THE IMPOSSIBLE RANDO | Super Metroid | FINALE

energy she's a good dog though yes you're a good dog you're darling everyone loves you at first they think she's a little crazy because she is and then once she calms down she's like a sweetheart she's quite vocal yeah no It's a crazy voice, but it gets pretty sad, like one of us is gone and the other one is still getting some sleep and she'll be downstairs just howling and it's really sad because she likes to cry, howl, yeah, she's just the big baby. , although really, it's okay, she was very good because, Raquel's mother, they have dogs and they look less like their friends, so she was very happy.

I was so tired when we got back she slept like two days in a row okay, okay, kind of like you, I can, I wish I could sleep two days in a row, my brain would be so happy, no, I can sleep like seven hours, eight hours is it. It's a miracle from God, normally it's like five and a half hours, six hours, okay, I just have a hard time sleeping, beyond a certain time, for me, seven hours is like the sweet spot, so if I don't get interrupted or anything , I normally sleep. for seven hours, but there's always some kind of distraction or something that keeps me awake for a while.

I usually take melatonin every day, but well, not every day, but I can sleep well without melatonin, so I don't always take it because a lot. A lot of times it doesn't make sense, yeah the problem with marijuana is I totally would, but marijuana greatly affects your remote sleep and remote sleep is

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important for memory consolidation and I try to optimize my learning and do it. best I can. Remote sleep is important for that, so I try to avoid it. I mean, it's pretty cheap where I am, it's recreational here, it's not that expensive. I don't think taking a little bit of melatonin every night is bad.

It's like taking so much to where your normal receptor is just kind of atrophied, um, I mean, it could be, but the thing is when people say it's expensive, those people are the ones who smoke marijuana like 10 times a day and They like to break their bong every chance they can get and they're like, fuck yeah man, this is expensive and they smoke like 50 a day, it's sacred, no wonder it's expensive, man, like when I think about weed, it's like If it was like a beer, it's like people saying beer. It's expensive, you see, a beer is expensive, yeah man, but I drink like an 18 pack a day, he says, okay, well, you're an alcoholic, come on, dude, stop swallowing me, dude, yeah, exactly, so you can buy like a hundred dollars worth of marijuana.

If I were to buy a hundred dollars worth of marijuana, that would last me like a year, you know what I mean, but we all have that stoner friend or know that guy who would spend a hundred dollars in a day at most. so okay come on um I need to duplicate hello what I had I didn't turn it on no I did that doesn't make any sense to me I even buffered everything it's weird I mean I'm still not falling , this should work fine wait no, this is no no, it should work wow, whatever, I'm just going to jump the ball, stop making excuses and run, Jimbo clapped x200.

My brother's boss pissed him off today so he called and asked what's the difference between tomorrow and your daughter, I'm not going tomorrow no, he didn't, he never said that's a giga chad, I think he did make it a little weird , but still the boss probably deserved it, okay, okay, plot twist, the boss is his father. oh, okay, I wasn't going to assume he was from Arkansas, okay, maybe okay, okay, can we end this horrible wait? Can I even do this by making excuses and running? Can I not? I don't think he can do this 200 Tracker Cowgirl is banned in Alabama.

Well, they don't believe in turning their back on family, but they feel very honored. I don't think I can do this. Seriously, I have to back off. That's going to be annoying. I thought he did it. A big brain starts right there, like a

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big brain, so why can't you do the spring ball jump? Let me see, because it's out of the water, so it's a little different trying to get it. I mean, maybe you could try this is what I'm dealing with with the spring ball, the spring ball jumps like that, that's it, um, I mean, I don't even think I can do that on the spikes, I mean, maybe maybe because now I can't, I can't, because that's all, um, water. physics makes it possible but you guys are really wrong all the time oh no it's fine nevermind you are saying that only the physics of water makes it possible but still that is wrong because you can still jump the ball without it anyway, yeah, they can't. do that, okay, okay though, I respect that, you guys are trying to find solutions, yeah, outside of the waterworks, yeah, I thought you were trying to tell me it will work because of underwater physics, um, yeah, uh, Yes, I have to go to the bathroom. go to the bathroom I have to take the turtle um that's going to bring me can I go to the bathroom from here actually no or wait wait wait where does this bring me again this is the yeah we're good right you guys are sure to be incorrect, he said confidently and incorrectly what a good guy, top level, I think I can do this, I could just remove the toilet, but hello, okay, I'm trying to think of how I can do this, here we go, I almost fell there, Yeah boy, you're my simple ass. right, oh, it fell off a little bit, yeah, daddy's dick, okay, so let's check this and this has to be charging or something, yeah, it has to be, it has to be, he says and he's right, buddy, I understand you.

Okay, relax a little. I don't need to check the Shack tool now we're good. Uh, should I be able to turn on? I don't think this is going to kill. It's okay, it's good. I learned something new today. um. Check anyway, no, because I have to. Do something weird to get there. Actually, I don't think we can prove it. How can I escape from this? Where should I go to escape the forgotten highway? I guess I don't think I've checked this yet. I feel a little forced because I can't go the other way, but then I'm forced to do a hell of a lava dive outside of Laura Norford and I don't think that's logical.

I don't think that was forced. The path I came on requires me to backtrack through the Lawrence thing, the call of no, what's it called, um, the big room with the lava rising up and not coming down to the amphitheater, yeah, so I don't think it's necessary, so I'm just going to try this. I haven't been here yet either, so this might be easy. Oh no, I have. Okay, oh, this is easy, easy, because then I just came here. Oh yes, we are there. G4 is bottom right. easy seed yeah tube top ain't g4 yeah expert

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oats yeah yeah honestly this whole

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mizer has been so easy if I hadn't been looking for content we would have been done four hours and 23 minutes ago do you know what I do?

I mean I should still ban Ass for making this randomizer. This is probably the worst thing I've ever played in my life. Actually, it was very difficult. We already checked the x-rays. It's just not on the map because I left it and restarted it. can you yeah we're fine i have to open all the doors including the door before zeb jumps and then that's enough i don't know the exact count i bet there was nothing we can we can make a bet if you guys want , you guys want to make a bet ok I need supers you idiot let's just reset I need max I currently have tinnitus in my right ear here we go are you guys going to give me supers or am I just going to be tinnitus again do you say that in Serious?

Okay, we're okay, not a super missile out of three, not a single super missile, this game, dude, okay, I'm just going to lump everything together here, wow, this is doing a lot of damage, this is a terrible idea, God, Help me, it's okay, oh. I can get super missiles from a single

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, yes, I would learn what you want to like, tell you the probability that I get a super missile from three

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s, a super missile from three cj, thank you very much for the 34. Let's listen to it well. I'm not going to tell you now, I would have to do the math, but I don't feel like doing it, it's a high number, okay, it's very much in my favor to get one.

Much to my credit, getting two is still pretty decent. In my favor, like 60 or 70 percent to get two, you're in the numbers through your ass, okay, okay, I have to do this, yeah, this game would be a lot different if these refill stations filled supers too. , it's funny how these minor changes are achieved. drastic, you know, the differences are almost over. I was going to do percentage runs, but yeah, I didn't realize that this wonderful randomizer will take me almost five hours to complete. I'm bad, that's all, it's decided, good move, oh. It's a good move with a desperation, let's go, that means I could have it whatever I thought you needed max for this quiet dog, no, man, well, no, that means I didn't really need to make the last door, I didn't need make the door before zeb jumps i'm not going to start doing tomato sauce or something like that. he keeps talking about d2 he never shuts up about the game he's a druid he's a tornado druid's mane it's like he's always talking about his drood he's like a level 99 drood he's like dude we get it all right yeah that's exactly how he does it I said, get over it okay hello corbis oh that did more than I thought we're dead please don't die don't kill me yes we're good me why does oatmeal have 90 power bombs because it required 90 power bombs I actually couldn't finish well According to logic I also needed a bunch of power bombs to kill Ridley at least 50.

So I was just grabbing everything we didn't find. The last item I found was the charge beam in this pack, the second to last one. It was an item to kill the dragon that opened the loading door. This was horrible. This whole randomizer was terrible. Now we have to escape. I swear to god. If we somehow put a timer of about 30 seconds here, so yeah, Albert, what are we looking for? here we'll find out soon oh it's that easy uh the animals buddy yeah I think I just want to I think I just want to get out of here okay we'll take a quick look at the animals we'll see.

If I can, we'll see if I can save them. Wait, the team has to be at a map station. Okay, the fact that that's what you guys are telling me is a little disturbing and says more about you than it does about me. um, where, so, this is the same, this just ends, we've already been here, this is just a big circle, oh man, I don't like any of this, wait, wait, I have an idea, my ideas are fine, We are not going to save the animals. they're, they're dying, I don't care, I literally had pork chops for dinner, okay, it's whatever, this was the worst random game I've ever played in my life, 10 out of 10.

That was bad, okay, the fact that I had to do meridia without a suit from the beginning and I haven't really done that meridia without a suit, it's never necessary because if I have to, I just turn it off and don't touch it, but I thought we would try to persevere. so we have to see if plasma or spazer existed and where it was. I don't think there's anything in Spring Ball. You know, I bet the family farm that there's nothing at Spring Ball five hours later and you guys were nice. entertaining, okay, okay, let's see here, let's see here wow, I missed a power bomb, there's a power bomb that I didn't get, I know there's an e-tank that I didn't get either, it was probably that tool from the shack, oh my god, friend. if I had gone to the shack tool and done all that for a power bomb, I would have lost it. 106 charge shots and that's literally the mother brain, okay, mario suit, morph ball, energy bomb, spring ball, charge beam, missiles, wave, beam bomb, x-ray, nothing.

There's nothing else, that's all, do you feel rewarded? Yeah, very, I feel more rewarded than if I played an easy randomizer, easy, that's for sure, wait, reserve tank, wait, there was a reserve tank in Shack Tool, I missed it, oh, reserve tech, hey, barb, thank you. Thanks so much for the raid, this guy sucks, yeah dad, thanks so much for the raid, I appreciate it Barb, thanks for the 59 months I was literally on the verge of quitting, we finished the worst randomizer I've ever played, thanks. so much for looking goodbye