Luis Piedrahita: Preguntas - El Club de la Comedia

good night good night life is a journey that goes from the cradle to the grave full of questions that stimulate and also disturb our brains questions like what happens if you drink expired poison it kills you more if you are with your mother no problem it won't hurt you Saying that for a day nothing happens are questions, for example, that chance governs what things can be sold in the checkout line of a supermarket and what cannot, that is regulated in some way, chewing gum, batteries, razors, condoms since they have in common. razor and condoms, the risk of putting that together and gum and condoms, worse, imagine that you are wrong and today these gums are what they say, I don't know, the flavor also sounds familiar to me in products that are there, like the gummies, these gummy bears. of this brand what is the name of drawing and we don't know there isn't we don't know before if there was an advertisement that said it before we saw some oceans jumping in an infographic countryside and a voice sounded like a seductive Latin man saying area gummy bears I didn't look from aspects of Haribo, these of all, if I didn't pronounce it, I said daily gummy bears, I think it was liked, I liked it, yes, I think it was played when I said it, and then the super sinister music sounded, arico's gummy bears, I know what You are all thinking now at this moment if he can make that voice because he always talks to the other and above all there is everything in the supermarket checkout line there is everything there are lighters batteries small cacti milestones cacti cacti your little cacti lady cacti cacti the fruit of the clandestine love between a hedgehog and a cucumber cactus the cross small milestones and indoor plants the line of supermarket checkouts that I see and a question strikes me and the indoor plants in nature where they live there next to the batteries batteries Who doesn't know that there are batteries in the supermarket checkout line, no one would go down to buy batteries, ever, ever, because when the batteries run out, you are at home listening to your Goldman full of happiness, wow, flashback, do you remember the World Bank, there were two kinds of Walkman? the good ones and the bad ones, yours was one of those two types and there was only one way to know. base or rewind button that there will now be children of mtpe 3 if you don't like that it didn't have a rewind button and if you liked the song you were doing this consisted of inserting a bic pen or faber castell pencil in one of the little eyes or objects on the cassette and turn it as if it were a ratchet, don't do it with a CD that doesn't work, but turn it as if it were a ratchet, calculating the exact point where you thought the song started, then you tell it to the young people of today, they tell you there is no song. that it deserves that effort and when the batteries ran out you were at home listening to your wolman full of happiness and suddenly the pastori girl transformed into the exorcist's girl not one more my boyfriend is coming there is everything gum batteries razors it seems that everything can be sold in the checkout line of a supermarket but no it is not like that one day you pass in front of the checkout line and you see there a Danone curd and something inside your heart tells you this is not for sale these from someone who has cracked the question is another now the question is another how do you crack someone from buying a Danone curd what do you remember vibrates in the soul of a person who has entered with a determined entrance I said what the hell today I got a curd what the hell I've been there all week, how badly I deserve a Basque dessert and when it's at the dairy stand, a curd comes out and something happens between the dairy stand and the supermarket checkout line that makes you change your mind, something an internal flash something that makes him say that I'm doing that if it were if it were a chunky strawberry yogurt I understand it chunky strawberry yogurt looks like a bad thing obesa and pink strawberry yogurt with chunks looks too much like Hello Kitty's vomit like a bad feeling but of course the curd remains there in the line of forgotten boxes far from its family.

It is an incomplete tetra pak that has been severed, that has been mutilated and that has been left there longing for its little curd that has undertaken a journey that has been cut short and as the curd returns with its loved ones it does not return it does not return We said at the beginning that life is a journey that goes from the cradle to the grave and there is a type of journey that can never be made, the return journey cannot return to the cradle The curd cannot return to the dairy stand and has to gain friendship, improvise a new life in the supermarket checkout line, making friends with products, for example, batteries, and the curd, which is shy although paradoxically made of rennet, approaches to the batteries and it approaches hello I'm a curd and the batteries hello I'm a Basque dessert so tell me more about yourself little Basque dessert I come from a refrigerated stand in the afternoons you have to put on a cardigan look you aspire sounds interesting little Basque dessert tell me more things About you, tell me things about that place where you come from, I know Actimel, you know he has more than 100 billion in the case of immunity and batteries.

I don't care how you are going to make friends with the ranks that are bipolar. Life is a journey that goes. From the cradle to the grave we arrive with our eyes closed and we leave with our eyes closed but please while we are here keep them open thank you very much good night