Chip 'n' Dale Rescue Rangers First Full Episode | Under the Seas | S1 E1 | @disneyxd

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HEY! WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA? JUST LOOK AT THIS MESS. HOW CAN YOU BE SO LAZY? WELL. WHO IS THE GUY WHO HAD THE PARTY AND DIDN'T INVITE ME? YOU KNOW YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO CLEAN UP AFTER YOURSELF. -SAYS WHO? -I SAID, THAT'S WHO! YOU ARE NOT MY BOSS. WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? GOOD MORNING, GADGET. GOOD GOD. LOOK AT THIS TRASH. WHO IS GOING TO CLEAN IT? HE IS! "CLEAN UP THIS MESS. PICK UP WHAT AFTER YOURSELF." DO THIS. DO THAT. I WOULD LIKE TO LIVE IN A PLACE WHERE YOU NEVER HAVE TO TAKE OUT GARBAGE. WOW! HA HA HA!

HAHAHA! HEY? OH NO! Okay, Monty, start the engine. WE CAN CATCH HIM AT THE TRAFFIC LIGHT. BE AWARE! Well, you should at least feel at home here. AH. IT IS NOT BEAUTIFUL? THERE IS SOMETHING ROMANTIC ABOUT A SEA JOURNEY. YES, ROMANTIC. THIS REMINDS ME OF THE TIME I WAS SHANGHAIED IN SHANGHAI IN A GARBAGE FULL OF GARBAGE. I THINK IT HAPPENED TWICE. ONCE WE GET TO THE GARBAGE, WE CAN GO BACK HOME. I HOPE WE WILL BE BACK IN TIME FOR DINNER. WHO WOULD THINK OF EATING IN A PLACE LIKE THIS? TURN HO! BE CAREFUL UP!

I AM CAREFUL. BE CAREFUL. YAAHHH! DON'T WORRY, FELLOWS. I WILL GET YOU OUT OF THERE. GOD, LOOK AT THAT. HEY? LOOKS LIKE PIRATES. FIRE! BE AWARE! ALL RIGHT, BILGE RATS, COME BACK! WOW! They sank. ME POOR FRIENDS. THERE SHOULD BE ENOUGH AIR TRAPPED INSIDE THE BOTTLE TO KEEP THEM SAFE... FOR NOW. It seems we have no choice but to go down after them. CHECK IT OUT. WE HAVE TO GET OFF THIS NETWORK. COME ON. WE DID IT. -WHAT HAPPENED? -I DON'T KNOW. - - HERE NOW. WHAT IS THIS? LOOK LIVE NOW, BEFORE BILLY FINISHES THEM WITH THE SQUID.

Wow, guys! WELCOME, BUCKOS. THIS HERE WILL BE A PIRATE SHIP, AND WE WILL BE PIRATES. I AM THE FIRST PILOT OF THIS CREW. MY NAME BY JOLLY ROGER. THIS BE THE SECOND PARTNER, ARVEY. AARR. JOIN US FOR A PIRATE PARTY TO CELEBRATE THE RAID. WELL, WE REALLY NEED TO BE... A PARTY! OH BOY, OH BOY, WHAT ARE WE GOING TO HAVE? WE'LL SEE. LOOKS LIKE LEFTOVERS AGAIN. HAHAHA! THIS MUST BE WHAT WE NEED. NOW WE ONLY HAVE SOME ROPE. IS THIS HERE GOING TO TAKE LONG? ISN'T THIS FUNNY, CHIP? LET'S DO A TREASURE HUNT, ROGER. YEAH.

A TREASURE HUNT. YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! AVAST, YE MANGY STORIES. WHAT IS THE IDEA OF RUNNING OFF WITHOUT CLEANING THE TABLE? THERE. YOU WILL SEE? HAHAHA! THAT'S WHAT I CALL CLEANLINESS. BUT... ALL RIGHT, GUYS. TREASURE HUNT! -TREASURE HUNT! -TREASURE HUNT! TREASURE HUNT! TREASURE HUNT! WAIT A MINUTE, STUPID. WHO ME? WE CAN'T WASTE TIME PLAYING PIRATES. WE ARE RESCUERS. WE HAVE JOBS TO DO. YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE A HAT. GOOD NEWS, BUCKO. WE HAVE DECIDED TO LET YOU LEAD THE TREASURE HUNT. OH BOY! OH BOY! AH. MAYBE THE TREASURE IS THERE. NOT THIS DOOR, MATEY.

THIS LEADS TO BILLY THE SQUID'S LAIR. I KNOW THE WAY! I KNOW THE WAY! MAKE SURE OF THAT, ARVEY. THE RED-NOSED LANDLUBER IS THE LEADER THIS WEEK. THIS WEEK? AVAST, PIRATES. FOLLOW ME. ACCORDING TO THE MAP, IT'S JUST BEHIND THIS DOOR. I FOUND THE TREASURE! YAHOO! I FOUND IT! I FOUND IT! COME ON, HELP ME PICK UP EVERYTHING. BUT WE CAN'T DO THAT. WE HAVE TO LEAVE IT HERE TO FIND IT NEXT WEEK. NEXT WEEK? CORRECT, MATEY. WE HAVE FOUND THIS TREASURE EVERY WEEK FOR ALMOST 200 YEARS. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? I WAS THE ONE WHO FOUND IT.

Well, then we'll leave him where he is and go home without him. CAME BACK? YOU CAN'T COME BACK, NOT NOW THAT YOU HAVE SEEN OUR TREASURE. YOU HAVE TO STAY HERE WITH US FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIVES. NOW I FIX BAKING CARBONATE TO THE SKATE. HOW LONG DO YOU THINK... JUST ONE MORE LITTLE ADJUSTMENT. THERE. IT'S FINISHED. LET'S GO INSIDE. UH OH. WE HAVE A PROBLEM. OH. INVEST THAT. NO PROBLEM. WOW. A REAL OLD PIRATE SHIP. WHAT HAPPENED? I think our fuel just ran out. Wow, it's dark in here. WOW! AN OCTOPUS. ABANDON SHIP! LOOK AT ALL THIS GOLD.

I HAVE AN IDEA. I'M DONE... WOW! CONTRAPTION! That was a very wise move, GADGET LUV. COME ON. WE HAVE WORK TO DO. RIGHT, GADGET. WE HAVE TO COUNT ALL THIS BLINKING TREASURE. We're not here for the treasure, Monty. YOU AND ZIPPER FIND CHIP AND HIT HIM. WHILE I'M TRYING TO BUILD ANOTHER SUBMARINE. OH. GOOD. CHIP! VALLEY! NOBODY'S HOME. DIVING BELL. I'm sorry to throw you into the dungeon like that, friends, but they might try to take our treasure. YOU CAN TRUST ME. I AM HONORARY PIRATE. SORRY, COMPANION. I CAN'T TAKE RISKS. WHEN THIS BOAT SANK, THE SHIP'S RATS CAPTAIN, "LOST" LaFITTE, TOLD THEM TO KEEP THE TREASURE UNTIL HE RETURNED.

WE CANNOT RETURN TO CHAPTER ORDERS. BUT THAT WAS 200 YEARS AGO. Well, he didn't say it would be easy. I DON'T WANT TO BE A PIRATE ANYMORE. YOU HAVE TO GET US OUT OF HERE. THIS IS YOUR FAULT. IF YOU DIDN'T WANT TO PLAY PIRATE WE WOULD NOT BE IN THIS MESS. Be safe, lubbers! WHO ARE YOU? THAT? DON'T YOU KNOW YOUR OWN CAPTAIN? I'M "LONG LOST" LaFITTE. LaFITTE "LONG LOST"? WHAT IS THAT ON YOUR SHOULDER? THAT'S ME PARROT. A LITTLE LITTLE FOR A PARROT, RIGHT? YEAH. HE HAS BEEN ILL. How do we know you're not a landowner trying to steal our treasure?

HEY! YOUNG NED! He was the captain's cabin boy. HE WILL KNOW. YEAH. GET YOUNG NED. You know, the "long-lost" Lafitte is a lot like Monterey Jack. SHHH! HERE IS YOUNG NED. Someone call the cabin boy? THERE'S A SWAB here says he's "long lost" LaFITTE! HEY? HE SAYS HE IS THE CAPTAIN. THERE ARE THREE WAYS TO ALWAYS KNOW THE CHAPTER. WHEN HE LOOKED AT YOU, HE ALWAYS HAD A FUNNY LOOK IN HIS EYES. -HIS EYE of him? -YEAH. YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! AND HE WAS A SHORT MAN, AND HE ONLY HAD ONE LEG. HIS LEFT of him. Captain LaFITTE, YOU'RE BACK.

That's all, dears, let them out of the dungeon. I'LL BRING THESE WONDERFUL GUYS BACK TO THE SHORE AS SOON AS... EH... PARROT, CHAPTER? YEAH. PARROT. AS LONG AS ANOTHER FRIEND COMES BACK TO ME. THERE THEY COME NOW. I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU'RE WEARING ALL THOSE OLD, DIRTY FEATHERS AND WHY YOU'RE WEARING PIRATE CLOTHES, BECAUSE IT'S THE "LOST" CHAPTER LaFITTE. THAT'S WHY. ALL ABOARD, MATEYS. PREPARE TO LAUNCH THE BARREL. WILL YOU TAKE YOUR TREASURE WITH YOU, CAPTAIN? Well, now I guess we could find room for a little gold, maybe some silver. NO. I DON'T THINK SO.

KEEP THE TREASURE UNTIL I COME AGAIN. IT COULD BE ANOTHER COUPLE HUNDRED YEARS. Yes, yes, captain. WAIT, CAPTAIN. WAIT! AND YOUR CHEESE? CHEESE? I wouldn't let any of these touch you, Captain. I'VE BEEN KEEPING IT FOR YOU ALL THESE YEARS. CHEESE. HE'S NOT THE CHAPTER AT ALL! THEY'RE JUST A BUNCH OF LUBBERS AFTER OUR TREASURE! DO YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS TO THOSE WHO TRY TO STEAL OUR TREASURE? THEY WALK ON THE PLATE. BUT WE HAVE A LOT OF FUN TOGETHER. THIS WILL BE FUN, BUCKO, FOR BILLY THE SQUID. NOW, BILLY! LOOK AT THAT FIRST STEP, MATEYS.

IT'S A LONG 'UN. HA HA HA! COME NOW. HURRY UP. BILLY IS WAITING. I HAVE AN IDEA. GOOD TIME FOR ONE. EVERYONE BREATHE. HERE NOW, NONE OF THAT. YOU CAN DEPEND ON ME. OH! AH... CHOOSE! Oh! HEY. Where did those landowners go? THEY ARE THERE. HERE, COMPANIONS! NOW THEY'RE GOING AFTER OUR FOOD! LET'S GO GUYS! WE HAVE TO USE THAT BARREL TO GET BACK TO THE SURFACE. THAT'S JUST WHERE THEY WILL WAIT FOR US. MAYBE WE CAN LIFT THE ENTIRE BOAT. I bet it's the weight of all that treasure that's holding him down. IF WE UNLOAD IT, THE BOAT COULD FLOAT TO THE TOP.

YES, BUT HOW DO WE UNLOAD THE TREASURE? THERE MUST BE LOTS. Well, I didn't say it was a perfect idea. THERE YOU ARE, GUYS! GET THEM! FIRE! WE CAN USE THE CANNON TO RELEASE THE TREASURE FROM THE SHIP. ZIPPER and I will keep the pirates away while you do it. YEAH! ALL RIGHT, LOAD THE CANNON! HO HO HO! AFTER THEM, LADDY-BUCKS! YO HO! FIRE! OK, GADGET, IT'S LOADED. PHEW! I'M GLAD IT'S FINISHED! BE AWARE! IT IS A MIRACLE! EVERYTHING IS BACKWARDS! FROM NOW ON YOU WILL BE ABLE TO LIVE LIKE OTHER RATS, ON THE WATER. WE CAN HAVE REAL ADVENTURES AGAIN.

NOW, COMPANIONS! YOU WON'T HAVE TO BE AFRAID OF BILLY THE SQUID ANYMORE. WE TAKE CARE OF THE SQUID CHILD. ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE NOT COMING WITH US, MATEYS? WE WILL HAVE REAL ADVENTURES. I THINK WE HAVE ENOUGH ADVENTURE FOR ONE DAY. SAY GOODBYE TO THE LITTLE RED-NOSED STORY. He would have been a great pirate. -GOOD DAY, COMPANIONS! -WHERE IS DALE? HE SAID SOMETHING ABOUT PREPARING A GOODBYE GUN SALUTE. FIRE! JUST FEEL AT HOME.