Can 4 Guys Beat A Professional Pool Player?

- Let's destroy these

guys

! - Let's go, Let's go, Let's go, Let's go! - Very good Keith! - Oops. - Well, you brought him back to dangerous land. - Damn! - We were so good the first time! - Do you often find that people do not respect the idea of ​​a

professional

billiards

player

? - No, I can't find it at all. It seems to me that they don't respect the idea of ​​a

professional

female

pool

player

. - Are we about to be swept away? - Bah-bam! - Wow! - There is a kind of sexist attitude in the

pool

world.

I have encountered men who have literally told me to my face, "Women don't belong in the pool room." Bah-bam! (laughing) - Wow. Well well. - Wow! - Oh, wow! - I mean, literally, almost every guy I come across, whether they play, whether they've never picked up a stick or something, thinks they could

beat

me. Thirteen in the corner. (balls hit) - Wow. Well. - My God. - This is... You're being rude to your new friends. - I guess I just go ahead and... (laughs) - I just ease up on it. - Just loosen it up. Just loosen it up a little. - Loosen that belt! - It seems like... - We should distract her again. - Yes. - Then- - Bah-bam. (applause) - Wow.

Admittedly, Zach's butt is very distracting. - Because it's like, how is it so flat? (applause) - It's about four fouls, but it's okay. - Okay, everything is fine. What does it take to be good at billiards? - Lots and lots of hours. I would go to work, leave at five, go to the pool hall, stay until two, three in the morning and do it again the next day. And then spend every weekend there for probably 10 years. - That's like me and bars. - I think we should go for seven. (laughs) - I've seen people hold the ball, is it legal? - No. - Oh. (laughs) People are just wrong! - Now, you have to be able to visualize the angles in your head, maybe have a little knowledge of the physics of balls. (laughs) (groans) - We're so bad. - Like any other professional athlete, you have to be able to get to that zone. - I'm going for the three. - Oh wow, that's a crazy choice. (applause) - Old-fashioned Bah-bam! (applause) Yes!

I didn't expect that to work! - Put the four, not the eight. - It just sneaks by. Just sneak it in! - Just sneak it in. - Just sneak it in. - You got it, you got it, you got it. You got it, Zach! - Just keep doodling. (suspenseful music) - That's a pretty tough shot! - That's pretty difficult! That's a pretty tough shot! - Wow, you're a great defensive player. - Thank you. - Professionals and billiard players must have the mentality that they are always playing at the table, not necessarily against opponents. You can try to make it difficult for me by hiding the white ball, right?

In a place where it's going to make it difficult for me. I'm going to do a quick one-shot. I'm going to see something. I'll call it right here: Oh hell yeah. Oh yeah! - No! - Please Jesus. (suspense music) (cheers and screams) - Alright, deal! - Wait, so there are more advantages you can give us? - It's called adjusting. So when you play with someone and the game is off, if I

beat

you a lot or you beat me a lot, we would adjust. - Now the third game, you have to hit your balls in numerical order from one to eight or whatever. - Correct.

Yes Yes. Throw them in order and then put the eight ball in at the end. - Third game! - Third game. - Here we go! - Ned, you're doing very well. You are basically the strategist of the team. - I am the room where it happens. - Oh, it's a great break! - Wow, look at that. Come now. Come on, get in there girl. - Call him Dolly Parton. Everything was a failure, no balls. (laughing) - Oh, wow, how cute. - I'm going to go to side 12. - Eugene, your form is excellent. And you're bah-bam, it's a little intimidating. - Bah-bam! (moans) - Keith, you squat really well on the ball.

You have a good, firm shot. I like it a lot. - Here we go Keith! - Zach, you have a lot of finesse. - No! - Wow. - So what do we have to work on? - Bag balls? (dramatic music) - Oh, and then the two? - She has both. - Oh my God. - Careful, careful. (dramatic music) - Wow - Look at that! - That? (dramatic music) (cheers) - Are you going to jump? (dramatic music) (cheers and screams) (dramatic music) (laughter) No! (laughs) (dramatic music) - Oh! - Go up and down the table. (intense music) - Go ahead and get this here. - (gibberish) - Not this time! - What a great man! - If we had to choose one thing that is your biggest impediment, what would it be? - I will have to say that I will have to play left-handed.

I'm terrible, terrible.- - The old fool foot. - Yes. - So you're telling me there's a possibility. - Yes. - You're playing for the most popular pair of pants of all, Eugene's jeans. - They're actually more pants. - So this is where I can really buh-bam. - Oh, this is full buh-bam. - This is complete buh-bam. -Everyone backs away. Keep those hands steady on the table. (climactic music) - Ah! - Buh-bam! (applause) - He has two! - We have two? - Two stripes! - We have two stripes! (upbeat music) - Buh-bam! - Yeah! Yeah! - I hope he doesn't hit me right in the dick.

I'm just... (laughing) - Buh-bam! (applause) - How did you do that?! - How do I backtrack? - You did it low. - Buh-bam! (applause) - Okay. - It's surprising how many times I've done that today. (upbeat music) - It's okay, it's not terrible. - Your left-handed shot is better than any of ours. (upbeat music) - Is there enough mustard? - There was! - She is on a different level than us. - Oh! - I mean I lost my left hand. Its not cute. - Okay, we have a chance. - We have a chance. - Eugene! - Now remember... - Buh-bam! - Four opportunities. - Eugene, this is to save your pants. - Buh-bam! (intense music) (laughs) (moans) - What a fun thing that would have been. (dramatic music) (cheers) - Let's go for that one.

It's fun not having pants. (dramatic music)-Oh, she's coming in! Oh no! - Yeah! Wow, we have a chance! We have a chance! - Okay, I'm going to hit it right on the eight... - Gently. - (whispers) Softly. - And then don't smell. - You don't smell. - You don't smell. - If we scratch the eight ball, that's not losing. -No.-What if she could be a hero? - You can be a hero Zach. This is your moment. - Okay, you have this Zach! (intense music) (cheers and screams) (triumphant music) - I think we should license that Three Doors Down song. - (singing) A hero to save us! (Rock music) - Eugene, give me your pants! (laughs) - Good game, good game! - It's so impressive to see you.

It took all possible impediments to defeat you. - Absolutely. My pleasure. And you

guys

literally got better from moment one to the end. - Well, thank you very much for joining us today. What other sports should the four of us practice together? And be sure to stick around for the next three episodes. We have darts, we have soccer, which is actually soccer, and we have competitive food. Finally, my chance to shine. (Tries Guy's theme song) - Okay, then put in as much body as you can. (Melissa laughing) - Body! - Body-ody-ody. Oh wow! - Wow! - Look at that booty! - It's like an emoji! - Jesus Christ, did you get butt implants? - Maybe you want to take a step back. - Holy! - Oh!