Pedro Pascal In A Terrible Game Ad

What's up, Greg? I wasn't expecting to make a video today, but I've received so many DMS about this situation that I had to stop what I was doing. I had to stop the very important things I was doing to sit down and make an emergency video, this is an emergency video, literally 90 of my DMs have been talking about this over the last two days, so I had to come here and Let everyone know that we are merging Mansion, the

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whose announcements I made some videos about. about Pedro Pascal in an advertisement. I'm making this video to let everyone know that Pedro Pascal is an emerge Mansion ad, he's actually in two, so you probably remember that I made a video on this channel about merging mansion in the past and then.

In fact, I did a second one on my second channel that probably not everyone saw when they got Kathy Bates to play the live action version of Grandma in the ads for her, if you don't know, merging Mansion is like this Gardening Fixer domestic. Higher type

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where you inherit an old mansion, I think, and you want to improve it and you do gardening and stuff like that, but also all the ads have this as a murder mystery element and I don't. I know if the game has that I still refuse to play the game I'm not going to play it I don't want these ads to work on me okay my mind is an impenetrable fortress today okay I'm not going to fall for these ads I see ads like this on the that a company is trying something fun and exciting trying to shove their game down my throat and I say no, I'm not going to fall for this ad.

I'm going to watch a Coca-Cola commercial and then drive to the gas station and make an impulse purchase like a normal person anyway. I'll show you the first of the ads. Now it's called a twisted game. Honestly, I don't even know where to start. The surface is that you have this perfectly normal family, okay? This ad introduces a new character to the Fusion Mansion story that I'm honestly a little more familiar with than I'd like, so what I know so far is that Grandma has murdered someone that I can't figure out. in the ads who she murdered and I don't think in these ads it's honestly answered: she murdered someone and then her granddaughter who is the youngest female character in this game, it's like slowly uncovering clues to what's going on now that we have Pedro Pascal here and he is. playing Detective Tim Rockford and he has come to try to crack the case on the surface.

You have this perfectly normal young family member, her grandmother is apple pie, America, a girl and a grandmother who is apple pie, America, baby, nothing more American than a girl. and her grandmother, sorry, Europeans, sorry, anywhere else in the world. I actually don't know why I selected Europe, sorry, anywhere but America you can't relate to apple pie or grandmas, we invented them and like everything else in America. culture is starting to kill people please help it's like everyone is hiding something there's no one No Smoking Gun just a bunch of knives look this is where I'm lost the whole ad is framed like a trailer for a movie or TV show not real where Pedro Pascal is trying to figure out what's going on inside this house.

I'm not sure what this lady is. I think maybe it's like a true crime podcast, so now we're not only like investigating the case, but we're also getting someone to comment on it and then you guys are also getting someone to comment on both of those things. I like the element of the True Crime podcast, honestly, it adds a fun little flair to it. What confuses me the most is what do you mean there is no body, there is no one, could you explain to me what crime you are trying to solve? Was someone murdered or not?

Who was? Just say it once in one of the ads. Tell who was murdered. No Smoking Gun, just a bunch of knives, no murder weapons, unfortunately just a ton of knives, so unfortunately nothing suspicious has been found, just a strange obsession with knives and not kitchen knives, these are knives that are sold as weapons, there is no body, no smoking gun, just a lot of knives, the fact. That she's like there are no smoking guns, it's just knives makes me think that by "no body" she also means that we can't find a body, the only thing we find is this super confusing skeleton.

I'm worried that people will think that I am sponsored by merge mansion and continue to make videos about merge mansion. I'm not okay, I'm not going to play this game. I'd be lying if I said my curiosity wasn't peaked at least a little bit with this. announcement because I'm like who died who died and how they died the knives are not evidence there are knives everywhere they find them in all the bathrooms in this house that is not evidence it is the investigation to determine if there was a crime can you call? 9-1-1 to say: Hey, a crime happened.

Can you come find out what it is? Don't know. I feel like I have been a victim of some kind of injustice. I'm not sure what, but there are knives everywhere, please come. that would actually be a crazy new genre of YouTube videos you've heard about BuzzFeed unsolved how about BuzzFeed unfound unfound? We haven't even found the crime yet let alone solve it. Well, here's the next ad called Think Like a Grandma. I was finally in but I still couldn't put the pieces together what I'm missing crime scene gun you're missing a crime I guess I still couldn't put the pieces together what crime I was solving what am I doing here who is this girl in This Grandma, Which it's my job?

Catch your grandmother. You have to think like a grandmother. Oh, okay, that seems like evidence. There is a cake boiling. So maybe a crime was committed. I admitted that maybe someone was murdered and then Grandma made a cake out of it. good apple pie, America, you know you have a loving granddaughter, a killer grandma and a pie grandpa, nothing more American than that baby. God bless America, oh, another thing you'll notice is that Kathy Bates is no longer Grandma. I don't know who that lady is. but that's not Kathy Bates, so I guess they couldn't afford to hire Kathy Bates and Pedro Pascal at the same time, which would be a pretty crazy collaboration.

I guess it's probably not called a collaboration when it's like a movie or an ad, but this must be very confusing. for the detective he also gets pictures of all the suspects and the grandmother looks like Kathy Bates and then he gets there and this is the grandmother, he says, okay, I was solving a murder, but now we have to solve who you are, your shape. Shifter, what are you? I think what grandma would do. She still doesn't know the crime. That's why she says: What would a grandmother do? What kind of crimes would make a great McKennitt?

Tax evasion turns her husband into a cake. town where literally nothing happens and he's like, I'll put her on, I'll put police tape on some old lady's house and harass her, sure, what the hell, just try to find out what crime she might have committed in her past. interesting little touch too where it turns into the video game Graphics at the end and this is also a homage to one of the previous ads that I covered in the first video anyway, anyway, some pretty crazy marketing people have been talking. this nonstop at least in my DMs and I've seen people talking about it on Twitter too and also this ad from four days ago has 7.4 million views which is pretty crazy all their other ads are between 20 and 60 000 visits.

So having our guy Pedro there really boosted the announcement. Now, a lot of the discourse I've seen around this announcement both on DMS and elsewhere has been people saying there has to be something fishy, ​​how did they get Pedro Pascal in? his ad, how did this random shit game get Pedro Pascal to appear in his ad, for example, this Tick Tock? The next time someone asks me what my favorite conspiracy theory is, I'll tell them that I think the Mansion merger is a money laundering operation because, how? Can they afford an ad with Pedro Pascal today in this economy?

Controversial opinion. They just make so much money. Even Candy Crush didn't have that kind of money. What's going on? Candy Crush sure had that much. money and merge Mansion surely has that much money too, buddy. No, I hate to break it to you, but mobile games make a ton of money. How much money does merge Mansion make? Currently, the game earns more than 10 million dollars per month. its players so far the game has earned more than 160 million dollars so they earn 10 million dollars a month. How much does Pedro Pascal earn for The Last of Us? Variety reported that he made 600,000 per episode, so I hate to split it on You, but merge Mansion definitely has enough money to hire Pedro Pascal without it being a money laundering scheme, which many people in the comments can attest to.

This person said: listen, if you've played merge mansion and you're addicted, you'll get it. They are constantly pushing to buy things, but not enough to stop playing, so they make a lot of money off their players and I guess based on the 7 million views they got on that ad, they just posted it for free on YouTube like they did it. I didn't even need to put it in the Super Bowl or anything like that. I assume they will get a good return on any investment. I mean, he makes six hundred thousand dollars an episode of a TV show.

I guess I probably paid him less than that for a minute long YouTube video if you want a real conspiracy theory here's a real conspiracy theory for the last of us he made 4.5 million. My conspiracy is that Pedro Pascal is actually a big Fusion Mansion fan and while he made $4.5 million of The Last of Us he spent $4.6 million on upgrades to merge Mansion, he has a huge debt to merge Mansion with the grandmother herself, perhaps even and when Merging Mansion found out that Pedro Pascal is the owner of the account that owes them 4.6 million. dollars said Hey, listen, we'll erase all your debts for one paltry commercial, actually, two measly commercials and what could Pedro say, but okay, I'll do it.

I bet he took the job because it was fun. Now I bet I paid him, I bet he took the job because they paid him a ton of money, I honestly like that, the only two theories people have are that this is a scheme to wander around the money line or he accepted it because it's funny, there's no way this game is going to make hundreds of millions of dollars Hayden actor to act Danny Gonzalez is going to have a field day with this. I mean, they're right, man. I'm here having a field day, thanks.