Why you shouldn't put a cat in VRCHAT

It has to be there it's like the saying goes big muscular guys are even better naked hello I'm your friendly neighborhood reporter I have battery today's question comes from Karina on Twitter she asks my cat is and is there any way I can get him to me love Karina, I'm sure there is love, it's universal and even the most island cats can be great friends, let me prove it by adopting the worst cat I can find, this guy has drums here, non-compliance in my neighborhood, what's going on? Creepy Kermit guy, I hear he has a shady little dealership here for all the black market goods, uh yeah, for the right amount of money, he might have a shady little dealership here, business is a little slow , a shitty shady business should.

It would be a shady business, yeah I'm trying to expand into a new world but you know you didn't hear it from me so what can I do? Listen, someone wants me to report on cats, but regular pet store cats are You're too normal for me. I want a special cat. I need the kind of cat that doesn't follow normal rules. Do not say more. I have one left in stock, but keep it between you and me. OK dude. Yo, Kermit, it's okay. I want to know that I don't want any funny business here because I have the Mongols always calling me for exactly the right kind of things, so this cat here has been banned in 17 different countries and I'm pretty sure he knows more about the Drug Deal than I eight I heard you're looking for a boy.

I think I can help you with his situation a little bit like catnip or so we can talk about payment later. Hey, this better not be for me, buddy, hey, I own you. okay, you're just the perpetrator of the deal, you're not responding to me, yes, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, sir, I'm sorry, don't hurt me, so are you looking for what you need, you look like the type of person who thinks who's the best dog around here you think your number one kitty number one on the God Drums channel I'm the reporter I'm the one who makes the news here Okay, I'm front and center Well, Oh, what's up?

Oh yeah. Hello, I just found my little friend here. I hope that his guys, the commercial establishments that are doing quite well, don't need to use it at all. Oh, spaghetti, oh, this could be from the wrong side of town, the wrong corner. from the pound, these guys had the guts to threaten a famous journalist, so I need you to get in line and tone it down, okay, everything is under control, okay, we'll make a good deal, okay, listen, moxie , you know, maybe you could just help me with some of these reports because I don't know much about cats and you could show me the life, you can show me the life of a little, hey, don't use those terms around here, it's a derogatory term.

How about you prefer to be called feline like feline? You piss me off, okay come take it out, okay I'm sorry, oh where am I? I heard you want to know about cats, yeah, I mean, first I want to know something. about you who says you know who I am it was the people it was the people who sent me you know I'm a reporter I'm a man of the people oh the people I don't know I'll just go rat out one of my people in my comments section for a second uh-uh the specs of this guy pectus wow Julio sent me a dick wow that guy really sounds like an idiot I'll let my people know but if that name doesn't come back with nothing your ass maybe we can do something that's beneficial for both of us here Okay, buddy, take me, show me the world of cats and I'll tell you what I'm going to do for you, okay, what are you going to do for yourself three scratches under? chin a day and and I will pump milk every week how long are we talking every day for the rest of my life every day for the rest of your life buddy, okay, mr.

I got the drums looks like we got a beat I'll show you the light okay but I better get my Chin's reggie this is it this is my house MOX this is my house feel free to make yourself at home so , What's the plan? Where are we going? Where do we start learning about cat things? I forget about that for a minute. I'm going to invite some friends over like friends at my house, yeah, I told him you were cool, that's cool, yeah, I mean, it's just a couple, yeah, just a few, this isn't a few people, moxie, you said which would be only a few, they will give you the same respect that they give me, moxie, if you were raised by a good father, then you know the first rule of any house.

Don't ride a motorcycle indoors, the carbon monoxide alone will melt your brain and give you a mild case of diarrhea at least she was wearing a helmet. Okay, okay, maybe it's a little lettuce. Okay, we'll go find him. You can't keep an eye on it. Whatever, we'll do it, yeah, patty cake, patty cake, baker, these kitties

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't have hands, let's cut them up and put them in the fireplace, but that's how the song goes, that's how the song goes, oh God mine, this cat, this cat always. it's just driving some kind of vehicle around Marcie. Sometimes I go to my friend's house and scratch his cat's belly and he seems to be enjoying it, but then he takes out his claws and scratches me, why is he scratching me?

Scratches your back, boy, that's why. I don't think that's how it should work, although I'm giving him a nice little tummy, Pat, and he's been like my culture, no, of course, no. I would never say anything insensitive on YouTube. I invite you. in my box and you disrespect my culture nananana it's not worth craning your neck your culture is disgusting this cat wears human clothes because he thinks humans are better than cats it's so obvious that everyone wears human clothes we cats invent the clothes you guys I don't even know sir, how are you going to get to this point in my culture when you all know the story that our clothes were stolen, since this is this real little cat mom dressed and naked, free if all of you, kitty-kitty-kitty, can't they?

You see, sometimes your words demonetize me. I'm supposed to do research on cats to prove that they can be loving creatures, but every virtual cat I meet is a complete idiot, just like cats in real life, so I took one last chance. and I asked a cat what are they for we throw up sleeping chair squeaking in the background we talk again we eat we drink we sleep but if that's all you do then what's the value of having a cat? Girls love Jax whenever you want. get free ebooks, so if so, if you have a cat, in other words, if you have a, you will get maybe all cats are idiots, but even the meanest creatures have their benefits, cats, while those of Bad moods can teach us many things about ourselves.

They can show us that it is okay to want solitude and that it is okay to ask for what you want. Cats don't live by human patterns, they live by their own rules, teaching us to be flexible and unique, they are a valuable part of society. then again my friend the cat from Breezies scratched me that time he tipped you little girl I'll find you Z pissing you off okay come take it out sorry thanks to the questioner Nikki for appearing in this video as Kermit skur nikki. she is a patreon patron that she donated to get a reward for being in this video.

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