Food Theory: This TikTok Drink is the Best WORST Idea Ever! (BORG)

or not consume. A look back at TikTok shows that among the BORG labels there are a good number of non-alcoholic BORG options that people are creating for

ever

ything from curing hangovers to curing Covid. Well... Good luck with that, I guess. The

idea

that BORG can look like

ever

yone else's

drink

without having to adapt to everyone else's

drink

is brilliant. You are able to fit in without having to put yourself at risk. And speaking of Covid, I don't think the BORG is going to cure it, but it's certainly slowing the spread

this

holiday season. Gone are the days of communal punch bowls or mixing your individual red cup with someone else's.

With BORG you have your jug ​​and drinking from it will keep you safe from other people's germs. So at the end of the day, while BORG is still very dangerous, it presents the opportunity to drink far beyond any recognizable limits when it comes to alcohol and caffeine. Two issues of which I cannot express the dangers too much. There is another important side to the story. The BORG allows younger drinkers to control exactly what they drink and how much they drink. It allows large parties to be at least a little cleaner and provides maximum security knowing that your drink is just your drink, you keep it, you seal it and you know it hasn't been tampered with.

So you know what, Generation Z? I see it, I understand it. Hell, above all I respect him. The BORG is the

best

and

worst

decision you can make. Maybe if you guys found a smaller bottle. Maybe things would get a little better. Call him BORG baby or something. It would be super cute, super kawaii. It will probably give you a little more influence in the process. But hey, that's just a

theory

. A THEORY OF FOOD! Thank you for drinking responsibly.