WHO DID THE MURDER!? | Cluedo #1 w/ Ethan & Robin

Robin: Thank you! Jack: Damn! Someone already continued! Robin: Uhm, I'm just... you know... doing some things. Ethan: Greatness can't, sweet goose! Jack: Oh God, I look like a fucking news reporter from a really bad news station who doesn't give a shit. Robin: Yes, you do. Jack: I'm just trying to hurry up, kid! Oh, they stand out! It's good, awesome! Ethan: You look like... I don't remember his name from Iron Giant, the art guy? If he has sunglasses, you look exactly like him. Jack: I need a soul patch though. Ethan: Yes. Robin: Oh yes! Ethan: What's that guy's name?

Jack: I don't remember. Robin: Wow, I only remember a hug, a hug? Ethan: hug hug? Jack: And I know Jennifer Aniston was in it. Robin: That's true... She was... She was the giant... Jack: She kept talking about her friend. Robin: Try what to play next, guys ~ Ethan: guys, guys! Robin: Got it! I have it! Jack: Wait, wait! Jack: Stop writing, don't screw yourself! Stop being a

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professor! Robin: Never! Jack: It was you, you're too careful. You're taking notes, you're covering up the blood stains. Ethan: My turn is fine, my Khakis are leading me in the right direction Jack: I don't know...

Robin: Don't trust the Khakis! Jack: Are you faster than a goose? Ethan: Hm, I might be faster than a goose here. Robin: Oh, sneaky pants again! Jack: Oh, you're already in this room. Why do you come back here? Leave this room alone. It's a nice sofa. Someone forgot to brush the rest of the right side. They use the cloning seal too forcefully. Robin: Oh yeah. (could you) Look at that! Robin: The dream is fading. Jack: Well, that's because the answer is there. That's a hidden place. Robin: The killer sitting there. "Eheh, you never see me behind the couch-- oh shit!" Ethan: They'll never see me!

Jack: Damn Photoshop! Robin: Everyone hates this guy. Jack: It's because it's fun to watch. Look at his fucked up face! Ethan: It's so fucking creepy! Jack: You should like Marge Simpson. "Oh, friend!" Robin: That's his thinking noise. "Oh friend, was that you?" Jack: "Are you in the kitchen with the cake?" Robin and Ethan: *laughs* Jack: "Marge, Marge!" Robin: "Was it... Oh man, was it Bart in the bathroom hitting you with a chair? Jack: I saw that meme! Jack: "Marge, Marge!" Jack: or should I say... doh! Robin : Good! Jack: Can I be the

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victim right now? *laughs* Ethan: Can I be the murder victim? *laughs* Robin: Go ahead! cotton.

Robin: Oh, I see! Yes, thank goodness! Ethan: Okay, okay! Jack: Now I know two things! Jack: Two too many. that I might know things I don't know... Jack: I don't know anything, so I think I might know things, but on second thought maybe not Robin: That's how knowledge works Jack: Uhm... okay... then. ...Robin: Lots of scary bushes outside every window, weird. Ethan: Why is the bush in the bush... Jack?: In the backyard with the mullet Jack: Wait, where are we? Ethan: Alright, my turn Jack: Oh, I'm so close Robin: I mean you can always guess and hope for the best.

Jack: Yeah, but I didn't if I lose, one of you wins. I hate that. Robin: *laughs* Yes, yes Jack: Stop using the sneaky roads! I do not trust you! Robin: You're sneaking between those two rooms forever. Ethan: I... I could have been. Jack: "Marge, Marge." I think it might have been uhm...uh Colonel Mustard. He in the greenhouse with the kensic. Robin: Obama! No! Jack: Do you have spicy mustard? Do you like mustard (Weber)? Robin: I only have yellow mustard. Ethan: Does anyone have any leads for me? Jack: There's a three-card potential. What did I show them?

Nobody will ever know. Well, except for half the people watching. Ethan: I feel like... Jack: The other half is doing something else while watching the video in the background and now they were paying attention because I just exposed them! Ethan: I feel like I haven't realized and someone in my videos will be like Ethan in the first turn... Robin: Oh yeah! Ethan: Idiot! Jack: Yeah, I know you have no idea what's going on because you keep going between two rooms. Robin: Ah, let's see then... oh, I know what to do. I have it! Jack: Damn! Robin: Oh, I figured it out!

No, I didn't... I'm kidding...! Robin: Delicious stuff! You're taking the time to select, which means you have both~ Ethan: I have notes for you... Jack: No, it's only online and there's a delay. Jack: Uh-oh! Ethan: Hmm. Jack: What do you have there sir? What you have... oh oh Robin: That's nothing! Jack: Oh! Thank my Lord! Oh, that's not at all grateful! Jack: You took your time, that means you had something else ~ Robin: Hey, that's not mine (inaudible). Ethan: Don't pay attention to him (inaudible). Jack: I think I knew that! I think I already knew that! Jack: Just because Robin is hot on my heels I think I have to press charges.

Jack: He's going to be risky! Ethan: Making an accusation, huh? Robin: It's getting a little swampy in there. Jack: Well, it's hot and summer in Brighton anyway, so... Robin: Oh yeah, that's right, and you basically have a padded cell inside you. Jack: Yeah, and my fucking seat that I'm merging into right now. "Swamp Butt ~ Earth's Deadliest Warrior Robin: Would you rather live in a house where every surface, every wall, ceiling and floor, is made entirely of glass so that anyone can see inside but you can also see outside or a house where every surface is made of glass?" a mirror, so you're always looking at mirrors all the time.

Ethan: I think I'd rather have the first one and not the mirrors. Robin: Yeah, I think mirrors would drive you crazy, right? Think carefully, I'm already crazy, so mirrors would be amazing. I could have fun myself and make cool videos. Ethan: I feel like I would get scared too often. Robin: I imagine waking up in the middle of the night. Jack: You could point a laser at a wall and see how strong the beam gets as it bounces around the house! Robin: He would never stop! Jack: And it would come back and hit me in the retina and blind me for life! : Yeah.

Jack: I mean, it also depends on the location of the Glass House. If it's in the woods, then I don't really care because... Robin: No, in the center of town. Jack: Oh. Robin: Middle of Manhattan. Jack: In the city center? No. Ethan: No privacy at all! Jack: I can't walk naked. Robin: That's true, but you could! But people would see it. Ethan: Even when I lived alone, I didn't walk around naked. I felt too vulnerable. I felt like someone was going to sneak up on me. Jack: You've got a man alive! Robin: Yes, that's the point of living!

Ethan: Listen! I'm naked (?) in the shower! Robin: You're going to guess, huh? Hello green, let's go! Jack: Well, it was and now I realize I don't know any of these things. Ahm... Ethan: I think I'm coming to a conclusion. Robin: I have a conclusion! Jack: I have a furious conclusion. Ethan: I guess I could take a guess. Robin: R-You're really like... *laughs* Jack: You're the least prepared to do that. Ethan: Maybe I was lying the whole time, huh? maybe he does from the beginning Robin: He had a p-poker face Ethan/Robin: P-poker face Jack: This is the one.

I'm doing it Robin: This is not at all Jack: I'm doing it! Robin: You're not doing, you're doing shit. Jack: Okay, okay. I think I know. Oh, I may be wrong about one part! Robin: You don't know! Jack: Mr. Green is going to press charges! Ethan and Robin: *Started* Robin: Your face! Ethan: IT WAS YOU! Jack: I think I had the wrong person. I have to place the gun on the right. Oh it's true! NO! Robin: That's not shit! Jack: SHIT! I guess that's my other person! Robin: Bye Jack: "Leave the game" "Continue as a spectator" Ethan: IT WAS YOU!

Robin: No, it wasn't. Robin: You have to do it, yes, you had to do it. Jack: Oh, did you guys see what it was? Robin and Ethan: No! Robin: You're dead now, we kill you now! Ethan: Yes! No, we don't see anything! Jack: Now I'm the murder victim. Ethan: We didn't see anything Jack: So you didn't see who I guessed either? Robin/Ethan: No, it was all a guess, not what the answer was. Jack: Okay. Ethan: You played yourself! Jack: I did. Robin: Yes, you did. You are an overly anxious boy. Jack: Now you'll have to guess Ethan because Robin knows what he is.

Robin: I don't know though... well, I know two of three things. Ethan: I'm going to do... Robin: NO! Ethan: An accusation! Jack: Oh, I'm in the background! Oh, we're all in the background. Ethan: I'm going to point the finger---- Robin: We're all here. Who has done it? Jack: If he gets it after not knowing what was happening for 90% of the entire round! Ethan: Very good! Robin: Unlike Cyma, a twist. Come on! Think now! Jack: Think, think, think Robin: Are you thinking about that? Jack/Robin: Looks like you're thinking about it. Robin: (Are you making fun of my accent?

Ethan: This is my accusation! Robin: Ah ha ha! Jack: Ah! Robin: Ah! OH SHIT, OH NO! Ethan: OH, I was so close! Robin: That's wrong too! Ethan: DAMN IT! Robin: Now, it's just me. Jack: Didn't you see what Ethan guessed either? Robin: No! Jack: Because I was out loud to see it. Ethan: Did you see it? Jack: Well, you guessed it, but not the results, wait. I'm still... I'm still playing. ? Jack: Yeah, you don't win! You have to guess you can lose too! Robin: Oh no Jack: It's like we're all in a race and Ethan and I fall and break our legs, you still have to! finish the race.

Robin: Okay. Ethan: In this race you would be a turtle. Jack: We were here Robin: Who am I guessing? Ethan: I love our faces just by passing the hand over. face... Jack: OH, I DID IT, FUCK IT! Robin: Major face clapping. Ethan: SHIT! Robin: Very good! Jack: Mine looks like... Oh, damn, I hit myself in the eye. Jack/Robin: Oh! Ethan: Point those fingers! Jack: Oh! It was that person! Robin: It was the poison (person). Could this be? Jack: Oh, my heart beats. My blood is pumping Jack: Uh-oh! He is wrong! Robin: My only other option was that or the kitchen.

Jack: We're all wrong somewhere! I understood the person, I don't have the gun and you were in the wrong place! Ethan: Yes Jack: (Kyle's voice) Damn, together we had the answer! Ethan: We have! What happens now? Robin: This shows... Ethan: Did they kill us all? Robin: Yes! We just drink and he turns to show Jack: Turns out... Robin: It's our show that teamwork... teamwork would have been better than you think... Jack: Teamwork It doesn't make the dream work. *The end of Jack's "I'm Everywhere" plays* Ethan: Do we want to go again? Jack: Yeah, we can go again!

That will be all we will do.