Big Fat Quiz of the Year 2006

and welcome to the big

quiz

of the

year

2006

, it's like testing the nation, but for the drunks who don't care how stupid you are, if your family hasn't come to blows yet this christmas, just split into two teams and we. We'll see if we can't help you with that, so grab a pencil and paper or a crayon if that's all you can and let's meet our team, team number one, a blonde bombshell with the comfort of eight eyes and a body to die for . for and beautiful teenager Cat Deeley to lock up your daughters and son, it's best to be safe from Little Britain, it's David Walliams and keep an eye on the cattle while you're at it because the Royals are Rob Reiner and finally 10 the mighty. boosh, it's null field and from the 1876 Russell Brand, what a great lineup this

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I guess they all have the names of our pop

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teams, don't they, Jonathan, what have you thought? Well, we weren't sure what we were talking about beforehand when we and Espera, we came out here and looked at the opposition and decided to call ourselves the conventionally attractive team because they're all. I'm sure people would find the other teams, in fact, if they had to. they're kind of like a handsome stranger at the end there traditionally handsome who is russell now he's naughty looks like he's surprised listens to a lady i know looks like i don't think you look like rod stewart made love to a crow and who can say no, that's how you're going to do prevention, eventually attractive and looks good imagine my disappointment when I went to a room, expensive offer, David and Rob Haven, Rob, did you come up with a team? name yeah yeah we thought a lot about this with a lot of phone calls and we thought we actually got some writers and we thought yeah and we came up with Rob and Dave okay Nolan Russell of you guys are teaming up given the nature of his abuse towards my teammates I think it could be called Ravens spawn Oh rods lovely progeny, good teams and you guys at home, were you paying attention in

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Our first round has to do with the events of January and February, but first let me refresh your memory, Muslims. were outraged by a cartoon depicting Muhammad wearing a bomb for a hat. I'd say line up guys. I'm a coward, well done and Diamond was forced to leave Celebrity Fit Club for cheating. They discovered that she was not a celebrity like Charles. Kennedy says that when she wakes up in the morning it's time for the first round. Well, question number one. Eyes lowered. James Cracknell and Ben Fogle earn news for rowing across the Atlantic. My question, why did they decide to do the second half of the trip naked?

I'll write it, I got it when you're really cool guys, notice that the slightly cooler team hasn't written anything yet, combing your hair. I am suspicious of this technology. Jimmy. Okay, mockery or the engraving. Nolan. Oh, I distrust. Can we just not tell them and some scrolls? We're going to need some parchment and a quill. I knew the channel well this year for the comic relief. We'll get into that later, it'll be kind of an hour where I'll show you some slides. Now okay, everyone has something written about that, okay, next question, question number two, here's an old man publicly apologizing after being discharged from the hospital.

Look, my family and I are deeply sorry for everything that Vice President Cheney and his family have had to do. Let's look back on last week, sending you our love and respect. Well, what I want to know is why he was apologizing. What I want to know is what happened to his old man. I like the way people can laugh at the unfortunate events in this lady's life. To be fair, if she's French, then we're set. We've done it. Okay, for the next question. To those renowned current affairs experts Girls Aloud Hello, okay, back in January, what the 17th of the North brought joy and heartbreak to the capital by making an unscheduled trip to the city.

I didn't hear that because I was just thinking about which one I would like. sleep with the mouse, you've made an order, well I was making one at the time but I got distracted because they started talking, let's move on, I'll tone it up, check out this clip of Pete Burns and Worthy MP George Galloway on Celebrity Big Brother , that We would all like to do our best and we were also distracted by the fact that we realized that if they are not careful they will look like people and send me a couple of years. Right, my question about that click on the interpretive dance guessing game they were playing there what emotion were they trying to convey that was what would you mind if you do it every day very nice when you do it I enjoy it thank you very much okay the final question for January and February Shelley Rodman was Britain's soul winner at the Winter Olympics bringing home a very respectable silver there she is in action oh yes she is quite a lady but what is the name of her sport well what is it called football , confirms it, okay, we've made a very strong start here in the middle, well, I'll be the judge of that.

Do you already have your answers? Wait, we just want our last part. Yes that's fine. I won't keep you in suspense. I'll give you the answers to the first round right now. I asked you why James Cracknell and Ben Fogle row the Atlantic, what do they all have? Kat and Jonathan. He is irritated by the clothes my xscape is wearing. You don't change anything and you have it because you were in love. It's a beautiful center and you should get there just for Being romantic, Owl and the Pussycat of course never work with it, that's a very good point, well made, who knows what it would produce, well I can say you have all the reason, the reason they were naked from the waist down is because of chafing.

In fact, I have a photo of James Cracknell sauce that is absolutely genuine. Take a look at this. It also answers the question about face transplant. Well, I asked you what the old man was apologizing to Vice President Dick Cheney for that you have. he got shot cutting off a dick, they shot him, they were hunting, yeah, and they shot him, and I think in the United States at the time they were talking about India and it was all the other news there and there, and despite who was on the receiving end of the bullet apologized for being shot, how pathetic is that but it is absolutely the right response to think he was shot by a dictator, you are also right, yes we have shortened Dick Cheney to DC. but other than that, we are in complete agreement with the previous teams, we put you in trouble, well-being, okay, next, what happened with the face transplant, ladies, original face, what have you gone?

I think we didn't understand well, I thought you meant after it's removed, what do they do with it, so I guess it was sold on eBay, okay, you bought it again, we take it very seriously, we want to win, it was bitten by a dog, that's exactly the old excuse that the dog ate it. see if I may - Nolan Russell and they're not taking it seriously, that's right, come on, next one, whose unexpected visitor brought delight and heartbreak to the capital, okay, let's see what you came up with before we return to Girls Aloud, wait .

We were going to say something like P decay. I saw it very well. We think it's the big whale. You have the whale trapped in the Thames. A very sad story of Ariel getting stuck in the ten. A whale, not a whale. Then, a whale got stuck in it. The Thames and people standing and holding it throwing water on wet towels, that's one thing, but it was all in vain. Unfortunately, Jimmy the whale died and a nation was united in grief, even people who previously wouldn't have cared too much about a whale, perhaps. I've thought a little about a dolphin who has a eternal smile and could be a killer, but this one blew away our preconceptions.

I think that sums it up best, Rob. I think it's best summed up by Nolan Russell's answer, which was that whale. I think Russell and Noelle have done it there, they've boiled down what I said into a nice bite sized bite, why are you looking at the butt like this? It's to ask, you're like where bird, we can't believe you're sitting. so painting the chairs we're just testing our artists we just want to pass the quiz that's all we ever wanted just to be on a quiz and now we're here questioning Russell's art in particular yeah do you have any other ones? clothes well guys, you chose to attack my danger.

I have these accessories. I look great and fine and nice, but if they look like they robbed C&A in an alley, long after they finish fighting, let's go back to Girls Aloud and see if that's the correct answer was that on the 17th, take them thanks to God, you're absolutely right, it was the whale coming up the Thames. I was surprised that people weren't as excited when Jade Goody didn't quite finish the huge amazing creature marathon. Until its final moments, okay, what were the voyeurs? and George Galloway tried to convey any idea. Clyde loves a brother Liberty, so I watched the whole thing and I remember it because he was very, very touching because they represented the disappointment of losing a puppy and calling him by his name. you're not going to come back that's exactly what we thought was confusion there were men to be expressive I was puzzled yes yes because in my house we skyped the episode and we put the blue button on that one to never delete it and there are none of your jobs to never be some of us do well enough with her earnings, I don't trust her, the public with a third of a live tour of old material, you got it right, what do you get?

Yes, I got that right, it was an emotion evoked by a dog, well I tell you how you can be right, you all did incredibly well, okay, in what sport did Shelley Rutland win silver? Why do you think it's something from Sweden or they just called it? skeleton skeleton skeleton she was the only person to win a gold medal in the British only measure. She got the money well. Congratulations on your well done, who's that new guy? Congressman done, well done, kids screaming, that means Congratulations to all the Russells you've gone for, we're right. tea tray and then in parentheses futuristic well, I will understand your skeleton from point four, the correct answer is Bob Scanlan, that is a character, if we were white, I say like a new series that involves an Indy detective named Bob Skeleton, it I could play. now everyone is welcome hello skeleton bob congratulations to your well done detectives we could play some kind of gothic beginnings get up yeah what mysteries would you invest in?

Listen, just give us 48 hours and we'll do the job if we weren't. so damn miserable I've been great we've gone out there coffins at the beginning of the amazing rock you can slide and then if we're okay we won't run out of running we would walk slowly down the alleys that a little slowly so I'd really see them well . I don't know how you're doing at home, but let's take a look and see how our panelists' schools are performing. I can't and Jonathan has five points. Come on, David and Rob. have six Norman Russell have three okay, we'll take a couple of minutes welcome back to the big quiz of the year and while March's Chantal doggedly agrees with April's president, let's remember some of the stories that dominated the news this spring Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes had a son, she supposedly had to remain silent throughout the delivery.

Mind you lived with Tom Cruise, she had to remain silent about many things that the tabloids described as a joke that Premiership footballers performed oral sex on each other. Other famous pranksters include Liberace Graham Norton and the gay man from Westlife. Well, I'm sure it all comes back to you now, so let's ask some questions in round two. A clinical trial went tragically wrong after horrific consequences. What did one's girlfriend do? of volunteers say their affected boyfriend looked like what just happened, charming jokes and then suddenly, no, no, he was put under inconceivable pressure, okay, next question in March, or Ches quit his role chef on South Park angry about an episode titled Trapped in the Closet that mocked his fellow Scientologist friend, Tom Cruise, the episode also parodied and took its title from the notable hip hope for which R&B star Oh, So, what R&B star, oh no, he'll write it, I know, tell your daddy and then weigh it, it's the hip. hop, it's the grandfather of hip hop, hip hop, not hip hop, hip hop's pleasure in this, but hey, take a look at this quote from the sun's editorial column after leaving an alcoholic shunda rentboy upset and having rejected a liar, they settle for a man who seems ready to retire what were they talking about don't say anything don't say anything sing well next question rock legend Keith Richards was hospitalized after a freak accident he wasn't I know , I know I don't want to go to your bed and they just Say, Jonathan, you're being very good in this round, well-made cats, eager to win, who's way, way under that shine and his face is curly and pampered and, yes, waxed.

Outside is a fiercely ambitious young woman who wants to take home the prize tonight. Silver trophy.Deeley and Jonathan Ross but our jock corner winners with 39 no building in Russell Brand my boys come with this Thanks for the trophy, we will never forget the support we received here, well done as we didn't want to find ourselves sexist distracted by the image that was a port in this dance today, well, ladies, gentlemen, at the end of the big pack it was the year 2006 watching at home I'm Jimmy Popovich for 23