Album Recording Session - SNL

WHAT'S UP, EVERYONE. MY NAME IS JOVEN PICANTE AND I AM A PRODUCER. I'M ABOUT TO RELEASE MY FIRST ALBUM. JALAPENO JONES. THANK YOU FOR HELPING US TODAY. HOW ARE YOU? WHAT'S GOOD, SPICY? WE ARE JUST LOOKING FOR A NEW PRODUCER LABEL FOR MY BEATS, SOMETHING SEXY AND COOL. FOR EXAMPLE, SOMETHING LIKE, MAKING THAT MUSIC. AND WE'VE HEARD THEY HAVE SOME BEAUTIFUL VOICES, SO WE NEED TO HEAR THEM SAY SOMETHING LIKE, YOUNG SPICY SO FIRE. WE CAN DO THAT. WE GOT IT, MR. SPICY. I'M GOING TO START THE RHYTHM, YOU TWO TAKE IT OFF AND WE'LL HAVE LUNCH.

WE GIVE YOU SOME OPTIONS. THE SPICY YOUNG MAN HAS THAT FIRE. THE YOUNG SPICY IS EYE-CATCHING. EXACTLY LIKE THIS. FOLLOW THAT. OOH, SPICY, STUPID YOUNG MAN. OOH, SPICY CAN'T READ. DAMN, SPICY, ILLITERATE. GOOD. I LOVE IT. BUT FOR YOUR INFORMATION, I CAN READ. I AM A READER. GOOD. EVERYTHING WELL. WE GOT YOU. WE GOT YOU. OOH, SPICY CAN READ BUT HAS PROBLEMS WITH MATH. WE STOP STOPPING. I THINK WE GOT IT, MAN. We will have lunch. THERE IS NO LUNCH. SO YOU REMEMBER THE ASSIGNMENT, RIGHT? WE HEAR YOU. WE'RE OK. WE ARE ARTISTS. WE ONLY RESPOND TO VIBES.

THEN LET'S MAKE A DIFFERENT VIBE. LET'S MAKE SOMETHING LIKE, OH, SPICY, THESE NASTY SHAKES. VERY GOOD, FRESH. ONE MORE TAKE AND THEN WE'LL ALL HAVE TWISTS. TZATZIKI SAUCE ON THE SIDE. She takes TWO. OH, SPICY, YOU'RE DIRTY FOR THIS. LET'S GET ANOTHER COUPLE LIKE THIS, YES. SPICY, WHY DO YOU SLEEP NEXT TO YOUR LAUNDRY ROOM. SPICY DO NOT WASH YOUR PILLOWS. IT'S DISGUSTING. DAMN, SPICY, YOU HAVE THAT DARK RING AROUND YOUR TOILET. I AM UNCOMFORTABLE HERE. DAMN SPICY, YOU LIKE THAT. STOP. Okay, ladies, I beg you. CAN YOU SAY SOMETHING LIKE, OH, LADIES LOVE SPICY? YES.

AND AFTER THIS TAKE I'M GOING TO EAT A HUMMUS WITH THE PITA BREAD. DAMN, SPICY GETTING EVERYTHING PREGNANT. ABOUT MORE. THE BABY IS YOURS FOR SURE. DAMN, SPICY, WATER BROKE. DAMN, SPICY, I'M GOING TO FACE THE BABY. SPICY, TAKE ME TO THE HOSPITAL IN YOUR 2001 COROLLA. NO, NOT BABY STUFF, AND LEAVE MY COROLLA OUT OF THIS, OKAY? TALKS ABOUT HOW SPICY MAKES YOU HOT, SOMETHING LIKE THAT. GOOD. DAMN, THE SPICY MADE ME SWEAT. YES, THANK YOU. OH, I DON'T USED TO SWEAT LIKE THIS. I'M AFRAID. DAMN, SPICY, WHY IS THE ROOM SPINNING SUDDENLY? DAMN, SPICY, ALL I HAD WAS A SPRITE.

I SHOULD NOT FEEL LIKE THIS. OOH, I THINK SPICY, PUT SOMETHING IN MY DRINK. SPICY NEEDS TO BE ON A WATCH LIST. CUT THAT. DELETE THAT, REALLY. HEY YOU KNOW WHAT? LET'S CALL A DAY. I'M FINE. GOOD. I WANT TO LISTEN -- WHATEVER. I MEAN -- RIGHT? COME ON. WE GIVE YOU FIRE. YOU SHOULD ONLY USE THE ONE ON THE RING AROUND YOUR REAL TOILET. SPICY, CAN I TRY ONE? PLEASE? EVERYTHING WELL. YES, SPICY HAS THAT FIRE. I LIKE THAT. YES, YES, SPICY HAS THAT HEAT. GOOD. SPICY FIGHT WITH YOUR READING of it. NO! THAT'S NOT IT?