the snow? oh no, wait, it's just your soul.

My favorite thing to do with him is use a double jump bug at level one so that I will not only completely ignore him and his stupid bridge, but I will also use the same bug to get to the top of a ledge which would also require Paying him later in the game to learn how to climb and then finish the rest of the level without Paying him a cent means I can then pay for his swimming lessons immediately after level one without needing to go to another level first to try to save up enough. This has been a Money Saving Tip with Daddy Kate Next week we'll find out how to avoid spending your own money by learning how to keep pennies in your butt.

The levels are larger and will give you a lot more things to do and leave a longer lasting impression. but they're not so big that they make you say oh no, I can't eat that and the music is much better too. In fact, I would go so far as to say that sucking the milkshake through a big straw is much more creative and spicy. multi-instrumental and more percussive, there are even voices on some of the tracks, my favorites are the one that sounds like Mr Bean meditating and the one that sounds like a really big man just ate something he didn't like or monkish guys with their mouths that They look like urinals and they go away, if you ask me, although the award for best line in the game is easy for Although I'm a vegetarian, I think you should kill that Yeti, it's so hard killing an animal that it even shoots itself. script kill oh, by the way, I have a theory about this game that I don't think anyone has come up with before Hunter was repto and no, I don't just mean that because they are exactly the same size as all the other characters in the game.

Can you help me tie my shoelaces and then you help them and they reward you, but Hunter deliberately breaks into igloos and hides orbs from you until you almost kill yourself on a jet ski parachute? It won't give you two orbs you desperately need to save the world unless you run around in a Sub-Zero cave catching crystals for his amusement, it won't give you the items you need to defeat the man he summoned himself until you jump on his captured manta ray and you follow it a seahorse through a fart bubble plays dumb but he's not dumb he has like half the orbs you already need in his pockets and he just doesn't give them to you because he sucks and have you ever noticed that you never see them together on the same screen He's the bad guy, here's riptoe.

I also love the way so many characters have that low poly PS1 over an exaggerated head and mouth shape. They all look like talking drum symbols. Hi munt, I mean, hi Hunter, I'm Spyro and I want to burn all your incriminating documents. There's even a level where you run around and find all the bones of a skeleton to put it back together. How beautiful it is, it's so good to see my friend looking healthy again. Oh no? What does that mean? What is going to happen? Foreign. Yeah, I had to sit through the whole thing, so you had to too.

Now let's move on to I Think He Wants to Dance for You. Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. no no no no no no no no no no no no no oh hi, my favorite part of the whole game is when you get to world 2 Autumn Planes and find this level called excitement where there are all these slugs on the ground in the middle of a Civil war with these birds of the sky and help the slugs by destroying the birds' ammunition building. Wow, what a blast, my disk is a little scratched, but right after that there's another level called Breezy Trachea where you go to the birds' homeland in that same war and then help them get their airship working again so they can counter attacks, ensuring that the wall can continue for many years.

Spyro is indifferent to global relations, he is a war profiteer. I love Zephyr anyway. Although because there are these little birds that spit out ammunition from the mother birds that let them fall from the sky into their mouths and when they have nothing they are like Mommy, Mommy, I'm hungry, feed me, Mommy, oh, you're hungry, right? well, I've got your mom right here, your little scab, then there's a part where there's a slug named Romeo and a bird named Julia in a tragic love between stars on the battlefield and you have to bring them together in this extremely fun magical seed platform . puzzle where different platforms grow on different soils and when you want to retrieve the seed the soil tightens like a hole and after solving the puzzle Juliet sounds like this Romeo Romeo alien, there are so many fantastic moments here, how about that mission where you have to arrive? the teacher's pencil exchanges an egg with a nest that spits out a seed to go to a pot that spits out a rubber duck that goes to the duck family to give you a turnip what's good, which must then go to a cauldron that spits a coin that goes into a water fountain that gives you a very soaked pencil is a very good man and how about the secret agent who sounds like I'm a secret agent and when he looks around to make sure you're not following him he he does it he does it this is how I'll look for things for the rest of my life and the robots in Metropolis are adorable listen to them there's no serious work so even the bosses are an improvement there's only three this time but it doesn't matter because they all make up for the wet jokes that there was in Spyro, they actually have attacks, they're fun fights, and in the case of Gulp, even a little challenging, this is one of the best bosses in the entire Spyro series.

In fact, he's as great as Simon 2, although I don't think he's perfect. In fact, there are a couple of really low points for me. I'm taking this, this is too difficult. I'm pushing up. The roses can name like 50 of them. Aren't you, oh Spyro, uh, no, the mission in horicose where you have to put lightning stones into power generators and then you have to defeat the thieves who keep removing them and throwing them around the level? I mean, look, I'm really glad I finally got it. some representation, but man this takes forever, it's not difficult, it's just immensely boring.

This part here where you need to fish with flames in the mouth of this angry Tiki. I can not stand this. You need to put 10 fish in its mouth and reset any redfish. the counter like a million fish, but by the time you see the yellow ones and decide that they're the ones going to Flame, it's too late to Flame and you miss the mouth, so you end up hitting the flames prematurely all the time thinking that you 'I'm flaming a yellow fish but it's actually a redfish so oh god not that Spyro the Dragon nowadays I just cheat by looking straight into the water in first person mode to see which fish comes out well is that cheating ?

I'm just using what the game gives me, I'm a good boy, I wash my armpits, and of course there's another part that's possibly the most infamous part of the entire game, but before I get there I just have to ask you a quick question. : car problems, well actually get ready for me to be a contrarian, this isn't hard, it's not easy, but it's actually not that bad. I don't know what you're talking about, in fact you complain while recording footage for this video. I finished the mission the first time and then I had to start the mission again and deliberately explode to record the guys saying problems with the cart huh, I mean I don't know what to add, it's just not that hard and you know what else?

Isn't it the turtle soup mission? Yes, I said it, what's the problem? Keep circling around the pipes they spawn from and then throw the turtles away. If you come across them, they will bounce all over the place and that will give you a lot of It's time to put them back in the water, what's the problem? You bugs and the dinosaur egg that hatch and eat the townspeople, yeah sure, I failed at this one like once or twice, but once you get the pattern, it's like Simon says, but if Simon Solo had eight Simon noises for you to copy and then Simon played the same Simons every time Simon and what's up with the bombing genie's mission at the school.

Gorge wasn't much either. I did it on my first try. Here's a tip for you if you're fighting, stop charging after him and stick to the wall to avoid most of the bombs that bounce off them. You can't rush, just go slowly, especially around the steps. You'll hate it if you try to charge, trust me, no, buddy. Do you want to know what the worst mission in the game is? Where do you escort me past those Earth Shapers? No, how about you suck my balls instead? I hate this, I hate this so much, why don't you remind me that I had to make this meal?

Sheep, you're such a bad Dragon, aren't you? Yeah I'm everything they say about vtubers is right so you have this motherless goat who has a potion to give to Hunter because he wasted the month's rent on a new pair of concrete Nikes. and even though the goat is literally right next to Hunter, he momentarily forgets how to steer his own legs and ends up going on a cross-country marathon, instead of deliberately walking towards all the enemies, he changes his mind about where everyone is going. time. Time is getting in your way and you can't get rid of the enemies, all you can do is take them down temporarily, so getting them all out of the way beforehand won't work and the best thing is that 10 out of 10 games of the year, it The best thing that happens is that if you finish this Hunter Mission then you say thanks for getting me out of Spyro, but you need to learn a new move to help me kill all these monsters, so come back and find me again. when you learn it to continue playing, learn the move, go back to the level to help Hunter and he couldn't wait five minutes to put his Adidas Stones back on, which means you have to do the first part of the Mission again What is it that?

I already have this orb. I had no idea, but you finish the game anyway and do everything you can. The orbs grab the talismans. You run away from this horrible face and wonder who decided to bring Spyro back to the bushes. one so you can place an Aztec curse on his family, you finally beat Ripto and he just accepts his death, oh fuck I can't win, everyone celebrates, Hunter sits on Moneybag's face and we finally go on vacation in a beautiful final scene. it's not a cut scene Gotcha Dragon Shores is the final level which is literally just a fun fair that rewards you with a ticket to unlock a theater to watch scenes from The Game again on the Internet you play a rollercoaster water dunking game with a balloon-popping cannon, go to a duck hunting gallery and never wonder why the biggest enemies from the first game now welcome you to a dark room inside a theme park with no one else and you know what I also like it very much. the Little Love Boat Tunnel because it taught all the kids who played this game that you can love whoever you want, you can love people of the same sex, you can find love even if you're a furry, smelly Yeti, if that's not your style , you can be in it. yours you can have a trio of what you can love kids, excuse me and after all this, if you find every gem and every orb in the game, you open a door that grants you a permanent super breath attack that is now obsolete because the game it's over, unless you do a Tiger Woods and cheat, yeah, just quit the game and then start a new game which overrides the entire save file and voila, now you have a super breath from the moment you start the game, how sick is that!

That's not all you can cheat. Do you want Simon to look like he has leprosy? Because you can do that. Still not enough, but how about a big head mode? Yes, you can do that too. Finally, a game character just for me. What is it? That's still not enoughwell how about this? You put Spyro in a pair of pants, press the end. Well, where are we? We've done one, two, three, oh look everyone, it's my good friend, dear, dear, ah, you're so full of facts, give me another one. People buy one face cleanser but I have to buy three.

You're full of cara cara surprises and this game is too, huh? Oh yeah, I forgot. I'm a PS1 game and now I'm finally alone, safe from everyone around me. and no one else can break it hello, I'm welcome to my lab, oh dear, and today I've been sponsored by me, yes, by me, I've been sponsored by so many things that now I can finally afford it, it's the collectible world of cats . Icarus, an exclusive limited edition Blu-ray set, only available in the pixel empire.com slash cart in the description below and when I say limited edition, I mean it, they are selling out fast and you should act now because once they're gone, they're gone inside this beautiful PS1-shaped box that speaks to you when you open it.

Wow, look here. Hello, I'm SpongeBob. You will find the Blu-ray disc with more than five hours of category content that is not available anywhere. more on the internet, like an episode of Kid Icarus, all about the history of his 11-year YouTube run, a guided tour of the PS1 collection, a hidden Block reunion podcast, and much more. I always wanted to have a thumb and not fingers, the menus on the All Blu-ray have been specially designed to look and sound as ugly as possible, that is, look and sound like a PS1 demo disc from the 90s, and the case The Blu-ray even includes a huge caddy-written PS1 manual-style booklet that includes interviews from important people behind the scenes of the show, countless Easter egg references, and even a cheat code you can enter in the Blu-ray's main menu. ray for an extra surprise.

No, I'm not going to tell you what it is, find out for yourself, buy it. and whenever I'm taking a ride on my favorite hurricane and praying that it doesn't stop over the sea, I like to mention the other things in this box, like the exclusive sticker sheet, a double-sided movie poster, three pins Exclusives for your bag or your face Just make sure to clean the wounds An extra-large sticker to show how sold you are The closest you'll get to touching the real spots Get a chance to grab one of three Crash Bandicoot Relic tickets for a variety of different prizes, including signed YouTube Caddy figurines, face-to-face Zoom calls, and 10-100 pixel Empire gift cards, and to top it all off, a hand-signed card with a scratch and a whiff of Caddy's beard That's not a joke, does it seem like I'm joking?

I shouldn't need to explain to you why this is so cool but I just did it and please buy it because it's a PS1.the animation wasn't cheap wow wasn't that a break? Here's the rest of the video, oh guys, it's Simon three, yes, a donut, the end of the original classic trilogy created by Insomniac Games and what a fitting developer because when I was a kid, Spyro 3 made. I become an insomniac. I love Spyro 3 with every nerve ending and every time I plug it in it makes me want to be a foreigner. A six year old boy played this game until he ate his own hands.

True story. It is the best game of the original trilogy. For me, without a doubt, I know people think it's the second one, but this game has a little kangaroo dog paddling on a lake. You're wrong, is it because of nostalgia? Yeah, oh sweet, you can choose your save file icon now, um, I don't know. Who should I pick Vinnie? You're right, Banana, so to begin with, while I love the characters in Spyro 2, I never cared much about Ripto or whatever his problem was. I didn't find it all that funny, all that entertaining, or all that endearing, what he did to me.

I didn't really care about what he planned to do, but this time I did care about what was happening. You have this old witch called Enchantress who is so strong that you could send her to the front and her apprentice. Bianca deciding to steal all the baby dragon eggs that came from all the adult male dragons, very Progressive Spyro, was well done and instead of stealing them and taking them back to their secret lair, they decided to just leave the eggs all over the place. Damn place for anyone to find a good plan guys, I'm sure this got up and got on you guys.

Those eggs now belong to us and I have hidden them in places they will never find in a thousand years. The first egg is right next to it. to where she was standing and that means the bread and butter of this game's collecting marathon are these dragon eggs which this time are used to unlock more parts of the game and the eggs are so dizzy from being found that they dock right in in front of you. no mess, that bow was formed in the womb, you also have these baby dragons that don't like to be caught off guard and does this mean dragons have gender?

Now, someone as disgusting as this old container stealing all these adorable little babies is bad enough. and it already makes her look more like a menacing Cruella Deville, except she's scaly and big, but as the game progresses you find out that she wants to kill them all and rip off their wings for a new spell she's working on, it's not even as if he wanted to eat. them to stay alive or something she just wants to kill them so she can try a new magic trick if that's not evil. I do not know what it is.

This causes Bianca to change her mind about being evil. She takes off her hood and stuff. makes Hunter leave, you're a beautiful woman, all that aside, although I also really appreciate how much more the gameplay and story are integrated, there are a lot more cutscenes that show what a cow the Enchantress is, which really becomes your final boss. Very nice throughout the game, Bianca keeps appearing out of nowhere and taunting you and even with the levels of each world instead of just going through each one helping people and then getting something magical to open a door and approach the final. boss, instead you go to the levels to help the creatures and then as a thank you everyone works together to build you a new method of transportation to get to the next area where you can find more hidden dragon eggs when the hunter is kidnapped mid-game.

For a short time, all of his side quests and levels are unavailable, so get to work and save him so you can go back and get more dragon eggs. Everything you do in Spyro 3 has a reason and just fits. best place, you know as far as the game itself, everything Spyro 2 did to improve Spyro 1 is here, everything from the controls to the weird and wonderful character designs that speak to you like they're grazing in a field. Hi, I'm a steak. Have you ever wondered where your milk came from? Yeah, me too, but IMHO it's just Spyro 2 and it's Spyro 2, but even better, not by much, both are still amazing games, but this one beats it a bit for me, I mean.

Yes, they removed the cutscenes from the intro and closing levels of Charming, which means some of the levels start with eyeballs everywhere, kill them and end here, take this egg, but everything else for me was removed and polished to make it the best Simon the camera experience. moves back a little further to allow you to see more of your surroundings none of the temporary power-ups are blocked by enemy defeats you can stop skating while ice skating they now brought back much longer and more secret sliding platform sections than Spyro one had a better chance of powering up than Spyro one and two, every character around you reacts to being set on fire now, which is much better than Spyro 2 where they just stand there and walk away defiantly, you don't know what, anyway , I call the characters so much. because a lot of them are too cute and I just want to help them with their problems our sun has set good you're dead they even added racing to the classic Speedway obstacle levels they're really boring yeah oh also Sparks the dragonfly. talk now I love it Moneybags is back and he's still a bitter ward even though he doesn't sound like a drunk anymore.

I can let you into the little castle there in exchange for some gems and now it sounds like this Spyro, how funny. Seeing you here, it's more like a jovial and mischievous uncle who tries to sell his nephews and nieces the hot sticky sweets he carries in his pocket, you know, he's very sweet, so yes, he's back to make your life miserable, al just like the caveman with his skeleton friend. he lost all of his bones and yes, he even does The Bone Dance Again, although this time it goes on for so long that the usual stage music returns in the middle, even when you complete his mission and make him happy as best he can.

He gives you this terrible, terrible face, but Moneybags does a little more this time instead of just scamming you through the doors. He understands this now, he works for the main villain, in fact, he walks out the door the first time you see him. He just says that the Enchantress is paying him to be one and that he is standing guard for a collection of new animal friends with their own stages that are completely playable and once you buy them you can visit older levels that have their doors locked inside and then Enter and find even more game scenarios that will surprise you, there are more game scenarios.

People often feel a bit like these are desperate ideas from a creative development team, but I couldn't disagree more, they are desperate ideas from a creatively strong team. First up, the development team is Sheila the Kangaroo, an adorable little Muppet who takes the standard game and turns it on its head to be about vertical height exploration rather than long-distance sliding, and her levels me They look extremely fun every time you launch yourself into the air and crash down. and according to the rebooted trilogy, she's not a woman unless she has pigtails and a vagina. Next up is Sergeant Bird and so, where he waves my wand, you're a secret spy, like James Bond, he's a flying penguin agent for MI5. with rockets on his shoulders and I find his part to be okay, neither the best nor the worst in open exploratory parts with free flight all over the stage, it's a pleasure and I appreciate how you can switch between a bottom view to aim missiles while still having full control of flight, but in small spaces it's like trying to stuff an apple up your nostril.

Then we have Bentley, a friendly Yeti who for some reason is also a London Cockney. I genuflected with my liberator Noble. I'll have a Jack and Coke on the Rock. So don't worry, I bought my own eyes, my eyes popped out. I don't dislike him at all, but he is my least favorite character to play simply because he walks a little too slowly for me. I love how he stomps and smashes. all without any effort and reflects projectiles, but he would have appreciated a little more speed. It's so big it blocks the screen of the dragon you just saved, move it around, and lastly there's Jim Carrey the monkey who uses a bouncing laser gun grenade to strafe. and first-person sniper shooting to navigate the sections of it.

I really like them, they're a lot of fun, especially when you find his most powerful weapon, the kid's beard gun. Also, in those hidden Speedway bonus levels, you can make them as Hunter and that makes them better and more fun than Spyro 2 because it does and you're listening to me and did you know that the first water birth in a video game was in Spyro 3? Yeah, I'm not kidding, you're welcome to planet Earth, kid. This is what it feels like to fill your lungs with water along with all the animal friends Simon can save for extra play.

You even get to control Sparks for the first time in his own top-down exploratory shooting sections, which I really enjoy, and you can also crank up the strafing. use limited power-ups everywhere and when you finish each one you'll unlock a new permanent ability for Spyro, like pointing Sparks in the direction of the missing gems, a real blessing or giving yourself an extra hit before losing a life, there are sure to be pieces that No. It's not perfect. I went to Boom again, but there is literally nothing I don't like in this game or expect anything. The worst part of any Spyro game ever released is Spyro 3.

Yeah, I'm not exaggerating. Spyro 2. more low points, but this single low point in three takes them all down by itself. The boxing match with Bentley and this disgusting rat is completely unplayable. You're supposed to have three attacks in a block, but absolutely none of these moves come out when I need them for it, or the lag is too much or Bentley is too slow, whatever the case, this stinking rag is capable of performing every move. at twice the speed of you and somehow manages to do combos when you can't and blocks almost all of them. He attacks, you do it like he's reading your mind, hit him, hit him, damn, hit him, hit him Bentley, why do you miss him?

Don't make me call you by your passport name. I could go on all day with this abominable challenge,especially when you win one. egg for beating it once, but then you need to survive for three rounds to get a second egg and come out the other end with higher health, which, if you're not very lucky, will take you over half an hour and is enough to give me a Diane . Fungal Infection Now ask yourself this if a video game about a purple platforming dragon came out in the year 2000, what would be added to make it so much better right away?

That's right, skateboarding. Not me, there's Spyro, the magical fantasy medieval dragon on a skateboard. In space, this is the longest upside down Long John thing I think I've ever seen, but man, I just don't care, it's so much fun, especially the racing, when you have to keep doing tricks in the air to gain speed. Can't you just love this look? That's how I feel about Simon 3 as a whole. In fact, it can get pretty stupid, but I don't care because I'm having too much fun with it and even if I'm not completely. I'm in love with some of the new stuff, it doesn't matter because most of the game is you and Simon and the increased loading and sliding segments for your game, specifically compared to Spyro 2, are good enough that I don't I care about more experimental angles.

The copy of the game is so hyped and loved that some of the eggs don't hatch for a long time. Sometimes the boss one just gets stuck and won't stop performing the sick move on him. Hi, what can I do to help Sheila look at this? Can you believe it? this and Spyro very frequently violates personal space, make sure you keep your friend Sparks the dragonfly healthy, Spyro, and would you mind taking your nose out of my dress? Wow, and it's even better when Sheila is listening to someone and says that this part always gets a Laugh at me and the mission where you have to protect the ice skater and you screw it up, the enemies end up playing hockey with her, You can even go to Rome and set the Pope on fire.

Okay, you can't do that, but I can skate at the Roman Colosseum, though that makes up for it. I admit that there are also penguins here on the frozen altars with these voices that I can't decide if they are horrible or exciting, it would be easy to get to them. that treasure, if you had something to fall back on, yeah, they're horrible, I don't know why, but I'm so cold, I swear, they're this close to starring in a Netflix serial killer for optics, oh, and the music this time Oh my god, the music. this time the music and this gets the music in this game it just makes me love it this is one of my favorite video game soundtracks of all time it's everything that made Spyro 2's music so great but amped up to 11.

It's catchier, more percussive and rhythmic, more groovy, more varied in genres and every time I listen to a track from it, I go foreign, I mean, the Agent 9 theme alone completely knocks out how many PS1 soundtracks, Nate How many video game soundtracks in general can you say has a song that is in seven and eight bars, sorry I was just listening to velcro ASMR, the bosses are pretty good too, there are more than in Spyro too and they all look and they feel completely different from each other, not to mention I think they all look the same.

He's also quite menacing, which is a plus. This guy used to terrify me when I was a kid. That face gives me a heart attack. I hate it. He tries to throw you back into the lava and then sneezes at you. Try to shoot yourself with ammo. You can steal it and use it back, one flies around the arena showering you with attacks and other enemies to chase you and is only vulnerable while you move instead of being stationary and the Sorceress herself is like a mix of all of them together, but now with the added bonus of using temporary vehicles to blow it up and that's pretty much how this all ends after you've done your best sitting there for three hours watching the professor do this enduring Hunter's thanks.

Did you bring some tokens and save all the dragons as Mingus Mingus? What kind of name is it? It's actually quite fair, he looks like Mingus Bianca. "Nice guy, you beat the Sorceress by shooting her in the fucking head and then Hunter and Bianca become a couple, oh guys, read, I don't want to see this, this is a child's game, it's not supposed to be smutty and it is ". That's right Chris, oh my god, he's fine, ignore him, right? Jimmy D killjoy, what's fine, ignore him, right? I hate everything eh okay if I'm not careful my channel will be suspended help me Tom scarf eh oh.

God no, like any Simon game we're not done yet, after grabbing every gem and dragon egg in the game we unlock a final stage of the game, we've been to Nasty's loot, we've been to Dragon Shores and now the next one. stop is a super bonus round, it's a horrible name but you know what it means, yes everyone, it's time for a surprise. I was about to say a surprise Mexican bounce route, but to be fair, I think this is the best reward of all the games. is once again Nasty's loot in terms of being another real level, but now there are a lot more treasures to steal, more ways to interact with the stage, much more interesting things to see, places to explore, it's a great unlockable final level and then this follows. to the real final boss, the Sorceress again.

I don't know how she spiraled it, but the Enchantress must have survived that last battle. That waits? How did you get another cameo? Yeah, I don't know either, it's almost like they're running out of ideas. and the worst thing is that she doesn't even come back stronger or angrier, she came back on her Mobility Scooter, honestly it's not a very good hidden boss, but you know it's not one of Spyro's, so I don't care, bye grandma and as for 100 hidden super secret ending just that and that's why this is the best game ever. I'm not kidding either.

I treasure Spyro 3, it has an adorable wolf cub that you can play fetch with, it has British, it has a bit where you play Doom it. has an array reference, I mean who wasn't making an array reference in the year 2000? Oh, it has cowboy dinosaurs. I mean, do you have cowboy dinosaurs? If you have them, can I come see them? It has the ultimate revenge fantasy that surpasses Kill. Bill by allowing you to chase money bags at the end of the game and burn his completely fire resistant pants to steal all your gems and in conclusion he has the best sound effect ever so I think he's safe.

Let's say Spyro 3 really is the Year of the Dragon, well what a perfect little trilogy for PlayStation. I'm sure glad they stopped there and didn't try anything else. There is no caddy. Oh, shave my back. It's my evil twin brother Baddie. I bought something. for you, oh, for me you should have deserved it, you know, I'm starting to think that Baddie isn't so bad, I mean, you know, after the foreign thing, I mean, after all, who goes out of their way to give you a puzzle. I wonder what's going on, oh my god, I can't believe it, it's me and that means they made another Spyro cave.

Spyro enters the dragonfly. No thanks, so after Insomniac Games left the franchise behind for Ratchet and Clank, we now have Check Six and Equinox. They teamed up to release this on GameCube and PS2 as well as Xbox and after they entered Dragonfly, the reviews were so good that they closed for good before anything else. I want to direct you to the demo screen for this game after you leave. The start menu works for a while and you will see it with me in its entirety. Oh, these are cute flowers, who am I going to choose for this saved game?

Then the game starts and we get our first cut scene. Wow, yeah, this looks good, nothing to see. Look, everything looks in tip-top shape. This is exactly like an interactive electronic video game. Also, this cut scene goes on forever and it really has no right to do so. Do you want me to paraphrase exactly what happens in this entire cut scene? Wow, it's not everything. Great, hello my G's, oh no it's riptoe, what are you doing here? That is a good question. Yes, it's a good question. What are we doing here? What do you mean what are we doing here?

If you ask me one more question, I'm going to skin you. Now where was I? Oh yeah, that's a good question. I'm here because yes, that's pretty much exactly how this scene plays out. It's just a massive one-sided conversation with Ripto and absolutely no one else while everyone stands there and goes with the flow. he steals all these baby dragonflies, everyone deserves to lose everything they care about and watch everything they love turn to dust, after that we all look uncomfortably at Bianca's flesh mouth and then we go save the dragonflies or else or else. the other dragons won't be able to use them as human shields and they have all sorts of cute names like bonky, hey, it's fluffy, that's weird because dragonflies aren't fluffy, hey, I'm Sandra, she's sick, oh, my spoiled custard, that's right as the game runs, the whole game is going to run like this, so someone better catch it and then come on, Simon, get off my dart board, why are you like this?

You are dying? Oh no, there's an ice skate that can only be opened with ice breath, yeah, everything. Well, here's the thing: collecting dragonflies is the main mission of this game, but it's a lot easier to do than you think because yes, the game is broken, now it's not only broken, but it's broken into a thousand pieces. infamously, you can even finish the whole thing. I play the game in less than 10 minutes by swimming through a hole in a web flying to the center of the Hub world and then peeing directly into the final boss portal.

Oh, I like winning now. Many years ago I made a video dedicated to getting into the dragonfly and I was an idiot. I didn't actually bother playing the game. I just broke it. I finished it in 10 minutes and then posted a prank video to cover my electricity bill, but this time there were no excuses. I legitimately played it from start to finish. Now I can say with confidence, without a doubt, that the game is still shit and I'm not the only one who thinks that way, Mrs. Emily, oh, I mean, yeah, I enjoyed getting into the dragonfly, I mean, apparently the game is the same as Spyro one, two and three. but instead of refining or moving on, it takes away things Simon one had six Hub worlds Simon two had three Simon three had four and this game has a Hub world and not only that it also has eight levels eight levels in total Simon three had 21 Simons and Diana just make sure they're a lot bigger than before, and they do things like put Speedway courses within those levels to reinforce a single level rather than break them up, but it also means there's not as much visual variety. lots of flat, open chasms of spaces where a level should barely contain sliding challenges aside from three levels, and even though you have new power-ups to unlock in the form of different elemental breaths, which is an idea I love, there's only one . example of going back to a previous level to find something new with an unlocked breath and all it involves you doing is grabbing kites by standing on children's heads, this also means that the music is quite limited compared to the PS1 games and I'm not sure. why, but despite it being the same composer, it sounds like he's falling asleep most of the time.

I don't think the music is necessarily bad, it's just two atmosphere and rich for its own good, especially for a game that looks like this, I can't deny that. Cloud9 is a foreign tune, not to mention the game is insultingly easy. I breezed through it without even thinking about it. Watch this mission from the middle of the game. Great, hey, I'm Takahiro and of course I'm sure you've done it all. I already noticed the lag, now I can handle a little bit of lag, that's not a problem, but what I can't handle is when the lag starts making things go in slow motion because one thing, Star Wars, no, you don't.

Worry, your video is not buffered. or drop frames and you don't have cataracts, that's how the game looks all the time, it never stops. I almost want to have a cheer team there to encourage him to run properly and on many occasions he comes very close, but I just can't. I haven't got it, come on Simon, you can do it, you can do it, you can do it all and in some of the racing missions and tank battles it goes beyond the PowerPoint presentation slides it's like looking at a newspaper, although it's a bad necessary equipment because we need to include the physics of fog and grass, if there was ever a game where I wanted to dive under the hood and see what the heck is going on with it, it would be to get into dragonfly, so I made my partner break the boundaries to look at the inner workings. of the game and this is what he found, oh god, wow, how did the developers leave that out?

Even if the game didn't run like a pair of creaky jeans, everything still feels like underwater movement is as slow and extremely buoyant as the gems. It takes three years to hit the ground after you take them out of the baskets and, oh man, oh dear, have you passed? I don't care about the overall graphics and level. The aesthetics can sometimes be quite nice, but what about these animations ofmouth? face trying to run away from itself, you can't just take the low poly PS1 toaster mouths and then smooth them out for the PS2. It was charming in 1999, but in 2002 everything looks like an old pair of socks and on top of all that, as you could clearly see before, the game is not finished and I'm not talking about the game's deletions, it's technically a disaster.

Have you ever played a game where there is a loading screen to load a Spyro loading screen? has no shadow, which makes sliding a total pain in the sphincter enemies don't attack you Spyro stops walking and just floats everywhere progression Atlas disappears and turns black Spyro gets stuck on the stairs charging decides to stop fully function sound effects disappear randomly thanks to You, the wing divert move you unlock, in addition to only being necessary for a single part of the game, is not even its goal when you need it. Spyro loves to do these random drop animations after charge jumps and completely stop you mid-game. -air milk breath you get from space candy has no range so the camera controls often stop working completely every time you move the camera forgets it's supposed to be looking at you the whole time Sparks just refuses to eat butterflies when you desperately need them for extra hit points, the Spitfire machine gun must be hit over and over again to fire instead of just holding down the flame, sometimes it doesn't attack at all, characters always turn into statues, especially during The dialogue, uh-oh, stopped, can someone play? a pound on it, then there's my favorite.

As long as you are in the tank you can rotate the turret with the side buttons when you are stationary but then when you start moving you will be able to rotate the turret to the left but then Turn it right it stops working only when you are moving this game is awesome and removes the coding issues and gameplay removed from the PS1 days, the game is also unfinished in other strange ways, like with the old Rage Against the Machine. back, which only appears once in the entire game at level one and never comes back, which is probably for the best because I don't like your cultural appropriation and there's a part where you talk to a monkey, finish a sliding mission, get a dragonfly and then the game creators forgot to make the monkey offer you an extra dragonfly for doing the mission again on hard mode, so Sparks just turns to you and says: oh, wait a second, there's another mission dragonfly here, but the monkey forgot to tell you.

So do you want to do the slide again? Oh, and speaking of Sparks, most of the time he has the same voice in Spyro 3 that I love deer leaves, except for a single moment where Spyro insults him and he just says the word hello, can you. look up reviews of this game when it first appeared on the internet but honestly i don't think it's possible to review this game they're all just encyclopedias of everything bad about it hey it's a shadow so when it's all said and done , and you I can't take it anymore you end up in the final boss riptoe oh no wait I meant the only boss riptoe what are the daddy issues of this game and the boss itself is okay?

He is on the mark. I'll give it that, it's also worth mentioning that if you start this fight, you've locked your save file and will never be able to leave the fight until you beat the game, so if you're going for 100, don't go into the boss portal, you'll never come back. The fight itself is nice, but the best thing about this is that after you beat him this scene appears, yes, the dragonfly enters, it really feels like a bunch of people gathered at a meeting, one person came in and said: Hello Guys, I have eight new ideas for levels for Spyro and the rest. from the team said thanks, that's it, sadly it's the first of quite a few Spyro games that won't make me go, in fact the game is so bad I don't even think any children's TV presenter on CBBC will take a salary. to announce it to the kids, would Chris Johnson do it?

Oh, they'll buy anything. CBBC has been showing the exact same Tracy Beaker episode on loop for years and none of them have noticed any little pinpricks, which is why you don't present CBBC anymore. The only praise I can give this game is that it gives you the ability to skip to any level directly from the pause menu once you've already visited it. The sliding missions are certainly a lot more fun than Spyro 3 and most of all in at least it's not racist, oh okay by the way guys you can get on with your cart problems. The one sentence I had to hear at least six damn times was defending the bloated powers.

This dog fight is a dog bath. Enemy planes can drain your health in seconds, they are too hard to hear, there is no aiming reticle and battleships need at least a thousand missiles to shoot them down and every 30 seconds of every failed attempt I was thrown back into the damn Defending Party Palace, the only how he could win this mission. It's giving battleships a good Ram over and over again while spamming the ever-loving missile button because that's fun, right? Actually, yes, it is, especially if it means avoiding the thin, bloated Palace Luke that he was. Not even close you're a disgrace, the most annoying thing about leaving my bullseye is that the bass is definitely there.

I can see a game started. I can see a natural extension from PS1 Spyro to PS2 Spyro. He is very close to being simply competent. but effective, a bit of comfort food like a peanut butter sandwich, except it's a peanut butter sandwich that has bread, but replace the peanut butter with more bread. That's what Spyro 4 is, it's a bread sandwich. Oh, and who at Satan's Pantry approved these credits. image I mean, I like it, it's funny, wait a second, it's your name, Willy. The thing is, even though I didn't just decide to play all the levels and beat the game, I decided to beat it, oh, I completed this game 100 percent.

I got everything I wanted. I did everything just for the chance to have an extra cool hidden bonus ending, like in the other three Spyro games, and what did I get here? I got a secret ending scene and what was it? Well, everything finally went back to normal. t it Spyro Spyro went to dragonfly makes me want to wet the bed abroad I wish I didn't have to sit on a couch and commit to playing a bad game on a giant TV, do you know why I can't just play classic Spyro ? whenever, wherever, now, son, put on that frown because Spyro the Dragon just went portable, part two, they're a little small, right?

Yes, everyone, even though the start of the PS2 was a little old for the Simon Dragon seemed to flourish on the Game Boy Advance for several games before the next Mainline console title, starting with Silly Old Ink Simon, look at him, it's Spyro, okay, he's running, he's jumping, he's on fire, he's charging, he's sliding, he's even floating, it's like a classic. Spyro, but now you can't see it, this is the ice season and Eclipse digital was the one who did it and before they even started creating the game, they had to jump over a major hurdle that doesn't fit, so if they were going to do it.

To make a Simon game fit on a gba sacrifices have to be made, as you can see it's pretty similar to PS1 Simon but with a lot of cubes so if you like cubes you'll love this Game Boy Advance game . I can't see much of the screen around you, there are tons of moments where you will be hit off screen and die instantly. Sometimes it's hard to know how tall things are for the longest time. Slide, but all things considered, they did a great job. This is what I would do. be saying, but the problem is that I don't really like the ice season and no, it's not just because they brought bags of money, he doesn't even carry bags of cash anymore, he has Visa, the controls are quite strict, you can do most of things. moves you're used to, you collect gems and find hidden items, you save a main collectible to continue unlocking the rest of the game, this time being fairies, getting extra lives is as simple as burning small animals and it only takes three, seven or forty of them. even Sparks has his own levels again that feel right at home on the GBA, the core is here but everything around it is mushy and smelly, loading is too fast for the screen size and if you ever use it during more than a few seconds. there's a 95 charge, you're getting pruned skin and yes you can use the left trigger to look around but that's only when you're standing still so every time you move to another part of the game you won't see what's coming to you. unless you keep looking away and then take a few steps forward oh leave me alone Rag and in the cruelest twist of fate if you die you lose all your progress in the level except gems and enemy defeats there is no point of control and with Levels like these where everything looks the same, try to refind the Treasure Chest keys that then get stuck in a treasure chest and you have no idea where it was before or refine all the optional items to burn them in the level to getting an extra fairy is completely miserable. even worse when you get unfairly killed by an off-screen attack or when Spyro gets hit in general and decides to slide backwards for about five hours until falling straight into his grave, oh and even if you don't manage to die and complete the objectives . that involve exploring these copy and paste box factories, you are forcibly teleported to the center of dickville nowhere, and you need to figure out how to get back to where you were before.

I don't know what square I was in before the game didn't have a map to Tell me I can't do all this alone. I'm no Biden, but at least you can do this and I'm sure there are a million more things I forgot to mention about this game. Do you have something strange? OMG you're right, I forgot to mention that and while I'm complaining about a 21 year old game where no one cares about the bosses also sucks, this is Grendor, the main villain, he shows up twice, you fight him twice, It has a head. twice who is what's the break in him why should I care why grendor sounds like cough syrup I don't know, but I can give him credit for giving us a break from all the cubes in the game by throwing balls at us instead.

Also these Speedway levels in the game that are visually stunning and try to stay as faithful as possible to the PS1 Speedways and I don't mind them, but they share the same problem with the rest of the game: they're all the same. the visuals are the same, the challenges are the same, the level designs are the same, the bosses are the same, this is Spyro Samson from the same and then for the icing on this potato cake we can only unlock the second boss , that is to say. the final boss by beating the game 100 thanks for the reward of letting me finish the game by having to treat it like Elon Musk's hairline and comb it from back to front and the end of the game is no joke since the problem was fixed of the two heads. followed by okay, sorry, bye and then the final insult to close it all is that you unlock an extra set of Sparks that are just asteroids, but with this face, Merry Christmas, you know what amazes me as a kid and I loved it. this game but now I agree with his bullies I don't want to play with this thing anymore no, wait, don't get rid of it yet oh hello look everyone, I'm big Wallace, what are you doing here?

I have a good game for you. on Game Boy, don't give up now, why are you screaming? You are already huge. Take this, it's usually a lot smaller, but in my big hand it's a lot bigger because I'm so big. Thank you very much, Wallace. these big enemies, so first we had Simon's dumb old ink and now we have Simon, too dumb old fish, I have to say it right now. I love this box art, it's amazing. Gone are the days of creative collages of colorful new characters and worlds, no, we're just. I'm going to cut my teeth and before I get into the Nitty Gritty, I can definitely say right off the bat that Spyro 2 GBA is not only much better than the first, but it's also probably one of my favorite GBA games of all time.

I'm not bothering you, this is an ironically cool game and it's the first time in a few games now that I can finally say that it makes me go, the idea is the same as the first and from the initial look it looks exactly the same, but trust me , is far. From there, I mean, look, it has slopes first, the controls are much better, you have more control in the air while jumping, you move a little slower while running and charging, but that makes it much easier to charge in. everywhere without running off stage. The camera automatically moves in the direction you move, giving you more Charles to see what's coming, they brought the changing elemental breaths back to the dragonfly for different attack styles and puzzle solving, and yes, there are puzzles now, It's not just running and picking up everything.

Spiel, you have side missions with different things to do, more secrets to explore money bags, no more shooting sectionsrepetitive in Speedway and instead these Sheila and Agent 9 levels that offer totally different and fun playstyles, like Run and Gun side-scrolling missions, which I really like. enjoy slower paced or isometric puzzle platforming and Sheila's dialogue face looks like there are now lit doors for extra powerful breath attacks for more puzzles or even new ways to explore the better designed levels and if you get lost oh OMG there's a ma that shows you where you are, the black ones are the areas you haven't explored yet and it even shows you where the level doors are in Hub World, sliding back when you get hit, it's been completely removed, it which is pretty good on its own, but even if you do. die, it doesn't matter because all your collection progress during the level is saved, except the key to the treasure chest, why and you don't go back to the beginning of the level because now there are checkpoints and the music, the music, oh the music is so strange besides doing new and different things in each stage, every time you complete a mission they also don't randomly pick you up and spit you out in a bit of dirt three miles from where you were and you even collect fireflies.

In this game, which is class, it is much better than collecting silly fairies. I don't want to collect them, do I look like a coward? They always get in your hair and, oh, we're stingy, oh, my main fairies with my fur fairies. In my fur there are not only more bosses to fight, but also Spyro's Crush Gulp and Riptoe, not my favorites, but still more familiar and better executed than whatever, this thing that can serve two to one At the same time, you know what else? I noticed that Sparks keeps wanting to say ass and the game never lets him, he's always about to say it, but then the game chickens out like it's e for everyone or something.

This does not work. Nintendo Sparks needs his ass #letSparkssayass literally everything is wrong. with the ice season it was fixed here and I couldn't be happier about it, even the little things like every playable character flying back to the hub world is cool, it's a flying ape and the character dialogue with these noises is cool , it sounds like when I'm trying to put on a tight boot. I also love standing on moving platforms and holding down the watch button. Bye Simon, the only part I really don't like is this. Mission here when you have to use electric breath to protect a mouse. charging a rocket mainly because, for some baffling reason, lightning breath doesn't work only in this part of the game, but who cares.

I can't be mad at the first video game to have a level made of liquid green. Cheese, I think he looks a little tired, doesn't he? You also don't have to get to 100 the entire game to finish it, and if you choose to get to 100 you'll unlock a bonus game in the main menu called Sparks Panic, which I thought. was doing in the other game, but now it's basically exactly the same spark shot that you know, but it's wave based from time to time, you can even play Dragon Giraffes, although if you play with me you don't play checkers. lose it, oh I know that sound, oh you know, that's the good thing about cash, isn't it?

No matter where I go or what I do, he is always there and that's what I love about him, is that he can never leave me. alone and you know what's right for me, that's my lot in life, clash and we're both joined at the hip, there's nothing anyone can do about it and wherever I go and whatever I do, he'll always be there , that's totally fine. I don't have a problem with that with me, you know what a small price to pay for such a good game, every once in a while you get a little slowdown, but honestly that doesn't really bother me.

I like watching Spyro 2 GBA. Like an old man, yes, he may slow down from time to time, but he has more wisdom to compensate for it and he hates foreigners. Well, big Wallace, you weren't lying, this game turned out pretty good, so thank you very much for the mess, well, you know? no, no goodbye, goodbye, no, a big goodbye, have a big buy, you're big, I know, yes, it has its downsides or should I say downsizing foreign, so who wants to throw the next game at me? Well thank goodness it's only taken seven games and Spyro is finally embarking on an adventure, this is Spyro Adventure aka attack of the rhinox on the US or as I like to call him Simon, amazing, I have rubella Oh, what is this?

A minigame from the beginning, bird rescue, let's see what it's all about. Why is this the third game in the GBA series created by eclipse digital and this one in particular outshines the rest? Independent mouse please laugh at My Spyro joke caddy. What did I tell you about calling me about these stupid dragon games? You're right. It was fun and that's because this game tries something a little different, it's the standard GBA Simon fair but now it's open world and I really like this idea, actually no I don't like it, I love it, there's Large individual missions spread throughout each level. the giant single Hub world and lots of backtracking by acquiring new power-ups to explore previously inaccessible areas to find more Quest items needed in earlier stages and all of this is a great direction for the portable series, except that it's fine with the game open.

Now the individual side levels are much smaller than other games to compensate for navigation, but even with a map that doesn't mean much when trying to find characters for quest items it's a total pain when all the NPCs look the same and I don't. I don't remember who these people are or where the hell to find them is this guy here Steve how about you are you Steve and this guy is you Steve or are you Air Force Joe this game takes the worst of the ice and the best of the flames and mix them together to create a pile of wet, you will find all these multicolored chests throughout the game that require keys you need to find two halves of each scattered throughout the rest of the game once you collect the key you can go back and Unlock all of these chests of the same color in all levels of the game and there is no indication of which levels they are in or their whereabouts.

Some are inside rooms, some are hidden on high platforms, and some are just lying around like dead cats and me. I would just move on and not worry about them if they were all full of optional gems to complete 100, but I can't ignore them because some chests have gems and some have extremely valuable items to advance further in the game, which means that if you like or not, you have to rewind the entire game every time you collect a new key and find all the chests in each level in case you missed one with a quest item and if the chest is hidden in one. of the side rooms, you better pray it's not one of the ones that requires you to press two buttons at completely opposite points of the level under a time limit every time you need to enter that side room, no, it doesn't stay open.

You have to do this every time and then the channel responds: you go in there and you still don't have the right color key, but unless you write it down, how are you going to know that I'm a kid playing this in a game? Boy Advance in the back of my car trying not to throw up I'm not taking notes I'm not a cop it's cool that agent nine is back you know good for him but he ended up trading his laser gun for a Dyson which is due Because instead of Season of Flame's fun, complicated Run and Gun segments, these are slow, awkward stealth segments where, if you get spotted even once, you have to start over at the previous checkpoint, all of this. system just slows down everything. and if you want to talk about slow, check out Sergeant Bird making his first playable overseas GBA debut.

Well, what is this? I didn't realize that Spyro's new animal friend was polio. These sections suck. I'm sorry for everything you do. is to press the button again and again to ascend, shoot machines that try to attack you and save the soldiers that are scattered everywhere. You can save one at a time and keep coming and going, which takes forever, or collect several. at the same time at the cost of being slower, heavier and meaning you have to press the fly button even faster, like you're angrily showing your crewmates where the hidden gold is, sounds the same, looks the same and it mostly feels the same, but Spyro Adventure for me. it's too lofty and open for its own good without giving you the tools to make it as fun to play a season.

In fact, I say it sounds the same, but I take it back because of the music this time. On top of that, you fall through the floor more times than I think should be legally allowed. Agent 9's grappling hook malfunctions. Money bags are now pink and most quests are now fine. Spyro, watch out, a thief has stolen one of the baby dragons and you have to stop him, yeah, okay, one of the things we need to save the world is this safe that you can't get into. I'm in too. I think Money Bags now has a kid, which means I can.

I don't look at it anymore without knowing that someone put it together well. I don't know about you, but after playing all these GBA games, I'm getting tired of looking at squares. Can I get a set that just doesn't have squares? for a change, I know there might be one to my left. I can't believe those things you just said oh look everyone, it's my chubby cousin, Jap oh come on chubby I've been looking at squares all day I just want to break them, oh yeah we'll take a break from this oh fun hey, round boy my face is up here sorry but I didn't realize you guys were so violent that you made another Spyro GBA game known everywhere as Spyro orange the bark conspiracy. no, although he is better known in the UK as Simon Fudge and is not only the last standalone Spyro game for the Game Boy that was not a port or created by Digital Eclipse, but it was also a crossover game and a crossover game with another platformer Juggernaut that everyone knows and loves is that it's snowing, not Eggman, it's the only Mickey, what a Cameo, oh yeah, after years of suspense and piling on of teasing fans around the world by Naughty Dog and Insomniac hiding and Spyro shows off each other.

PS1 games, the two most well-known PlayStation mascots were finally coming together on a system that needed a lamp and yes, this also means that Spyro and the Crash villains are teaming up too. This game has Ripto and Cortex as the bad guys and the story you have here is Ripto and Cortex team up to stop Crash and Spyro and look oh my god guys there they are on screen together in the same game for the first time and we become best friends after a boss battle where Spyro stands still, does absolutely nothing, and kills clash with Molotov. cocktails, what I don't understand is that if it worked on Spyro orange, why doesn't it work for me on Tinder?

What we have here is a side shift of Simon, which you know, I'm not completely against, we've had three. bastard square games taking away all our jobs and now that we have this, I'm fine with it and we can run, jump and yes, we don't charge anymore and we don't slide, two of the things that made Simon Simon a controversial movement. I'll never understand that, but not as much as I don't understand this, this is Glide's replacement, everyone has something up in the air and you know, I wouldn't mind the lack of inclusion of two of Spyro's most defining things if he called her.

It wasn't a useless spit on the ground that never hits any enemies and if it wasn't as slippery as it does, there's no need to throw in super Van Gogh to protest oil, just make people play orange Spyro and they will. I never want to see oil again. I'm barely making the jumps on tiny platforms here and most of the time I do it without having to shake the d-pad to land accurately because of how oily the floor feels. During the game it's worse than your local kebab shop and once you mix the already slippery controls with slippery ice in the ice world, just burn it, make it water, I'll drink it, spit it out, soak it and then eat it, this can't be all the game is and you're right, so what else are you doing here?

You find portals for mini-games, beat them and that's it. Spyro Orange is a collection of minigames in disguise and not a very good one, this is what the game considers a full minigame. Do you want to play Breakout but while the ball is on a tractor? Do you want to play a slow anti-gravity Mech game where you pick up one bullet at a time and fire one? bullet at a time, do you want to play an auto-scrolling flying shooting scenario where nothing happens? Do you want to play an auto-scrolling flying shooter scenario where nothing happens? oh wait, sorry, let me turn this around.

Do you want to play an auto-scrolling flying shooter? Repetition is the mantra of this game and even for those who don't copy each other or repeat all the minigames, it's terrible here, in fact, you can do it all. It is perfectly summed up in the firstportal that you jump Spyro into, you very slowly jump over the holes in a jeep and that's it, that's the orange Spyro experience condensed and for the love of God, stay to the sides of all the flight stages because the You half always get caught in a game that you can't see by moving like a pizza away from the center, no one wants that part and some of these mini games last forever, but I don't need to tell you this when me and my sister were kids.

I got crushed purple for Christmas while she was buying this and she loved it, didn't she, Rosie? What do you see, she's an idiot? I've never played a game before where the game itself doesn't seem to care. I've never been more aware of a game almost reaching out and telling me it's boring. Spyro Orange is alive and wants you to finish him, even the money bags don't give a here, all he does is ask for money so you can buy trading cards. They do absolutely nothing and the shopping experience itself is foreign. Wow, I love shopping here.

Do you have a loyalty card? The game's only truly triumphant moments come when you win a minigame, and yet Spyro doesn't even seem to know what it is. It happened, you did it, oh you've realized it during this whole depression game. I'm serious. I think this game is about depression. This new character flashes. The mole always hides underground away from the sun in Cortex's boss fight. He just gives up halfway. and he accepts his inevitable death every time Spyro wins tug-of-war battles against creatures trying to destroy his world and kill his friends. He seems to feel sorry for them.

Sergeant Bird hanged himself and in every scene Spyro never looks happy. Follow me, crash, uh, bosses, don't even try it. to hurt you, they are more interested in having fun or falling left and right over and over again, while all you do is jump on them to win the only real challenges with smash and swallow together, and even then, swallow tries so little to hit you. that Spyro falls asleep, the entire game from start to finish took me 46 minutes to finish, five of those minutes were when I paused the game because I had to do some huge shit, so in an effort to add more value to the game, did you know? they did it, they locked the final world until you beat all the previous minigames three times each and all over again three times each when most of the minigames are copies of each other anyway you're in the trash no I don't have it I don't have it not having it Gymcadic 28 male not having it why didn't you tell me about this pelvic lady?

Come here, poor damn Felix, uh, oh my God, I'm so sorry for your loss, let's face it, you'd have to be crazy to play the entire game again two more times with small changes in difficulty just to be able to reach the last world, reach the final world of the game and lo and behold it is exactly the same as all the other worlds with the same mini. games and the same slippery, same regrettable game, all with the final boss being a carbon copy of the purple Crash Bandicoot final boss that you didn't have access to in that game by beating each minigame twice more and finally ending with Spyro watching.

I like it, but my absolute favorite part, the best thing about the game is that near the end there is the most difficult platform sequence of all, full of long jumps. Enemies in the air, leaps of faith, and it takes a while to get over it, but once you do. Through it, the reward that awaits you at the end is Crash Bandicoot. The secret of the game locked behind the most difficult part is one of the main characters. I'm not exaggerating when I say this is one of the worst games I've ever played, I can't stand it and I never want to play it again, so long, scrote Foreign part three, the next games will be better or I'll burn down an orphanage, well, Hopefully, after the Spyro Orange disaster, we can finally get somewhere. with Simon a happy tooth a hero's tale came out at the end of 2004 for PS2 GameCube and Xbox just after orange and from now on we will not have any more original teams behind the first games, different voice actors, developers, composers, maybe for the better, I don't know, he knows, by the way, don't let this cover fool you, even though it looks like a George RR Martin epic, you start the game and you get, dude, some guys drain my pool, dude, I mean, dude, so after Spyro orange. everything is fair and as it should be, the game starts with a familiar face, nasty knockers and then this new Ultra Evil Baddie shows up to try and take over the world with a face like a wrinkled sewer pipe, his name is red.

I hope we find out why. His name is, this is how the introduction to our goodies begins and who is red, that is the red Fallen Dragon. I'm sure you've heard all about it, no, ah, yeah, we don't know and we don't care in this whole game, we never seem to. to worry, they beat us, we don't care, we fight a thick old fish, we don't care, we lose 80 dragon eggs from a nursery, there is no need to chase the thieves, we don't care, we are told to collect things to feed this thing. I don't care and the teacher doesn't seem to care what exactly it is either.

I don't know my gems as gems. Did you know? This is just the freedom I needed. I really like this. It's actually kind of funny, but hey, who? Hell is red I am old. I actually really like the story here, no one cares from start to finish and it's quite entertaining, plus it allows you to play the game itself rather than watch it, which is good because the hero's story is really good, in fact, No. Great, yes, I said it. All these reviews are wrong. The little dark horse is not a problem for me. Spyro, this game is another attempt at playing

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style in a more open world environment and you know, it's not the best open world game I've seen. played, but for Spyro I think it's pretty clear, not only is the open world idea extremely fluid and well executed with tons of fast travel stations and a great map system to show where you've been and where you haven't, but also the world to which you travel.

You've got some of the most engaging and creative sliding puzzles and tough-to-beat enemies in the entire series. The motion controls are really smooth, loading is really fast, and I love that he gallops this time. It even feels so good to just run in circles. and watching Simon's body snake around behind you, that's a lot of attention to the animation, there's no stiffness or buoyancy, no jumping or loading. Hovering fine, it's not perfect because there's no hover. Can someone get me my cyanide? Derek, you're too eager to tell me that I only want the best for you.

I feel excluded. The hover has been a staple for years and even on the Game Boy Advance, why is it gone now? The lack of flotation makes some jumps unnecessarily annoying. What you can lift from Ledges is good for your bubble bath. Everything else is fantastic. Gems fall out of metal baskets and boxes extremely quickly and Sparks collects them. Get them all up faster than you can and while yes, the scrolling is gone, the new double jump is a pretty decent replacement and, you know, I also love the way you can hold down the breath button now and follow the breathing attack for a few moments. seconds to cover more area and distance, it's more like a spray than a breath, but it works very well even better when you mix in the additional elemental breaths that come back and unlike coming off my dart board, each breath provides a new shape to attack and solve puzzles. they have their own costs and benefits rather than all being basically the same attack but looking slightly different.

The fire is the same as always. Electricity can penetrate armor, but it also needs to be held down longer to kill anything. Ice freezes pretty much everything, but it also means you have to. charges at enemies after freezing them and water breath pushes the wood. I hate this breath. You could also have Spyro spit sand in everyone's faces. I asked you to animate Spyro eating Sanju. Waste of space. Well, hold the phone. Who signed this character? Not that. It's not a glitch, this is a separate character, it's just another Spyro model covered in sauce, this is Peak's character design.

I love it, oh also the power up gates are back for invincibility and supercharging. It's always a pleasure to see that this really feels like something natural. Evolution from PS1 to PS2 of what a Spyro game should try to do for a new generation. I really like it and it's been too long since a Spyro game made me think bosses are bosses again too, thanks bosses. I have nasty Norc with his bra who is very supportive and a bit easy yes but he is boss one and puts up a lot more of a fight compared to Spyro 1 as the final boss, then there is the sea woman who is honestly completely Pathetic but can you please wait, I really need a nap, she is not a threat at all, even this Mammoth here is more dangerous and the first time you see him, relax buddy, Spyro is still alive, I know because if I don't out, we would go. let's go back to a previous save oh yeah, talking about you, this is the first game in the series where we can control Hunter, well, you know, on the ground and without flapping, and I find it very fun, basically it's more the Spyro gameplay but with faster movements, no.

Swipe and focus in long-range arrow combat and puzzles. It's like a fast-paced Zelda minigame that lets you jump and climb more easily, and I appreciate the change every time it happens. CSK behind me, well, looks like you're not going to fit in. there you know what you're right I can't fit in there and that's not all we also have the new playable character blink the mole the professor's nephew ah in the old days when you wore the first letter of your name on your Your feet look like giant suction cups And, for the love of God, put on some pants.

I admit these aren't the best parts of the game for me, but I don't hate them, just the idea of ​​you running. Around a series of underground caves look for dark crystals and then blow them up with a limited supply of bombs that you can find elsewhere in the tunnels which he controls well, but all of his segments are visually identical, he's not the most acrobatic mole I've ever met. . Have you ever seen, you know what moles are known to be like and it takes a long time to find all the crystals, even longer if you miss a hidden area above or below you and have to backtrack and then after passing through it, a time you have to do it. again for another collectible that is the exact same minigame with the same level design, but with twice as many crystals to blow up and more tunnels to go through after going through the other tunnels you already went through before in the first minigame. look, but like I said, they're not that bad, just a little tedious, especially once you focus on first person aiming to take out enemies and realize that the butt smash move is probably the best move I've ever made. has to fight in hand-to-hand combat, don't bother. with the gun and don't bother with his punches, then there's the bird sergeant, yes, he returned sadly, his free flight scan gone, his unblinking eyes gone, his butt gone and his walking speed is, oh god, but even though I used to.

I hate these parts of the game as a kid because I mean he's not like he is in Spyro three. He doesn't even use his arms to fly. He is not a real penguin. In fact, I really enjoy them today because they are this game's version of the PS1 classic Speedways. but with the ability to fire lock-on missiles at targets from very far away while flying in another direction to find and hit something else and drop bombs at the same time to attack multiple targets at once in front of and below you, these are pretty good.

I don't mind playing them over and over again with all the objectives rearranged, everyone is wrong on this, but I'm unsure about my thoughts and would need someone else to agree with me and luckily chadtronic does, right? so I asked for my deposit because it said there was too much poop in everything and also at that point you have places that are playable again and I know you will never fit in that these parts are the worst part of the game, they suck, they are annoying. You can barely see what's in store for Maul because Sparks' huge fat butt has always taken up the entire screen, his bullets don't really feel like they're hitting anything reliably, and there are no invincibility frames, which means that if you stay Trapped on a collapsing ceiling, you can lose all your health in a matter of two seconds, oh yeah, you also have to play them twice and the second try throws out more enemies and less power-ups to help you than the first try, you'll enjoy it, will you? ? play again for fun, are you high? oh yeah, I totally forgot to mention the money bags.

Yes, he's back and for the first time I don't care. Here he sells extremely useful items everywhere. You like the ability to carry more than one chest key for yourself at a time, double gems perlimited time, an extra shockwave buff for your headshot, and a variety of Handy Elemental breath bombs that I used all the time, none of which are a problem for me because the gems themselves aren't a part of it. of completion is now his currency and to be honest I can't get mad at someone who thinks I'm his sugar daddy ah there you have my favorite wallet he's a communist and I also think he forgot my name in terms of introduction I think The game looks amazing even today, the character animations are really impressive and the soundtrack is one of the best in Spyro.

Without sarcasm, you can't make me hate this game, no, you can't even make me dislike it, even when it's occasionally very slow. and annoying I have nothing but respect for a game that tells you oh you can't charge on the ice it won't work naughty naughty but it still lets you try it how sweet it is that I'm not a fish or a dragon oh a sea dragon got it chicks Always I knew cancel so you finished the game you explored the whole world I swam looking very important and fine the red dragon I still can't understand where his name came from like the other bosses in the game he's not that difficult in fact you fight him two times in the game, the first time where you can melt all of his attacks before they touch you and the second time where he turns into Gundam, but don't let that intimidate you because when you get his own minions to shoot him back, he just He stays there and lets himself die and in the final scene they put him in a bottle and the game stops.

Wow, that's the end of it unless you collect everything and beat game 100, which I think. maybe there's another hidden secret level or something, whatever the bonus is, please be nice, maybe we should turn off the tv for a while, good idea, do mine nonsense. I said, please, and then we get a credits sequence that is pitch black. screen because I'm playing this on the Xbox 360, which crashes everything and means you can't even see it, but that's okay, I mean, who needs to see it anyway? Sometimes you just have to go where the wind takes you and see what surprises.

What did you do that to Andrew Van? What is that boy? You've got another game for me and it's a sequel to A Hero's tale that came out exclusively for the Nintendo DS and it's the last game in the continuity of the original series to come out, well, burst my balloon. come here and give me a kiss, so taking a page from Kingdom Hearts book Spyro decided to make a relevant canonical story, official sequel to his console-based platform series on Nintendo DS and nowhere else, but I don't care. handle it I'm a stud he's known as Shrink-Legged Simon and this is the final game featuring Spyro as we know him up to this point, the end of the classic Spyro continuity, so even though the last portable exclusive was Cortex conspiracy where I'm sure the only conspiracy there was was to piss me off, maybe they'll actually go all out with this and end on a high note, okay okay, not a bad title screen here when the You look like that at least, but in real life it seems more like Spyro has a very long, strange vacation on his neck that can't last forever, you know, even for you I haven't even had one.

I've been trying to go on vacation for seven games oh oh no oh no no no no no this is this is this how fast are we going to move throughout the entire game what is this what is this jump it's not a jump it's like you're being vacuumed up to the ceiling I can't figure out where it is Damn, I'm landing and I can't distance myself with this. Oh, and what is this? I can't slide. What is this game? Oh hey man, you want me to follow you, no problem, watch out, now we have combat in this game. was made by Amaze Entertainment, well now I can see why it's terrible, but I'll calm down and fall asleep for a second, maybe I'll have it clear in the morning, um, okay, what is this huge problem?

What's that? Get away from me, Johnny Long Legs, when did this game decide to become a mermaid blood curse? Why did not you warn me? Oh wait a second, you did it. Shadow Legacy is an action RPG which is not something I was into. Hoping to say that today you explore the world, fight enemies to earn XP, use magic spells, level up and use the touch screen to cast spells, which feels completely tacked on and unnecessary, like a real DS game and very similar to how this game advances the main story. On DS, for no apparent reason, the gameplay is also like Kingdom Hearts.

If Sora was headbutting everything in her place and bathing in shadowless glue, this is the slowest, most boring action RPG ever. I played and I mean as literally as I could muster, getting into dragonfly was slow but at least I was trying to be faster, just imagine for a second what this game would look like if it lagged. Playing this game feels like you're stuck with a Sleep Paralysis Demon, you'll be dragging along with it minding your own business and then every once in a while you'll wake up and realize how slow you really are. and then you're going to go look, I'm just going to be real for a second.

I can't stand playing this. I gave it a few hours of my time, but it's so boring and uneventful that even if I finished it I don't think I'd have anything more to add to what I'm saying, so I gave Here's a condensed version of my game. I'm loading and it's still taking a while. Wait. Why don't rocks break immediately when I charge at them? Do you want me to stop moving? Do you think I am? going too fast why are my attacks not connecting yes, this seems, this seems completely fine to me, wait, what's stopping me from turning around, this, what's stopping me, you want me to turn around to the other side, ah, speed up, move on.

In your flu shot, but for a second you need magic points to be able to save three people. What do you mean by people? They are dragons. I'm saving dragons. Am I playing Spyro? The person here is a cameo by Brand Daniel, but that wraps it up. Brand Daniel's cameo, you know, I honestly don't care if the mechanics get better or the story gets better. I'm not going to spend my precious minute on this Earth playing something as slow and abysmal as this, don't play this game. I could say I'm being unfair, but no, I don't even know if I want to play the next games.

I just want to get in the car and go. Because I can not? Come on, come out, come out, come down, get what. pink poop bag on your keys pink poop bag on your keys it's not a pink poop bag it's the color of the bag use it to pick up your dog's poop or use it to pick up other people's dogs pink poop bag on your keys Pink poop bag on your keys you look so cool you could freeze pink poop bag on your keys oh no I've lost my keys oh that's where the poop bag is walking the dog forgets a bag put it on your keys you slag , I'm best friends with my bag in England we call this a word you shouldn't say pink poop bag on your keys pink poop bag on your heart four I don't have much more to add here what do you want from me, leave me alone?

In 2006, everyone was fed up with the poor batting average of cheeky platform boy Spyro, so they hit the reset button and began a new trilogy known as The Legend of Spyro, beginning with the appropriately titled A New Beginning or, as is more commonly known, the legend. from Simon a friendly sheriff this was made by ChromeStudios this time and I've never played this game before so do you want to know how I think it's different? So it sucks. See you later. I'm going to go into the dragonfly, so now we're not a baby game anymore, we're going to get darker. and much more serious, I mean, it worked great on a three foot hedgehog, why can't it work on a three foot bright purple dragon?

We're dealing with Spyro's origins, from hatching his egg to learning the truth about his past and there's an innocent dragon cursed by a dark master, but we don't realize that until we need to kill her and all sorts of things happen. stuff, we're not in a cartoon anymore, Sunshine, we're in The Lord of the Rings now, so who better to do it? get involved in this game that with the Lord of the Ring himself Elijah Wood providing the voice of Simon for the first time along with the voice of old Gary and I'll say this right now Elijah gives us the best non-cliché delivery.

I think I've seen it once, and who wants to see the newest Sparks catch up or give up on the thick ones, no, no, so we've gone from a collecting platformer to a side-scrolling minigame to a action role-playing game, so logically we took the next step to a beat em up action adventure, but now Sparks looks like a DreamWorks and Spyro looks like a drunk and I will say right now that I don't hate this game, but I don't like it very much either, Yes, good. I don't like you either, oh buns, you're a kid, I'm not kidding, man, I'll call the FBI, leave me alone, I'm busy, no need, I'm the FBI, I promise you all.

This is with the most open mind possible, but I don't know guys, the basics are here and playable, but there are so many cheats that I can't avoid things like upgrade points not showing up on the screen. indication of how much you have, so you have to keep pausing and looking in the upgrade menu to check. I find that movements are too slow to determine how fast enemies move around you if you are trapped and surrounded in a group. there's no way to dodge quickly and yes you can dodge with this weirdly slow strafing move, but you're not going to be running away to safety anytime soon doing this, not to mention there's no blocking so you can't even Choose which target to swap while strafing, and no matter what you do, you'll eventually be overwhelmed by enemies called Fist Grin Thief, though it's no big deal because if you die it's okay, you just continue from a few seconds ago.

Okay, so honestly, I'd rather spam firebombs. It's easily the most effective and powerful attack to deal with all groups and can also make the game look like mustard spread. You can double jump and slide, which I appreciate, but there's barely anything. The truth is that you're still largely dragged from a combat encounter with Samy to a similar combat encounter without being able to explore anything. Secrets are no more, the focus here is definitely combat, but the problem is that this is nothing. Devil May Cry or Bayonetta is stupidly basic, even the different elemental breath attacks don't change the fact that you just keep pressing variations of the same three buttons without much else and I know a lot of people wanted me to go deeper. here and I really hope to see what I thought about an almost 20 year old reboot about a lizard, but this is what I can fill the video with empty nonsense and just talk lying about how much I can talk if you want me. or can I be honest and sincere, this doesn't work for me, it's too bland, I have nothing to say about it, it's not as horrible as everyone around me at the time made me think, but now it is a little bit.

I don't care at all about New Direction here, but my problem is that it's not that well made to begin with and I could play any other hack and slash or beat em up that's already better from the start and B, it's Still, Spyro, this is not what I wanted to play a Spyro game, it would be like if you made Crash Bandicoot the star of the seven sins and look here, you can tell me all these nice stories and scenes, but at the end of the It's still a game for kids on a purple dragon, it's not as deep as combat.

Also, in almost every scene, Spyro always says, oh my god, what is that? Sparks always says, hey, what's the problem with airline food and everyone around him? Always like Biro, you must seek the strength of your courage with a passion of wisdom so that the darkness can be defeated by the honesty of your loyalty. Shut up you old pig, feeling like you're tied to a million and I'm here with my friends. I have a million subscribers, so I have a billion pounds. I feel like a million. I feel like a soldier. I want a mili. I have a million shoes.

Oh great, I didn't love a game that had dark Epic Fantasy undertones and now I've awakened the

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warrior with vinegar, it'll take at least a week for him to get to me, so I better watch the sequel as quickly as I can, a year later in 2007, Chrome came back to work to continue the story in the legend of Simon, the empty niece, and continues directly from the last game, the not at all bad guy possessed by the really bad guy, Cinder is saved by Simon, so he takes her home, she leaves one day and Spyro dies, oh wait, no he didn't.

Now you have to go and save the world from the moon There's no time to waste Hit the road Jack laughs Inspire the Eternal Night is almost exactly the same as before, so I automatically know I'm not going to love it, but there are a few minor ones. interesting additions here, added slow motion to remove animations, there are more areas to explore for upgrade material which is very welcome, there are many more sectionsjumping and sliding to interrupt combat, elemental breaths actually give you different types of attacks. that just different colored variations of the same basic attack and this final explosive move seemed cool before, but now it can cut through the fabric of reality and turn Spyro upside down on paper.

I should really get along with this game although I still don't. like how the sparks look like the mask and spyra somehow looks even more alien than before spiral your place is here your destiny is here is it just me or is this game much harder like annoyingly harder I don't know what you think it would be Elijah It's dangerous for her to be outside the temple at night oh yeah, okay, I see where you're coming from. I understand your opinion. I don't know if I'm exhausted after playing 12 games at this point, but I found Eternal.

The night is much more difficult than a new beginning and not in a good way, it was more difficult than organizing a funeral on WhatsApp. The initial enemies from the beginning of the game don't let everything attack you relentlessly and your health drains like a drain, esp. when they stun you in a group encounter and just tag the team's spam attacks until you're out of count, this happens way too often, you still attack slower than enemies, but now you can't cancel a combo. or dodging your way out of there makes it that much more obvious and hey, look, they brought back one of my favorite parts of the first season of GBA Game: the piling up of dogs off-screen with ice, yeah, remember, right? fun?

The developers knew that this game was much more difficult than the first and that is why they placed many more health and breath power crystals around the place to help alleviate the beatings, but the problem is the lack of mobility if you find yourself in a bad place during a fight. you won't be able to move towards these crystals fast enough before the game ends again. I found myself doing a lot of blank shooting and running away just to survive and yes, the ice breath here is much more useful than the first game and draws the crowds.

The control is a little more manageable, but it's too little, too late, I just can't be bothered to see what else the game has to offer me after such a horrible first impression and that's exactly how I felt when I first saw Elvis , the alien. Don't tell me again what your favorite Spyro game is. What I dislike and listen to it here. I love long scenes. I am a man tough as a rock. Give me uninterrupted dialogue and dramatic pauses everywhere. I can handle it, but we. We're dealing with a story that isn't deep or interesting enough to justify the amount of cutscenes that pile up here, sometimes one after the other, it's like someone sat you down and showed you a video about Barney's story, oh, what is that?

We can slow down. the game at will, that's Neato. I've always wanted to convert a Spyro game to enter the dragonfly on command, and before you ask, no, slowing down the game doesn't help that much with large, brutal group encounters, and even if it did, the game wouldn't. . You don't slow down around you, you slow down too, so you purposely choose a relentless, unfun Alleyway heist or Shadow Legacy because you couldn't wait to go that slow again. I never wanted to stop playing a game as fast as this before in my life and it's really annoying because I was really enjoying all the good changes but the rest of it isn't, I don't feel like having cheese grate my fingers for fun, I already do I do, let's see, you'll see.

Sparks already had it. He's gone now and with no sparks that means no more games so I can finally do the show I always wanted to do. There's one more, inbred, oh vinegar, okay guys, we're almost there. I promise that the dawn of the Dragon will continue. the Xbox 360 aka Simon door of the door and I guess Chrome Studios was no longer trusted after the reception of the last two games, so for the final game in the trilogy and in fact the final game in the entire Spyro's timeline, hired Sierra Entertainment. a new company to do this is called air trying to blow this fake up and bake it like a gas Mark 10. oh god oh me oh my I have to make another video about this stuff, right?

I haven't looked around in a while, but yeah, um, the story of this game is that Spyro and Cinder are trapped in a piss rock and it's time to let them out, but not really because we're also going to trap you again, why did? you let them go well so from the beginning the game looks and works amazing, it's actually a dodge roll, oh son it's a dodge roll and what is this? More crowd control attacks and area attacks to take out enemies that you can grab enemies for now. extra combo potential holy is Spyro eating that guy Spyro can fly fly what yes pyro can fly gusts of wind to prevent you from flying wherever you want yes yes quick time events hey well you know how oh my god it's that Hunter Hunter is back oh no.

He doesn't look healthy or feel even vaguely like the same hunter from the last few games, but I don't care that somehow that makes the game good. Why didn't you tell me about this salty DK Dan? Yeah, I thought so bastard, what is this? A host of additional sliding and climbing based platforming challenges to reward you with upgrade materials hidden everywhere. Character change for all new elemental breath attacks that can be used for combat and many more puzzles to solve, and that's when Caddy realized that this whole time she was in a diabetic coma wow, this game is what are you doing?

Dawn of the Dragon. I like you, no, in fact, I like you a lot. I can't believe I'm saying this and I'm sad it took until the third game. of the Trilogy reboot for me to say, but this is legitimately an extremely good game, it balances the exploratory collecting that Spyro is best known for and the combat that the Legend series is best known for and blends them together seamlessly while improving Legend Series combat, it really helps that there are like a million new moves to play instead of the same handful of combos we had before there's ground combat, air combat, grappling combat, and breath combat is much better, you have fire, ice, electricity and the Earth, all unlocked. from the beginning and do even more different things than they've done before, some are great for group damage, some are great for crowd dispersal, some are great for stuns and some are great for continuous gradual damage and now that Cinder is playable, you can change.

Approach her whenever you want and collect her elemental breasts, poison fear, shout Shadow and roll too many beans in combat, you still don't have a blocking function, but it doesn't matter because you don't just have a dodge roll to position yourself better. yourself to quickly avoid damage eventually, but most of the time the camera ends up locked onto a stage and pulled back like a PS2 God of War game, allowing you to see the entire battlefield making off-screen threats without any problem and when the camera I give it back to you, my hump, look at this, there are several large, sprawling open worlds with tons of secrets and optional routes to explore with gorgeous music in the background.

Yes, sure the game slows down in larger areas, but it's a small price to pay. For what is the most liberating and ironically magical Spyro game yet, it's so good dude, it took me another four games to get to this point, but I'm so happy to play another Spyro game that keeps me going. If you ask me, I prefer the collectible stuff, that's what Spyro does best, but if you want to shoehorn him into these edgy bar fights, that's how you do it, can you believe that climbing isn't jumping? I've never played. Spyro I don't know why I'm in this video but I mean this is cool yeah well I couldn't believe it so put this game down man after all the release we've released this really warms my heart . dead no time to die ah hello I'm long Dennis oh yeah how's it going long well you know I'm just being long can you leave but before I go it's time to play on one hand I have another game for you and on the other I have a Wet Betty, I don't want to play, can you please give me this here?

Let's stop being long for a second and please just give me the oh no, your time is up get ready for Wet Betty oh well done and for being such a good sport grab a bottle oh and here's your prize Skylanders long Dennis I don't ever want to see you again, oh yeah I know by most standards. Spyro ended as a series in 2008 with Dawn of the Dragon, but no, friend, if you want to call your game Spyro's Adventure, you're sure to turn it into a video. About the Spyro games released in 2011, the first Skylanders game was at least originally another reboot of Spyro for a younger audience and the best way to do that is to turn the adorable little boy into a foreign French Bulldog vampire if we were fighting together in a war against the same enemy.

I'd shoot you first if you don't know what Skylanders is. In fact, I already saw one in a previous video and I explained what the game is, so you know what I'm going to do now. I'm going to put the clip of me talking about it right here because I've been talking for two hours. Could you please let me have this Skylanders is a series of simple 3D beat em up platform games in Spyro Mythos, except that it requires the use of a USB portal device so you can place different figures in the portal and have them appear in the game.

Different figures have different abilities to overcome different obstacles and unlock different secrets. Thank you for explaining to me that it was very difficult now. The copy of Skylanders I found on eBay was brilliant. I want to know why, because it came with a giant box of figures that I didn't want. Look at this. That I am? What am I supposed to do? What am I supposed to do with all of these? well, I guess we can at least see who stars in the final original release of a game with Spyro still in the title. Well, we have Spyro Sparks, Ashfire, Spyro Thomas the Tank Engine, fish, fish, Steve Irwin, Spyro, boat and Spyro's shoe.

Tbh, I think all of these little guys are cool, but I'm not here to be nice, let's play. I am Eon your guide in this world, but where are you? You can ask, it's a very good question. Eon and this is chaos Eon is good, chaos is bad and Chaos also sounds like he is breathing deeply while holding his nose, at that moment level one, let's see what is good, oh oh, wait a second. I think my controller is broken. I can turn on and I can. I charge but I can't jump ah you know what not really maybe it's just because this is the tutorial this is a game for kids after all the jumping might come later wait so let me do it right we've gone from sliding to sliding and floating not to float not to slide not to jump yes, okay, goodbye, no bad boy, you know what would be very nice of you to use your giant wings to overcome this small jump, but no, I have to go all the way around.

Here and walk towards this bouncing drain cover. I mean, hell, you don't even charge for more than a couple of seconds before you get tired. What is this? A happy hour of achievements. I'm way ahead of you and that's why I said put that in my pie hole and I'll have a wolf. I'm starting to get sick with how slow Spyro likes to go in a lot of his games, even if you wear a speed propeller cap, it doesn't seem to make Spyro or any of his new bastard friends run faster and mixing that without jumping makes This isn't even the slightest bit fun for me, then as you progress through the game there will be side areas that can only be unlocked with friends of a certain class, which I don't mind. but most of the time he will appear randomly and tell you that, wow, you're weak, suddenly it's time for you to switch to wet Spyro, otherwise it will take you much longer than necessary to kill enemies that aren't weak. the kind the game tells you to swap differently there's no reason, it's not really a video game and more of an ab regimen, we need to get those chubby kids to exercise sitting around playing all day so why don't we give them we give muscular thumbs and a six pack, oh and this guy here is called Gill.

Hey, look, it's Gill. What the Gill section is about is something I didn't realize until now. The thing is that these figures actually store data. Yes, they are not just a controller input. memory cards that save data on your feet for later in an area after trading them to someone with the correct class you needed. I ended up with someone born in 1947 who was level 10 and had a small business loan at the bank that just comes with By getting these used figures, I guess I can reset them from the menu, but that means I'll have like two attacks again and no I'll jump nowhere and run slowly, so can you get off me?

These scenes are really long and I don't know why you can't skip them because as we all know, Fortnite kids love to watchlong videos while playing. Come on, I don't want to see any of this. I want to go to the next level. without doing anything but running and pressing two buttons wait, you're a Skylander, right? Yes, and you are a golf club, don't you regret live balls? Hugo, but we were able to rescue Cali, hey Ben, remember that time I saw a Spyro the Dragon and I was scared. I know what you're thinking. Surely this is not all you do in the main game.

Yeah, you run around the spam attacks and don't jump anywhere. What do you do in the? optional challenges avoid spam attacks and don't jump anywhere oh wow check out this awesome new land to explore what im going to do in it avoid spam attacks and don't jump anywhere and sorry im still in Shock for the fact that Spyro can't jump. Spyro, the Winged Beast, cannot overcome this small space. So how can you overcome space? He assaults a turtle and pushes it into space to walk on it. This is how Spyro gets over a gap I'm playing a game called Skylanders where you can't ascend to it here's a tower I have to destroy don't you like destroying?

Smashing is fun, that's how smashing is in Skylanders even when you get to something completely different, like a turret section in a hero tale, the turret sections were frenetic, extremely fast, challenging and honestly I enjoyed them, but here , thank you, please understand. I'm not looking for much like Gandhi at a Christmas buffet. I don't need to own the world to be happy, but I'm physically unable to understand the appeal of a game like this, other than the figures to collect, which you can do anyway without playing the damn game and it's also cool to play it and then receive constant advertising. about the other figures i can get hey, thanks for buying our set kids, but your parents didn't give you enough without the figures.

What is this? It's really nothing and it's definitely not Spyro. It's clearly obvious that the subtitles are Spyro. Adventure was launched to sell a new IP that no one would care about if he wasn't in it, parading his corpse across the front of the box to pretend it's his game, but hey, don't go too far, we won't let him talk. at any point in the game or make a story about him or have one of the characters address him by his name. You know the name on the front of the box. Nobody will notice. Well, you know what Activision.

I noticed. People like not to tell this. like a Spyro game, but if you're going to spit his name on the box and claim it's his adventure, then I'll treat it as such, and to be frank, I've booked too many cameos for this video to not know how to fit them in, right? So? cranberry Dana angers Digimon Digi to the next level gaming apologist Guru Larry John Riggs LS Mark Matt mcmuscle Nitro rad rerez tenning traffic Uncle Silva and Wayne are the bosses and don't even make me talk vaguely she threatened me with a carving knife If I didn't put her in this video so here goes please leave my family alone ah look I found an anvil I put it on her head perfect I fixed her ugly whoa what is this I can upgrade now and unlock new abilities I can give her flight to Spyro yes, thank you Christ, now we still can't go anywhere yes, thank you you're the dragger oh what's that?

The game froze, oh that's a shame, oh and the game is recyclable. well I did it, I saved the trees and that's it 10 years later after I said I would do it I finally made a video about all the main Spyro games. Happy million subscribers to the 14 games I played for this video, unfortunately I'm done. I only like slash, I love six of them less than half, but that makes Spyro a bad franchise as a whole, not at all because I think the good is so good that it vastly overshadows the bad. It is a dragon of quality, not necessarily quantity.

To be fair, it takes a lot for something to do to me and you know there's definitely still a market for Spyro to return. I mean, we all saw how great the reboot trilogy was for the most part, so I'm not against giving it another chance. I'm in Christ if Kashiba Nuka can get a proper official fourth game 20 years after the third, why can't Spyro? And yes, that's exactly why I think Katica would be a very good addition to Pokémon. I couldn't have said it better. Myself, actually, yes, I could. I don't think I'd hurt Simon by giving him a proper four that isn't this one, but for now the only question I want an answer to is what do I do with these?

Well, ah, bonjour everyone, it's me. chef sandwich and you just called me inside I love reading Poo's cookbook very disappointing two stars no, but today I also have a new recipe to try as high as possible and then you get the vegetable oil and the soup, for right, it's excited to start cooking properly, you can also take your portal, since you can put it on the stool like this and then turn it over from time to time and until it's golden brown on both sides, once you start to see all the people's faces coming off so you know you're on the right track oh oh dear steamroller oh the faces will start coming off and the zenza wings will turn into Flappy this is the most important part of the recipe when you have to get the well-cooked shark delicacy because I caught it from the water oh, I would say they are simulated improvements, yeah, we didn't really like his face, so we thought Blank Slate, you know, we can put a new face on him. now he's starting to smoke that means we're really getting going now as you can see his arm came off and attached to the other arm when and when oh easy peas or fumes make me breathe hard , ah, first base has arrived. hello feet hello lady what used to be a lady Spyro leaves oh he's tan look he looks like some kind of special gold that you find in the mine.

I'm very happy with how this is going so far, but I want to say. God, no, don't do this, I'm crying, don't do this, I can't stand the smell anymore. I'm sleepy and my mouth tastes like coins, so I'm going to move you to my sous. chef aha, bonjour everyone, it's me, the sous chef Pizza, we have to cool it with the water and then eventually, after it swims in its nice little pond scum, we have to choose the best pieces to put in the suicide and then, unfortunately, all of these. pieces here, although it is very high quality meat, it is all frozen and does not fit in a sausage gravy.

I'll probably serve it with some onions and mushrooms and have a nice steak, but at least we can put Spyro on. and uh Tree there now we have to do the most important part we have to take out our sausages like here fortunately they come individually wrapped for your convenience untangle them look at that perfect little skin Saucy put Simon in there yeah and I'll also put the ladies feet. I'll put it there too. There you have it. We have Skylanders sausage raped for your pleasure. Raped for your pleasure. Foreign foreign remedy. Unexpected item in bagging area.

Oh, we didn't really like that.