The Champions of The World

What happens when 800 of the

world

's biggest soccer players cross the season midway to go to the

world

's biggest soccer tournament? The players stop being polite and start getting hot, these are the world

champions

, this is Leo, our last chance to win the world. Cup, you mean my last chance to win the World Cup yours was in 2018. We're here to put England on top of the map, you mean the map like on the map of England behind you? That's England, that's what a map looks like. I like it and why you are here. I really love this country and its vibrant football culture.

Hello. I would like to take this opportunity to remind everyone about the Champions League with England in our group. This will be exactly like the American Revolution, which we learned about in a documentary during the plane ride here. We are back in the world cup and this time we will reach the quarterfinals. Well, if not, my old friends from Ghana haven't seen you. guys since 2010, no hard feelings, right, yeah, let me give you a hand, gentlemen, what are my favorite cash cows like? I mean, players, the flight was nice. I don't care here, let me guide you to your accommodation, everything is behind you, right?

This mansion no, no, this is for our corporate sponsors, their mansion is there, it's small, but when you consider that we built it in one night, it's actually very impressive. I would love to know how he did it, someone should do it with a little time. form investigative journalism on that at all, anyway, you'll love that each group has their own room, wait, we have to share, hey man, I think I'm going to get sick. Corporate sponsors have to share, of course not? the most important people here well, we came with terrible children but we will leave with the World Cup here here golden generation come on yeah, okay, these Americans are pretty confident for a team whose Captain Rogers, the ice bank foreign club, is not funny you mate, you put vinegar on your fries, they're called fries and you're one to talk, drink like that, it's called a pie stand, bro, it's a form of art work, so what's it like to be stuck with the English and the Americans, honestly?

I'm happy to be here attention Group B, we divide the room. Are you going to tell us what we can and can't do in our section like you do at home by dividing territory that doesn't belong to you? It's not right, yeah brother, maybe I can help. I have been integrated among Americans for some time now and have managed to learn a little of their language. No Cap, it's him, please, good luck communicating with them, they actually use Fahrenheit. Their teams are more common than you think, they are both full of young and interesting talent, but their women's teams are much better and much more likable.

Neither of you are going to win the World Cup and, frankly, you're both a bit annoying, aren't you? Be ridiculous, everyone loves English football, no, everyone loves the Premier League, you guys not so much, you weren't even invited to the favorites party, uh, favorites party, yeah, Brazil always throws a big party for all the tournament favorites. Bob, the board, England has been in many. important tournaments and I've never heard of a favorite party, awkward, you can do it Neymar, so more than you break it, oh so how's the Europa League? Wait, why is Canada here? Hey man, Canada is great, what a hard L to take this. be an American Revolution, but it feels like a Great Depression, yeah, what do you mean your stupid body anyway and you spell favorite room, there's supposed to be a you, holy we're annoying, I can't get enough of the Champions, me neither, is that why me? tricked Bleacher Report into giving me my own talk show tune into Champions chat on December 2nd but I'll be covering the biggest soccer tournament in the world you don't want to miss this the same way you did Egypt's bad ratings oh No, the lasers are back, okay, honey, come home.