USA gegen China – und Deutschland in der Mitte | heute-show vom 17.03.2023

Shit guys, you think the delicate plant economy is slowly growing again and suddenly the banking crisis is five minutes away and we are at the beginning of the trade war between the United States and China, now it is said everywhere with the little Germany on paper. of the son of divorce ah, an unpleasant dilemma, a really very unpleasant dilemma. Washington wants to isolate Beijing from modern semiconductors and isolate it technologically, but if we accept it, the Chinese will definitely be angry and will not buy any more Class S. The president is basically our premium gold customer, just re-elected in Beijing with 100% of the votes, it's pretty good.

The result. 3000 hands The selected delegates have gathered for the National People's Congress, each of them has a cup of tea in front of them, except. The President having two is obviously not a coincidence, but a demonstration of power. Ladies and gentlemen, I even have a teapot at home, imagine that Ski says that the West is pursuing the encirclement and oppression of China and I say if anyone. is familiar with the problem of oppression, cornering China too much only helps Putin, but above all and that is the crucial question: can we even be angry at this lack?

It must be realized that only four German companies BMW Mercedes VW and only four BASF represent around a third of European direct investments in China. They do not understand that Europe depends on them, mainly on us, who have medicines here. They kindly say that German companies are doing great things in China for the benefit of the Chinese. German consumers and business interests hope this continues to break down. But it would be a real shame if its beautiful energy transition took place or if 80% of solar modules came from China and, as always, the world market leaders. We sleep just as soundly when it comes to batteries, wind generators, magnets, we need rare earths from China for computer chips.

In short, when it comes to the future, we sleep asleep, but now friends can do it somehow. take it or at least now the planned economy is saving us Today's announcement from the EU Commission that it is planning a huge package of subsidies so that 40 percent of these sensitive products are made in Europe by 2030, a seven-year plan , the late victory of the GDR, yes, since according to my watch we only have the year

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left, Germany in particular can only pray that China has not invaded Taiwan too much, the US is now threatening a complete ban on the app

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Tiktok, and it hasn't been allowed Of course, our politicians still use Tiktok privately and it's a wonderful idea that there are people from the Chinese secret service who have to watch Markus Söder's Tiktok movies, I'm a.

Anyway, I'm a fan of dogs, they are such loyal animals, so loyal, they are very fun to have with them and let's not forget Philipp's videos at the door, so in the Bundestag there is currywurst, in the Bundestag there is no kebab. But it's actually nice. to have it from time to time and I think everyone has their favorite shades. In short, they really don't want that, ladies and gentlemen, not even the Chinese secret service. Yes, that's true, it's now available on your app. Listening shop, ladies and gentlemen The federal government is said to be considering banning Chinese components in the German 5G network, perhaps a little late, but I would say that goodwill counts and there probably won't be that many Chinese. technology or 59% of all parts installed so far in the German radio access network of Chinese companies oh second, I'll do the math for you 5g - 59% makes 3G shit oh that's shit, maybe at least We can still use the radio antennas as wind turbines.

In some respects, if you think about it, Germany is really terribly naive. Our train station and airport authorities. Critical infrastructures. 78,000 surveillance cameras from China are in use and filming is underway. I heard on Chinese television. then as comedy

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Chinese cameras film the funny life of Germans, look, they keep waiting for trains even though they should have known a long time ago that no one ever He comes to talk to you about the Germans who read a book on the train because there is no Internet, but especially about the nice minister who will soon have to achieve his energy transition without our solar cells.

Yes, really that guy is the Minister of Germany day and night. How stupid are they? Good question, good question, it is like that and it not only affects us all in politics. For decades we have settled in as a kind of XXL Switzerland. The main thing is to do business with everyone. Now is the time to suddenly grow up and do more for security. The current example is that we are currently listening to the BND, our Federal Intelligence Service, which unfortunately failed to predict Putin's invasion of Ukraine, unlike almost all other services. This can be seen from the fact that the head of the BND, Bruno Karl, was there on the same day as the investment in Kiefer.

He had to be evacuated in a bold move. Even our ministers were not informed by the BND, but by the Americans, before the start. For me it was so that on the eve of the war, an American ministerial colleague was visiting when she left. She did not provide information to the American embassy accompanying her, they said she was just starting. Tonight yes, and Annalena Baerbock found out from Dunja Hayali on the breakfast TV show. OMG, soon after she flies to the BND. Also a Russian spy, after surprising clues from other secret services, Carsten l had access to the most sensitive information and went. apparently able to smuggle it out without problems.

Furthermore, for years there have been signs of a radical right-wing attitude on the other side and his colleagues talk about it as if he wanted to legally shoot asylum seekers, well, that's it. an indication, yes, Karsten L. still passed all security checks and the BND has been embarrassed to the bone. With 6,500 employees, this is our largest secret service live at the Berlin headquarters, explains Martin Klempner, head of foreign intelligence, just the excia ey man. John Center as you quote arrogant, incompetent and completely useless, that's a scandal, herbecke, we are not arrogant at all, the stupid Americans, yes, they have ten times the budget and super modern technology, and what do we have here?

This colleague tried to find out when Putin invaded Moldova. something new a completely new technology otherwise read in the guts of cats we cannot apply anything since a Karlsruhe ruling to the foreigners whom we spy on abroad Dieter's basic rights in Germany remain silent I understand, but what? where does it come from? his information from the television this is one of my best agents yes he watches Phoenix all day and they are there the boss is always in the Black Sea it is the Nami drone covered with a Russian jet open issue yes Youtube Knowledge keep me updated After the War Cold, we didn't spy on foreign secret services for 15 years because I didn't either, but now we're slowly getting back to it, if you could watch Phoenix, it's really boring, I'm halfway through. an hour oh yeah, I totally forgot, that's Sascha, I met him in Malle the other day, yeah, and I promised him and his wife they could take a look at our office, oh man, that's nice, yeah, come I walked in and felt completely at home.

Look, that's a funny dialect, where does it come from? I mean, Thuringia, wonderful, what was the question? I don't have questions anymore. Dennis Knossalla, ladies and gentlemen, thank you very much, in my opinion, another success story, ladies, and now it's getting serious 6th hour chemistry with Mr. Welke, pfas topic you talked about, acquaintance of Roland Kaiser, hit 7 barrels, crying can't be dangerous. We are talking about polyurized alcohol compounds and pairs that are found in all kinds of things, for example in our cycling, yes and indeed. Due to its pronounced non-stick properties, in reality there will almost certainly be 1,500 toxically contaminated locations in your area.

According to the latest research, 300 of which are even heavily contaminated if you have barely seen the FIFAs in Brandenburg, the first real reason to move there is simply for fun, there is no reason to give in. Unfortunately, here we are talking about chemicals that have been They accumulate in the soil for approximately thousands of years, and are suspected of being carcinogenic and causing, among other things, infertility, the key word being sperm quality and, so to speak, a direct attack on our testicular treasures, if I Do you know what I mean. , some FIFA have been shown to be toxic to the vast majority of them, but the data is a problem to test each of the approximately 10,000 substances individually.

We don't have time because they reached the groundwater a long time ago. Wastewater treatment plants and agricultural land have also been affected, so farmers can hardly grow anything there anymore. Because one would have to dig too deep to replace contaminated soil, as here in Rastatt, for example, remediation measures in these locations are not feasible. dimensions, so start small now. Two billion bargains or two billion if you, as a brewer, want to take it out again, a plate of strawberries quickly costs 5000 euros of the burden on our waters, not to mention friends, something really has to happen.

Yes, just painted Germany Denmark Norway Sweden and the Netherlands are now proposing to ban all cakes throughout the EU, since then you can imagine that it is the chemical lobby. The Cookware Manufacturers Association, for example, recently wanted to demonstrate how safe nonstick is. The products are due to the fact that there were no sources that referred to a study and whose statements became the complete opposite. The association said it is simply citing a fact, but shouldn't the main statement of the study also be mentioned? I don't know any company that says please don't buy my product, yes, but I also can't find a customer that says please lie to me.

What kind of logic is there? Unfortunately, there are still no uniform measurement methods. Limit values ​​for piefers It has been known for a long time, for example, that the substances contained in fire extinguishing foam are, among other things, a serious problem that, once again, we have ignored. to the detriment of our children and grandchildren, we now have to do it gently and in a child-friendly way, teach a warm welcome to the dandelions that grow in the contaminated soil of pain with Petra without grace hello children, are you fed up little by little of what mom and dad leave? you with climate change, mountains of debt and because of the banking crisis that will really start next week, all your pocket money is gone and you will never be able to buy a surprise egg again and your parents don't have a Playstation but a I would rather lie to you to that we can all continue living together on Princess Lillifestrasse in Gummibärenland.

You should be afraid of children, especially piefers. These are the so-called eternal chemicals with which the rich get rich forever. ground forever you know, no, no, you still remember when your parents made you gamble with them last November to watch it moderated by grandpa with the blonde wig, that seemed like an eternity, but it was very boring and not very toxic. Sorry, now maybe we can. It is possible to add a positive note, unfortunately not, even if the EU is planning a ban in the most serious way. The industry and the lobby are light years apart.

For example, since 2020 another everlasting chemical called PFOA is banned due to cancer. so now foa was banned in the EU and immediately the industry was innovative and essentially replaced by other piefers new name similar structure Science and politics can't keep up Kiefers list is getting longer and that's what we hear when we are all sterile and without children because Pieper gets scared and because some of you, darling, are now thinking well and then I will not buy any more things from him or pofase I will tell you which products are really concerned now dental floss toilet paper coffee to go cups non-stick bedding raincoats tents and enjoy pizza boxes hamburgers Paper okay, now it's scary outdoor shoes face tablecloths upholstered furniture appliances and now we're looking at raclette pans baking paper solar cells computer chips but now ski wax print foam sticker labels for ink extinguisher feel free to watch more videos and subscribe to the channel thank you feel free to watch more videos and subscribe to the channel thank you oh no, a time loop, haven't you subscribed to the channel? , click on it immediately or I'll be here forever, feel free to watch more videos