Northernlion's Best Of Twitch - September 2021

like the reels of a slot machine until two hearts appear, then they appear in three-dimensional space and steam comes out of their ears. You see the outline of a heart coming out of his chest until the streamer goes off and then when he does this his tongue goes into his mouth and the reels of his eyes spin back and turn into eyes and then everything is fine , the pianist is definitely his most popular song yes, probably yes, who is it? Wait these are real people it's billy joel hannah montana's old man yeah oh my god I love these races that are like a flat field you just have better acceleration you win unless you turn around. in a random terrain, which actually happens all the time, they've already left it, this is a routine man, sometimes you find a level 9 car right away, oh my god, sometimes you find a level nine car right away , sometimes we have to win a thousand battles, in reality we lost, we lost because we turned into nothing, yes, you heard that they are making a new Mario brothers movie, it's really true, they just announced that in the director, apparently, so yeah, that's so sick.

The original movie is so good, will they come back? Yes, John Linguazambo says that Luigi. A Super Mario movie starring Chris Pratt will arrive on December 20. It was instantaneous. it's faster why we build roads you can't trust some people of color outside the lines they need little rat holes to get in they need they need the government to tell them where to go what to do how fast to drive what to do what to do with the seat belt security, etcetera, etcetera, the rest of us free thinkers who aren't afraid to do a little of our own research, marched to the beat of a different drummer who said there are the naked women, but it's after he got rid of the

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part of the band, I don't remember if it was canceled or if he just got caught doing cocaine and then kicked out of the band, which I hate to say, but if it's the latter that's weak sauce.

Man, you're in professional music, come on, you're going to fire the

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member of your band for doing cocaine like that. You are holding yourself to a higher standard than every band that has ever existed in the history of the earth. Honestly, a kids album I like literally killed someone, so what did Keith Moon do? You're still throwing up when he leaves, but he's plugged in and look, he's on a green bar, but now, here we go, come on, you're. Well, we have solved it, I hope sorry. I was checking someone's chat history to see if he needed a mute, timeout, or ban and then I saw they wrote yesterday.

It's hard to believe how bad Dirty Grandpa is and I've decided. to let you live one more day you can live one more day as a result of not having the worst opinion that's not so bad five seconds two games build build three seconds come on that's why you always think three in this car hey whoa Wow, what am I fighting against Bear? I'm hitting a bear with a guitar right now. Oh, you guys are dead as hell. They are hitting the bear with the guitar. I killed the bear with my guitar. I am eating now. her corpse she was like I'd love to work out wink wink husband was like I can't buy or something they'll cancel me she's like I'd like a climber husband it's good to try you think I was born yesterday buy you a piece of exercise equipment that you specifically ordered I'm not trying about being canceled she finally told me flat out to go get it I was shaking on the fitness planet I told people to put away their phones there are no pictures of me buying this ladder hey who is this ladder because it's for me it's for me okay, it's for me most nerds answer this so that's probably my thought i'll choose it i'm willing to take the l if this isn't in the top three i'd bet my life savings oh wow well thanks no more college for you, it's not walking on eggshells, you're walking down the sidewalk and people are trying to throw eggshells, you know, with the less generous reading of what you just said, if you filter it, it's not me , but someone. who's crazy might misinterpret what you're saying uh if you do shut the fuck up jesus christ okay move on you'll run out of eggshells. i-22f was sleeping at my boyfriend's house 33, man, okay, half your age older. seven is not that the general rule I don't know that's half your age plus seven makes it safe, but also 22 33 that's a long time look well, no, this is not Jermaine's problem this is just my personal thought, okay , what's this, okay, okay, and the next frame, whoa, whoa, oh, they're going to take double damage for the weakness, whoa, bro, what happened to your squad?

What happened to your squad? Where is my squad? Where is my? team, did we even attack?, only one attack occurred, there were no attacks. Can you imagine getting to nine wins and then facing the team where your team literally can't even attack? That's the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life. my life I'm actually so good at video games tricera truck line you piece of trash excuse me Bigfoot is tough why can't I please he got stuck in the bear trap oh come on Let's go look for it, man, where is your house, friend? the way it looks like it's here we have a health bar now the boss fight guy lost by one hp and ate it at 4000 degrees celsius oh this one I'm not that far away yet this one might have oh it's just glitter, I think it was good, yeah this one is definitely good, it made a nice little animation oh it's Hannibal that's cursed well oh he's jumping he's lost his body man his body slowly comes back oh no wait This saliva becomes a body, this is their party trick, I like to imagine.

This animation might look really good, it might actually surprise you, you have to hold out for the last one, yeah, this is a scene between Robert De Niro and uh and Aubry Plaza. I'm sure you can figure out who's who. I'm sorry. I don't know if I can do this. I haven't done it in a long time. I want you to open my bra like it's a social security check. Tell me you've fallen and can't get up. I have fallen and I. I can't get up tell me things were better under Eisenhower things were better under Eisenhower we like ike we like ike we like ike are you coming or are you dying?

I'm not sure maybe both this is another scene between uh aubry plaza and robert de niro for what it is, it starts with aubry plaza and then it alternates line by line for what it's worth, I still love you oh let's go yeah let's go to thunder, you're going to make a tsunami in my face. It will flood like the Nile. Yes, I guess the drought in me has finally come.