DeMarcus Cousins Is Gonna Need A Bigger Tub | Cold as Balls S4 | Laugh Out Loud Network

What's going on? I'm Kevin Hartness, season four, the

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, the bubble in your face, NBA, uh, what's up, man? What's going on? How are you? Brother, what about you? I'm a good man, it's good to see you taller today, looking good in a minute, but you see, a little growth spurt, I'm late, but better late than night and honestly, you better be lucky that this growth spurt would have happened when it did because Nevada came first, eh, it would have been in your head, okay, hoop, take this rolling ball, put it on. On the other hand, man, you got it, man, boogie, my goodness, the question is which ones are we going to tackle, how are you, man, how do you say this call, welcome to our new episode of

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I'm with my brother, boogie, marcus, cuts first, how are you? boogie attitude better man don't come here no shit you got it people don't know you're actually a good guy I don't know what it is do you feel like you've been misunderstood yeah but at this point I I mean I don't even care anymore I mean , people won't have their opinion about you, whether it's good or bad, you know, it doesn't matter if you're doing it right or wrong, so it is what it is, it is what it is. It's uh the boogie

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​​I was always an aggressive competitor on the basketball court and the reason is I was always a taller kid so I was always forced to play with older and

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kids how many text messages did you have? in high school I'm not sure bro, it was live no, I won that man, it wasn't crazy, it started in the league, the tech craze started in the NBA at this point in your career, you know, I think the priority, for Of course, it's ring absolutely going to Golden State that was the opportunity for you to do just that, okay, you get there, it's supposed to be at that moment, that wasn't what was going through your head at that moment, man, you know Obviously, I'm disappointed for some reason, adversity has always been a part of my life, so with that being said, I'm prepared to, you know, handle these types of situations, so, you know, I obviously go through my little parties of Too bad most humans do and you.

I know I came back to work from the Golden State guys at the time, you feel like there was absolutely some support. I was actually right at Draymond's baby show. I heard he had a pacifier costume, one of the worst dressed, always one of the worst dressed. I mean that, in the coders balls, remember, man, breaking news here. Draymond Green will wear some of the worst outfits. I don't know who suggests this, but he literally itches me how badly he dresses, but he's a good guy, sir. I do death uh so what about your career that inspired you to get that level of confidence that you have now oh no I was always taught like you know confidence is kind of an inculcation yeah you yourself, it What's wrong with me is what I think?

Where my confidence comes from is the old spice sweat defense, I just had to throw that shot in there, so what works while you're working, eh, doesn't work at all? Turns out I have my old spice sweat defense on the left side of Yo, while we were talking about trust, not pulling the plug, I understood you before Golden State, you have a big situation on your hands too, you know it and a combination of ads , what was New Orleans to you, what was New Orleans, do you know how to find that? Joy again, you know, my previous position against New Orleans wasn't really a situation, you know, building a win, so to be in that position and have a franchise that was, you know, trying to land and put the pieces together, what just happened? bam what bam bam what mv that's sorry boogie by the way boogie how do you get nickname books you know I know you heard a rod stricker yeah what do you mean?

I've heard of roger, that's who gave me my name, one of the damn best point guards of all time, not talked about enough, honestly, absolutely, I thought you picked your nose, no, well, you're a picker boogie, it hasn't been talked about anymore, eat them, that's the problem you didn't do, that, right, that was it? It's not really my stop, that's also a big man trait, no it's not, because big men don't have places to move them, so they get comfortable and end up eating it because where I put it, you just did it. I didn't make that up I have a cousin at six eight you have a six second cousin I have a cousin at six eight on my dad's side I don't have time to talk to you about this, okay?

What I'm going to do now is take things to the next level. The questions get

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and we get deeper. Come on man, sit down a little more. Huh, oh yeah, look at this for the first time? I have an overflowing bathtub, God, it looks like your bathtub is peeing, but everyone. I can't sit in a bowl of water, well, that's it, what are you doing? Bam, smart, save that water and then you know what we can do. We can reuse it for one of the other guests. We will freeze it. this makes more ice with this we have a limited budget because of the bubble we don't reuse it let's talk about your love for comedy man you do your own specials you've been doing them a few times what are they called? boogies comedy slime boogies comedy slam where does the love for comedy come from just growing up in my house? uh, I can remember when I was a kid and you know, watching comic sight with my mom mm-hmm man, they were probably some of the best songs of my Life is just that, you know, the vibe of your family, being together,

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I remember Shaq Shaq had his, that's who inspired me. The huts began to comment. I know that's where I took off, so Shaq doing that created an opportunity for me that turned into something that was stupid above and beyond. I think you are doing exactly the same thing. What are you doing? What are you doing? What's your explosion? What the hell? What are you doing man? Well, I know what he's trying to do. He's trying to make my tub look like yours. Your bathtub basically looks stupid so it's trying to make me match your stupid hmm and okay okay let's go all the way in yeah.

There, I'm about to do the same thing right here, here's a question for you man, how many tattoos do you have so far? One that is more of a tattoo, I mean, it's basically one. Now, what was your last tattoo? I got a tattoo. the night before my wig the night before your wedding I swear to God I'm about to take off your glasses do you want me to take the frames off your face because that's what's going to happen this is cool you know what maybe maybe I don't know, maybe I can fix it in the edit, I don't think I can, okay, I'm going to be honest with you, okay, so deal with it, okay, okay, congratulations on the man at the wedding, I didn't get an invitation, yeah .

That was weird, where was my invitation to what you want? I sent you an invitation you no longer have your hotmail address you no longer have that address no, no, don't dance on hotmail.com that's not me, so Whoever showed up at the wedding because that dish was accounted for, okay, so I do not know what you're talking about. Where are you now? Health-wise, I'm pretty close to being 100 percent, yeah, working my tail off. free every day uh the pandemic didn't stop my process you know you know we've been working ready I'll be ready to start next year if you want because we have something good happening here in this bubble that no one understands. but we have a full gym team, we get injections, as you can see, Bam is losing weight, I mean it's like bacon coming off his back.

Bam, how much have you lost now, four pounds and that's since we've been here? I've been in this pandemic for six months and I'm the one putting them through the workouts, well I have some questions for you, done deal man, how many all-star games right now, guys, guys, did that? Hmm, it's a real guy in that every weakened All-Star this, how many gold medals do I have two? Oh yeah, what an idiot, yeah, there we go, that's what I'm talking about. Hey, Daryl, he said how many all-star games and then he saw how many gold medals.

I got it, man, no, what's the high point of my career? School, career, score, I think I'm sure 52, dumb points scored, wait a minute you didn't have a 52 point game, wait damn that was at 2k, hey hey let's end the conversation. Fifty-six fifths, get out of basketball, you won't get Donald's left bam, I swear, okay, you could be drinking bath water when I put your face in this bathtub, you hear me? You have one more time. I knew it was a 50. -Point game is what I'm trying to tell you, okay, now look at your Donald Glover, I'm out of here, get out, I'm sorry about that anymore, what was the name of my documentary that came out last year?

First of all, congratulations because it was good, strong, strong, brother, okay, and let me tell you something, the fact that you covered everything that you covered, what is that human? Are you ready? Yes, it was called boogies, whose nose are you picking right? The real story, ah, that's exactly what it was. Okay, okay, okay, okay, just fat when he leaves because I won't do it in front of the company because you won't know what's going to hit you during this whole pandemic that you've been showing showing boogie before us. get out of here what's the bill how much are you making in NBA fines I haven't really kept up I know I kept up I clocked you in at $1.1 million over your career in NBA fines let me tell you something about fines here in the coldest balls won't pay you anything for today so you can take whatever check you thought you had and you can say goodbye to it you won't get a cent for your time today you can be right behind Those, Mr.

Chapped Lips, so sick of His mouth dry, I told him that humidity is what we pride ourselves on and now he's forgotten, bam bam, I want to get out of here on a good note, throw me that basketball right there. I want to show you there you go, ah, right, you want to work out, do anything, just let me know, you know I have to handle something? Show me something man, you all can play defense right now, come on, get up front, get out of the tub so you can be on my team, just go stay back there, okay, play defense, okay , yeah, stay there, okay, okay, that's all the place I

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you to be, yeah, there you go, you're ready, okay, now if I were on your team, that's how I would do it. lead the team, are you ready? uh just tell me you open, I'm done, I got the drift, that's right, I don't

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you anywhere near me, in fact, everyone on the court gets the f out of the way because I'm about to do it ooh when I say go to the ball, okay, ready, come on, oh oh, come on, okay, I'm walking to the basket.