6Teen (Episodes 59 - 61) | FULL MARATHON | RETRO RERUN

We bend all the rules It's time to go out with all my friends We like to be together in a place where we belong I'm 16 years old starting to find my weight I have a new job I'm going to start at the mall so today you have to do the right thing lately i have to do the good times what a pretty smile for the camera ah jonesy replaced my mint gum with these pranks i can't let my guard down even for a nanosecond since we moved to jonesy's dad's house they've been pranking me without stop uh what's with the arrogance, oh, pranking jen five times a day before breakfast really gives me a boost?

Don't have a boring bird watching job to get to? No bird watching, bald eagle, eagle watching at the mall, no way, wait, I guess they made a wrong turn migrating or whatever, thanks dr. suzuki mall management is paying me to watch them just to keep some bird protection group happy, you mean c-r-i-s-p-e-e citizens who actually support protected eagles everywhere, crispy, what do I eat fried chicken, nice name for a bird protection agency. until he wins the lottery jones meister has to make a living have fun at work uh, i better get going too it's almost nine uh jen, it's 10 a.m.

No, my watch clearly says 9. Who knew Jonesy was really good at something besides deciphering too much information a little sorry I'm late Coach Jonesy keeps playing these pranks on me at night there's no excuse for delaying Game penalty Excuse me, I'm pretty sure the skis are 200, not 2,000. I'll stay late to make up for it, you'll do more than that, miss. I'm doubling your sales quota and making you take inventory at the same time. Well thought out, now enter the game, miss, there will be two. thousand dollars, hey, how did coach take the matter of being late for work besides doubling my sales quota and leaving me with boring inventory?

Excellent, thanks for the positive side, I have more time for Paulo, he is a dreamer. Jones used to prank me all the time too until I finally got him to stop, how did you do that? Fighting back if you want, I can help you fight back. I've been in the trenches. I know things. This is not a war. It's just that Jonesy is an idiot. I can handle it. Of course not now, if you'll excuse me, I have a whole account stored. Goodbye check, hello, I withdraw 50, but I only took out 20. Holy cashmere, oh, but I can't keep it.

There must be some mistake. Attention, valued customers, we are giving away. our biggest grand prize in our "you save, we make you spend" contest and it could be yours I must have won the shopping spree here I come do you think I would have seen those glorified pigeons by now it's been four hours you know what they say about animals yeah you love something, let it pee, you mean release it, even better by releasing it, it can be wherever it wants on that note, it's time to go to the bathroom, buddy, they've played a prank on you, when it's over, jen won't know what. hit her you're going to hit jen no jude i'm going to make her pay she owes you money too nevermind ah jonesy you wrap the toilet in plastic now you'll never trust the bathrooms out of my way again why do I smell meat and why is the water brown ?

A beef broth cube. Oh man, now you'll never trust bathrooms again. What's with all that glitter? I want a contest at the bank. The ATM gave me all kinds of money. It must be a mistake. Which bank is going to give away? money the bank manager said we're giving away the biggest prize of all time and it could be yours now it's mine don't ruin this for me nikki we're out of lemons there's a bunch right there no juice for you precision cut clarity impeccable great color and wow a carrot and a half the four C's don't lie I knew all this work was a facade you're some kind of heiress don't you want to be best friends again? and no thanks hello new old friend nikki help me get her out of karma it's a beautiful thing oh hello you sound stressed it's time for coffee I'm stressed I think I'm sleeping eating or something sleeping sleeping you know like sleepwalking just with more trips to the refrigerator my uniform I'm almost out of it.

Maybe you and Jonesy should calm down with the jokes before. Oh, do you think Paulo saw? No, you're good at hiding for two hours from Trisha. My foot may never wake up, but at least she's nowhere to be found. I've been looking for you everywhere. Do you think half past two is the best time to sunbathe through the skylights for maximum diamond shine? Oh, take a look. F is giving away ranch hoodies to the first 30 customers. Really, what's the big rush? I need a bodyguard to protect the blink Caitlyn You and your diamonds are still there to protect me from Trisha.

My new booty is like a giant Tricia magnet. She's driving me crazy. You have to help me. I'm not really the bodyguard type. I can pay, yes. As? Exactly, are you going to allow yourself all this? Not now, Wyatt, are you going to help me or not? Hey Trisha, I want to hear the new song I wrote about Father's Day. What to give your dad so he doesn't have to grab a mustache trimmer or a tie? wow, there's only one thing more disgusting than socks with sandals and that's talking while singing, I'm Audi wow, you have a real talent for driving girls away, thank you, okay, who smells like soup, that would be me and why do I smell like soup? , you ask because jen put a bouillon cube in the shower head without mentioning that he pranked you with the old red sock in the laundry room trick, the bald eagle watcher, that's even your real name, too late, Sister sir, evading the rebel alliance won't help you now, I wasn't evading.

I was hiding your continued deception about the whereabouts of the eagles which is causing unwanted ripples in the force. Okay, so I sent some fake location reports. I had to do it. I haven't even seen the eagles yet. Come to my beautiful padme, we will find the eagles ourselves. I've seen them, you know you've seen the eagles, why didn't you tell me we've been together all day? It's like the weird guy is saying, you have to be one with the force, forget the stupid force, are you going to help me or not. the classic two left shoes prank let me guess jen stole all your right shoes is a new fashion trend right is out left is in you used to play the same prank on me until i realized your pranks fart keychains the cutting edge of humiliation technology Wasn't it me if Jen thinks she can surpass me?

He has no idea who he's dealing with. Someone should take care of him. Hey, Jen, I've been thinking about Wyatt and I decided to take you up on your offer to help me make a prank. jonesy i thought jen was going to cool down with the jokes tell nikki that was before jonesy changed my super glue hand cream it's working now while i take inventory if you're fishing for a senile teacher just trying to keep my figure under control Coach, I know how you feel when you played professional soccer. I remember having to work on getting rid of the beer gut I developed after we lost all the championships.

It was always playing to lose the gut, playing to lose. They cut me good times, good times, cheap uniforms, that's a five-minute major. to shame the uniform hello tell me the prank about operation jonesy is on the way don't worry jonesy won't know what hit him hey trisha i wrote another song mother's day is for your mom so help me talk singer if you sing another song tucky singy talk I'm going to sue your vocal cords. You're okay, thank you, why do you have your head bowed like that? I never thought I'd say this, but diamonds are more trouble than they're worth now about that payment we discussed, Caitlyn, I can't use it.

Don't worry about these, your neck muscles will adjust. I can feel the dark side of the room trying to escape me or maybe I'm just thirsty. Two shakes please, the more we simulate the forest, the more the eagles will dig it up, how do you know? all this I have no idea just follow my lead oh gross I mean it's okay we found the eagles it feels good to text the truth for a change dude I think I found the eagle's nest oh someone disgusting, you mean my disgusting idiot, jen has been leaving. them all over the mall and telling everyone they're mine, that must be Nikki.

I left him a message to meet me for lunch. Hey babe, ready for a taco stand and lock lips. Uh, Miss Dunwoody, what do you mean you can't wait? our what no no don't meet me halfway hello who's miss don woody my mom's best friend apparently we have a date oh man jen must have rearranged all the numbers on my cell phone sweet i mean tough scary no jude the big joke I've been preparing for days is about to bear fruit. Jen will finally be forced to admit defeat. I'm still trying to get back into shape.

I have to burn fat and build muscle. You may want to cover those muscles. I'm almost naked and he's not yet. You didn't notice me right, maybe she's her cousin ooh no, there are no scratches, her replacement uniforms have arrived, I'm dizzy and it's not a moment too soon, uh, jen, isn't it a little big on you? ? I ordered a larger size because I thought I gained weight, oh Jonesy, he must have taken my old uniform to make me think I had gained weight. Okay, remember when I warned you that the pranks would get out of hand?

Well it just happened, I haven't even started fighting, how? the breakup with Miss Dunwoody come on, there were tears, annoyance, what did you say? I told him that we are in different stages of our lives. I'm young and well, she's not why Jonesy. I never thought she would meet you here. You're supposed to be on Eagle Watch, man, you know, I come here every week to watch the lottery drawing on TV. Hmmm, the television is broken. Luckily, there is a very useful radio to check those lottery tickets. You could be this week's big winner. This is my week, I can feel it.

This week's numbers are 4 12 16 22 39 and 41. I won, no way buddy, that's awesome. I know I said I would win, but I say it every week. I can't believe I actually won this time. What about eagles? Let him shit on someone else. I left it. I'm a millionaire. The best performance of my career. What do you mean I just made up for Frank Jones? The lottery let you choose the numbers. Jude. I don't work for the lottery. Your secret is safe with me, okay Caitlin, this is getting out of hand, I know I can't get rid of Trisha, no matter how hard I try, that money doesn't belong to you, you have to give it back.

I learned a very important lesson today at the beginning. the money seemed great but it came with all kinds of problems overwhelming guilt i knew my old friend trisha overwhelming guess what i won the lottery i'm a millionaire watch out jonesy the money isn't as good as it seems yes it is Hi handsome Look, ya got ya I said what are you going to do with all your money, Jonesy, buy more ways to prank me, yeah, about that, I'm sorry, I got carried away, you're okay, my brothers and I prank each other all the time, but we love it, I guess .

Winning the lottery has made me see that it is much more fun to make others happy, so I decided to donate half of my winnings to charity. Seriously, which crunchy will restore the bald eagle's natural habitat so they don't have to shit on me. I'm not at the mall anymore, charity, I'm Audi, oh, I wish I'd thought of that. I'm glad you're sorry for the jokes, but there's something you need to know. Hold that thought. You haven't seen the best part yet, ta-da. I bought us all gifts why because I can afford it oh no you can't, your lottery win was another joke, the biggest one yet, yeah right, nice try, not even you could do it, but I could the numbers on the radio, that was me. so the tv wasn't broken and I'm not a millionaire I guess I have to make some returns ah wait there worm you still owe me 50 for the dolly settle for five bucks so I got you good so how come you don't?

I don't feel better, oh man, not again, I don't feel better now, I guess you gave the money back, yeah, and the bank manager was so grateful she gave me the big prize. Was it money? Oh man, a toaster oven that would want such a horrible grand prize. hot hot hot I'm glad someone can find a use for that thing if I knew I couldn't return opened food gifts Jude I would have bought you socks on the bright side at least you won't have to watch eagles anymore yes, crispy. I am very excited about my fake donation.

I guess none of us have much to smile about today unless you count watching Jude eat a strudel I accidentally dropped on the disgusting mall floor. hangers hangers can be so cruel Does this jacket look good? She wants to say that you look sensational. You're Vince too. Meet me for coffee in an hour. I can not wait. Oh. Does this scarf clash with my sweater? Oh. She wants to say that the scarf is perfect. Funny. Perfect is the word she would use to describe you. I'm Blake. Can I thank you with some food? I gave the fountain at noon.

I am there.Ah, stupid poodle. hanging out with all my friends we like being together in a place where we belong I'm 16 starting to find my way I have a new job I'm going to start last and then Blake asked me out too this is like the best day ever purchases of all time and Where were you while every guy in sight was asking Caitlin out? Sometimes I get a little nervous around boys. It didn't help that you were wearing that horrible sweatshirt and drooling. You flooded your eyelashes. Didn't you define flutter? Come on, there's no How a stupid flutter of eyelashes can make a girl irresistible.

You're either sexy or you're not, show them Caitlyn that can't be legal, don't worry, it's okay, I'm not going out with two guys, I just need one date with each guy. To decide who is right for me, I'm thirsty. How much laminate can I get for an old chicken satay? ew. None. It's from my days at Stick It Gross. You should sell it online. You should throw it away or bury it. Burn it down. I like Nikki. idea the best thing you're hooking up online little furry sat-tay no one's going to pay good money for rotten meat jude that's cool i'm more of a trader i wonder what i'll get in return probably botulism cool later time for my first date of the day coffee with vince wish me luck good luck hooking up every sexy girl in the mall so there aren't any left for the rest of us uh bitter oh much i can't sit here this table is reserved yes for me april harvest producers reserve western exposure two cups and it keeps coming so I put the emperor mascot on the back of my moped and sped out of there before anyone realized the penguin was missing oh Vince, you're too much.

I could listen to your stories all day. Oops, you better run if I'm going to get to my next day or duty, my next duty, which is to work on the lemon, bye sweet, my first job, chicken lover, 32, wants to trade you for a pen that glows in the darkness, so congratulations on the new home. Be as happy there as you were at the bottom of my backpack. Okay, date number two, show me what you've got. Hi Blake Caitlin, you look amazing. Is there a draft here? Oh, are you cold? Allow me, thank you. Where should we go for lunch?

No. I need to bring you lunch, oh Blake, no one has ever done something so romantic for me before, well then no one has understood how amazing you are before, that's true, you make me feel so inspired, so alive, you seem to have captured my heart , Caitlyn, you look like I've captured my hand and I'll never let go. Flipping burgers can't be wrong. If I can sing this song, I'm sick. of teenagers hanging around say hello to your new coworkers george and gracie nice to meet you kid welcome to the team I'm wyatt well, isn't he a polite and well spoken guy? george asked him if he knew how to make this uniform more comfortable that's pinching my butt george don't say that in a restaurant why aren't restaurants

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of buttocks george I'll just be here and it went on like this for the rest of the day they were arguing about buttocks man, you are So can't you just ignore them?

Try to tune out a two-hour debate about whether our straws are white with red stripes or red with white stripes. Go ahead, I dare you, you should try industrial strength earplugs. Those things really work. How do they work? You think I can stand clones without mentioning this moron? Hey look I'm a burger mcflipster uniform ooh pinch I should get some for home use. Good idea, bra. You'll never believe it. I just changed my glitter. Dark pen for these candy colored cigars Congratulations but those aren't cigars dude they're more feminine what are tampons yeah I always wanted a mature boyfriend thanks babe you wish you were there how are your dates? amazing, they're both so different and so cool, I mean, they're so cool, it's okay, we get it, but I can't keep dating both of them, forgive me, you certainly can, but I'm usually a one-boy girl, you're one too great buyer some have called me teacher, but what does that have to do with vince and blake?

You wouldn't buy a dress without visiting the other stores in the mall. Try them if you don't like them or they don't fit, you can always return them. The customer is always right. Looks like you have the best two for one deal. I love two for one. Deals, don't even think about giving the dress another spin for the first time, I got it, don't listen to it, Caitlyn, and I'm not saying this because you're hogging all the guys in the mall, I swear, although you could save some testosterone for The rest of us just say that what Jen means is that you're on a dating list, but at what price, half price?

Because it's two for one, hey, I give up, here you go ladies, hot and fresh, pass the cats, you mean ketchup, I think I know how. to pronounce my favorite condiment now pass the cancerous ketchup cats either way it's bad for your heart forget about my heart I'm more worried about my hemorrhoids that itch or burn oh wait your burgers ah that's the third time today you'll give me the cats up or not until you pronounce it catch up it's pronounced ketchup the way it's written and who decided to spell it that way it doesn't make any sense oh and cats up it makes sense yourself you snore it's like sleeping next to a bear with a head cold well you're like kill me, kill me now so have you already chosen mister wright or at least mister now not even close?

First Vince took me dancing. He could immerse you for hours. Great care. Every rose have thorns. Then Blake wrote me a poem. You are a flower and a jewel a prayer for this sad fool I want to jump into your pool and be your sweet tool of love oh blake caitlyn you are my destiny lin wait I'm sorry destiny lin it's romantic are you going to let me Finish or not, it's okay Faith Lin, continue anyway after that, then surprise me at work, this time I untangled them, oh that's cool, just when I thought I had made my decision, Blake showed me the stars, that's Orion and the Big Dipper, oh , and that's my favorite.

Caitlyn constellation Is there really a constellation called Caitlyn? It's not a complete constellation just one star that's all I can afford you had a star named after me now every time I look up at the sky I'll see you oh blakey oh tough choice I am I'm so happy for you right now I could scream "aha" Every time Vince is around I listen to music and then there's Blake with his poet's heart and his tragic appearance, so I've thought about it a lot and I really think please don't say it. It doesn't say what you think you found, we've heard it a million times before FYI, that wasn't what I was going to say at all, oh sorry, what I was going to say is that I really think it's both, yeah I choose Vinci, I have to get rid of Blakey and if I choose Blakey, I have to get rid of Vinci.

What should I do? Start by getting rid of the and their names. How do I choose just one? It's like saying I can only wear one pair. of shoes for the rest of my life a lady just offered me a lamp for those unspeakable ticklers who is tiffany a tiffany lamp those things are really valuable sweet I don't really need them, but maybe someone else does wow, it's quiet here, too silence, yes, we. I came to listen to the bickersons ah, they're on a break, it's the only time they don't argue, they just pour themselves some hot water in tea bags they brought from home and then they sit there, watching and drinking without saying a word. word.

They've started a trend, okay, creepy, here we go and another thing: the coins are too heavy, no, no, they're too shiny, the shine doesn't make them sink in my pockets, the weight doesn't make them blind me to the light, Oh. they're adorable hmm they remind me of you and the way you love to argue no one argues better than you baby bickersons aren't adorable they're so annoying not to mention they're driving away customers oh I need a new job . Hey, a guy wants to trade my Tiffany lamp for a couple of plane tickets to Hawaii. Way, buddy, you're kidding.

You could only turn a piece of rotten chicken into airline tickets if you weren't allergic to poi. Hello, doll face. guys vinci do you hear that sweet tunage hello blakey uh that's blakey I mean blake my brother yeah brother wait here who is the one kissing you is it just vinci I mean vince my brother wait here whoa I didn't know Caitlyn had a brother and now she has two I really have to start paying attention I have to re-plan our next date see you later doll face I'll see you on our date mwah cheers you're right jen I can't go out with you at the same time I'm glad it's finally over I'm totally out of shape .

If you have to limit it, do it quickly. Just let the first guy who does something you don't like. That should be pretty easy. Perfect. Vince, we need to talk. This used to belong to my grandmother. me on his deathbed to give it to the girl who stole my heart this is so beautiful damn oh i must have left my wallet at home really cool we need to talk this man is having a heart attack sir stay with me you are De In fact, he saved that perfect Tim's life. You know, I don't like to complain, but this time I can't help it.

The bickersons are chasing away customers and not really doing any work and I can't take it anymore. in a more mature clientele it was a big mistake, let's go under, get rid of them and you can really have a raise, I'm afraid Burger Mcflipsters will have to let you go son, are you really going to fire a man five times your age getting older Without our paychecks I don't know how we'll survive Gracie is so fragile losing this job could kill her it's okay georgie we can always survive on ketchup ketchup soup don't get me started last question is he more likely to give a kiss? your hand b kiss your ass or c say goodbye to your cash a okay, according to the first three magazines you should stay with vince great, but according to the last three magazines you should stay with blake ah stupid exams hey doll face, there's an art hot Tonight, you win, sure, okay, bye, Vince was leaving later, brother, your brother is very sweet, we were raised by hippies, there's a gallery open tonight, I'll see you there at seven, sure, yeah , later, you realize that you just agreed to go. to the same event with both guys vince art exhibit blake gallery opening oh no what's up with the drama ladies caitlyn just double booked her dates for tonight?

Don't worry about anything, the jones meister will take care of everything, attention, customers, burgers, mcflipsters. he's making a small price change to cover costs from now on hot water will be five cents a cup you can't make the water hot for free that's not how you dare to respond to georgie he was in the war it's okay I'm outside of boycotting mcflipsters Flipsters, the water may not be free anymore, but we're right, we'll get back to work. The artist is fashionable in Berlin. Oh, what a euro. I really want to spend the night with you. Me too.

Stay here. I'll be right back caitlyn we're going to have a fantastic time wait that's it I thought I'll be right back I changed my mind I can't do it caitlyn calm down I've got your back put the earpiece in your ear and I'll talk you through this and if your plan fails at least I'll mix it up sorry for that bathroom it's worth the wait kaitlyn blake at 10 o'clock face to face you know you just left and then you think I could go again right now Soon sorry Blake where were we? I was about to kiss you Vince at 8 o'clock.

I don't know how you're talking to me. No, I mean, yeah, why don't you get us drinks? You'll take some time to calm down, go now, shoot, grab your crayon, soda might be good for bladder problems, hmm, thanks, blink at six o'clock, stop telling me what time it wasn't. Are you OK? No, because I really did. pee come back modern art it's so realistic I'll bring us new drinks don't stay I'd love to but I've heard about cousins ​​kissing but you two are brother and sister I'm so sorry why are you apologizing to your brother because I'm not his brother okay vinci no he's my brother and neither is blakey i've been dating you two i just can't share my lady with anyone ciao you broke my heart bye caitlyn now imagine you're a butterfly and flutter maybe you're trying too hard story of my life someone offered me their condo in new york for the plane tickets a holy condo but I have decided not to keep it no how come I didn't care about any of the things exchanged?

The way I care about chicken satay, it may not be edible, it may be lethal, but it's mine, so I traded the condo for it and now it's back where it belongs. You got lucky. You know what you want. Jude. I wish I had figured it out before Blake. and vinci left me something she tells me there will be more attractive guys i want to go out sometime it really works kaitlyn you are a genius she would love to go out with you