The Graham Norton Show FULL S20E14: Ben Affleck, Sienna Miller, Ryan Gosling, Emma Stone, et al.

Love on my shoulders. I thought it would be easier than this I thought my heart had grown cold but the warmth of your kiss I can't dismiss it though my past has left me bruised I won't hide from the truth when the truth won't let me lie right next to you but He holds his ground and he stays strong even though I tried to make him play the part but I can't fake it, he still holds on and he stays strong even though I tried to break him, God knows I can't shake him. Keep holding on oh holding on oh I've seen times that were harder I remember the taste of bitterness Won't you help me, my father, help me fall in love with the love I've missed?

So my past has left me bruised, from which I hide. the truth when the truth won't let me be by your side oh but it holds on and it stays strong even though i tried to make it play the part but i can't pretend it still holds on and it stays strong even though i tried to break it and it knows I can't shake it, it waits and waits and goes but it stays and pings loudly even though I tried to get it to play the part but I can't fake it. It's still holding on and it's staying strong even though I tried to break it and I know I can't get rid of it and love is all toughness and oh and wow, wow, beautiful work Gregory B, come and keep the water going.

Those musicians, well done sir, congratulations, that's beautiful, come in, take a seat here next to Ryan, there you go, how are you, thank you, make a SE, it's a pleasure to hear you sing, that's beautiful and I was going to say. the album, take me to the alley, but you probably know that, so it's off the album, uh, take me to the alley, which is out now and nominated for a Grammy H, yeah, mhm, graul, are you going? Absolutely, yes, and when is it, um, is it. oh oh February 12th okay I guess we'll be thinking about you at night yeah good luck good luck to you now um and of course it's interesting that you're here on the night of a movie that's about jazz have you seen the the?

Yes, you know what I saw. I watched La La Land on some kind of dodgy Russian download website. No, I don't approve of Gregory, we didn't need that part of the story. You know, these are cats and I wanted to be prepared. Great, great, yeah, I just stole a car and I went, but no, I had to see it because you know I was home. I hadn't had a chance. I'm cleaning up, you know, leaving The Gutter and all kinds of things. Nobody cares that I'm a Grammy winning artists at home they don't care they like to take out the trash so your benefit was to see the la good so I saw Yes I saw yes while breaking the law while breaking the law land in flames something a sip of this whiskey oh Take a sip so you've earned it and now, real quick, real quick, why does your nickname suck?

And I may regret asking that question. Do some research. Yeah, and my brother, my brother and I were running around a friend's house and him. I jumped on the porch and I jumped off the porch uh and over the porch railing and I tried to do the same thing, my brother is a little bit bigger so I tried to do the same thing and my foot got stuck and then I go 4T to the ground head first um , I didn't break both my arms, but the last day, but on the grass on the ground there was a bunch of fresh hot dog, so and you know no, you don't know this is I don't know, everyone knows about black American families. , the way we feed our dogs, we feed them leftover corn from the table, chicken bones, so all of that was just you know while my little nine year old arms were trying to hold on.

Myself, this dog dookie made it to the back of my throat, so I obviously spit it out. I washed my mouth with everything I could. This is the worst part. This is the worst part. This is the worst part. What is the worst part? you know, you know how, when you have a little dog on your fingers, you know, you wash it, but it's still there, yeah, for about two days I was talking and thinking, hey, you know, but it was still the taste and that's why today I sing well no, but may you sing more than beautiful beautiful thank you very much listen before we go and I have a curious feeling the stories will not be as good as those and we have Let's Just Hear It For That H, we have time for our first visit of 2017 to the big red chair, so who's there?

Hello, hello, did you fall on a dog? No, what's your name John John? Are you from Scotland? I'm from Glasgow, yes. Okay, and do you still live there or now in London? London now, what are you doing here? I work in sales in sales, what kind of things do you sell? Well one day I'm about 14 and I'm at school and this guy comes up to me with my friends and gives us all a floppy disk and says look at this tonight when you go home, so on the way home from school school, I'm Thinking this was very doubtful, I decided to go to a friend's house.

He is Vicor's son and has a PC in his room. I didn't have that, so go to his room. Put the floppy disk into the PC. Open the floppy disk. and it's like a treasure chest of porn, we're like a jackpot, this is amazing, so let's be smart about this, let's hide all the pictures so someone finds the drive and thinks it's empty, so I select all the pictures and I click with the right button. with the mouse, scroll down and click hide, but accidentally somehow you end up pressing print now your computer is on a home network your mom, the wife of a Vicor, is in your family room with the printer, she is practicing the church organ, the church piano for the for the songs for the church organ that Sunday the printer starts working so he does John we are dead what are we going to do I say, don't panic, we didn't know what was there on the disk we opened the disk he stood up horrified and disgusted by what we found we tried to delete it all but we accidentally hit print so he's like cool cool cool cool good cover story about 20 minutes later the printer is still missing, his mom appears white, he's probably never seen anything like this. in his life before and he just says why is he printing porn non-stop from the computer?

Then my friend just breaks down, starts crying and says, it's all Jo's fault, you want to be okay if you join us on the

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and we do Sure you continue with the website and this same address, that's all for tonight , please thank my guest Mr. Greg, the reporter ran goling Emma Stone Sienna Miller and Ben Affle, join me next week with music by Ed Sheran, actress Christina Richi and Oscar Matthew McCon. See you then, good night, goodbye, the guy is in love with his new producer, but so is his nephew at Radio 1. Jan slam continues.

She visits the Radio 1 website from time to time. Listen to it every morning at 8:00 a.m. m.. Visit Dev during the weekend. and Grimmy for the whole next week, luckily I didn't find out until later that he was some kind of sex symbol, it's hard to say, or something, so one day I walked into a store and this guy said, "You know, you're." You know, Princess Leia, yeah, he said, I thought about you every day from when I was 12 until I was 22 and I said every day and he said, well, four times a day, oh, what do you see?

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