China BattleRoyale!

Since the dawn of time, I think China has been a thing, in fact, throughout human history, China has gone from being united to breaking apart six fucking times, dude, flip flop, flip flop, flip flop , but today, May 10, 2022, marks a new era for humanity. separated again in a brutal civil war that is about to ensue, so let's see who wins and unites China for the seventh time for China. If China doesn't ban me at the end of this video, then I couldn't make this video for those. of you who don't know where China is, then congratulations, you are special because I think even most Americans know where China is.

I hope this is important here. Wow, so you can see better, this is what China looks like. strangely cropped, but that's okay, it's the best map I found on Google. Wow, we don't want this here now, this is China, okay, perfect, so we have 32 states and regions. Feel free to vote for them and just a disclaimer. I will destroy absolutely all of them. I don't know how to speak Mandarin for these names or even the English variant of how we spell their words. I don't mean that in an insulting way. Hey, where is that? Where will he go south?

You see, it will be next to Beijing, I think. I know how to say that going south taking out wait bye wait you're dead I'm going to give you new colors because otherwise I'm sure we'll get some heartwarming colors that are the same and that's confusing and annoying so here we go we have our first empire, one down, many more to go so chewy and north, oh, it's this big red one going north, uh um, since the arrow goes slightly east, am I going to give them the goose or not, Should I give them? shanks or whatever no, because that would be the northeast, okay, sorry gansu, you're dying, oh god, the border is only going to get worse before it gets better.

Two more are missing. We have Shandong Shandong going southeast or Shandong Shandong balls over here. the east coast uh taking out jingsu bye bye jingsu or something on the wheel oh beijing one of the only ones i know how to pronounce where beijing is going go northeast oh okay, take it out hey b oh wait oh that's considered borderline or is it separate from uh tianjin well anyway Beijing just killed Haiti so I'm actually going to give it some kind of yellow oh shit bye haybee oh god uh guanxi I'm so sorry for these pronunciations going southwest Okay, I think this is it, uh. going southwest uh we can tell that as yanin zariyan you had a lot of bad luck zeljing going northwest zelda zhang zeljeng here is the purple one going uh northwest taking out anhua start and hoi and hua any fujian going southwest of fuji and here it is it's like water from fuji or whatever killing southwest eliminating guangdong rest in pieces of guangdong there are these two provinces right here I don't know where they are I don't know if this is like the island and I know Hong Kong is like here or somewhere around here it's just a city , so if you select any of these, since I can't really see them and I point the arrow anywhere, you'll just get whatever territory contains this part of the map queen high king king high uh going northeast seeing high right here going to the northeast taking out Sichuan Sichuan because it sort of circles around the northeast border goodbye tuan you're dead weasel going southeast here's goizo going southeast taking out guanxi goodbye going southeast where are the balls buddy here is here? it's oh, I think I'd consider him a king high king that sucks, dude, turn the wheel oh, Tibet goes southeast, it would be awesome if Tibet won, it would be so much fun southeast, oh, because they limit here, I'm going to give them guanzo or I don't know friend guizo goodbye we have chong king going southwest oh chong king right here in the middle it's okay going southwest I think because of how those borders work uh it's definitely ningxia you can tell because that's what a shame brother zhang c going northeast okay look at the green go northeast take out says zejjang i'm really trying here bye zajang oh jinxy didn't we like it just making them go northeast yeah we did totally right go northeast oh it's that other one ? shidong or shanghai i think i'm going to tell that in shanghai rip dude ooh hong kong we're not going to turn the arrow for this one because it's just going to take over fuji and that's a shame since technically there's no name here I'm going to write it as a arrow from Hong Kong there so we don't get confused with Macau Tianjin or Tianjin, I don't know, brother, turn the arrow to the southwest, oh, okay, gold, southwest, eliminating Beijing, rest in pieces, brother Zhang. c, that's the third time we've had this to the southwest, I think I'm going to count it as Hong Kong, actually, which is a bit sad, no independence for Hong Kong, ooh, Tibet again going straight to the South, I don't think Tibet can, uh, it's More or less along the southern border, unless we include this little part here, which I mean, would that be breaking the rules?

Don't know. We will spin again, we will reappear. Okay, northeast, we could definitely do that. I think it's definitely uh chong king that makes Tibet really huge oh plus it has two clothes of one color for who it is so I'll give the vet the color blue bye chong king you're gone now Tibet is huge uh shanksy goes southeast or shanksy oh oh no, wait uh shanksy here it is, go southeast, take it out, bye, except I'm going to give you the orange color because it's more contrasting, bye, who buys, no way, no way , we just had Tibet again, oh, it's exciting me.

Friend, I would love for Tibet to win. I would be very excited. Okay, well, I can't go southwest. Yes, I definitely can't. Hey, west, I could definitely go west. It's a little bit north, so, um, I'm going to do it. give them mango c because this would definitely be straight west this would be southwest so it's almost like a human is going southwest no dude why oh man dummy I'm giving them the blue guy hey , immediately, going northwest, oh, is that the little island down here? northwest would we really count that or is that the only place you can go here choosing which jinxy oh shit I think that's what we're going to do so taking out jc uh rip are we reaching the limit? to our top ten tia tianjin going southeast oh okay it's this weird yellow one going southeast uh uh I guess I'd consider it a high heinen right I think I'm fine say it just creates some really ugly borders bye, hey. macau going northwest going northeast oh my cow is this oh wow well we don't even have to change the colors why okay no way all the way in the southern part of the country with Macau going all the way the same territory taking a tangent in the north, uh, that's kind of funny, man, shanksy going southeast, here's shanksy going southeast, taking out Macau, actually, wow, okay, I'm going to replace this ugly yellow with a nice red, here we go, that's much better.

I hope everyone agrees that Macau is no more. oh helion one of the new elements on the periodic table that goes east oh up here in the northeast uh it literally can't go east can't it freely turn northwest? I guess we can count it yeah we'll count it as inner mongolia we have to give them the color purple otherwise their blue uh you know it will contrast with hunan or rather it won't contrast but it will blend bye bye inner mongolia jillian that's funny that's a funny name going southwest ooh taking out leoning bye leoning bye gillian again going northwest still can't go north and west I have to turn right west again uh well I mean no it's still northwest we have to get it to the less to the south is fine, going southeast could definitely do that I'll cut it like taking out jillian just united all of manchuria bye jillian we're in the top five going down to the cable the guy hunts to the northwest hanging out with Xinjiang and uh bye ok Hunan is up again to the northwest ok they can't go northwest buddy tour again ok northeast I mean yeah take it out helion by helion shanksy it's not a good place buddy it's between them.

I'd be surprised if shanksy won, but it's still possible, oh he could actually get picked here, that's his best chance, really, that's his only chance. wow, we were lucky, let's look east or west, where will it go? alright, north, oh, taking out hunan, bye, hunan, you've failed, we've got shanksy against shandong, who's going to take him home, spin the wheel of truth, he'll do it, oh, it looks like shanks. he's taking it taking the dub dang he really wanted the word with dong to win gg friend bye shandong it's also kind of ironic that it ended up in a red color and so we can mark China, how do you guys know if I get? banned in China hey, are you a loser?

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