Strip Club

The guys trip me up and some of my kids were in the hotel room, we were before the game, we popped bottles with zero models. There are no girls in this equation. I don't need girls. I'm with my siblings. I'm Gucci snakes, but my boys. They're on a different vibe they're like girls where the girls are so my boy alec goes, we go to the script

club

and everyone says yay, cut me here like mom, I need you to come pick me up right now, yeah, yeah. They're trying to take me to the

strip

club

, how did you know?

Looking at a group of girls, but I'm shoulder to shoulder with a group of guys that just don't sound like my thing, bro, I'm chill here, ask for something. pizza and look at the amazing world of gumball i'm gucci steaks we're not going to screenwriting club but i know we're going trust me swooz you're going to love it i'm going to call uber we're all going uber is coming we get in and we get close as soon as i get out alec He runs up to me and talks to me as we walk towards the entrance, he gets to the doorman, he turns the corner and it's a script club, this is nonsense.

I see that there is half nudity everywhere. I'm going to um I'm going to go so Alex is after me he's like man don't be like that who is he bro it's cool if that's what everyone wants to do. I'm going to go eat something quick. Send me a text message. We will connect. Sure, I'm sure. Thanks for trying and I'm leaving, so I'm leaving the script club. I'll get something to eat. I'll do my thing. A few hours later I get a text in the group chat. Hey, the club is closed and you can come back.

Call my uber. Since the script club is closed, I'm just assuming I'll pick them up and then we'll head back. I make two stops, I go back to the screenwriting club and it's closed and everyone is outside. I look at my brothers and right behind them I see this guy who is six foot nine seven feet tall and looks like one of the giants from Game of Thrones. he's with his guys and all i hear him say is man look at this guy he ain't gon' sh look wow jeremy instantly goes to sleep jeremy didn't do anything to this guy this guy just picked jeremy randomly in a crowd and I just ran and hit him.

He had never seen anyone go to sleep like that. There's no nighttime routine, there's no moisturizer, there's no scrubs. The giant guy from Game of Thrones is clearly drunk. All my boys are clearly drunk. Jeremy is the biggest guy in my group, he's six foot five. and this guy is asleep, he's probably dead, so my boy jojo sees us, he's like your brother, what's up, jojo falls asleep instantly, then my boy nick sees this and says, yo bro, what the hell is he going to sleep, I don't understand if He's walking towards this giant with his arms at his sides, they're watching what's happening to the guy in front of them and they're still walking like an assembly line, so Alec is the last one standing.

I've heard stories about Alec in street fights, no, he just draws street fights, runs him over, jumps on the giant, squeezes his head as hard as he can and just throws all his weight at him. You look like Haggar from the final fight, like Alec is squeezing so hard he's turning around. red and then he starts lighting this guy up, I run up to him, I join him, I just start kicking him in the head like he's joking, I'm still by the car like oh my god I'm supposed to be home watching Gumball. He's not even supposed to be here.

I used to have the streets running through my veins, but now I live in the suburbs. Now I'm soft. Now it looks like the gang of giant guys are considering intervening. Now I have to act. Good day. Now come on it's time to transform, I get up and go, everyone knows I dabble in a bit of acting so I thought I'd bring out my best acting skills if I come across operations and they know I'm in that life. They don't see me and they don't want any trouble so I'm leaving, man I can't take them anywhere last night.

They kept the entire football team in the hospital. Remember this is the fourth night in a row that you all are here starting fights, Alec, let him go, but you are a professional boxer. His entire body is a registered weapon. I'm not going back to jail. Not for you. I made my cent. I'm not going to come back. Mention me. Wake up. Man, I'm trying to wake up my brothers, I'm here of course, everyone who was taking a nap, I wake him up and help him into the car, Alec, let him go, get everyone in the car, Uber leaves while I I was leaving.

I was a little impressed. I felt like my performance deserved at least an Oscar nomination. I was so excited I felt like I had just slapped someone. He made me walk away in the supermarket, looking at them like he wanted to keep my wife's name out of your mouth.