Game Grumps Super Mario 64 Complete Series PT 1

You have to fight, now I have to do it. restart this stage because I'm an idiot, I know, no, I didn't want to get my health back, I wanted to kill myself, I didn't want to kill that thing, you want to kill yourself, ah, just kill me, kill me, he won't do it. too weak to hurt myself I can't die oh god why did they put me in this hell and I accidentally killed the Latino why am I accidentally good when I'm trying to die wow, you stay with the one who does the camera work, you killed him no, he he was fucking me oh you're in charge of the camera now looking down in the corner oh my god what did you kill him, I'm sorry oh my god the screen goes black okay I feel like I'm taking crazy pills well , bye, you may not have accomplished anything, Erin, but at least you have to have a nervous breakdown, I was wrong again, idiot, wait, wait, come back, come back, come back, oh, okay, look at the painting, the Mushroom feels like I do the little one, oh god, I guess another one, I guess, I guess so, and I say, come on, I want all the stars even though I hate this

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, make Wiggler squirm, I guess I have to make Wigglers, Yes, that's the last thing I do.

I'll be telling you tonight, okay, so they called him Wiggler or whatever because they wanted me to know that Wiggler is there, so I have to go back there and make Wiggler squirm, I have to make him squirm, but how would you know that he's there? there? the first time, oh I don't know where the wiggler is, I mean you're right, you're absolutely right, yeah, and I agree with you 100, yeah, it's cryptic, but you know eventually when you explore enough you you find I mean there's not too much stuff in this level to the credit of this

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yeah I guess you're right if it was full of stuff I mean that's another thing that's okay so the ugly thing about this game is sin and it's like a bunch of polygons, but it kind of lends itself to its simplicity, it's true because, like you were saying when we looked at the HD version of the first level, someone had made it look incredibly stark, you know, something about the graphics How to fill the spaces visually.

No, um, we're always up there, is he up there? Oh yeah, oh there's a Wiggler. I think he has something to do with pressing the buttons or pressing that blue button. Oh no, there's an entrance up there. You see it? Yeah, I mean, it would just have to be higher up the mountain, right, yeah, higher up the mountain, come on, okay, okay, that's not what I wanted to do, either, higher up the mountain, come on immediately to fall face down on the side of the cool mountain at the top of the mountain let's take me to my destination see if it goes in there and goes up there then the probability of it getting there is zero.

I could use the rocket. I don't even use the shell. Because? It was good? Well, I'm going to die, let's be big Mario this time. Okay, I like that, yeah, I'm really into that. Can you fit into the uh, hole they leave in the rock? No, that's why I have a psychiatrist you don't understand anything about Mario 64 you dance I understand a lot less than before we started playing great come on come on then are you ready dan are you ready are you ready is this this this little hole in the wall is that he did it, I already did that, you can now enter this little hole in the wall, just yes, just fall for me, please, thank you, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to get angry, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to get hot.

There's got to be a hole around here somewhere, let's go as high as you can, get to the top, yeah, the drunk, the other way around, yeah, okay, it'll be easier going down than going up. It's true, you know, I knew I kept you around for some reason oh thank you aaron whoa thank you oh thank you lord oh you're too kind you're too kind your kindness is only surpassed by your beauty is this is this is where I'm supposed to look around and see if there are shelves do you think there are shelves friend do you think there are shelves? there is one yes, I found it no no no no no no I can't know where it is I don't know where it is I don't know where to go I don't know where it is, I don't know, these levels are cryptic since this goomba walks like he has nothing to do, You have nothing to do, be a goomba, you have nothing to do, you don't ruin a goomba mom and pop family hardware store a goomba mom and poppy where's your mom? who is your dad?

What are you a crime lord? and then should should be like should be should be should be should be should be should be like here wow that was almost exact but it wasn't exact so it didn't work yeah, that's the funny thing about exactly yeah, you really have to be exact about it, Come on, catch turtle, come back here oh turtle, okay, come back to Sandy Town, I'm in Sandy Town, okay, go here, okay, that's big, that's a big Mario, yeah, you need to be. big, yeah, you gotta be a big Mario and smash that little lake up there, I don't approve, boy, this game, I really don't think they expected you to get all the stars you think, so it feels like that.

Don't I hate this game? I'm not afraid to say it. No, you haven't said it maybe four or five times an episode. I just don't, I don't care much. You know it a lot. Take care of it, I like it, yes, I like playing with you, oh, cool, but if you knew that if I was playing this alone, uh, 40 stars, it would have been like the controller was inside the fizzing remains of the television, that's good pictures , yeah that's it, yeah you have to squash it when you're big and then make yourself small and come back in, that's slapstick, yeah that's how you make Wiggler squirm because you flood his house and he gets mad at you. yeah, well that's good and it's like knowing that yes, yes, yes, at least someone else is suffering, that's gotta feel good, well, I mean, it's good to know that the answer is what I meant, oh, Of course, it's not that I want him to feel pain or anything, no, brother. a wiggler I'm tired of them he's a woman what have they done for society what have they done I ask him sir yes perfect you have to um you have to take a step back and relax take advantage of your chi you're looking at one of the most tense I've ever seen you. every muscle in your body it's like it's just trying to get through it yeah you've been playing for too long just trying to get through the day breathe yeah I can't breathe if you play if you play a two dimensional

mario

game any of them yeah and you run and jump

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does what you want it to do, yeah this game not so much, not so much, but it's great, if you take your time preaching patience, there you go, the bastard's house is flooded and now you just have to easily shrink to stay down, shrink a little, okay? shrink ray get in a nice cold pool that dick will disappear in you you won't even remember you had a dick yeah it's going to be bad you'll look down and say wow when it's hot I remember you old friend how long has it been 10 12 seconds?

You come here, I'm going to drown you. Okay, why do we abuse our penises so you can find my house? Why are you looking at this mess? What am I going to do now? The ceilings are the floor. So, what to do? getting angry makes me like this my old man everything has been going wrong since I got this star it's so bright but it makes me feel strange there were some dark undertones yes stars yes he's like he doesn't want this power okay oh you I can't pluck the flower, No, it's part of his head, I can't take this anymore, get on me, can't we read my old car, he's adorable, he's a poor guy, even when he's in a murderous rage, he says, hey, mate.

He's done, it's the second time he's breathed linguine. So he actually called me, I think he did. How do you know I like spaghetti? Look at you, oh, okay, okay, you made him feel better, oh, all he knew was that there was a little bunk on his head. cool and now he's small and vulnerable murder him, step on him, step on him and crush him he's yours mail the remains to his family I'm just, I'm just doing it, yeah, yeah, no, I mean, that's how we behave. Frankly, how are we doing well, I made Wiggler squirm Oh, I'm proud of you, Aaron, next time we're in the arcades, oh honey, one more, one more, one more, that's it, yeah, I just have You get the 100 stars and here we go.

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