Villain Pub - Into the Loki-Verse

This episode contains conversations about the show Loki, so spoiler alert! or sit and enjoy myself... I don't care. One or the other. The music starts! Making your way to evil today requires a lot of thinking about ways to spread hate takes everything you have, wouldn't you like to rule a place you sometimes want to go to? Where everyone hates your face and the

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s share your anger. You wanna be? in the seat of evil The heroes are all the same You want to go where everyone hates your face Greetings, Loki! Let me buy you a drink.

Thanks, Loki! You don't mind if I do. And for you, Loki? I have my juice box. I won't need any more refreshments. Very good! Bartender, a drink for Loki but not for Loki. put it under the name... Loki Vote for Loki, everyone! Is it just me or is there an unusual amount of Loki here today? There seems to be a big Loki meeting. Let go, you miserable reptile! Who let this damn alligator in here!? Oh, that's just Loki. What exactly is a Loki meeting called? A group? A proud? A fraud? Ha ha ha! Everyone, you must listen to me!

Something big is happening! Something huge! Before Zod declares that's what he said, Loki, did you start a fan club? Because this is not a pub for cosplay. That's what she said! It's the multi

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. The multi

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has been unleashed! What the hell are you talking about? Well. There I was minding my own business and suddenly there was a tesseract at my feet so I picked it up and said hooray but the TVA showed up and said you're not supposed to pick that up so you're under arrest and then they put me on at the trial and I said "They're going to prune you!" Are we going to throw prunes at you?

No pruning! It means executed, except I later found out that it doesn't actually mean executed, it just means sending you to the end of all time, which is this crazy wasteland! Like the ghost zone, I guess. Except in this wasteland there is a giant cloud of monsters that likes to eat people. Loki, you can be honest with us. Are you high? No! I'm trying to tell you what happened! This is important! Anyway, instead of getting pruned, this good guy named Mobius decided to use me to hunt down another Loki who was supposed to be super bad and evil but turned out to be a super cute and adorable version of me.

That?!? He is drugged. He's not on drugs. Hello everyone. Oh, she's cute! And then I started developing feelings for her, which I know makes it seem like I only have feelings for myself, but Loki decided to change her name to Sylvie so it wouldn't be so weird. Loki... please land the plane. Yes. This is all so confusing that I haven't even gotten to the confusing part yet! Oh my God! Well, summary: my girlfriend didn't want to live happily ever after together ruling all of time, so she killed the timekeeper in charge and in doing so, she unleashed infinite new timelines that forever altered time as we know it and now there is a threat .

For a multiversal war! So what you are saying is that there are more multiverses Yes! And will I have to welcome variants of everyone from an infinite list of timelines? It's already happening! Universes will collide again and again, in abundance, don't you understand? Would you like me to explain it to you in a propaganda film? What are you doing here? Is this the TVA? Not stupid! I'm meeting someone here. Hello gorgeous. Hey Shug! Don't wait all of you. Where was she? Oh yeah! We have to restore the sacred timeline. Assuming your timeline is the sacred timeline is a little presumptuous, don't you think?

But you're Loki, so I'm not surprised. Yes, this multiverse trend has been going on for a while. Plus, universes have been intersecting for years. Same as here Yes... same as here. Wait. No. This is different. As? We meet and talk, but we do not control the outcome of each other's destiny. This is all your fault, right, Kingpin? Everyone ate up the Spider-Verse so much that now we have to change all the rules just to make room for more Spider-Man. Hey, don't look at me. The Flash has been doing the multiverse thing for a long time, it's pretty much all they do now. .

It's true. As someone who comes from an altered timeline, I can confidently say that this is a headache about to turn into a migraine. Yes, only if your story sucks! Oh, I'm sure if the headache gets too bad, someone will call a doctor. Doctor what? It is not weird. I thought she would have liked that, Khan. Well, I don't like this variant of discovering all these ways other versions of me turned out. I mean, if they don't all end with Superman snapping their necks, I'd be really depressed knowing I'm the only one. one. I agree. Finding out how other variants of you succeeded where you failed could make someone completely angry and ultimately degrades the legacy of both universes.

I think you are all choosing to see this in a negative light. Hey? I know you are all

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s, you are in a bad mood and I understand that, but the truth is that this is a very exciting time. You should take the opportunity to see alternative versions of yourself. The multiverse is a really big place. Why should you become one? the only you? This opens the door to millions of worlds! All IPs currently set. Everything familiar but totally new! Don't you see it? BOOOOO! You should be on a jet ski right now! How did you get here?

Bowser! RAAGH! I'll see you outside. Well I can't help but feel responsible that all of this has happened because of my necessary journey to learn to love myself. Damn my completely voluntary character growth! Yes... Voluntary character growth. Who was that guy?! Yuck! This random person who says it's all about him. See you soon. Well, this was also about him and possibly the thousands of variants of him to come, so something must be done! We must put an end to this madness! Who's with me? Uh... I don't know man. Actually?! Do you know who you're starting to look like, Loki?

Does anyone know what they're talking about? You sound like a protagonist Yes! Good! Nobody wants to help me. I'll look elsewhere and enjoy your endless list of possible replacements, I mean variants! Good day! Derision! I am the one and only lord of darkness, there is clearly nothing but what you see before you and even if there was, I would never fall prey to the interest of an alternate version of myself Ooooo! Is this seat taken? Well hello! How about we get out of here and get up to some mischief together? Ha ha, wink, wink! Ha ha ha!