Flirting at Work: Barista

Brian, you're late. I was hoping to see you here today. Yes, I slept late. Nice to see you. Rebecca. It's better to see you. Can I offer you the usual? Actually, I'm not going to make the ice macchiato today. I'm just going to go with just a hot black coffee a hot black coffee on a hot summer day that's brave, yeah, yeah, I guess it's brave, so make yourself comfortable and I'll bring you your coffee. I'm waiting excited. Hey, I made him breakfast. and they left. Do you see that they are ordering coffee? The

barista

liked me as more than a friend.

Are you kidding me? No, so she called me brave for ordering a hot black coffee on a hot day like today, yeah bro, that's her. I

work

as a

barista

to the limit of

flirting

with you to make sure you are a regular customer not to mention his main source of income is tips, it's economics, did he call you a brave man? Well, no, because I bought an iced coffee, he must have called it. I should have called you brave man. I got water, okay, and she called you brave man. That's why I didn't have a coffee, because I can't justify paying eight.

No guy doesn't want to spend seven dollars on a coffee. No one was called a brave man at this table except me, and now I'm being criticized for acknowledging the physical attraction at the cash register. Okay, you don't have the courage. You don't have the ice. Those aren't even the right fingers, no, yes, the barista customer repeat business and that's the truth, you guys can't stand the truth. Hey Brian, here you go, it's boiling hot so you've got a lot of guts to drink. I am brave. the lion, it's okay, have fun, no, please don't do it, it's okay buddy, this is nothing, you guys don't smell, we're trying to do it, it's a clean way of that.

I'm smelling jealousy oh we're jealous now a couple of Jelly Bean Boys good job bro explain I'd say she did at least can you guys explain to me that 300 of those a day had a heart in the name of she? There is no self in my name. She probably she could have put her heart on the a. your name or maybe the a over who puts a heart there keep talking to me like that keep talking to me like that and you were about to lose your invitation to the wedding the guys at the wedding listen to me okay that woman over there I love me is starting to be a little weird We're going to have a nice little rustic farm, how come your voice gets so loud? and our little baby baristas will look at us and we'll look back at the future you're painting. come up and say hi dad, that's so weird, I mean, I love you, this is like an early start, something, can we make you some lattes?

Yeah, she's laughing a lot, that's her cousin, she looks a little weird, right? If you'll excuse me, I have some business to attend to. no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, oh, he did, yeah. I mean, that's why I don't like bringing it here, we know it gets bad if the police get cold, dad, I love you, we'll make you some lattes, we love you too, here's a decaf latte, coffee with hot milk on a day like today, my brave boys. go play with your cousin, can you, okay, one more, I like it, I can't do it, what's something else with the truth, your stream that doesn't make sense?