Funniest Pick-Up Lines! | Friends

how are you, I'm fine, what, oh dear God, no one told you it was going to be like this, yeah, hi, um, okay, the next word would be uh, chandler, chandler is my name and uh, uh, hi, yeah , you said that, yes, yes, I did, but what? I didn't say it was what I was about to say what I wanted to say was uh would you like to go out with me sometime thank you good night do you like some gum oh it's sugar free I'm sorry it's not oh so no thanks what the hell was that mental note yeah jill goodacre offers you gum you take it if she offers you a mangled animal carcass you take it oh no, I scared you I said too much I'm desperate and clumsy and desperate for love hey janice It's me, um, yeah, I just wanted to apologize in advance for giving you chased down the street, I don't know, I guess I feel like I need to have one last fling, you know, just to get it out of my system.

Seriously, I really think I need to have some meaningless sex, you know, with the next guy I see, excuse me, I seem to have dropped the ball, yeah, and now I've

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ed it up again. God, you fell high, didn't you? Did you fall high someone was in the ladies room couldn't wait joanna this is my friend chandler bing joanna bing that's a great name cute it's a Gaelic for your turkey ready I'm going to go get knocked down any advice just be yourself but not much wish me luck good luck i wish him hello hello I was just sitting there and uh chandler my name is chandler I said that no you didn't say that hi I'm kathy ah kathy with a k or c with a k hey wow you're really good at this Hey come on , give me a break.

I'm in limbo. I'm sorry, you're right. You know, I've never asked a guy out before. You've never asked a guy out. No, have you thousands of times? Sometimes that doesn't make me sound very good, does it? I don't even know how I would do it. Oh, well, what I do is uh, I look a woman up and down and I say, "Hey, how are you?" Do you know what I'm going to do? I'll call him and ask him out. I can do that. Ask him out. How are you? Hello, Joshua. I'm Rachel Green from Bloomingdale's. Yeah.

I was wondering if Um, if you left your wallet at the store today, well, we found a wallet and we got the license, well, that's a good idea, well, let's see, yeah, this license belongs to a uh, it belongs to a sir, pheebs and um, yeah, okay. I'm so sorry to bother you at home, I'll see you tomorrow bye, you've done it a thousand times, I've never done it ooh, look at that girl, she's very good, yes, she is. Wow, are you doing what you're going to do? To the whole room I'm Chandler Oh Marjorie Do you mind if I don't please?

So what awaits you? I talk in my dreams, what a coincidence I hear in my dreams, so why don't you give me your number? Yes, hello. rachel here I am her sister oh my god jill oh my god rachel oh hi oh my god introduce us well this is chandler hi and do you know monica and ross and that's phoebe and that's joey how are you phoebe? that's a great name oh you so you should listen to my phone number okay uh cash this is my friend rachel rachel cash rachel hi hey that's why I haven't seen you here before.

Well, Joey probably just thinks I'll embarrass him, you know, he thinks I'm some kind of soap opera fan, which I'm not, I'm not, although I know your favorite flavor of ice cream is butternut butter and the name of Your dog is Wally, look I'm just petting. your arm here we go here let's go say hello to Wally well maybe you could go to school here next year and we could hang out oh yeah there's a plan why don't I start taking my smart pills now? Well, maybe you can get into a beauty scholarship oh what a line oh oh I have something good, it's this story that I came up with, very romantic, I swear, any woman who listens to it is like putty, very good, tell me, okay, Now you're going to want to have sex with me when you hear it, but you have to remember it's just the story, I'll try to control myself, okay, years ago when I was backpacking through Western Europe, you were backpacking through Western Europe, have a good one Six more months, Ross.

Okay, okay, sorry, please, you were in Western Europe and I was outside of Barcelona hiking in the foothills of Mount Tibidabu. I was at the end of this road and I came to a clearing and there was a lake very secluded and there. There were tall trees around everything was quiet, beautiful and on the other side of the lake I saw a beautiful woman bathing but she was crying, why Ross did I ever tell you about the time I went backpacking in Western Europe? Okay, get ready to see some pleading, oh. You came with Ross. Well, I'm so happy.

What are you talking about? You use the history of Europe. That's the magic story you use when you want to have sex. How do you know about that story? How do you know about that story? My friend Irene said it, who heard it from a boy, a boy, no, she told me his name was Ken Adams.