Steve-O Tells Russian Hooker Stories - The Joe Rogan Experience

Hey monster yeah 2005 that was our last wild boys trip oh yeah yeah and we brought a Knoxville with us so we had some Russian army guys from Dayton and then Knox said shoot me with the 9 pistol millimeters with the rubber bullet while the dog bites me what yeah, he was going for it and and our director Jeff Tremaine said: hey, if you still have this in you, why don't we make it for television? Let's make another movie and that was Why Did We Stop Making Wild Boys and Become Idiot Number Two? If you still have this in you.

Oh, I just don't want you to get hit with rubber bullets. Does a lot happen to us on that last wild boys ride? We always had this like practice for the censors, you know, it's called standards and practices, they'll be like, you know, they'll give you notes back like, "you can't, you know, show this," so we would film what we called red herrings like just ridiculous and will never be allowed much on television, but then we'll say okay, well, we'll delete this and then we can keep some other right so we always get out of our way. to film this and in Russia, one of the guys on the crew and I were putting on these animal suits, what was it at that time?

They weren't pandas, polar bears with a big pet head and We hired two prostitutes and we had full prostitutes. We arrived full of porn that we felt before including it. We included that in the episode, you know, and the notes came back from the standards and practices. I really can't please, so you have to take. You know, I had the polar bear getting his dick sucked like that, the whole thing, yeah, and there was a little bit of

hooker

action in that one, you know, and I'm not necessarily that excited about it, but there we went.

We went to a brothel, we brought this prostitute back to the hotel, there's like a whole thing, then in the and I don't think I could have ever had sex with a prostitute without cuddling after what I want. to like snot, snuggle and smell, you know, oh my God, stay with me. I want you to like, you know, hugging and stuff, and in the morning, this prostitute just

tells

me how much, how much I owe her, right, and I'm like that's outrageous. There's no way, I sighed, basically, I don't care if your pimp wants to kick my ass and kill me.

I'm not going to pay that much, that's not much, that's why I forgot it was so long ago, but yeah, I was outraged. so that was negotiated before him, it just wasn't in that case exactly. I remember it clearly. I thought, "you want so much" and I said, I said, I'll give you so much and that's how you get weird and we go out. Just as you know, I have a movie and I'm walking through the lobby. Knoxville is there having breakfast. This prostitute comes walking only because of the beatings. She says she's not Steve. Oh, that's stingy.

He likes prostitutes so much, but, but, looking back, I guess. I actually had sex with that group of prostitutes because I had this girlfriend and you know, I work in a recovery program. I have to be honest and I had this girlfriend, she was an English girl and she said to me have you ever had sex for the first time?

hooker

, I say, oh, you know, and I tell him we talk about what you know, I never did until I was in England once and you know, I did this Gumball Rally where you race cars with all the rich guys and you know they're getting prostitutes and they got me one and yes, I brought her, although I told her the whole story of what it was like.

I couldn't get a massage. She is giving me a back massage and this prostitute says this is an expensive back massage and I. I felt like he was making fun of me, he wasn't. I put on some Motley Crue and put it on and fucked it. Know? I told this story to my girlfriend. She says she is fine. What did you do? You were there? Any other and me? like oh, you know, I'm in New Zealand, you know, there was a massage parlor and it turned out they just had sex with you, you know, and it's a joke, you know, I was like, I didn't do it.

I felt like I was having sex with the prostitute, but she was a masseuse like there was no other and I was like, wow, there was a moment in Indonesia when I didn't go ahead with it, yeah, and the thing was at that exact moment that we were. She organized this trip to go to Cornwall, it's a small surf town in England because I like to collect photographs from different countries where you know, I call it my surf passport and I want to take a surf photo, so it can include England. She's like saying: I know why you're doing a surf passport.

You should have a prostitute's passport.