Ralphie May: Too Big To Ignore - $97 Salad (Reaction)

like a Mexican, okay, if you could invite him to do it, you know he's too busy. doing this okay, okay, that guy is allergic to work, okay, that's all you can say, it's the truth, okay, besides, you've never known a time without Mexican labor, this is California, a lot of people, California was full of Mexicans when it was called Mexico, okay, that's something we all forget is that there are a lot of Mexicans who never crossed the border, the border crossed them, everyone says, I guess we stayed, I'm like madam , it just doesn't make any sense.

I know you're dumb, okay, okay, let's just say we could get white people to do it. How much would it cost you 30 per hour for white people to work like Mexicans? Probably more and then there are other costs like free sunscreen. How much money? you're going to spend sunscreen on white people, you're going to get someone as pale as me or this fat guy or that white guy, okay, out there in the field, with all that direct light, we're going to explode, okay, boom, what's up? happened to Bob? He ain't wearing his damn sbs since the last accident, you sons wear sunscreen or come here in a beekeeper suit okay because you sons of a won't use your damn sunscreen, plus white people are lazy white people , we invented the three-day weekend. that's how lazy we are, it's the truth, no one wants to admit it, how are white people, no, we're not lazy, ah, come on, stop, it's really okay, president's day, does anyone sit and wonder about the Taft administration ?

Hell no, everyone just enjoys that day off. from work or that day out of school no one cares any taft administration most of them don't care about the administration that's in office every time it happens ah come on stop it's really okay president's day, does anyone sit and wonder about the taft administration on president's day no, no, memorial day, mexicans don't know about memorial day, that's monday to a mexican, that's a work day, we have to work on monday , make money, okay, labor day is the biggest nonsense of all time. okay, in honor of everyone who is working, we're not going to see what I'm saying, it just doesn't make any sense and the fourth of July is only between the third and fifth of July for Mexicans, okay, one day For Mexicans Cinco de Mayo you better drink cold beer on May 5th, but that's one day, unlike the 23rd for white people, that's the only complete math activity you'll get from a Mexican citizen that you'll never be able to do from a white American.

You understand? Okay, let's put it in basic terms, if white people pick your fruits and vegetables, your

salad

will cost you 97, you want a cheeseburger, 350. you want pickles on it, 12 dollars is those magic pickles, what the hell is going on and then he? He doesn't lie, although he doesn't lie because you take a look and then the Latino workers in the fields get like three dollars a bushel for whatever they're harvesting, so they pick efficiently and get more bushels throughout the day. how they take and make their money, so if they can take and get 15 bushels 20 bushels, you know, if they can get 15 20 bushels, 60 dollars in a day, 70 dollars in a day or 100 in a day, they're making some money. correlate that to white people or for that matter any other American, just to be honest with you, it's not going to work that way because, yeah, most people aren't going to try to pick up and take out 30 bushels in a day to get those ninety dollars just they're not going to happen, so yeah, it's you, your romaine lettuce

salad

s that you take and you get from Wally World, in the clear plastic container, it's not going to cost 3.97 no more, that little bit of greenness is going to cost like 12, 50 here goes ma'am, I guess we'll get someone else and I say who, ma'am, who, who, I don't know, I guess they're black and I see some black guys about to stand up.

In Play Boys, I got this, okay, don't worry, I was like lady, if you think you're bringing black people back to the same camps they came out of 150 years ago, you're a smoking crack, okay, hate. to tell you, but oh, i love

ralphie

, he may be so raffy done, i swear to god, i hate that he passed away, i know he was a part of a lot, a big part of my position was the weight, um, but like greg, uh, Greg turned. uh geraldo, you know, greg, yeah, greg geraldo matches uh mitch hedberg um, just some comics that became too soon, too funny and even though it seems vulgar, the intellect that went into creating these jokes if you think about it, truths that are contained in what he's talking about, it just sucks, it really sucks because he's funny, like he's really funny, you could get hurt looking at him at least they can have weird jaw muscles, um, be good to each other.

Love yourselves, we all need a laugh from time to time. I thought why not. I have never seen this one. I hope you enjoyed it. I will be good peace.